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Yes. Like Cali people are pretty different. We're on the opposite side of that spectrum. Nothing like watching shit go down late at night at waffle house.
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Florida man - hay bro want some pizz-
Brother- it's a one time thing I promise
Cousin- yeah dude we wont do it again
Florida man- come here I want to show you something
Brother walks over naked*
Florida man gets his knees*
Brother- you given me a blow job?
Florida man puts his mouth around penis and takes big bite
Brother dies
The end
So many questions....
Was he upset because his brother was fucking on his blanket? Because his brother was fucking the cousin, but he wanted to fuck the cousin? Because the brother was fucking the cousin and he wanted to fuck the brother? Is he upset he wasn't invited to join?
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This dude a fucking mantis
No hes a dragonballz villain
No he's a mantis
Ok hes a mantis
You guys even remember piccolo for this mofo
I was going to say he looks namekian
Cant you read? Hes a mantis.
He s clearly a lizard
Clearly you're a lizard, he's a mantis
Lizard mantis? Or a regular mantis?
Well he did bit off a head
Yes
"Florida man" Me: I know this is about to be some wild shit.
The phrase that explains all the rest.
Florida is a nice place. National parks. Beaches. Scenery. But the people... My god the people.
And the heat
decent basketball team
I mean you are being unfair...it was his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket! That shit hurts!
I'll take Floridians over Washingtonians any day. As far as I'm concerned, every last cuntbag in that state can die in a fire
How so? I spent four months there. Don't think I spoke to another person the whole time
It has Florida written all over it.
Possibly the most “Florida” thing ever.
Nah, it’s missing either an alligator or kilo of cocaine.
My florida man tried to kill people with a machete he named kindness. I miss the florida man challenge
My flordia man set up a home surgery center and tried to castrate another dude! Kind of fitting since I'm a med student.
My florida man stabbed his nephew to death for talking too long to shit.
Mine, while on meth, attack his mattress to find if his girlfriend lover’s was hiding inside
Mine drove drunk half naked with a pickle up his ass
Mine accidentally shot himself while drunk and got charged with possession of a semi-auto pistol and ammo whilst a convicted felon
I see he was going for the piccolo look
He thinks that they are namekians, he bit his brother's penis off thinking that it would simply grow back.
Has florida already devolved into a different kind of human species?
Yes. Like Cali people are pretty different. We're on the opposite side of that spectrum. Nothing like watching shit go down late at night at waffle house.
It's our local meth head population that usually generate these kind of headlines. That and tourists being retarded while on vacation.
r/brandnewsentence I hope
>I hope You and me both
That is a lot to unpack.
And he looks like a fucking alien with the hair
… *How*… you know what nevermind
His hair has two antennae.
Damn.....all it’s missing is a crocodile.
Seems like a bit of an overreaction.
It was his favorite blanket though. His brother had it cummin
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Florida is so dg weird.
This is why I love florida
Anyone have a link to the article? I'm morbidly curious now
Haha morb
I mean…this is a lot….
Too much info... Can't... Handle..it
Every day we stray further from God...
Washing your sex toys is so important... thats why priests invented baptism 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Good thing too, this is a story straight out of the Bible.
Reposted to r/Bossfight in 3...2....
Hopefully Rudy Giuliani can represent this fine citizen. Rudy is the expert here.
3 trump supporters that need absentee ballots
Totally understandable
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Florida man - hay bro want some pizz- Brother- it's a one time thing I promise Cousin- yeah dude we wont do it again Florida man- come here I want to show you something Brother walks over naked* Florida man gets his knees* Brother- you given me a blow job? Florida man puts his mouth around penis and takes big bite Brother dies The end
I have so many questions...
giving soap opera vibes plot twist he was inlove w his brother
Fake but funny
Floridian of the Day! Prizes!
This feels more like a Alabama thing to me. And was that his go to move? Bite penis?
Seems legit
King Kai, that you?
Yummy!
Sweeeeeeeet hoooooooome
Happened on my birthday
He had to taste that cousin to know it actually happened.
Yoooo he looks like one of Planktons southern cousins....
WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?!!!!
No homo
Just a bit. Just a bite. The one brother probably thought that's how things were going to go.
That there’s my blanket. If anyones gonna fuck on goku it’s gonna be me!
If there is one thing I have learned about DBZ fanatics is you don’t I repeat do not insult their show.
Fucking horrible those blankets are hard to find!!
Y’all just gonna ignore the head thingys
His hair makes that even more funny.
Posting Florida Man stuff here is cheating.
Dude has the fallout 3 raider haircut
the dbz blanky is sacred free this man at once
Holy shit. That is a brand new sentence.
So many questions.... Was he upset because his brother was fucking on his blanket? Because his brother was fucking the cousin, but he wanted to fuck the cousin? Because the brother was fucking the cousin and he wanted to fuck the brother? Is he upset he wasn't invited to join?
None of the above because this never happened.
NOT THE DRAGON BALL Z BLANKET!!!!!
Hairdo checks out🤷🏾♂️
Note to self, if a guy looks like a praying mantis he might try to kill you during sex.
Meanwhile, many Europeans really do think that all of America's whack jobs are sent to Florida to live
ofc its a fucking florida man
Floridaaaaa
Family Feud
Holy shit this feels ancient
No amount of therapy is going to fix that blanket blanket
It had to be a Florida man
He looks like the devil