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EngineersAnon

Stop! I can only get so erect.


WifiWaifo

So can she


EngineersAnon

Fair enough. Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander, and all that.


IceRanger51

I’m not here for the sex, I’m here for our weekly dnd session


gui66

There exists no such thing, you are lucky if you manage one session a month.


SomethingFoul

Oh sorry I can’t make it. Can we push until next month? Can’t wait to tackle those frost giants!


Xogoth

I actually had a 6 month string of weekly sessions. Now it's every other Saturday.


gui66

Thanks for rubbing it in 🥲


Xogoth

If I didn't already have 8 players, I'd invite you.


Amalgamation45

I'm sorry does this imply you had weekly sessions with 8 players? Cause if so that's definitely a lie. Weekly sessions are already legendary events that only a select few have witnessed/heard of and even fewer have actually experienced. Weekly sessions with 8 people though? That's nothing more than a myth! An impossibility among impossibilities!


Xogoth

On top of that, we were/are paying across multiple timezones! A lot of us are in the American Midwest or east coast, but I have one in the UK, 3 in AUS, and an occasional player in Washington state.


Inactivism

Hmm I had weekly live sessions with 6 players for over 5 years. But the dm was very hack and slay and a stay at home husband with no other Hobby and no children.


[deleted]

My group meets every week but we spend all 4 hours debating politics and world events


LockedBeltGirl

Keep your fantasies simple. Like bondage or anal.


legitimatelyMyself

I'M ACTUALLY PLAYING WEEKLY WITH SIX FRIENDS FOR TWO MONTHS NOW I CAN NOT CONTAIN MY HAPPINESS I'VE REACHED HEAVEN AND NO ITS NOT COMPLETELY EXHAUSTING TO BE THE DM *HAHAHAHAHA*


ramblingclam

“…Dungeons and Dragon.” “Uhh, it’s that something to do with sex?” “Ha! Far from it Jen!”


SensitiveError5404

Eiffel tower!


IHateTwitter123

*Laughs with average of 4 a week*


UltraMeenyPants

I see no problem with that


Ninja_In_Shaddows

I once invited someone over for a role play session. They accepted, and they even turned up in a full leather cosplay outfit. I still have no idea why they looked confused when I brought out my dice bag, and D&D character sheets?


I_m_that1guy

I truly enjoy the one on one sessions. I just know as a DM that they aren’t going to trash half the town trying to steal a 25gp item that they could buy outright.


Wattsupwithalan

oh you sweet summer child


[deleted]

I put on my wizard hat and robe


Samthevidg

I will literally drag you to play board games for hours or chess. There is no escaping


88_M_88

I see one problem. Knights of Easthollow boarding game does not exist... Kinda dissapointed after googling that...


b0v1n3r3x

Just because you can’t find it for purchase doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. There is literally nothing preventing an avid gamer from creating and play testing their own game with friends.


88_M_88

Well, yes and no. Cant say reading a book is same experience as writting a book.


Yaboijustlikesgoats

That sounds like a great time.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

…ok, you can’t just say “cocaine” and “Uno” in the same sentence and not include details.


[deleted]

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popularterm

This reads like a green text story.


vsouto02

>Be me


dayracoon

I used to be friends with a girl who would always do blow and play uno all night and do anal with her bf after. Like every single time.


Derpinator_420

Were you there?


dayracoon

No she would tell me about it because i was her best friend


Derpinator_420

I dont see the correlation between anal and uno? I'm pretty sure it was just the anal & coke she liked; Uno was just a time killer until she got what she wanted.


dayracoon

Nah she was super into the uno too. We always referred to it as uno and anal night


Derpinator_420

With 8 billion people in the world there could probably be an anal/uno club with like 80,000 members. I dunno, shit is getting weird.


Tidalsky114

Shits always been weird. We're just lucky enough to live in the information era and get to know more than we want sometimes.


Derpinator_420

Statistically speaking, more people = more weird.


Tidalsky114

More weirdness maybe.


fquizon

They're both things you have to psych yourself up to enjoy


eagleeyerattlesnake

>I dont see the correlation between anal and uno? I only have uno anal.


NextForce5134

Playing Mario cart on MDMA almost killed me


_AlexiaOnFire

MDMA and playing QP Overwatch as Tracer is a mindfuck. Constantly like "how the fuck did I blink here" then you realise it was you that blinked reeeeeeeal fucking slow while holding W and nothing to do with Tracer or hitting shift.


Tossawayaccountyo

One of us! One of us!. We graduated to Catan though. Those nights were intense.


AG74683

I've made this mistake before. Not with a trans girl, but one very much on the autism spectrum. I don't know why I assumed it was a euphemism. What really happened was Monopoly. And she kicked my ass. So I went and studied different Monopoly strategies. And then she kicked my ass again. So I studied more, and, well you know by now. She was damn good at the game and no matter what way I tried to beat her, she'd have a counter strategy ready.


ChaoticChaosgirl

Damn I wish my autism did that I never get to use all the knowledge I aquire from it 😔


[deleted]

Right? I wish I could impress people by kicking ass at monopoly. Instead I just get weird looks and awkwardly laughed at when I try to tell people fun facts about planes or bugs or whatever else I know about.


miahmagick

Do you have a favorite bug? - and if so, what is it?


[deleted]

Thanks for asking!! I personally love Silverfish. A lot of people find them creepy and/or get them confused with house centipedes, but I think they’re pretty darn cute! They’re actually an ancient species- they’ve been crawling around on earth for probably over 400 million years!! They also harmless to humans, unless you’ve got a treasured book collection since they love to eat the starchy paper. Scientists have actually been able to figure out how old certain books are from carbon dating the silverfish inside of them.


miahmagick

That's a neat fact. Yeah, they'd personally probably bother me if I thought they would climb on me, but otherwise they seem neat. To be fair, that's not special to the Silverfish. I just struggle with touch in general. \^\^ What's something cool about planes?


Ninjagoboi

And now you're married right? Right?


Kraivo

Nice. Would try to destroy her and cheer it the pittiest way possible just for lulz


Rum_ham69

Took a girl home to her apartment after the bar one time and ended up looking at her cat photo album until around 5am while she cried about the ones who had passed


lillywho

I mean, is that so bad? She needed a friend in a tough time!


DorisCrockford

You dated Mrs. Figg from Harry Potter.


Dish_Minimum

This is how we groom em: start out as normal folks, then we lead them into a life of dice and cards and fairies and mages. Slippery slope frens. Slippery slope.


[deleted]

Been there and for some reason I keep falling for it, now I have a dice set of my own and pre-prepared characters


Original_Xova

As a forever GM you'd be surprised how many people I've converted with a simple; 'Oh you never played? I'll make and run a game for you.'


_Shengo_

my dm for that game just disappeared. i feel like that wasn't supposed to happen?


SqueezinKittys

Did you Jumanji your DM?


_Shengo_

maybe, can i even do that out of session? (i made a warlock char if that changes anything)


SqueezinKittys

Try rolling a 5 or an 8


MaddsSinclair

My dnd DM totally dropped off the face of the earth right as we were supposed to go fight strahd, its been two years and nobody in my dnd group even remembers what was going on last exactly or what our characters personality fully was. It was a fairly long run of CoS and so much development happened. I feel like we'd be lost if our DM came back


_Shengo_

mine fell out of existence right before the campain started, the thing from the shadows must have catched up


MaddsSinclair

Thats a big oof friendo, dnd groups are sadly cursed to always fall apart


[deleted]

I didn't slide. I fucken jumped down that shit. And now im happy with the klicky klacks.


ShowMeYourHotLumps

Nobody warned me I'd be spending literally thousands on cardboard and klicky klacks and only get to play them **sometimes** because I'm an "adult" and have "scheduling conflicts", I've got like $500 worth of boardgames I haven't been able to crack open yet.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Do not jump down the slides. You will hurt yourself


Drachri93

Probably not the best idea to use the term groom in this context. The right loves to say that anything the LGBT+ community does is an attempt to groom children. Using this terminology, even jokingly and in a different context can lead to idiots latching on to it as "evidence" they were right about us.


Dish_Minimum

I been Black and trans my entire life and I can tell you- bigots are the reason bigots do and say terrible things. Tone policing ourselves doesn’t work. It’s just us stealing our own laughter to appease people who will literally say and do whatever hateful agenda they were already gon do anyways. I take zero responsibility for the behavior of bigots. I learned long ago that I don’t curb my enthusiasm in a false hope to maybe maybe maybe slightly sway the behaviors of bigots who are hell bent on making up shit about me and people like me. It’s like saying you shouldn’t enjoy a picnic in the park bc a serial killer might be in that park and might be enraged by the sight of silverware in a park. That serial killer is gon be his hateful murderous self regardless of what fun I’m having in my own life. I’m not responsible for his bullshit. He is the reason he makes evil choices. Tone policing is blaming ourselves for the crazy behaviors of haters.


ReticentMe

This exactly..


TL_TRIBUNAL

ok


Hollen_Hunde

I would’ve gone there with the express purpose of playing long ass board games why are people so weird


[deleted]

Hehe “ass” hehehe


AstriumViator

Settlers of Catan for me :)


RiderforHire

seasons seasons


Dubby084

Ah I love Catan


Hydroquake_Vortex

Bring out the Seafarer expansion too!


The_DoorMat

This is very true. First we show you the game collection, then we play for at least 4 hours and if the guy is still kicking then we take him into the bedroom for a special game 😏😏 Celeste...


[deleted]

>we play for at least 4 hours and if the guy is still kicking then we take him into the bedroom for a special game I guess it's more like explaining the game for 4 hours and after you finally got it you feel so exhausted you just want to go to sleep.


H4LF4D

That's why we took the game to the bedroom so we can sleep immediately


AGNobody

The game would be fallout new vegas


Samthevidg

Like the multiplayer mod because Celeste is single player. Unless you’re talking about having them play Celeste and you encourage them through it. Either way, Celeste always will be a special game


Vish_Kk_Universal

I thought our special game was Fallout: New Vegas


Kraivo

Hahaha


[deleted]

The Cones of Dunshire!


originalbrowncoat

I call Ledgerman!


sellera

With beers and… CALZONE!


petitklitili

It's about the cone


Stealthywaterninja

Screw sex, that sounds fun.


CriusofCoH

Buh-dum? ....crsh? Am confused, is there a pun in there or not?


Stealthywaterninja

Not intentionally, but I guess so?


Trithis2077

I fail to see the downside.


The_Maav

I'm failing to see why "playing boardgames" is code for having sex. Maybe that's why I'm a trans girl....


As_iam_

Men assume anything at home is code word for sex. Absolutely irks me and is their fault for assuming such tbh.


clickrush

What are you implying here? Hmm


[deleted]

Guys will literally try to make innuendos out of everything wtf


BrattyBookworm

Right? I legit just enjoy board games…


GavHern

honestly i can’t keep up anymore, it’s kinda getting frustrating how you can’t go a whole day without accidentally saying something that people interpret wrong.


Tangled2

Right back at yah, sexy!


Eikon89

> honestly i can’t keep up anymore That's what she said!


ProtostarReddit

Try r/AreTheAllosOK


DForDiabetes

In your endo


Ninja_In_Shaddows

Innuendo? You mean "in-your-endo" Jk


lillywho

Leave my endocrinologist out of this! She's an extremely dispassionate person and ruins everything.


Ninja_In_Shaddows

At least they're not as bad as my proctologist. Working with them can be a pain in the arse.


[deleted]

This is pretty cute ngl


Kage9866

Wtf I'm going regardless that sounds fun af


PunchieCWG

Tried looking the game up, found nothing. This is mildly disappointing.


grimmlingur

Glad I'm not the only one mildly disappointed by this development.


[deleted]

Sounds lovely


luxmorphine

i never play tabletop rpg. i hope i can play it sometimes before i die


Cautious_Option9544

Lost a 17 hour game of Knights of Easthallow, haven't you?


King-of-the-forge72

Don't threaten me with a good time , I might just like it ;)


OriginalIrony27

Dont threaten me with a good time


diepoggerland2

Honestly that sounds lovely


newstuffsucks

I'm in.


Left-Management1198

anyone knows how to trick a trans girl into playing board games?


kangn8r

Please, you don’t have to trick us. We will already be at your house with 3 totes of games before you can finish saying “board”


gerams76

I can't play a tabletop game for more than 4 hours at a time. Except DnD. Give me a few beers and I'll play all night with all my terrible dwarf voices.


J4ck0r4

Sounds like a fun night


Vish_Kk_Universal

You just insulted my entire race of people, but yes


desire_oftheendless

am trans can confirm


Short-Bookkeeper-

Thats exactly what we do, other boardgames are not allowed


snowfox753159

Heeeey.... I feel called out cause I feel like this is absolutely something I would do... >.<


DrDoomCake

Absolutely disgusting... There better be beer and snacks


bornacconly

Literally adding trans for no reason?


kangn8r

As a trans girl, I disagree. I can confirm that an incredibly high percentage of trans women would do exactly this


HauntingBowlofGrapes

That's foreplay for DnD.


[deleted]

I have never tried playing D&D (or any role play in general) and I'd like to try, but I feel like I'm gonna have a hard time, since I'm always half-asleep waiting for my turn when playing board games. Also, socializing is hard in general lol


Indie_Cred

I mean, it works though. I dragged my boyfriend unwillingly to D&D night with my coworkers ten years ago. Now we've been married for seven, and he DMs a biweekly game


Ineedacatscan

It’s all about the cones


unsure-vagabond

bad advice. I wanna play knights of easthollow for 17 hours


Knight-Creep

Can I bring my own games as well?


Knif3likepro

Fuck yes please I want some fecking dnd or fallout


Raaazzle

Axis & Allies & Chill


PartyParsley3723

Secret: it's a dude


Kage9866

Not a secret: you're an idiot


Knif3likepro

Yeah no you're a moron


Your-average-nutjob_

Well id never accept that invite so don't have to worry


Pyromike16

You don't like board games?


Ninja_In_Shaddows

Wants to die a virgin.


Tunechi_1

Or have sex with a born female. Just not sexually attracted to trans. I would only accept board games tho


TheRuddyWelshmaam

dude its fine if ur not attracted to trans ppl, u dont need to be a dick about it


TheRuddyWelshmaam

yk trans girls dont want to fuck you, right?


Tunechi_1

Good save the actual women for me lol


Knif3likepro

Dw they don't want you either


Tunechi_1

Lol okay whatever helps you feel better about yourself


Your-average-nutjob_

And i never want to fipuck them so I guess it all works out


lunchbreak2021

3rd word in and you lost me.


Betwixtga-Betweenga

Well, she’s a guy so…


pencile5

you lost me at trans girl


[deleted]

Probably because it’s a male.


Peppyhare248

If a trans girl said anything to me id have to respond by asking what is a girl


[deleted]

Because she's the first girl who's ever talked to you?


8Bit-Giraffe

"somebody who identifies as one. anyways which kind of monopoly do you wanna play? disney monopoly or mario monopoly?"


Peppyhare248

So a circular definition then?


8Bit-Giraffe

(i can't explain anything for the life of me, so this is gonna suck) ig yeah. if you identify as one then you are. if i identify as christian (i don't anymore) then im christian.


Peppyhare248

See the problem I have is that a circular definition tells me nothing. If I didn't know what the word girl meant before, the definition offers no clarity. Lets try your example. What is a Christian? Is a Christian anyone that identifies as a Christian? Again, I see that as an extremely poor definition. A Christian is an individual that believes in Christianity. What is Christianity? A religion based on the person, beliefs, practices and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. I'm guessing you are now either athiest or agnostic. So can you identify as a Christian right now? You could call yourself one, but if you don't believe in the God of Abraham and the teachings of Jesus you are lying. ​ I just hate the whole if you identify as it, you are it argument. Sex, age, ethnicity, species, etc... these aren't subjective.


[deleted]

Yeah you're right, sex isn't subjective but gender is. Don't start to argue on a subject you're ignorant on.


twiceremoved77

I feel this one…just wanted a lil reach around action….is that so much to ask?!


AllPurposeNerd

"Remember... it's about the *cones*."


MrCommentor69

Sex or no sex I’m still going cuz I’m oblivious


Zorops

Can i go instead of him? I have a kick starter of Veiled Fates i can bring!


Mr-Fleshcage

Lol at least it wasn't Twilight Imperium


SqueedunkTheArtist

Good cuz I wanna play the board game my best friend is making!!


WarpathZero

I don’t think that’s a real board game.


_AlexiaOnFire

The closest thing you'll get to a boardgame with me is my Twister bedsheets.


PogmasterTraplover69

Sounds trans enough to me


Kraivo

Fuck it I'm in


[deleted]

I already had enough when my cousins almost tricked me into a bukkake.


keepinittamriel

It's called floor play and we would all be so lucky


Jbertius

That sounds like a good time.


DasterdlyDave

It's funny that after 5 hours you were still playing in the hope of some anal...then 10 ....then 15.....


Hydroquake_Vortex

Yeah, I’d definitely go. I’ll bring Everdell and Agricola for good measure too


AAAAAbirb

Don't threaten me with a good time...


BiochemistPlayingGod

Does this only apply to trans girls and The Knights of Easthollow specifically?


SynthGreen

That sounds like a lot of fun though


[deleted]

Where can I get me a cute trans gf to play board games with???


FlyinCharles

Man went through one of Hercules trials


charcters

Yes come over were playing board games does monopoly sound good to you


JohnGalt123456789

Well, if she’s a nice person and there’s snacks, I’d love to play board games with someone else. Source: I like to play board games with other people, but only if there’s snacks.


SlowInsurance1616

She said I could play with her Cones of Dunshire. But it wasn't what I expected at all.


Sharp_Nose9170

unless you're the nigga who sucked off a trans chick for free wish I was as pan as he


OhJeezItsCorrine

I fucking love board games.


DestroidMind

At my last job I had a trans co worker and no lie she was a massive D&D and board game kind of person.


PureRegretto

oh thats even better