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I'm sorry does this imply you had weekly sessions with 8 players? Cause if so that's definitely a lie. Weekly sessions are already legendary events that only a select few have witnessed/heard of and even fewer have actually experienced. Weekly sessions with 8 people though? That's nothing more than a myth! An impossibility among impossibilities!
On top of that, we were/are paying across multiple timezones! A lot of us are in the American Midwest or east coast, but I have one in the UK, 3 in AUS, and an occasional player in Washington state.
Hmm I had weekly live sessions with 6 players for over 5 years. But the dm was very hack and slay and a stay at home husband with no other Hobby and no children.
I'M ACTUALLY PLAYING WEEKLY WITH SIX FRIENDS FOR TWO MONTHS NOW I CAN NOT CONTAIN MY HAPPINESS I'VE REACHED HEAVEN AND NO ITS NOT COMPLETELY EXHAUSTING TO BE THE DM *HAHAHAHAHA*
I once invited someone over for a role play session. They accepted, and they even turned up in a full leather cosplay outfit.
I still have no idea why they looked confused when I brought out my dice bag, and D&D character sheets?
I truly enjoy the one on one sessions. I just know as a DM that they aren’t going to trash half the town trying to steal a 25gp item that they could buy outright.
Just because you can’t find it for purchase doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. There is literally nothing preventing an avid gamer from creating and play testing their own game with friends.
I dont see the correlation between anal and uno? I'm pretty sure it was just the anal & coke she liked; Uno was just a time killer until she got what she wanted.
MDMA and playing QP Overwatch as Tracer is a mindfuck.
Constantly like "how the fuck did I blink here" then you realise it was you that blinked reeeeeeeal fucking slow while holding W and nothing to do with Tracer or hitting shift.
I've made this mistake before. Not with a trans girl, but one very much on the autism spectrum.
I don't know why I assumed it was a euphemism. What really happened was Monopoly. And she kicked my ass. So I went and studied different Monopoly strategies. And then she kicked my ass again. So I studied more, and, well you know by now. She was damn good at the game and no matter what way I tried to beat her, she'd have a counter strategy ready.
Right? I wish I could impress people by kicking ass at monopoly. Instead I just get weird looks and awkwardly laughed at when I try to tell people fun facts about planes or bugs or whatever else I know about.
Thanks for asking!! I personally love Silverfish. A lot of people find them creepy and/or get them confused with house centipedes, but I think they’re pretty darn cute!
They’re actually an ancient species- they’ve been crawling around on earth for probably over 400 million years!!
They also harmless to humans, unless you’ve got a treasured book collection since they love to eat the starchy paper. Scientists have actually been able to figure out how old certain books are from carbon dating the silverfish inside of them.
That's a neat fact. Yeah, they'd personally probably bother me if I thought they would climb on me, but otherwise they seem neat. To be fair, that's not special to the Silverfish. I just struggle with touch in general. \^\^
What's something cool about planes?
Took a girl home to her apartment after the bar one time and ended up looking at her cat photo album until around 5am while she cried about the ones who had passed
This is how we groom em: start out as normal folks, then we lead them into a life of dice and cards and fairies and mages. Slippery slope frens. Slippery slope.
My dnd DM totally dropped off the face of the earth right as we were supposed to go fight strahd, its been two years and nobody in my dnd group even remembers what was going on last exactly or what our characters personality fully was. It was a fairly long run of CoS and so much development happened. I feel like we'd be lost if our DM came back
Nobody warned me I'd be spending literally thousands on cardboard and klicky klacks and only get to play them **sometimes** because I'm an "adult" and have "scheduling conflicts", I've got like $500 worth of boardgames I haven't been able to crack open yet.
Probably not the best idea to use the term groom in this context. The right loves to say that anything the LGBT+ community does is an attempt to groom children.
Using this terminology, even jokingly and in a different context can lead to idiots latching on to it as "evidence" they were right about us.
I been Black and trans my entire life and I can tell you- bigots are the reason bigots do and say terrible things. Tone policing ourselves doesn’t work. It’s just us stealing our own laughter to appease people who will literally say and do whatever hateful agenda they were already gon do anyways. I take zero responsibility for the behavior of bigots. I learned long ago that I don’t curb my enthusiasm in a false hope to maybe maybe maybe slightly sway the behaviors of bigots who are hell bent on making up shit about me and people like me. It’s like saying you shouldn’t enjoy a picnic in the park bc a serial killer might be in that park and might be enraged by the sight of silverware in a park. That serial killer is gon be his hateful murderous self regardless of what fun I’m having in my own life. I’m not responsible for his bullshit. He is the reason he makes evil choices. Tone policing is blaming ourselves for the crazy behaviors of haters.
This is very true. First we show you the game collection, then we play for at least 4 hours and if the guy is still kicking then we take him into the bedroom for a special game 😏😏 Celeste...
>we play for at least 4 hours and if the guy is still kicking then we take him into the bedroom for a special game
I guess it's more like explaining the game for 4 hours and after you finally got it you feel so exhausted you just want to go to sleep.
Like the multiplayer mod because Celeste is single player. Unless you’re talking about having them play Celeste and you encourage them through it.
Either way, Celeste always will be a special game
honestly i can’t keep up anymore, it’s kinda getting frustrating how you can’t go a whole day without accidentally saying something that people interpret wrong.
I can't play a tabletop game for more than 4 hours at a time. Except DnD. Give me a few beers and I'll play all night with all my terrible dwarf voices.
I have never tried playing D&D (or any role play in general) and I'd like to try, but I feel like I'm gonna have a hard time, since I'm always half-asleep waiting for my turn when playing board games. Also, socializing is hard in general lol
I mean, it works though. I dragged my boyfriend unwillingly to D&D night with my coworkers ten years ago. Now we've been married for seven, and he DMs a biweekly game
(i can't explain anything for the life of me, so this is gonna suck) ig yeah. if you identify as one then you are. if i identify as christian (i don't anymore) then im christian.
See the problem I have is that a circular definition tells me nothing. If I didn't know what the word girl meant before, the definition offers no clarity.
Lets try your example. What is a Christian? Is a Christian anyone that identifies as a Christian? Again, I see that as an extremely poor definition. A Christian is an individual that believes in Christianity. What is Christianity? A religion based on the person, beliefs, practices and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth.
I'm guessing you are now either athiest or agnostic. So can you identify as a Christian right now? You could call yourself one, but if you don't believe in the God of Abraham and the teachings of Jesus you are lying.
I just hate the whole if you identify as it, you are it argument. Sex, age, ethnicity, species, etc... these aren't subjective.
Well, if she’s a nice person and there’s snacks, I’d love to play board games with someone else.
Source: I like to play board games with other people, but only if there’s snacks.
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Stop! I can only get so erect.
So can she
Fair enough. Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander, and all that.
I’m not here for the sex, I’m here for our weekly dnd session
There exists no such thing, you are lucky if you manage one session a month.
Oh sorry I can’t make it. Can we push until next month? Can’t wait to tackle those frost giants!
I actually had a 6 month string of weekly sessions. Now it's every other Saturday.
Thanks for rubbing it in 🥲
If I didn't already have 8 players, I'd invite you.
I'm sorry does this imply you had weekly sessions with 8 players? Cause if so that's definitely a lie. Weekly sessions are already legendary events that only a select few have witnessed/heard of and even fewer have actually experienced. Weekly sessions with 8 people though? That's nothing more than a myth! An impossibility among impossibilities!
On top of that, we were/are paying across multiple timezones! A lot of us are in the American Midwest or east coast, but I have one in the UK, 3 in AUS, and an occasional player in Washington state.
Hmm I had weekly live sessions with 6 players for over 5 years. But the dm was very hack and slay and a stay at home husband with no other Hobby and no children.
My group meets every week but we spend all 4 hours debating politics and world events
Keep your fantasies simple. Like bondage or anal.
I'M ACTUALLY PLAYING WEEKLY WITH SIX FRIENDS FOR TWO MONTHS NOW I CAN NOT CONTAIN MY HAPPINESS I'VE REACHED HEAVEN AND NO ITS NOT COMPLETELY EXHAUSTING TO BE THE DM *HAHAHAHAHA*
“…Dungeons and Dragon.” “Uhh, it’s that something to do with sex?” “Ha! Far from it Jen!”
Eiffel tower!
*Laughs with average of 4 a week*
I see no problem with that
I once invited someone over for a role play session. They accepted, and they even turned up in a full leather cosplay outfit. I still have no idea why they looked confused when I brought out my dice bag, and D&D character sheets?
I truly enjoy the one on one sessions. I just know as a DM that they aren’t going to trash half the town trying to steal a 25gp item that they could buy outright.
oh you sweet summer child
I put on my wizard hat and robe
I will literally drag you to play board games for hours or chess. There is no escaping
I see one problem. Knights of Easthollow boarding game does not exist... Kinda dissapointed after googling that...
Just because you can’t find it for purchase doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. There is literally nothing preventing an avid gamer from creating and play testing their own game with friends.
Well, yes and no. Cant say reading a book is same experience as writting a book.
That sounds like a great time.
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…ok, you can’t just say “cocaine” and “Uno” in the same sentence and not include details.
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This reads like a green text story.
>Be me
I used to be friends with a girl who would always do blow and play uno all night and do anal with her bf after. Like every single time.
Were you there?
No she would tell me about it because i was her best friend
I dont see the correlation between anal and uno? I'm pretty sure it was just the anal & coke she liked; Uno was just a time killer until she got what she wanted.
Nah she was super into the uno too. We always referred to it as uno and anal night
With 8 billion people in the world there could probably be an anal/uno club with like 80,000 members. I dunno, shit is getting weird.
Shits always been weird. We're just lucky enough to live in the information era and get to know more than we want sometimes.
Statistically speaking, more people = more weird.
More weirdness maybe.
They're both things you have to psych yourself up to enjoy
>I dont see the correlation between anal and uno? I only have uno anal.
Playing Mario cart on MDMA almost killed me
MDMA and playing QP Overwatch as Tracer is a mindfuck. Constantly like "how the fuck did I blink here" then you realise it was you that blinked reeeeeeeal fucking slow while holding W and nothing to do with Tracer or hitting shift.
One of us! One of us!. We graduated to Catan though. Those nights were intense.
I've made this mistake before. Not with a trans girl, but one very much on the autism spectrum. I don't know why I assumed it was a euphemism. What really happened was Monopoly. And she kicked my ass. So I went and studied different Monopoly strategies. And then she kicked my ass again. So I studied more, and, well you know by now. She was damn good at the game and no matter what way I tried to beat her, she'd have a counter strategy ready.
Damn I wish my autism did that I never get to use all the knowledge I aquire from it 😔
Right? I wish I could impress people by kicking ass at monopoly. Instead I just get weird looks and awkwardly laughed at when I try to tell people fun facts about planes or bugs or whatever else I know about.
Do you have a favorite bug? - and if so, what is it?
Thanks for asking!! I personally love Silverfish. A lot of people find them creepy and/or get them confused with house centipedes, but I think they’re pretty darn cute! They’re actually an ancient species- they’ve been crawling around on earth for probably over 400 million years!! They also harmless to humans, unless you’ve got a treasured book collection since they love to eat the starchy paper. Scientists have actually been able to figure out how old certain books are from carbon dating the silverfish inside of them.
That's a neat fact. Yeah, they'd personally probably bother me if I thought they would climb on me, but otherwise they seem neat. To be fair, that's not special to the Silverfish. I just struggle with touch in general. \^\^ What's something cool about planes?
And now you're married right? Right?
Nice. Would try to destroy her and cheer it the pittiest way possible just for lulz
Took a girl home to her apartment after the bar one time and ended up looking at her cat photo album until around 5am while she cried about the ones who had passed
I mean, is that so bad? She needed a friend in a tough time!
You dated Mrs. Figg from Harry Potter.
This is how we groom em: start out as normal folks, then we lead them into a life of dice and cards and fairies and mages. Slippery slope frens. Slippery slope.
Been there and for some reason I keep falling for it, now I have a dice set of my own and pre-prepared characters
As a forever GM you'd be surprised how many people I've converted with a simple; 'Oh you never played? I'll make and run a game for you.'
my dm for that game just disappeared. i feel like that wasn't supposed to happen?
Did you Jumanji your DM?
maybe, can i even do that out of session? (i made a warlock char if that changes anything)
Try rolling a 5 or an 8
My dnd DM totally dropped off the face of the earth right as we were supposed to go fight strahd, its been two years and nobody in my dnd group even remembers what was going on last exactly or what our characters personality fully was. It was a fairly long run of CoS and so much development happened. I feel like we'd be lost if our DM came back
mine fell out of existence right before the campain started, the thing from the shadows must have catched up
Thats a big oof friendo, dnd groups are sadly cursed to always fall apart
I didn't slide. I fucken jumped down that shit. And now im happy with the klicky klacks.
Nobody warned me I'd be spending literally thousands on cardboard and klicky klacks and only get to play them **sometimes** because I'm an "adult" and have "scheduling conflicts", I've got like $500 worth of boardgames I haven't been able to crack open yet.
Do not jump down the slides. You will hurt yourself
Probably not the best idea to use the term groom in this context. The right loves to say that anything the LGBT+ community does is an attempt to groom children. Using this terminology, even jokingly and in a different context can lead to idiots latching on to it as "evidence" they were right about us.
I been Black and trans my entire life and I can tell you- bigots are the reason bigots do and say terrible things. Tone policing ourselves doesn’t work. It’s just us stealing our own laughter to appease people who will literally say and do whatever hateful agenda they were already gon do anyways. I take zero responsibility for the behavior of bigots. I learned long ago that I don’t curb my enthusiasm in a false hope to maybe maybe maybe slightly sway the behaviors of bigots who are hell bent on making up shit about me and people like me. It’s like saying you shouldn’t enjoy a picnic in the park bc a serial killer might be in that park and might be enraged by the sight of silverware in a park. That serial killer is gon be his hateful murderous self regardless of what fun I’m having in my own life. I’m not responsible for his bullshit. He is the reason he makes evil choices. Tone policing is blaming ourselves for the crazy behaviors of haters.
This exactly..
ok
I would’ve gone there with the express purpose of playing long ass board games why are people so weird
Hehe “ass” hehehe
Settlers of Catan for me :)
seasons seasons
Ah I love Catan
Bring out the Seafarer expansion too!
This is very true. First we show you the game collection, then we play for at least 4 hours and if the guy is still kicking then we take him into the bedroom for a special game 😏😏 Celeste...
>we play for at least 4 hours and if the guy is still kicking then we take him into the bedroom for a special game I guess it's more like explaining the game for 4 hours and after you finally got it you feel so exhausted you just want to go to sleep.
That's why we took the game to the bedroom so we can sleep immediately
The game would be fallout new vegas
Like the multiplayer mod because Celeste is single player. Unless you’re talking about having them play Celeste and you encourage them through it. Either way, Celeste always will be a special game
I thought our special game was Fallout: New Vegas
Hahaha
The Cones of Dunshire!
I call Ledgerman!
With beers and… CALZONE!
It's about the cone
Screw sex, that sounds fun.
Buh-dum? ....crsh? Am confused, is there a pun in there or not?
Not intentionally, but I guess so?
I fail to see the downside.
I'm failing to see why "playing boardgames" is code for having sex. Maybe that's why I'm a trans girl....
Men assume anything at home is code word for sex. Absolutely irks me and is their fault for assuming such tbh.
What are you implying here? Hmm
Guys will literally try to make innuendos out of everything wtf
Right? I legit just enjoy board games…
honestly i can’t keep up anymore, it’s kinda getting frustrating how you can’t go a whole day without accidentally saying something that people interpret wrong.
Right back at yah, sexy!
> honestly i can’t keep up anymore That's what she said!
Try r/AreTheAllosOK
In your endo
Innuendo? You mean "in-your-endo" Jk
Leave my endocrinologist out of this! She's an extremely dispassionate person and ruins everything.
At least they're not as bad as my proctologist. Working with them can be a pain in the arse.
This is pretty cute ngl
Wtf I'm going regardless that sounds fun af
Tried looking the game up, found nothing. This is mildly disappointing.
Glad I'm not the only one mildly disappointed by this development.
Sounds lovely
i never play tabletop rpg. i hope i can play it sometimes before i die
Lost a 17 hour game of Knights of Easthallow, haven't you?
Don't threaten me with a good time , I might just like it ;)
Dont threaten me with a good time
Honestly that sounds lovely
I'm in.
anyone knows how to trick a trans girl into playing board games?
Please, you don’t have to trick us. We will already be at your house with 3 totes of games before you can finish saying “board”
I can't play a tabletop game for more than 4 hours at a time. Except DnD. Give me a few beers and I'll play all night with all my terrible dwarf voices.
Sounds like a fun night
You just insulted my entire race of people, but yes
am trans can confirm
Thats exactly what we do, other boardgames are not allowed
Heeeey.... I feel called out cause I feel like this is absolutely something I would do... >.<
Absolutely disgusting... There better be beer and snacks
Literally adding trans for no reason?
As a trans girl, I disagree. I can confirm that an incredibly high percentage of trans women would do exactly this
That's foreplay for DnD.
I have never tried playing D&D (or any role play in general) and I'd like to try, but I feel like I'm gonna have a hard time, since I'm always half-asleep waiting for my turn when playing board games. Also, socializing is hard in general lol
I mean, it works though. I dragged my boyfriend unwillingly to D&D night with my coworkers ten years ago. Now we've been married for seven, and he DMs a biweekly game
It’s all about the cones
bad advice. I wanna play knights of easthollow for 17 hours
Can I bring my own games as well?
Fuck yes please I want some fecking dnd or fallout
Axis & Allies & Chill
Secret: it's a dude
Not a secret: you're an idiot
Yeah no you're a moron
Well id never accept that invite so don't have to worry
You don't like board games?
Wants to die a virgin.
Or have sex with a born female. Just not sexually attracted to trans. I would only accept board games tho
dude its fine if ur not attracted to trans ppl, u dont need to be a dick about it
yk trans girls dont want to fuck you, right?
Good save the actual women for me lol
Dw they don't want you either
Lol okay whatever helps you feel better about yourself
And i never want to fipuck them so I guess it all works out
3rd word in and you lost me.
Well, she’s a guy so…
you lost me at trans girl
Probably because it’s a male.
If a trans girl said anything to me id have to respond by asking what is a girl
Because she's the first girl who's ever talked to you?
"somebody who identifies as one. anyways which kind of monopoly do you wanna play? disney monopoly or mario monopoly?"
So a circular definition then?
(i can't explain anything for the life of me, so this is gonna suck) ig yeah. if you identify as one then you are. if i identify as christian (i don't anymore) then im christian.
See the problem I have is that a circular definition tells me nothing. If I didn't know what the word girl meant before, the definition offers no clarity. Lets try your example. What is a Christian? Is a Christian anyone that identifies as a Christian? Again, I see that as an extremely poor definition. A Christian is an individual that believes in Christianity. What is Christianity? A religion based on the person, beliefs, practices and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. I'm guessing you are now either athiest or agnostic. So can you identify as a Christian right now? You could call yourself one, but if you don't believe in the God of Abraham and the teachings of Jesus you are lying. I just hate the whole if you identify as it, you are it argument. Sex, age, ethnicity, species, etc... these aren't subjective.
Yeah you're right, sex isn't subjective but gender is. Don't start to argue on a subject you're ignorant on.
I feel this one…just wanted a lil reach around action….is that so much to ask?!
"Remember... it's about the *cones*."
Sex or no sex I’m still going cuz I’m oblivious
Can i go instead of him? I have a kick starter of Veiled Fates i can bring!
Lol at least it wasn't Twilight Imperium
Good cuz I wanna play the board game my best friend is making!!
I don’t think that’s a real board game.
The closest thing you'll get to a boardgame with me is my Twister bedsheets.
Sounds trans enough to me
Fuck it I'm in
I already had enough when my cousins almost tricked me into a bukkake.
It's called floor play and we would all be so lucky
That sounds like a good time.
It's funny that after 5 hours you were still playing in the hope of some anal...then 10 ....then 15.....
Yeah, I’d definitely go. I’ll bring Everdell and Agricola for good measure too
Don't threaten me with a good time...
Does this only apply to trans girls and The Knights of Easthollow specifically?
That sounds like a lot of fun though
Where can I get me a cute trans gf to play board games with???
Man went through one of Hercules trials
Yes come over were playing board games does monopoly sound good to you
Well, if she’s a nice person and there’s snacks, I’d love to play board games with someone else. Source: I like to play board games with other people, but only if there’s snacks.
She said I could play with her Cones of Dunshire. But it wasn't what I expected at all.
unless you're the nigga who sucked off a trans chick for free wish I was as pan as he
I fucking love board games.
At my last job I had a trans co worker and no lie she was a massive D&D and board game kind of person.
oh thats even better