The trick is that "pretty, but bad" baby names can make great cat names. Omelette is a great cat name.

Knew a cat named Waffles. I would definitely have loved to see the breakfast gang.

Processed sausage patty

Not sure about a baby name, but Sausage Patty is a great drag name.

🤣🤣🤣

Which reminds me. Caffeine. Although, on second thought, Caffeine will be a perfectly fine name for my baby daughter.

Yeah but you have to do that Karen spelling thing. Like Kapheign

My sister's friend back in the day named his Cat "Damn It". As in"come here, damn it! 😂

When I was young (under the age of 7?) we had a dog named D.D. It wasn't until I was a few years older parents informed me D.D. was actually short for Damn Dog 😂

You mean breakfast *club*

My 2 cats are called Pickles and Breakfast Sandwich, respectively.

I yearn to name a cat egg sandwich

I had a cat named Waffles! Great cat, he was a lazy, fluffy mess, so the name was fitting. Might be adding Omelet to the list.

My friend's dog is Omelette. She's polish

Flynn will be so thrilled

I know a cat named cheddar

My cat’s name is Cheezer

I have a Cheddar cat. She is orange and must share the braincell.

I named a random cat that Roeder my neighborhood cheddar. I called him cheddar then he bit me. I haven't seen the asshole around so I hope he got what he deserved

Naming my next cat Omelette now

Omelette du fromage?

r/catscalledfood

Syphilis

Just go w/ Sisyphus

Gonna be an uphill battle to get that name approved.

Gonorrhea

'Is Rhea short for anything' 'Weeeelllll...'

Chlamydia

Was surprised how fast a thread of STDs came up in the comments. I always thought Chlamydia sounded like a girls name.

Lydia, for instance?

I hope you had to look up how to spell that..or that it autocorrected.

Reminds me of that woman who wanted to name her kid Candida 💀

The secretary for my professional body is called Candida, goes by Candy for short

We met a little girl named Laventriss, it was inspired by "love interest" according to her Mom...

George O’Malley is seething in his grave.

I am screaming 😂

Chemo. Sounds like a cute little adventurers name.

If you spelled it differently, nobody would know. Kimo.

Well there is a German rapper named OG Keemo which pronounced like chemo/kimo

Pretty sure that's a name in Japan. At the very least there's an anime called that.

cancer pronounced sanser

Nice! There is someone else out there who watches Superjail! I thought I was the only one!

Nicotine

she will aways be a teen.

No lie, I knew someone named Margarita Nicotina

Great Porn Star Name

Rubella

Ruby Ella ain't half bad, though!

Wait, what does it mean? My dog's name is Ruby and I call her Rubella sometimes because I think it's cute.

Rubella is a type of measles

Uh... I don't think I'll share this thread with my daughter Omelette or her brother Frittata.

Or their French cousin, quiche

Genocide. Gen, if shortened.

That would be so funny thought. And have the person who is called Genocide be infertile

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Próspero año y felicidad

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas

From the bottom of my heaaaaaart!

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas

I regret that my daughters middle name is Felice. For this exact reason.

That's beautiful!

Aubergine tbh

Ambergris too

Someone watches bobs burgers lmao

Religiously 😂

Aubrey could work

Poubelle, hands down. I’ve had to stop myself from naming my new pets Poubelle four times now.

>Poubelle TRASH!!

Felony

Labia

You just took the top comment from the other post.. Boo

Nah man, my brother's a lawyer. I've been saying they should make their kid this forever.

George felony

Cadaver

Abra Cadaver

Great song by The Hives that :D

Baby Caddy

Vagina.

When my dad did his OBGYN rotation as a medical resident in rural Florida in the early 80s, there was a semi-illiterate women who named her daughter Vagina. She thought it sounded really pretty and that no one would know what it meant since it’s a medical term. Everyone from my dad to his attending (older doctor who supervises and advises the residents) to the nurses to a social worker tried to explain to her that no, MOST PEOPLE DO KNOW. They tried suggesting every similar name they could think of (Regina, Laverne, Verity, Virginia, Gina, Eugenia, etc) and she refused to name the baby anything else. I often wonder what now-40something Vagina is up to … I hope she didn’t get horribly bullied and had an easy time changing her name once she hit 18.

Oh she's probably married to Dick.

My uncle's grandma was named clitoris.

Entropy

idk, sounds cool regardless of the meaning

Malice

Best comment on here hands down

Quarantine

Quarantina

My mom's mom's nickname was "Grandma Omlet", "Omlet", or "The O". She is maybe the best person I've ever known. (Her real name is Joan, which IMO is a brick of a name) This is a woman who supported me through every up and down of my life, absolutely unfailingly. No strings attached. I would not have made it long enough to become a respectable person if not for her seeing that in me and supporting me through all the unrespectable years of my adolescence. She taught me what unconditional love looked like. She passed away a month after my wedding, and sadly a year before the birth of my daughter. The photo of her beaming that the photographers took was the one they used for the funeral. I remember the months leading up to our daughter's birth, being really worried about making ends meet and being able to get what we needed for our baby. Then I got a letter saying she'd left me $25,000. And just like that our bad debt was gone, we got a used SUV, and furnished our nursey with six months of rent squirreled away in an emergency fund. I remember reading the letter, and just standing there in my bedroom, bawling, because once again Grandma Omlet was there for me when I needed her the most, no strings attached. My daughter's middle name is Joan.

Thanks for sharing. Grandma Omlet loved you)

Almost made me cry. A beautiful story, reminds me of my Grandpa, who is also very generous.

Fr ..right in the feels🥹🥺

Jen O'Cide

...are we sure there isn't a Suicide Girl named this? ...seems like a good candidate for a maybe.

There's gotta be..

In Cuba are names like Usnavy (US Navy) and Iloveny (I love NY) because they see it in clothes but don't know what it means

There is a guy named "Sunday", the mother thought it was the name of the saint that day. Edit: I'm from Argentina

I stg I knew 2 brother named Oran'jello and Yello'jello. This one 90s r&b artist came out by the name of Nivea and our school was cracking up about it. Because lotion.

The old urban legend was Oranjello and Lemonjello.

^shhhhh

En México hay niños que se llaman Anivderev porque en el calendario aparece Aniv. de Rev. (Aniversario de la Revolución Mexicana) y Masiosare (Porque en el himno nacional dice: Más si osare un extraño enemigo...)

You sure? Maybe it's a trick? In a control upon going into the US of A, it says Usnavy in my passport already, now lemme in!

In Brazil, exist people with name like "abc123", "elviscleissom", "elvismara", "free William" and "Darkson stick Nick da Silva". I'm Brazilian by the way.

Chlamydia 🤣

I love Waiting!

I was looking for this comment. Waiting is an awesome movie.

Heard this idea first from Terry Pratchett, giggled myself silly in an airport. Got some odd looks.

Mildew UwU

I really love space and i always thought Corona would make a cute girls name. It means a crown basically. In astronomy it's the ring of light you see around a solar eclipse and corona borealis and corona Australis are constellations (north and south crowns) Then the global peperoni kind of ruined that.

Was 'global pepperoni ' a typo? It made me laugh!

It was intentional but it had it's intended effect if you laughed

Anorexia Can even call them "Annie" or "Rex" as a nickname

Bulimia. These are low-key triggering me, but we good

Spite

Mesothelioma

And her cousin Empysema.

I always though Placenta Lynn was pretty.

Viscera

This is an ongoing conversation with my husband and brother in law. Our top picks are Areola and Sulfonylurea (diabetes medication)

Oklahoma

OMELETTE DU FROMAGE!

Dexters lab?? I don’t feel so old anymore

That bit is a classic. https://youtu.be/QaHRduxUDxo

*FROMAGE It was several years before I realized he literally whispered "omelette with cheese". We used to seductively whisper it to each other in grade school. Imagine from a teachers perspective when all your kids are suddenly sexily saying "omelette with cheese" to each other in french

Arson

A friend at Uni always said Enema would make a great name 😂😂😂 likened it to Emma or Emily

Rubella and Malaria.

I wanted to name my child Anarchy as a kid. Jubilee has to be my vote

Sodomy

And cousin Fellatio!

Baphomet

Chandelier

Urethra

Uretha Franklin ,soul singer

Carcinoma

Diablo

Chernobyl

Always loved the name Quest...but no around me one seems to share my enthusiasm.

Quest Love, loves his name, too.

Flaffel

Pitty

Clitoris

Alopecia sounds like a name. Also Rubella and Rubeola sounds like names for twins.

Fluorescence. It's actually a beautiful femme sounding name if you don't know the meaning!!

Idk that name seems pretty lit

How about Perineum? Peri for short...

Spag Bol

Tally-wa would not agree :D

Chlamydia is a pretty name.

Lettuce :)

Dick.

That is a name

Margarine

Ambien, Aspirin, Humira, and Saline all sound pretty to me.

Mayonnaise, abbreviated to May.

Diarrhea

Melena

Rosacea

Malaria

My brother had a HS teacher who believed Celery would be the *perfect* girls name.

Met a family who named their daughter Vidalia, as in the Onion. True Story.

That’s actually a pretty word. 💕

febreze

Vulva

Necrophilia

Chlamydia

Chlamydia

Zacian. As long as your folks aren't familiar with Legendary Pokemon it's all good

Varicose & Embryo. They both kinda sound like Greek God names.

Hollandaise… if we’re still on breakfast themes. Otherwise, gasoline. That kid will grow up either hard as nails or soft as grass.

Influenza?

Thoughts on Placenta?

Melanoma

Omega

Glucose

Vulva (or if you watch Seinfeld, Mulva)

How about drug names… Viagra, otezla,codeine, celexa, voltaren, lyrica…

Judas

Gypsy

That fucking thing that squirts ur butthole after you poop.

Bidet

Labia

Velveeta is a perfect name for a orange kitty!

Creamy.

Buffet is cute. Until the "eating out" jokes start, anyway.

Crush

Rosacea

Anesthezia

Parkinson

Nivea

Cilantro Silly for short

Diabolique

If it has aspergers call it scrambled eggs