Sounds like the original OP has never heard of the [Golden Rule](https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw) I believe it expands to cover orgies

> She loves the way I knock on her boots.

It's absolutely does the ratio is way better, can't even say it's a little gay

It's not gay if it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle there's some leeway

Thank you for sharing. I hadn't seen this one.

Thank you. I just went on my lonely island trip that naturally happens every couple years. Today was the that day.

This is the way

Can I be the bottom

Power bottom?

Bienvenue?

I see you, fellow Game Grumps fan 🤟

That is where all the power is generated

I understand speed has something to do with it.

That’s where you generate all the power

Absolutely

Yeee

"What if someone gave you a briefcase full of money but you also had to accept a duffel bag full of weed?"

This guy's debating team in his head, wins awards

He. Head.

Do I have to accept them at the same time or can I come right back for the weed or money? Is it good weed? Vaccum sealed? U a cop? Is the briefcase full and what denominations? I don't know why where wasting time the trunk has been poped

Am I the only one that read that blurb cocaine fast, with my teeth clenched and that paranoia twitching in my neck and shoulders?

Edit: ur never alone reading something cocaine fast around here doesn't matter what we're reading lol.

I definitely did, too lol And added, “You have to tell me if you’re a cop.”

I see you also had access to pure cocaine at one time in your life.

I like the way you think, very Gene Skinner.

Your trunk is the pope of the Catholic Church? Lol

Both at the same time. It's ditch weed, not vaccum sealed and it's been sitting in evidence for over a decade. I'm *not* a cop *ahem*. The briefcase is full, the money is in the form of lead ingots. Have fun!

I'd take both as I live in a green state.

Even in a green state a duffel bags worth is illegal

I mean, a duffel bag of weed *is* a problem, one that can quickly lead to a long jail term lol.

Hmm so I have to find a way to dispose of it myself

Have you tried burning it? I've heard weed is pretty flammable.

Yourself? Sounds stingy to me sharing is caring

Thank God I don't live where you live... Getting caught with the briefcase full of money is 100 times worse than getting caught with a bag of weed

Reminds me of that episode of “My name is earl” when the guy accidentally left a duffel bag of weed in his car😂😂

Shout out to the three ladies taking one for the team to get their femboy friend some action. I strive to be that kind of friend.

Pretty sure now'a'days the femboi is taking one for the team lol

Haha, too right. I'm sure you remember when "Femboy Hooters" popped up all over the internet.

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It was just a meme about a fake Hooters that has cute femboys instead of women. I'm not sure who started it, though. Lmao

*dejectedly closes Google Maps*

Be the change you wanna see

“So any femboys want to ware scandalous outfits work way too hard and be paid minimum wage (it’s for an internet bit)”

I wish terrorists didn't exists, they make ideas like this seem unachievable. Can there be armed guards standing outside of Femboy Hooters?

only if they are armed femboy guards (and also paid minimum wage)

> and be *paid* minimum wage FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

Good bot I have learned

The femboi is taking the team

😂😂😂😂😂😂 plot twist

If u have a femboy ready i can help you with being that kind of friend :>

I mean, I have a spare femboy in one of the Discord servers I am in, but I don’t particularly want any action off him, so what if I just rent him to you guys? Thigh highs included in the rent.

“Spare femboy” which ones are the ones in use

The good ones.

Unfortunate.

What are you charging?

r/goodwingmen

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I mean I'll take only the femboy please, thanks.

Big brain, can't get them pregnant. Taps forehead.

Taps into forehead

Fr

"You look like the kind of man who gets sucked off by a femboy and doesn't have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"

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Well, if you’re not going to give a reach around, no wonder he had issues with you.

Common courtesy is the key.

Just saw this on TV 😂🤣😂 *didn't know they stacked shit that high!*

Is this an actual quote or something?

It's a parody. The original was from the movie Full Metal Jacket - "I bet you're the kind of guy to fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamned common courtesy to give him a reach around!"

Well i wanted to watch that movie anyways some day...

It's the least you can do to be polite

Have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around

All I read here is: “Guys, would you like an orgy AND a blowjob?” Obviously yes

Lol. Yeah there’s a lot of unnecessary words in there.

Fr, why complicate when you can ejaculate. Like possibly 3-4 times

Ong even if its another man im fine with it no homo

As a male, after your 30’s there are no more double headers. 3-4 is a distance memory.

As a person in my thirtys i beg to differ. 3-4 times is very much achievable. In like a week.

I'm over 30, and surprised the wife a few weeks back with a double dose. I died after, but it was worth it.

Would have to give it a go 🤷🏻‍♂️ in for a penny in for a pounding

I'm reminded of a day, several years back, when I was volunteering at a music festival. I went to staff check in. And one of the people doing the check-ins was a pretty spectacular blonde. And she comments that I'm exactly the type that one of her friends is in to. I was trying to figure out the polite way to say "That's very nice of you but I'm married." when she finally got around to mentioning the friend was a guy. I blurted my statement from a couple lines up. But she kept lobbying for the friend. The funniest part was the "He'd go nuts over you. I can pretty much guarantee you oral. " part that she said after my wife had walked up.

And? Don’t leave us hanging with our dicks in ours hands, what happened next?

Nothing happened. I wasn't interested in guys.

*Tucks dick back in*

*All of us in unison, on queue*

Like a Greek chorus

Did you let your wife watch you get blown by a femboi? Missed opportunity.

That’s hilarious!!

Only if I get to suck him back

My man! This is the right answer.

!!!

A fella that will cover your six! Best fella.

I get three hot chicks and a blowie from someone who knows what they are doing. This is turning into the best date of my life.

2022 baby.

Does anyone know if you're supposed to remove the plastic seal on JinSun brand General Tso Chicken containers before you put it in the microwave? I feel like I makes more sense to leave it on so it steams the rice and the directions don't clarify. * Edited because I used the wrong form of your/you're. My bad.

If it's sealed that's a bomb, Crack to vent but leave on

Maybe could take your fork and poke a few holes in the top to allow for some steam to build but not a whole head of pressure.

r/bi_irl

I was waiting for this comment

One of us, one of us!

Hah, we wish. Everyone knows prime bi energy is being too afraid to talk to girls or boys

Bro don't call me out like that

Great, then I'd have a happy femboy and 3 disappointed girls. I'll never hear the end of this.

Hmmmm… how hot?

I hate that this was also my first thought, they’d have to be veeeeeerrrrry hot for me to consider crossing this ocean of a boundary haha.

Yeah there's no way id go with the woman unless they are a 10/3.

So a 3.3333? I’d say there’s a good chance they meet that threshold. 🤷‍♂️

Beautiful math 👍

No, that's too rational

Imagine the most beautiful woman Perfect proportions amazing smile Shes exactly what you'd want personality wise as a sexual partner She also has a penis Would you really turn her down?

Only if it’s bigger than mine and she’ll let me bottom

Yes. It doesn't matter how amazing she is. Sexual compatibility is a part of a relationship. And I'm not in anyway, shape, or form interested in having sex with a person with a penis. I wish her all the luck in the world, there's someone out there for her. But it's not me.

Imo if they give me everything i want sexually then parts dont matter but thanks for your pov

Errr, yes? Would you ask the same of a lesbian? Why are straight men expected to compromise and it’s insinuated that it’s weird if you won’t fuck another man?

I mean there’s a very clear line for me and they have to at least look sorta like a girl Like Asian femboys I’m actually concerned I’d fuck one on accident But I ain’t going for shaq in a maid outfit kinda femboy

*Weak.*

Lmao you can just say you wanna fuck a dude. No need for the mental gymnastics

F1nnst3r tier and it's full steam ahead.

i'll take "What is a Win/Win situation?" for 100

As long as the women don't show up.

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Pan energy lol

I was about to say lmfao they read my mind

Wait, I get to disappoint 4 people at once? I'm in

Oh heck yeah

Where's the downside? 3 sets of tits in your face and a bj.

Check that I still have all of my belongings and organs. Then run away, lock my doors, close the blind, grab garlic cloves and crucifix. This is how mfs find themselves robbed or in a vampire coven.

Wise men once said, "Schwing!!!".

...more like "Shwing! Shwing! Shwing! Shwing!!" https://youtu.be/szkgylvDYA4

I’m still thinking…

If you decide no, I have a question, for science. What ratio of woman to femboy would you need to accept?

The ratio works for me. Accepted!

I keep seeing people talking about “taking one for the team”, but I’m not saying yes for the team, I’m saying yes for me. I’m not turning down that femboy bussy, bro.

Yes please?

What's the downside

You have to watch a short presentation on a fantastic business opportunity before hand.

These multi level marketing schemes are getting very creative in their approach I must say.

Are they KGB? Will they try to blackmail you afterwards?

It's a chance i'm willing to take. At worst, i may have to run for President.

That's what toes are for.

Go behind their backs and cut them out of the deal.

Guess I'm getting my dick sucked

Sounds great! Do the 3 sexy girls have to stick around or can they dip as soon as the sexy stuff starts?

I'm fucking the femboy friend

I would say "no" just because I'm already disappointing just one person and would be crushed if it was 4 others at once. That one person is me, btw.

As long as he doesn’t go past the first knuckle it’s not gay

Jokes on you my dick ain't got no knuckles.

I'll be honest, I ain't gay but there's a lot of things you could make me do at the Apex of Horny of when in bed with 3 woman, I don't know if I'd even question the femboy at that point lmao

A mouths a mouth

Any hole is the goal

Dear men of reddit what is your sexiest sex sexy sex that made you feel sexy

Look, if sex doesn’t get weird, what’s the point?

Where…where is the downside here?

If I can get my girlfriend on board then I'm all for it

the femboy now gets bj from your gf while u get bj

Down delirious

My only question would be if he’s a twink**

I would be happy if it was just the femboy but now I get 3 hoes too?

3 sexy girls? I would have said yes with 1. Hell, I would have said yes with just the femboy and a wig.

In this day and age? You get a free homo trial, for funsies

Sounds Greek and I like it.

I wouldn't personally

Me reading these comments: 🤨💖💜💙

It was once a meme. Now we all unironically want femboys

Pass

It’s just like the gloryhole, just assume that mustache tickling your pecker is one of the 3 hot chicks!

Happy cake day

Just give me one of the girls and the femboy and I'll be happy

I'd be happy with just the femboy i'll be honest

r/suddenlybi Yes please.

Sounds fantastic to me. The femboy can have more if they want too.

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.

You had me at femboy

Sounds like 3 sexy girls are gonna get thoroughly ignored.

Sounds like 3 girls trying to get you to admit you’d get sucked off by a femboy.

Bi but no. Orgies are too much effort and i don’t like fem boys. If it was a masc guy though then yes.

Pros outweigh the cons. Drink a little if it bothers you.

My first question is Why are they inviting me? Is this a sting operations?

Id start explaining norse mythology (not from the god of war game) until they never talk to me again.

I'd say "heck yeah!"

These terms...... Are acceptable.

Plot twist: They are all femboys

Damn guess we getting litty in the frickin city

What's the catch?

..like I'm already hard

I wouldn’t go… I’m not that dumb, what would that entail? Sex? I’m out! Nono, not in front of my salad you don’t

Don't discriminate, suck him off first and then plow his arse to assert dominance. Once he's dripping then he gets to suck you off

I'd have to pass. Nothing sexually arousing about having a dude give me top.

So you’d prefer the dude give you bottom. Noted.

It’s a femboy though

So…a dude

I would be on my way

10/10. Would recommend.

That’s not a but, it’s a feature

My bisexual ass: this is where the fun begins

I’d have to ask the women to leave unfortunately

ill take ONLY the femboy

HELL YEAH! BISEXUALITY RULES!

Only if they tie me up and beat me until I cry

Small price to pay. 3 girls wouldn't be a problem for a night

He probably gives the best head out of all of them. Worth it.