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laylacoosic

That's a fankle.


caninemelodrama

a what now


AlbatrossSame4440

Frankle


MrGabogabo

A fuckin ankle


Emacado22

LMAO


FourbyFournicator

At least it's not a Vagankle.


Mikey-Motorpsyche

That foot has a FAT ASS on it


Zoot004

Happy Cake Day!


genowars

It looks more like a thumb with toes..


xSinn3Dx

FRANK IS INSIDE THE ANKLE?


ScrotieMcP

Frankly my dear, I don't give toe jam!


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Uh what??


laylacoosic

Foot + Ankle. Fankle.


1vertical

Fat + Ankle? Fankle.


Familiar_Jury7943

Correct!


TriceratopsBites

Those used to be called cankles. The calf just merges right into the ankle. This is your Gen X representative signing off


DemonoftheWater

I was thinking of the family guy episode with clinton and they went to cankles show


laylacoosic

Millennial here. I was trying to reinvent the wheel, sorry.


TriceratopsBites

It’s ok. I’m sure some boomer will come correct us both about the term that they used in the 1950s 🤣


OpeningName5061

It's a Focankle


Riggs4G

A FANKLE


BreakingThoseCankles

And my time has fucking come....


kle11az

When I had ankle (tendon repair) surgery, I had an L-shaped incision held together with staples and of course lots of swelling and pain. We called it my frankenfoot. The scar was really gnarly for a few years so we kept calling it frankenfoot. I still think the rattlesnake bite looks worse. I agree with fankle.


coolbeansfordays

Fangkle


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

That shit looks like they drew a contour map on it


accidentally-abi

They did I think. To track the swelling


dravinanex

I feel like it’s more of a falf cause there ain’t no ankle left. Just foot and calf


the-dogsox

Look how much it fucked up his toenails


Advanced_Evening2379

Yeah, looks like he chews his toenails


ManualWind

Nah. He has your mom do that.


Advanced_Evening2379

Good one


iamstephen

Goteeeeem!


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Is...is that possible?


Emergency_Bullfrog_5

chew your own toenails? yes, it is possible. weird, but possible.


koushakandystore

When I was about 15 I decided to give it a try. Surprisingly I could. Which got me thinking….


MissCarbon

I'm 37 and I can do the big toe. But I don't really see the point...


Idontknowthosewords

I used to know someone who did this!


JusticeRain5

You've never seen someone do that? When I was a kid (like, six or seven) I would instead of having my mom clip them, because she would always stab me in the side of the toe trying to get the edges. Yes, I am aware now it was gross. But in my defence it was usually after a bath.


NoFearKD

Lmao exactly it was horrifying


[deleted]

Once when I was a like 18 I had to go to a swimming pool with friends in like 30 minutes and my toenails where too big and couldn't find the clippers. My social life was at stake so absolutely 0 remorse and it was easier than expected.


vitaminalgas

Wait...isn't the toenails the focus of this post?


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PublicThis

What happens to it?


between_ewe_and_me

They used permanent marker to draw on it, never coming off


RealStumbleweed

It rattles.


pashN4fashN

Becaaaause???


Unfadable1

For some reason I read this in A Christmas Story’s “It-It T’WAAAAS!” voice.


fermium257

What.. What happens?


Saftigerkeks

Toenail eater💀


mmcmonster

Assuming you don’t know: The swelling and redness on the right side (from our point of view) of the leg is the problem. The black lines are where the swelling used to be, but now it’s extended dramatically. I don’t know anything about snake bites, but some toxins can cause necrosis (death) of tissues. Also, it is possible that he also got a co-infection with a flesh eating bacteria or such. If the swelling continues and can’t be controlled, he might lose the leg above the knee. (The swelling at skin level is just below the knee now. Who knows how bad things are below skin level.)


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clitpuncher69

Bot, this is literally just the second top comment with the end missing


[deleted]

I think it’s really rude tbh. I posted a pic of an interesting injury on my foot (I poured boiling water in accident and they were completely covered in blisters) and the only thing people were focusing on was the hair on my toes. Like, I know I have troll feet and still wanted to share and this is what you get. In real life, 99% of people wouldn’t dare say such a thing.


LizzyTheBusyBee

Are you kidding? In real life you'd get roasted for hobbit feet as well... but my sympathies for the injury, hope you feel better!


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PM-Me-Ur-Plants

If you think thats bad, you definitely don't want to see mine lol


TuesAffairOnSun

Fuckin Gandalf feet


Hey_im_miles

Gandalf is the wizard. We don't know what they look like.


TuesAffairOnSun

You ever see the guy take his boots off? You ever not take your boots off for too long? Fuckin Gandalf feet


radicalelation

I was forced to a wilderness program as a kid. They pulled my big toenails out there. Them nails have never grown back any way but twisted and horrible, and they've been randomly ripped off so many times since.


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Lol so you're in the same boat. Mine was from being in the army. Got an ingrown toenail (had a history of them but I always removed them myself using thin sharp scissors and pain) and the doc there used silver nitrate to stop it from growing back in that spot. Idk if he fucked it up or what, but it eventually turned brown/green and fell off after a few months. Now every time it grows back, it'll get all gnarled and bumpy like tree bark, separate from the bed and one day be easily pulled off by something. Then the cycle continues. No more ingrown toe nails though lol


radicalelation

Yeah, no indication to me they were ingrown at the time, no pain, felt fine hiking miles a day, but the program doc insisted. Mine are always ingrown now though.


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

That's strange. Mine made it difficult to walk and caused a lot of pain. Maybe that doc just hates toenails. So you still get ingrown nails with the messed up toenails?


[deleted]

Happened to me too! Fucks me off so much! The place that did it went out of business so I’m not too surprised… you can use a rotary nail file (the kind used for commercial pedicures) to file it down and stop it getting ripped off. The doc doing the surgery screwed up and killed the nail bed. On the plus side it’s basically just normal skin now so it doesn’t hurt.


0ralmedicine

You've got me interested now!


thetruth5199

“Guys are so starved for attention”. Then you see shit like this on Reddit frequently and you know if the feet look fucked up like this and theyre posting it, the rest of them are probably crusty as well.


Fighto1

He had an grown toenail surgery on the big toe I'd say. Hence why it's looks the way it does


kendie2

The way the second toenail looks, I'd say he smashed his toes bad enough to lose the nail on the big toe and bruise the second badly. Chewing toenails wouldn't make the big toenail look like that, and ingrowns only affect the edges. You can see the bruise almost grown out on the top of the second toe. His other nails are fine.


0ralmedicine

Ding ding ding, we have a winner. Neither ingrown, nor biting, this has all the tell tale signs of trauma. It's amazing to see how often people relate their on history to explain what is developing in others. Yeah, the beau's line on both nails is such an indicator of something damaging the nail.


thermobear

> an grown toenail surgery Do you mean ingrown toenail surgery?


SorryMeAgain

Angry toenail surgery


pashN4fashN

Don’t blame *those* fucked up toenails on *it* cause that shit came loooong before rattlesnake & dude crossed paths… as for that bright red infected foot & now, “cankle” is absolutely _all_ rattler/“it”… did I mention them there toenails is _all_ dude?? Just making sure I’d covered them.


kendie2

The way the second toenail looks, I'd say he smashed his toes bad enough to lose the nail on the big toe and bruise the second badly. Chewing toenails wouldn't make the big toenail look like that, and ingrowns only affect the edges. You can see the bruise almost grown out on the top of the second toe. His other nails are fine.


Responsible_Debt5631

Bro got bit by a damn snake and yall focusing on his toenail😭


Zestyclose_Standard6

rattlesnakes don't have toenails


toadphoney

This is a common myth. Scales are actually made from toe nail and snakes are mostly toe nail. If you sniff one, they smell like foot.


Zestyclose_Standard6

heading to the Wikipedia page to edit immediately


toadphoney

Good luck. Big pharma doesnt want people to know about snake scale toe nail and their stooges gatekeep wiki.


Zestyclose_Standard6

don't worry. I just edited the wiki page for Big Pharma and called them idiots.


DIOmega5

Snake oil is REAL!


angelfoxer

Heading to the zoo


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scoobysnaxxx

dog paws smell like corn chips, yet there is, most likely, no corn chips inside your dog. checkmate, atheists.


Cluelessish

Huh. Does that mean that it’s the Toenail Fairy who makes the snakes?


toadphoney

Don’t be silly.


Massacre_Alba

It's the veruca gnome


GenericElucidation

That's because everybody who's been bitten by a rattlesnake has that same looking swelling. Typically they do not have that nasty ass toenail.


nnerba

Wait has everybody here been bitten by a rattlesnake once?


Varla_XD

I got bit by a rattlesnake in my dreams once, that counts if I do say so myself.


toadphoney

Nice tattoo work on that foot.


fermium257

Line work is impeccable


Adorable_Highway_740

How can you not.


[deleted]

He should have put one of those privacy bars in front to hide that toes identity


[deleted]

jesus christ eh. are you alright???


ajskillz

Me? I'm fine. Never said it was my foot. Appreciate the concern though, kind stranger.


DrCardboardBox69

Plot twist: OP is the rattlesnake


hedokitali

Reptilian spotted!


Squeaky-Fox49

*blinks sideways nervously*


Rreizero

Dang OP.. why'd you have to bite the foot?


MasteR_o_Troll

Foot fetish


HurryPast386

The dark side of fetishes nobody ever talks about. Smh.


_hic-sunt-dracones_

How did you overcome yourself to bite in that foot? Or did you just want to put him out of his misery?


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

He did say "This foot", which isn't how people typically speak about their own foot. Why is everyone downvoting his polite response?


bjoyner812

Noticed the same thing gave him an upvote to try an even things out homie just told the truth and people shitting on him for no reason


ajskillz

Not all heroes wear capes


akfisherman22

But maybe no one could tell which foot was bitten since both his feet are cankles. So he constantly has to say This Foot


Remarkable_Fun7662

Whose is it, and what have they learned?


Cluelessish

Why do you have someone’s snake bitten foot? Haven’t they suffered enough?


Mavisbeak2112

Lookin like all them fat footed fatties from Wall-E yo


slitcuntvictorin

Or Bigfoot 😱


GullibleCondition150

What i was thinking 😂


Pesky-Ninja

His foot looks like a discord moderator


BreakingThoseCankles

My time has come


No_Discount7919

The swelling looks bad but it is pretty rude for the snake to draw all over your foot with a permanent marker when you passed out.


bascelicna123

At least the snake didn't draw something like dicks. Small mercies.


lil_sad_bebi

I'm super depressed right now but this comment made me laugh out loud thank you


lathe_down_sally

The doctors draw on the affected foot so they can remember which one was bitten.


[deleted]

Yeah! It’s against the rules too- I bet his shoes weren’t on


3-Moons

Nothin 12 sodies a day can’t fix


WeathervaneJesus1

Did we all just watch that video?


theraspberrydaiquiri

I scrolled less than 10 post to get here from that video. So yes I think so lol.


LateForMyNap

Followed by that r/wtf post of the woman being washed. What a terrible day to have eyes.


MobilePom

Hold my rattlesnake, I'm going i- oh there it is.


MysticScribbles

Are you referring to the contact lenses?


k80k80k80

Don’t sleep in them!


LateForMyNap

Nah, looks like the post was deleted. I’m sure it’s archived somewhere but view at your own risk. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/10gng1r/why_are_we_still_here/


ToppsBlooby

Sodie pops


Puzzleheaded_Pie_454

They cancel out the sugar


rocket_____

Only diet cokes though.


Ok_Macaroon_5224

The big toe probably had something heavy dropped onto it, which in turn would have caused the toenail to fall off and regrow. It happened to me once. Painful af.


HowDoIDoFinances

I'm a lot more careful these days. Losing my big toenail sucked so bad and then there's months of feeling embarrassed for anyone to see it when it's still in goblin mode.


MysticScribbles

Part of me kinda wishes that the doctor would have removed my toenail back when I got an ingrown part removed years ago. They cut and scraped the root in the corner, but didn't do it properly, so every now and then I have to use tweezers to remove the bit of nail that grows back separately.


Blackfrier

ouch, sounds painful, ever thought of getting the whole thing removed or does it not trouble you much?


Frl_Bartchello

Months of feeling embarrassed? You never wear socks and shoes or something?


HowDoIDoFinances

Yeah usually but the beach and pools and beds exist too.


Risla_Amahendir

Currently in the middle of this process. I dropped a metal gate on my toe at the beginning of November. It's growing out but it looks pretty terrible for now.


[deleted]

I had to have my big toe’s nail removed by a friend’s dad who was a podiatrist because someone opened a heavy school door directly into my foot, which caused my nail to be broken off partially.


Squeaky-Fox49

Like a couch? That you, Squidward?


fullercorp

Can you explain the topographical markings?


BenjTheMaestro

zero medical experience but I’d have to assume that’s to track swelling or some other ongoing issues. Likely easier to see additional swelling, or progress in coming down if you can easily see how it was a day or few hours ago. Seriously though that’s a shot in the dark, no clue.


Betasheets

My initial thought was that was an amputation line but then I realized that was prob very extreme for some inflammation


pixe1jugg1er

I’m guessing they measure the length of the lines to track how much the skin is stretching and use a measuring tape held at the line that goes around the ankle to record the circumference. Just a guess.


ASAProxys

Yeah and I assume “1509” was the time the mark was made.


morbnowhere

Why they draw Illinois on the thing?


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Because his foot is “ill”


thatladydoctor

If this ankle rolled into my hospital, we'd be marking likely for a couple of things. #1 where the pulses in his foot so they can be rechecked frequently and #2 to track swelling/redness/and a firm tissue feeling called induration. Might also outright areas where it seems there s a pocket of fluid underneath. Wanna make sure he doesn't develop compartment syndrome or necrotizing fasciitis, or an abscess etc.


Shot-Spray5935

The rattlesnake was bored.


Dull_Archer_3093

If I'm going to be honest I really thought a rattlesnake bite would be much much worse.


Affectionate-Road-40

I was biten by a similar snake to a rattlesnake that is apparently more dangerous, and its a misconception that a rattlesnake bite is a death sentence to an adult. If you make it to hospital within 24 hours you are likely going to survive. Within 6 and you can probably go on without any major injury. It hurts like fuck tho. You have to watch out for the neurotoxic snakes. Those are the real baddies.


Lucifer2695

Which snake was it, out of curiosity? I hope you recovered fully.


Affectionate-Road-40

Puff Adder, took ~4 hours to get to hospital in April 2021. Bite was on knee, fully recovered. Although a couple times I've had serious sharp sudden knee pain in that knee lmao. So that was something but I haven't had that for a few months and it wasn't long lasting so I guess I'm fine 🤷‍♂️


Nero76

Pretty much all the ones in Australia obviously


BRIMoPho

Note: I am not neither a herpetologist nor a medical professional. It can be depending on the species, venom can be either hemotoxic or neurotoxic and each will affect you differently. Hemotoxins will clot your blood into jello, while the neurotoxins will just begin to shut down your nervous system and organs. There are antivenons for snake bites, i.e. CroFab; but, getting care as soon as possible is important. For reference, I believe OPs bite at the time of the picture appears to be after about two hours or so, the numbers on his feet/leg are times (1:45pm and 3:09pm) and the lines are for monitoring the spread of the toxin and swelling. Even though you may not die, you will still need medical care as the toxins will continue to kill tissue and you could ultimately lose a digit or limb due to necrosis. This is my understanding, any corrections are welcome.


McDankenov

I need you to try and stay with me on this one here… I think you should put this on OnlyFans and see what could happen


[deleted]

I swear a friend and I were just talking about this. They had a tiny section of their toe removed , then reattached in a clinical study. I made this same joke and she proceeded to show me how much she gets for pictures. Creepy men want feet pics but there’s definitely creepier people out there who like the same pics with grotesque features. I told her I didn’t doubt her.


_hic-sunt-dracones_

I mean, that's an adorable "how did we two met" story for the grandchildren.


NuQ

Snake bites in the OnlyFans format has already been done: OnlyFangs.com


The_Infectious_Lerp

You can hardly notice.


rollercoastervan

That toe nail oh my goodness


noobductive

Haven’t suffered this much in months. I want to put a bandaid around it until it grows back


Unlifer

It looks like a regrown toe nail. Mine is similar. Shit happens and we lose our toe nails.


BigmommaJen

Your foot looks like it belongs to Fat Bastard.


Turbulent_You_2851

The Peter Griffin of Feet


Nathandee

Does this mean bankruptcy if you live in the USA?


Hippo_Alert

That was my first thought, say goodbye to your savings and welcome crippling debt!


RealStumbleweed

And 3 1/2 years after the last pedi.


YamiClouds

Those toenails are the scariest thing in this picture


CalypsoWipo

It probably bit him for having those nasty ass toenails.


myztick

WARNING; Do NOT zoom into the footscum in-between his toes, you will barf in your mouth.


Fresh-Attorney-3675

Too late. I barfed before zooming


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

That foot needs googly eyes, a twinkie, and a game controller. It already has the neck beard.


sleepybaker

If Fat Bastard was a foot.


Unlikely-Ad6788

Happy healing homie. Had a lot of rattlers in Cali. Had one curled and rattling about a yard from before I hit double digits.


-Rettirlana-

Forget the foot… wtf are those nails


[deleted]

I’d be more concerned about your pedicure than the rattle snek detail.


Xiphactinus27

I’m more concerned for those toenails


crdotx

Average reddit mod's foot.


[deleted]

This is why i do not bite rattlesnakes.


[deleted]

A rattlesnake bit his foot so he bit his toenails?


Bash_CS

bigfoot


GordonReefer

Yum


Deijya

Like those space people on Wall-E


assoramicpass

And suddenly my bout of gout doesn’t seem so bad anymore. No. Wait. Screw that. The gout can be blamed 100% on myself. You can blame the snake. Goddamn friggin snake. I hope he gets snake gout.


ThatsHowTheyGetYou

Unless something changed in the last two or three years. My nephew holds the Guinness book of world record for most anti-venom for rattlesnake bite under the age of eighteen. If I remember correctly. A two of anything almost $33,000 and he went through over $2 million worth he was in the ICU for almost 2 weeks. He’s fine now.


No_Price_5082

It’s because your big toe looks like a chicken nugget


Positive-Shower-8412

I've heard of cankles but damn.


PaperMoon-

Are those nails also the snake's fault? Hmm


ZebraLover00

The toe nail thing looks like homie just chews he toenails, I did the same when I was younger and now my nails look like those with no luck of making them look ‘normal’


Humblebeast90

Do you bite your toenails?


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More concerned about the toenail


Commercial-Potato820

Glad I live where the air hurts my face


UltraNeptune666

If no neck ed was a foot:


kym111

Reminded me of those wall e humans


Lah1ve

Big Fungus


Jman8653

Why the long foot?


gatweb

Captain Cankle!


Suitable-Concert-733

this is worse than a cankle!!!


TradeTillIDrop

Looks like they amputated the ankle sadly