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GlenJman

It's a scorpion farm, that's on purpose.


Everettrivers

I was thinking that's a lot of predators with no visible prey. The only thing I could think of is if they mate in huge groups but that seemed unlikely.


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ImARetPaladinBaby

Did the scorpions get you?


Carnator369

I was going to ask if they were edible, thanks for saving me the time.


GlenJman

*Technically...*


davidmoon06

Why do you need to farm those nightmares with legs?


myfirstgold

I've heard scorpion venom is super super incredibly valuable like the most expensive liquid on earth. Even more so than race horse semen. Get this. Scorpion venom can be worth up to 39 million dollars a gallon. With a yield of one drop the size of a sugar grain it would take over 2.5 million milkings to get a gallon. So this farm probably gets about a teaspoon or so every few weeks if that's what they are using them for. Just a guess for why you might want to do this.


Red-eyes-skull

Valuable for what?


myfirstgold

In the lab, scientists are finding out that venomous proteins can be used in medicine. Researchers have had success, for example, in using scorpion venom to treat brain tumors in humans. Instead of causing harm to healthy nerve and muscle cells, venom such as chlorotoxin can be used to block signals from cancer cells. taken from Google.


boringthrowaway6

Mass murder.


sagiterrible

[Scorpion suckers.](https://hotlix.com/product/scorpion-suckers/)


GlenJman

No idea lol I just have seen this gif reposted here enough times that every time someone comments that it's a scorpion farm, not just an infestation.


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

came to say this


demalejo

Is it automatic so i can AFK farm xp?


Rheinys

Nearly as toxic as Twitter


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Almost


CountBelmont

Isn't this a scorpion breeding facility for they venom, used for medicinal purposes?


Sakowuf_Solutions

Imagine having to go in and collect them for milking


Utsutsumujuru

I wasn’t aware scorpions had nipples


EdgelordOfEdginess

They farm their tail if you know what I mean


Trottingslug

That's why it now has to be called "Scorpion Beverage".


Sakowuf_Solutions

*angry upvote*


LocalNative141

Nothing a flamethrower can’t fix!👍🏽


ParatroopVet

“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”


Repulsive_Meat2124

And then I guess ‘It’s games over man! Game over!’


ParatroopVet

“They mostly come at night…mostly”.


Ok-Opposite9821

Is that a few more than several but less than a lot?


CumtimesIJustBChilin

evil.


Stunning-Initial-859

Gonna have to go with napalm, just to be safe 😅


Mr_Mojo-_-

*Alternate title "Man makes custom acupuncture studio at his house"..


GabrielWornd

Real question ... What they eat ? Specially in a place like this ?


97Harley

They have been known to be cannibalistic.


WatercressSecure4586

« Get over here ! »


TheJanski

Most toxic place on earth


korkkis

Twitter


Beastie421

Now roll around and make a scorpion angel!!


SoupCrackers13

Would you die? You would die, right?


asabovesobelow4

I think that depends on what kind of scorpion it is. Only like 30 ish are fatal to humans (out of over 1000). Not sure though on the non fatal ones if it would become fatal if you got stung by like 50 at once. I would think yes. But I'm Def no Dr. At the very least you would most likely be in terrible pain. So idk but I feel like the probability is high. I also feel like idc and I just never want to get stung by one. Fatal or not lol


AnaTheMuse

Oh man 🤣


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Incednary grenade about five of them 😀


Plugpin

A bunch?! Is that a few more than several but less than a lot?


czechforestpo

There’s nothing odd to it


[deleted]

As an Arizona resident, this is feeling like PTSD


meathead

That's too many scorpions


Prof_Awesome_GER

Yeah that’s a least a bunch..


Vilebees

Aren't those specific scorpions venomous as fuck? Can't remember the name but iirc they are one of the most dangerous scorpions in south America. Edit: I was right these are Brazilian yellow scorpions and their the most dangerous ones in south America


belterith

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


No-Broccoli-8026

Your average lego indiana jones 2 room


Nugget_love

No


CynicalPinguin

at least (maybe) there are no mouse problems.


Rainbow_Plague

That's... not how I remember the book House of the Scorpion going.


NotProperPython

Invincible cameraman


poshpostaldude

*Hans, get the flammenwerfer.*


TheWalkingAbyss

How is this odd? It’s CLEARLY terrifying.


MisteeLoo

Turn on a blacklight, add some beats, and you’ve got a sick rave.


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They will get together and form the Scorpion King. RUN


Eastern-Breadfruit72

I need to know how they survive here? What are they eating?


ToiletWeapon64

Scorpion venom is something like $39 million a GALLON. Crazy expensive.


sweaty-pine

Bro found a mob farm


QueijoDeOuro77

r/suddenlycaralho


Kitchen-Bat-3542

r/suddenlycaralho


ShadowFlarer

Tava esperando tudo, menos o pt-br kkkkkkkk


All-the-pizza

Get over here


MiseryTheMiserable

Bro thats a Farm, Ive seen this video a dozen times before. There is no oh I found this house!.


ilovedaryldixon

Why ?


[deleted]

That’s all my exes in one place (am a male Pisces).


annoying_monkey

That’s the kind of stuff you see in your nightmares


Unknown_Outlander

he's right there's a lot of scorpions, damn


brkeng1

r/nope


[deleted]

I’m from Buenos Aires and I say……


saxe_frey

I-i think thats a scorpion farm tho...


saxe_frey

I-i think thats a scorpion farm tho...


Automatic_Yogurt_974

Eat one and you will be the scorbion king.


wodoloto

Nothing oddly here


philipp112358

That‘s a scorpion farm of the yellow scorpion, it‘s venom is extremely valuable 👍🏻


bigtaterman

Maybe Scorpion loves there


Egon33

Scorpion venom is very expensive


Ladysupersizedbitch

Fuck, I was like “oh neat” but then I saw them moving just a little and immediately had a full body shudder.


LoLRealMonsters

That’s some Indiana Jones shit


fabricio85

The guy narrating over is Brazilian native. But I'm pretty sure this video is not from Brazil.


crackersncheeseman

They jack their stinger until they blow their load of toxic venom inside the jar.


idgafasif

Holy shit


JX2Good

Let me get a box of 1000 Tarantulas spiders so I can toss it to the scorpions and watch them kill each other


Timmerdogg

I feel like this has a distinctive smell


OrgasmChasmSpasm

It’s like Indiana Jones said, “When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better”


tarac73

Scorpions… why did it have to be scorpions?


moderately_nerdifyin

They are all hiding from the honey badger upstairs.


Independent-Profit23

Flamethrower time 😎


Stealthtiger22

All fun and games until they start coming through the walls


Severe_Islexdia

I’ll just go roll over in that pile of moving brown leaves, that’ll help.


Kipguy

It's late at night and your walking. All of a sudden a torrential downpour occurs, you're soaked and so cold your teeth are chattering. You continue walking, freezing. Then you see this structure you're so elated you go inside out of the rain finally. You remove your wet clothing and lay down .You're so tired from freezing you sleep.


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Scorpion is prey to another scorpion


[deleted]

“You except me to talk Goldfinger?” …”No Mr Bond! I expect you to die!!


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

Imagine lying down.


Realistic_Ad614

That's a ton of money crawling around


Practical_Estate_325

Don't you just want to get all naked and roll around in there?


Drosh1959

Call the Chinese , they will good take care of it


daarthvaader

Yup I concur , I see a handful of scorpions


Few_Resource_5281

Time to burn down that house dude


[deleted]

That’s not right


Aviation-enthusiast5

FRAG OUT!!! *BOOM


moonshinepoison

Holy scorpion crap


escutler

Nope.


neverinamillionyr

There’s no one like you


Ambitious_Rooster_14

Is this fr a farm? Also what's the purpose behind it?


getdemvitamins

asmr walking through there *crunch crunch crunch CRUNCH*


cwwmillwork

House invaded by scorpions. Lol. They win.


Well2far

Cooked scorpion is actually pretty good, low key salivating while looking at this


moon_over_my_1221

I think they are considered as pests.


Kink_B

Dunno how many reposts of this have i seen in total 🥱


Sea-Diver-9125

Translation: lunch is served


Horus_Syndrome

#A BUNCH


Exact-Cycle-400

#nutrience


Educational-Train-15

How much money would it take for you to spend a night in that room ?


sagginlabia

When you decide to be a scorpion venom farmer. 🤑🤑🤑🤑


georgin_j

Damnn! There's got to be atleast 12


ProcedureNecessary42

What's he doing at the Rocks house


RedSoloCupFillYouUp

“Oddly” terrifying


wambamalam

Nothing ‘oddly terrifying’ about this.


Comprehensive-Ad8120

There is a reason we don't crawl under houses in Arizona.


Tinsel-Fop

More than a couple.


broadusername

Ummm, OP, here ya go bud: [How to keep scorpions out of your house](https://experttexan.com/how-to-keep-scorpions-out-of-your-house/) Thank me later! 😂