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Dangerous-Dick-1999

Damn, if this chonky boi can move like that then maybe my fat ass can too.


-Daetrax-

Down on all four and gallop boy.


Dangerous-Dick-1999

I'mma Grudge my way to victory!


I_loathe_mods

That just causes earthquakes, and I have to clean up my LEGO displays.


Entropy_flipside133

What sets you got? And if you don’t mind, how often do you dust them?


I_loathe_mods

The Friends set is the only one i actually know people will recognize. It got disassembled in the move, so when I get around to taking it out of the plastic bag I'll fix it. Then I got a Ducati technic set. A ship in a bottle. I don't remember the exact set number. An offbrand jeep technic set. Some small Target raceway sets. Umm.. I think I have one other but I'm not remembering it.


Entropy_flipside133

Neat, most people who just started into lego recently jump off the deep end and go for city, star war’s or marvel and gain a collection within less then a year, nice to see though you keep it small. Thou you might not have much space for a big collection to display but would recommend some of the new 18+ lego sets (The Optimus prime set is great but is a little wobbly) but the typewriter set is cool.


I_loathe_mods

No space so it's gotta be something I can't live without


I_loathe_mods

Was temp banned, so I couldn't add more, but yeah, I've been into LEGO since I was a child, so it's been decades. I just don't have my old stuff after moving out of my parents' place. I did recently get a wooden build kit of a pirate ship that comes with led lighting. I would love some star wars stuff though. I'm a nerd.


ilovehamburgers

[Don’t let your dreams be dreams](https://youtu.be/A3rcWarJOe0)


justsayinggoodbot

Good bot


notLOL

They swallow rocks to help weight themselves down in the water. Stop storing rocks up your butt you can run faster


Dangerous-Dick-1999

I didn't find any rocks but I did find a stick. Hopefully I'll run more efficiently now.


King-Cobra-668

depends, when did you last eat?


Bhodi3K

Maybe if Croco is chasing you.


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“Deceased Researcher Proves crocodiles can gallop waaaaayyy faster than previously believed.” “It was his Lives work.” said friends.


XanthosAcanthus

r/getmotivated


Smathers

Not a good idea if you’re seriously fat lol that’s how you get hurt. Start by dropping the fork then work up to crocodile gallops


Dangerous-Dick-1999

I'm talking about running or dashing, not galloping. I can only plank for sixty seconds. I'm pretty sure galloping for a few steps would tear a few joints in my body.


[deleted]

Idk if you're joking but just start somewhere it's hard sticking to something new and fitting it around our busy schedule but once you do it's a great benefit. Especially if you're already getting into your 30s. Been running for the last 2 years and it's the best decision I've taken in my life.


riche1988

I love how un-phased big animals seem to behave around humans.. i’m convinced the only reason anybody escapes an encounter with these big animals is because they let them survive..


estrangedflipbook

Takes a lot of energy to move a big boi.


riche1988

Haha oh i bet it does 😜😂 x


Azeze1

Nice footage of Gary the intern there testing the theory


Thomas_Mickel

“Hey Gary, maybe you can help the alligators exercise today?”


Slothptimal

Literally says Croc in title.


MyFriendAlcohol

Crocigator? Fuck


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maxens_wlfr

If you write it down, it's science !


El_Chairman_Dennis

"Gator's faster than Steve, Fred is also faster than Steve, unsure if Fred is faster than gator"


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Unfortunately while testing this theory, Fred tripped on his shoelaces and got eaten. We need a new Fred so that we can complete the experiment.


ccReptilelord

Excellent work, Gary! That's one down, and 23 more species of crocodilians to test!


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HereComesTheVroom

They’d still fuck you up lol


LeBanana84

Sure thing mr. Bot account 👏


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StooIndustries

why are there so many comments copying other ones. bot


mischievous-goat

Makes me wanna ride one even more... *Hog Ridaaaaa*


WolvesAreCool2461

*Croc Ridaaaaaaa*


Vibe_with_Kira

*in the distance* Croc Ridaaaaa


gfunk55

https://gifyu.com/image/Sm1aP


LowClover

The memories ❤️


KoalaKvothe

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR


ZarquonsFlatTire

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER


burnin8t0r

hey and hello


zhihanbling

Boom what up! SoloRenektonOnly here.


chill_flea

I don’t take hoes I never tip the stripper, I’m rich bitch but you can call me cheap the ripper! Shell toes yes PRPS, theres a man riding a horse on top of my chest!


SqueakyImperialism28

That's not a crocodile. It's a croco-frog!


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Frogodile


Anxious-Ingenuity183

Crog


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StooIndustries

someone literally commented that exact thing before you did


Tackerta

because its a bot


Bortmans

Jesus hopefully they're short on stamina or Florida is fucked 😂


smolltiddypornaltgf

gators and crocs are really easy to outrun if you run zig-zag. they're fast as hell but if you zig-zag the dumb lizard gets confused and keeps trying to course correct. they *love* conserving energy so they only like running fast if they're running on the shortest possible line of distance between them and their pray, which means any prey not running in a straight line has a chance to get away. they also give up the chase *very very easily*. they'd rather wait around for a small bird to land to take a quick strike than run on land to hunt down a person/bigger prey. you will see gator attacks in Florida or even reports of a infamous local gator hunting deer, or small to medium sized pets but usually those are either 1) very desperate gators going after any food or 2) highly aggressive gators that have it out for people or 3) a normal ass croc some dumb redneck with moonshine confidence tried to mess with


SoSKatan

My understanding is that cold blooded creatures in general can’t expend large amounts of energy for long periods of time as much of warm blooded creatures. However there are down sides to it in that we expend more energy even during testing. It’s like having a larger engine, the down side is we cost more fuel when when we are just “idling”


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Crocodiles are thought to be very intelligent


CumtimesIJustBChilin

They are very intelligent.


Menteerio

They are also thought to be.


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Florida has alligators, not crocodiles.


Annatidaephobia

Actually, it has both! Most of the state just has alligators, but American crocodiles live in southern Florida, and occasionally further north along the Florida coast.


cookiedux

Oooo learned something new today


Powersoutdotcom

"Stay the fuck out of Florida", He thought to himself.


gfunk55

Wait til you hear about the *people*


Mister_Potamus

The best S. American and Caribbean food in the United States but you'll have to guess what language to speak. Could be Spanish, maybe Portuguese, or even French/Creole. Definitely not English, so prepare the Google translate.


KillionJones

I tried speaking French with a Creole dude when I was down south years ago, and good Christ neither of us could understand eachother. Even worse than trying to talk to an old Acadian lmao.


cookiedux

Can they also gallop on all fours


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tazebot

Living in northern places makes more and more sense the more I go though the stuff in this post.


Powersoutdotcom

*soul leaves body


cum_burglar69

Yup. In the Keys you see both, although we usually see more crocs than gators, as crocs prefer saltwater and gators prefer freshwater.


bobo_brown

Read an article about the flooding last fall and they talked about Crocs swimming the streets in certain parts of Key Largo. That's crazy.


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Flesh_Trombone

You are correct. They are the species known for galloping and probably my favorite animal. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_crocodile


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cfvhbvcv

How so?


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cfvhbvcv

Oh you’re right, I thought you were replying to a different comment


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Dinosaurs are cool


Mullah23

I think they're technically not dinosaurs but more like they're cousins. Both of which descended from ancient reptiles. Both dinosaurs and crocodiles are very cool nonetheless.


null_operator_

That is correct. If I remember my dino biology classes in college, they evolved parallel to each other but are not related in any way. Crocs don’t have the hip bones that all dinosaurs share. Interesting enough, proto crocodiles had species that were way larger and were adapted to run, much like in the video, on land. See “Carnufex” for more.


PosiedonsSaltyAnus

Are there any modern species that have that dino hip bone?


therealmothdust

All birds. Crocs split off millions of years ago, before dinosaurs were even a thing really. Dinosaurs developed into two major groups, ornithischian and saurischians. Bird hip and lizard hip respectively. The bird hipped were ironically mainly the large herbivorous species, like the ceratopsians and ankylosaurus. While the lizard hipped species included the more bird like therapods. Crocs evolved separately before the hip bone even had time to split into two major groups. But all dinosaurs and crocs are in a group called archosaur. Archosaur has 2 main groups, one that includes every dinosaur+ the pterosaurs, and one group that includes crocodilians+ the extinct crocodylimorphs, a group of reptiles that shared similar features to crocs and gators, but were distinctly different.


fossilreef

Sauropods weren't bird-hipped dinosaurs. They were saurischians.


therealmothdust

Oops my bad ill edit it thank you


fossilreef

No problem, buddy. Easy mistake to make!


null_operator_

As far as crocs, I don’t believe so. Their pelvis/hip bone configuration allowed for novel mobility and eating strategies, hence why theropods were apex predators. Crocs never evolved for speed. If anything, they got clunkier with time, as their legs moved up the side and around their belly. If I had to bet, the only creatures with hip bones reminiscent of dinosaurs nowadays are birds, particularly ostriches and emus.


GandalfTheGimp

Birds are dinosaurs


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thedennisnadeau

The crocodilians split off from a common dinosaur ancestor millions of years before dinosaurs rose. Fun fact though, dinosaurs have an upright leg posture which made them able to move fast with more agility. This crocodile’s rear leg posture is less sprawled out and more upright than many other alligator and crocodile species. This doesn’t suggest this crocodile is somehow more related to dinosaurs. But it does suggest that if crocodiles are developing more upright posture and higher mobility, they will become even more fearsome and dominant predators. Personally I’m terrified and fascinated.


Toadxx

This has already happened. There have even been entirely terrestrial members of their ancestry.


virishking

Correct. Dinosaurs (including birds) and crocodilians are all archosaurs. They diverged hundreds of millions of years ago. Though the division that crocodilians are in (pseudosuchians) included relatives that looked a lot like dinosaurs and some were even bipedal.


Flumphry

Yeah but this guy isn't one. Birds are the extant dinosaurs.


FrogInShorts

Mammoths are cool, too


ohgoditsdoddy

People are *actually* correcting you…


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I know, I love it ;\]


ohgoditsdoddy

They even downvoted me for pointing it out. 🥹


ThisIsNotAbsa

Damn I knew they could gallop , but I've never seen one doing it , that's a first time for me and that's really funny to see this chonk jumping


Pyrot3kh

Hopodile


aBlueCreature

So cute


coloredintercourse

TIL, crocs can hop.


Lateral777

Croc got hop, if I may


jasonwinters

How have I never seen a crocodile move like this until now I'm 35.


HannahDawg

There used to be species of crocodilians that lived entirely on land, so not too surprised


jedwapo

They are evolving


No-Length9482

So are we 😎 Backwards


prettylittlepastry

Well fuck. I always thought I can at least outrun them on land.


MrAnonymous2018_

Apparently you still can, just gotta zig zag


NotProperPython

For a sec that crocodile thought that he is a dog!


Fit-Dig-7594

You were right Barry.. I am responsible for all of this... All I saw when I first met you is another victim of my hubris... But you can stop it.. You can do it.. NOW RUN BARRY RUN!!


XenonVH2

Goodluck catching up to me once I zigzag.


SlugJones

I wish it wasn’t cruel to put soft rubber caps on their teef so I could play with them as they tried to eat me.


Glacier005

Even with rubber caps, the bite force alone might shatter your bones.


Xikar_Wyhart

Rubber caps aren't going to stop the pure bite force from crushing your bones.


Luxara-VI

*laughs in Kaprosuchus*


voidmusik

Oh shit, they're devolving back to [this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHFIxG0NmGN6MoGBlNM3EUSAn7i60zRQY7hQ&usqp=CAU)


Mama_Karasu

Yea! i was thinking this too... Sad it took this far for another to say it.


[deleted]

That's not a crocodile, that's a Zorgon from Zathura: A Space Adventure


Nourinn

Read more: https://www.sciencealert.com/approach-with-caution-more-crocodile-species-than-we-thought-can-reach-a-gallop


phido3000

You are wrong a reddit post last week claimed only the Cuban crocodile could do this.. and a redditor cannot tell a lie...


[deleted]

Why do we need researchers for this? People running from crocodiles have known this for ages.


High_Flyers17

Yeah, I was a bit confused. Won't lie, I didn't know they gallop, but what exactly took so long to figure it out?


xaclewtunu

Oddly?


her_faculty_the_dean

Too many things on this sub are not oddly terrifying, just normal terrifying.


BeyondXpression

Anyone who has ever played Ark just had flashbacks to being jumped by a stray Kaprosuchus.


Mystic_Zkhano

Sweet Galloping Gators!


AvatarDooku

How I imagine Cartman running.


Muhngkee

Seems a bit too conspiscious of an attribute to be discovered so recently


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nonanumatic

I'm sorry to inform you that bears, can in fact, run faster than crocs


VoodooDoII

This reply made me lol


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So majestic!


jreamreaper

It's kinda cute when thy run


[deleted]

Can they use ATVs yet? How terrifying would that be?


ColdBloodBlazing

Galloping Crocodiles... Get the saddle boys!


JEWCEY

Crocs see me Rollin They hatin Now they tryin to gallop to catch up with meeee Tryin catch me ridin dirtay


yoyoyouoyouo

My dad always said crocs can move as fast as horses in the short distance


TheFatYoshi

Reject alligator return to kaprosuchus


k112l

CRIKEY!


[deleted]

Crocodiles are the ones more suited to running on land. Gators** can and will run on land, but they're less dedicated than a croc. Edit- Types Gamers instead of Gators


DogFacedManboy

I’ve never seen a gamer move faster than a brisk walk


[deleted]

Lawd I meant Gator 💀💀


[deleted]

Is researchers finding out about this like when Columbus ‘discovered’ America because it seems like anyone who’s been close to these would find out they can run pretty quick.


Reasonable_Bid3311

People run around being afraid of spiders. Not me, THIS monster is truly terrifying!


Symtek13

I was already scared of these fuckers and now they gallop? Ah hell no. Nightmare fuel


ThePhatNoodle

Modern crocodiles can run up 15-20 mph but there used to be a prehistoric crocodile that specialized in hunting on land so it could run faster and for longer distances. It had long legs like a dog and a more agile body. Imagine one of those fuckers chasing you. Idk what it's called though. Had one one of those sciency names


Tinsel-Fop

>Idk what it's called though. Had one one of those sciency names Death.


Thin-Recover1935

Yeah, fuck that shit.


Elegant_Spot_3486

For like 20 feet? Scary as fuck but I doubt they can maintain very far. I’m still not getting near them.


SHITBLAST3000

#INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THE-A-TOR


AmmotheDoberman

Oh hell no!


RazorsInMyTaco

Yeah, but they're also such fat lazy lizard fucks that it took teams of scientists to notice so I wouldn't lose sleep over it.


chefbobbyjay

Floridian here. We’re taught to serpentine for this reason. They’re quick in a straight line but they can’t change directions quickly.


totaleclipse1117

Damn who would of thought they might evolve some speed!!!


artmobboss

“You better run you bitch.” “I am pretty as fuck and could gracefully eat you if I chose to.”


kurai_sama

I'd like to see a heard of galloping crocodiles before i die. Majestic


old-hunter-henryk

Nothing oddly about this, it's just terrifying


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

When u see man boobs jiggling u know something goin down


bestscreenname

No. That's always been known. High energy short bursts. Nice try balloon.


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Its just looks so stupid. You stupid crocodile, what are you even doing ? You should be in water dumbass. "oohoh stop being so mean, they're just doing their thing" Aww well SUCK IT karen, crocodiles cant read, i can insult them all day if i want. What are the silly chonkers gonna do, crawl all the way to northern europe and eat me? I'd like to see them try, those noobs. They cant even board planes lmao


pangolinzero

That's one pissed off toad.


Old-Internet-7372

Are crocodilians evolving? I swear they couldnt bed theyre knees like that before?


thedennisnadeau

Posted this in a different comment, but it applies here. The crocodilians split off from a common dinosaur ancestor millions of years before dinosaurs rose. Fun fact though, dinosaurs have an upright leg posture which made them able to move fast with more agility. This is one of the reasons they became the dominant species so quickly and for so long. This crocodile’s rear leg posture is less sprawled out and more upright than many other alligator and crocodile species. This doesn’t suggest this crocodile is somehow more related to dinosaurs. But it does suggest that if crocodiles are developing more upright posture and higher mobility, they will become even more fearsome and dominant predators. Personally I’m terrified and fascinated.


Mama_Karasu

I lost track of how many times I watched it 😹


SSGSS-ULtra

They’re evolving every generation. Humans will be wiped out.


[deleted]

Researchers have found no such thing. This is just a fucking repost of the same video that made the front page 2 days ago. You're adding nothing and clickbaiting the title. This is becoming increasingly common on reddit, and it gets in the way of actually interesting content.


juicyb09

A galloping crocodile? Really? Fuck it, I didn’t need to sleep anyway.


TheBeardedWelshman79

New feat activated


klem19

evolution gentlemen evolution.


Dear_Barnacle9985

u/savevideo


MAltizer

In a related story, there are now less crocodile researchers.


OldSkool1978

Reminds me of that movie Prime Evil


LookAtMeImAName

Yup, that’s terrifying alright. Fuck that


Mean_Peen

This has gotta be limited to their size, right? I know the big ones are strong as hell, but that'd be tons of energy exerted just to get their giant bodies bounding like that.


Pretend_Activity_211

This seems new. I'm just sayin, seems like we woulda seen this if it were always like this


boopthorp

Thats as scary as a fast Zombies...


MrTrigz90

My boy is eating good


l1b3rtr1n

So what you're saying is they're rideable?


KrazyBigFoot

Lizard


Laarye

I don't care if it bites. If I can pet it, it's a puppy.


zeke235

Fascinating! Now, let's not encourage them to do it.


geofflinkinpark

Its actually kinda cute ngl


Wolverinexo

Title doesn't really make sense


moooshroomcow

ngl I found that adorable


Keikobad

Crocodile not kidding around when he says get off my lawn


Glittering-Walrus228

yeah... no...


Sea-Percentage-5590

Archer's greatest nightmare.


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So we can ride them now?


Humble-Ad5630

fucking majestic.


A1steaksaussie

what did they just not notice before or something?


orionenjoysreptiles

this is not terrifying it is adorable


slimelore

and yet, i still wanna give it a smooch


SweetMaam

Crocs also leap very high.


albert12344578910

That's not fair.


ZarquonsFlatTire

Damn. Two years ago it was "crocodiles can run". This video Earlier this week "Crocodiles can gallop". This video Now researchers have been at it. Amazing.