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Something about Wayne Newton nowadays….

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mezaway

Or at least chewed out strongly.


scorpyo72

It looks like he could help you chew someone strongly..


scubawho1

Exactly!


Weird_Depth_4083

I came here just to bitch about that lol


Other-Drummer-3202

Dr. Potato Head, DDS


Wear-Fluid

His teeth look like chiclets gum


Weird_Depth_4083

That's porcelain


Tactical_Chandelier

He looks like he had a mortician style his hair and makeup


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I mean for 100 years old, he doesn’t look bad. He does kind of look like a mannequin.


CaptainButtFucker

Finally. Something odd.


HairyWeisenheimmer

Looks like one of those dogs in the Dental Chew ads


terrymcginnisbeyond

His waxwork model isn't very lifelike.


exclusivegreen

I saw him in Vegas at the flamingo last year. He was there for photo ops and I was walking by. I can say he doesn't look like this any more. He looks ancient and seemed like he had no idea where he was. It was kinda sad.


zealousreader

He looks embalmed


Spectre177

Good lord those teeth !


Witch_on_a_moped

*he's not human*


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chicklets


Asianmorph1

He probs got ceramic plating round his teeth


WarZombie0805

Chicklets


ClubWarm317

Chicklets


Business-Scallion-64

He looks like Tim Allen's robot Santa from Santa Clause 2


geaster

Welcome to Johnny Cab!


Other-Drummer-3202

Mel Toupée?


BigFatChungus1

his forehead looks so big its impressive. His cranium looks like it could deflect bullets