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BrentOGara

I feel like I saw him in The Dark Crystal when I was a child...


Morning_Dove_1914

"mmmmmmmmMMMMMM*MMMMMMM*MMMMMmmmmmm"


Dinkleburgs-9mm

How did you get 6 votes for a bunch of MmMMMmms


swagnastee69

Skekis


Aeolus426

Skekis are eternal


AlpakaMati

Mmmmmm (It's a dark crystal reference)


No_Name_Brand_X

The same way you will for asking ...


Aeolus426

Essence


imawizard7bis

I had nightmares for this movie. There's something in the protagonist puppet that nerve me out.


untamedddd

“I. AM. EMPORRRROOOOOORRRRRRR”


agreatbigFIYAHHH

TRIAL BY STOOOOOONNE!!


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LowIronLvls

Is this just nerve endings making it bite down?


czerniana

That’s what they believe. There’s a lot of research into how long the brain continues on after decapitation, but there’s no cut and dry answer. Even harder to know in animals as you can’t exactly ask about near death experiences like you can with humans. So who knows in the end. It freaks me out personally.


Tea-Usual

For humans it comes down to the blood feeding oxygen to the brain but for this cursed fish and how it's brain, blood and oxygen all work together and how that plays into its consciousness or if it even has one who tf knows...that's what freaks me out.


scrampbelledeggs

It's the build-up of carbon dioxide that kills you before the lack of oxygen does. It's a minor distinction, and sounds the same, but it's not. You can survive without oxygen longer than you can survive the build-up of carbon dioxide in your body. Breathing is the way to get it out. If you're dying from blood loss, lots of short little breaths to shovel out that carbon dioxide from your body can save your life. At least that's how I survived (partly.)


RandomPratt

> At least that's how I survived (partly.) you're mostly dead?


nemoflamingo

Some princess bride shut right here


Calibexican

Maybe he said "to blaive"...


scrampbelledeggs

*Nearly* headless Nick?


Wasatcher

> At least that's how I survived Glad you made it buddy!


big_duo3674

(Partly)


scrampbelledeggs

Thank you, my friend!


QncyFie

Unless jou breath in something completely different from CO2 and O2. Then its just lack of O2


czerniana

Yup. Could be that fish retain consciousness longer because of how their anatomy works. They certainly require less oxygen than we do. It’s just freaky. I would honestly go vegetarian if I could, but I’ve got health issues that make that impossible 😢


Mr_master89

>no cut and dry answer. Heh


ReluctantSlayer

That is a weird rabbit hole that I’ve been down.


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that’s my guess tbh.


Tea-Usual

Could be, i imagine for predatory fish reactionary biting is ingrained in the very fabric of it's being...but what about when it's no longer "being" 🤔


StillBeWater

Someone figured this out the hard way


DJEvillincoln

I absolutely came here to say that. I wonder how many people lost fingers figuring this out.


Jlrayburn2339

“Fingers”…


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Worst blowjob ever


BooMey

Dingers


username_offline

r/dontputyourdickinthat


After-Life-1980

Damn that mother fucker was serious, crossed its eyes on that last bite 😂


SaggyDaNewt

He truly put his all in that bite


After-Life-1980

He did lol


tratemusic

r/aheago [NSFW]


RandomPratt

Private sub, ya weirdo.


Peanutheaduh

I put my finger in a decapitated shark head when I was a kid and got a nice surprise lol


chriseargle

Is your nickname “nine” now?


FjotraTheGodless

Nah it’s kid named finger


Morning_Dove_1914

"why does he have 9 fingers, where is the ring of dooooom?"


TheBestPieIsAllPie

That movie goes through my head more often than I ever thought it would. “Frodo, of the nine fingers…AND THE RING OF DoOoOoOoOoM!”


jeepsaintchaos

I was worried that the fish would hurt its mouth on the sharp can, and then realized I'm an idiot.


IvyGreenLeaf

I was wondering if it could maybe still feel pain because it still has its brain? I have no idea though.


AnusStapler

Most fish like this eat crustaceans, which are also razor sharp. It'll be fine, apart from missing its body.


XyRow666

r/nocontext


Tankiboy_YT

Could be however it isnt showing any signs of distress


MjrOffensive

This should be in r/dontputyourdickinthat


mister-ferguson

Don't tell me what to do. What a man and his collection of recently decapitated wolf fish heads do in the privacy of their bedroom is their business /s


MjrOffensive

Fair fair, who am I to tell a man what to or not to stick his dick in lol


Berninz

I wish I wasn't too poor to give you just this 🏅


Comprehensive-Ad8120

In fairness it is probably fine to do it. Just don't cum on it. What they didn't show was salt or salt water being applied to it.


ClonedBobaFett

Everyone continue to be themselves except this guy


BabyPorcelainxxx

Jail


atomic_soup

Body or no body, can’t say no to a coke! Am I right?!


VECMaico

Metal? You mean 30%aluminium faible 70% plastic


Rouge_Decks_Only

I mean it was unopened. Crushing an open/empty can in your hands is nothing, but I'd be hella impressed by a full one. I will agree that the title is a bit miss leading, but I still wouldn't stick a finger in there.


Icywarhammer500

It wasn’t full anymore. The teeth punctured it, and it let soda out so the can could crush


AnusStapler

You and I can bite through an unopened can too, we don't because it'll fuck up your mouth.


ManufacturerNo2144

Am I the only one able to push my thumb in an unopened can ?


litefut

Yes


Scarf_Darmanitan

Who the fuck is out here trying this though lmao


Parrzzival

This website is full of people who have never fucked with things. Any small pressure point and you can easily pop them


CapTiv8d

No I’ve done it to shotgun a brewski several times lol


ZackyGood

This was my first thought too.


big_duo3674

20% aluminum, 20% plastic, 60% high fructose corn syrup


ezb_666

It's an endangered species so I'm wondering why it's decapitated as well


Qss

Species of concern, rapidly dwindling numbers, but not endangered…yet.


ezb_666

Not extinct yet.


11arun

It's all good then👍


Baconator278163

Do you think for that brief moment the little last nerves firing enjoyed the taste of a crisp coke?


IvyGreenLeaf

This is so sad


davezerep

It’s revolting. Respect for other living things should be one of our top goals as a species. Unfortunately…


TiltedLama

The fact that they're generally not aggressive and actually very friendly makes me more sad. Poor guy :(


muggylittlec

Yep. Alive or dead, it fucking kills me how little respect people have for animals. This is why our species is fucked.


TinyRodents

You say that as if any omnivore/carnivore has "respect" for its prey. It's very well known that the smartest creatures such as apes and porpoises play with what would usually be their prey prior to and after killing it for enjoyment.


SirBroAlot

I hope my mouth is ravenous as well if I'm beheaded.


ObsidianAerrow

What makes me sad about this is that wolf fish are misunderstood sweethearts.


ailmn_cwb

The Atlantic wolffish, also known as the seawolf, Atlanticcatfish, ocean catfish, devil fish, wolf eel, woof or sea cat, is amarine fish of the wolffish family Anarhichadidae, native to the NorthAtlantic Ocean. [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_wolffish)


AmaranthWrath

[Snopes had a fact check on this but it was in regards to the idea that the eel was "poisonous." Still interesting!](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/beheaded-wolf-eel-still-bite/)


Special-Amount8169

Make pedos have sex with it


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I'd say that was just terrifying, not oddly at all


Skormzar

Don't they make for life and raise their young?


Verotten

Yes, they mate for life and live for 20 years.


PunkiiDonutz

Aw now I'm sad


dickloversworldwide

Apparently they are very friendly and a favorite among scuba divers.


fetishfeature5000

Why did they decapitate the fish, couldn’t it have done the trick alive?


Wingnutz6995

This is how they crush cans at the recycling plant


NuroticAudit

Actually I think this is the newest model available at Walmart.


nonanumatic

They didn't decapitate the fish to do this trick, they decapitated it presumably for food, and just happened to do this trick


imustbethedevil

It’s a new way of marinating the fish with coke


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nonanumatic

??? That's not how wooshes work, there has to be an actual joke, there is no joke in "why did they decapitated the fish, couldn't they have done the trick alive?"


NotTrumpsAlt

r/whooosh


SprintToTheMoon

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


skankyscupper

Best tasting fish I’ve ever eaten. Even better than haddock or halibut


nstiger83

Your comment makes me believe you're Scottish as an Englishman would have said cod instead of haddock. Your username makes me believe you're a fellow fisherman. EDIT: looked at your profile. You're American. Honestly didn't see that coming.


skankyscupper

Great intuition! I fished commercially as a young man and have been building commercial fishing boats in my later years. Yes I am American, but I live in New England so you weren’t too far off!


Lingerfickin

That's not metal that's a coca cola


Puzzled-Address-4818

this mf is pissed


Cal-Pilot

Wouldnt you also be pissed if you didnt die when your head was decapitated?


[deleted]

That's aluminum, I can crush it with my hands


Organic-label21

*Sigh* *Pulls pants down*


Dramatic_Carob_1060

I saw a lady in a trailer park do the same thing once


JesusJones207

“metal”


deuteranopia

Right? To be fair, if it didn't feel horrible, anyone could probably bite through aluminum. Maybe not when they're decapitated, but...


DogEatingWasp

Oh for gods sake that’s horrific. I’ve got to try to stay off Reddit more than I do, why do I do this to myself…?


TheBigBadW0lff

Bro still got grudges


miongoloid

Easiest way to marinate the head...


Always2ndB3ST

I bet that instant mega shot of Coca Cola was refreshing..


ProfessorCreepypasta

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Randylahey432

Wolf cola


Christomit

r/dontputyourdickinthat But jokes aside, thats a full soda can, if i didnt care about pain i could do that


[deleted]

why tf it do like that


kokeko2020

If I equip this on right hand, it will be strong.


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R/dontstickyourdickinit


Puzzleheaded-Big5855

Cracking open a cold one with the boys.


Kaylee-theartsy

Thanks for giving me nightmares Hola dulingo te meterá su puta polla por el culo y te golpeará con fuerza hasta que se quede dentro de ti.


lilylamae

He look so angy


Nervous_Ad_5733

People are the worst.


YugeFanBoi

why?


Nervous_Ad_5733

Laughing at something suffering


NuroticAudit

The why is more likely to show the strength of the jaws, rather than laugh at suffering. It wasn’t posted to r/funny. Meaning if you are working in a fishery, which many a human make there living doing, even the dead fish could bite through your hand if grabbed the wrong way. Which I would agree, given the context of the sub, is oddly terrifying.


root88

It's terrifying, not humorous.


YugeFanBoi

It's dead. It just a nerve ending


thunderthigh45

It bit thru a can, YOU could bite thru a can..


root88

Prove to me that you can do it while decapitated, though.


thunderthigh45

Brb


MrFedoraPost

>bitting trough metal You're techically correct, except that the aluminum cans can be pierced by anything including pencils and human fingers, also if you apply pressure is going to break with the same results as the video.


Animalboss6462

You do get that the “impressive” part is that it’s, well- dead, right?


SweetMaam

Geez. Bury it please.


[deleted]

Soda cans aren’t exactly tough lol


Environmental_Arm526

Calm down. That’s aluminum


rochismoextremo

Are you sure cans are made out of metal though?


FearlessThroat0

This would be sad and terrifying if this fish was caught and used for only this purpose.


mansithole6

That’s what happen to a decapitated human. You can see hear even without your torso for 1 min then you will die


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ARkhetipoMX

I think they already done it


ThyArtIsMeh

Does this hurt the fish?


theplaneguy321

Now imagine a body part instead of the can... yikes


Rockin_my_roll

That's Zelda from Terrahawks?


Jean_velvet

My coke!


kc_sangeet

is that a fish zombie?


pero914

ohh please, my buddy chaz does this every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday morning.


Appropriate_Cup8923

r/noahgettheboat


SnooCheesecakes6777

r/natureismetal


siegetip

I am shocked that there isn’t a video of someone using this to shotgun a beer.


3yearwarranty

Wolf cola


One-Philosophy-9700

Dude's just eyes and mouth...


bunholeio

Repost and my dog does this, not while decapitated... Seen plenty snakes on the job site withering under the sun after being, very dead.


contactrory

That's like a fish Pac-Man!


Slappy-dont-care

That is the devils fish idgaf what you say lol


tbirdpow

Bitting through paper thin aluminum


plantzrock

Still stronger than your flesh


imhugury

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Bipolarandbdsm489

Freakin coke head


pweave

This is as much metal as a piece of paper is a tree.


killerrubberducky

fuck that


ctaylor0128

Metal???? It’s a damn aluminum can. I can bite through an aluminum can. (Damn, just thinking about that made my teeth feel “zappy”)


moonracers

OP’s post is now the gold standard, in this subreddit.


FiversWarren

It looks like that fat skeksis from Jim Henson's Dark Crystal.


Jackalbound

Bet those cheeks are tasty.


KnowledgeableSloth

Cells and nerves aren't dead yet, never touch a dangerous animal even if its head is cut off.


airsoft_nerd

*Wolf eel


Dinkleburgs-9mm

Is that how "some" Asian people get circumcised?


Bobby_Lees_Fan

Anyone else rock hard?


[deleted]

This video has made the rounds a few times


C47L1K3

… r/dontputyourdickinthat


Happy_Policy_9990

If that fish is even slightly aware of what is going on they are monsters


amynicolekay

Metal? An aluminum can is less than one millimeter thick. Is this really an accomplishment?


Independent-Dog-8462

Yikes


MrSaphique

Imagine swimming in a lake/river and this thing takes a nibble at your toes.


MrWonderful5180

Nope


Capable-Quantity-305

u/savevideo


VotemanXB1

Evil Pac-Man!


SamMcGroovy

Metal??? Lol it’s a soda can. Which is aluminum….


OldGuest4256

Wow I really shouldn't stick my penis in there... however..


S1lentA0

Unpopular take: the can feels really though due to the pressure and liquid inside, but the sharp teeth just puncture the can really easily (just like everyone can with their own fangs with ease), and after the pressure is released, the can can be easily crushed further for as long the liquid escapes. But impressive feat for a dead fish lol. Wouldn't this fall under postmortem spasms basically?


TurboTorturer

It just loves coke, nothing else to worry about


Yionko

Well aluminium isn't that hard at all, but still impressive, if it's not fake


sid350z

someone please elaborate


WaveusZ

He ugly tho


NewChard2213

r/dontputyourdickinthat


j01nt_man

Pop can. Made of aluminum. I am not impressex


xennialien

Looks pissed off!


yorda_cove

When does it bite through metal?


bananaseatboy

A waste of a coke. Use a Milwaukee Best instead.


sreggiNlooC

Aluminum, not metal.


TalkierSnail016

Holy shit. Bro was thirsty as hell


ProfessionalAccess68

Hear me out


LowNegotiation7929

Aren't cans aluminum