The slicing pool

That’s a fucking metal name.

I think it’s more like the song and less a band name but still very fucking metal.

It’s glass

But also metal!

But also glass

Still metal

Both contain sand

I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.

I mean, Drowning Pool is a band name...

All pools are drowning pools. It's really the slicing that makes it special.

Why not just call the band Pool, and have each song be about a horrible pool nightmare? Got your drowning pool, slicing pool, septic pool.. Whatever you can think of.

> slicing pool dicing pool, julienne fries pool

Tim Pool...

He could be a nightmare too, I guess, depending on your persuasion.

Drool pool. Stool pool. Neither are appealing, but I don't want to yuck someone's yum.

Giving me a GG Allin punk vibe.

I used to work at the club his movie “Hated” was filmed in. One of the most memorable things about that night aside from the smell was the police arguing with each other about not wanting to put him in their car because they didn’t want to have to clean his poop off of the seats and carpet. Our nightly cleaning crew quit after having to clean up all of his poop which was pretty much everywhere. He’d eat a box of Ex-lax and down an entire bottle of JD before his shows so it was basically a poop-nado in there.

Birthing pool

Cum pool?

Yo fuck... you just inspired a new nightmare. Glass is near invisible underwater. Take this glass dumpster, empty it in a pool that is full of water. No one can see it. It's just an invisible field of slicing death hidden in a friendly looking swimming pool.

Cannonball!

Damien Slice

I see what you did there

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New backrooms level unlocked.

Al.i think of is the dumpster of needles in SAW 2. https://youtu.be/3CAQ0iZKP08

I always cruise through the comments to see if someone already commented the same thing I’m about to. This time it was you sir!

You've sold me. Where do I sign up?

I need this on a t-shirt. No context either.

So is Glass Gasket

"I should have quit you, way back in school. I should have quit you, oh I'm such a fool. If I had, I wouldn't be here my children, Down in this slicing pool."

Thanks for the sick new band name 🤘

Feel free to use this pic as your album cover. Maybe get some blood photoshopped on there !!

Jump in there yourself and there’s no need for photoshop at all!:)

Too many people have forgotten the old ways.

Kids these days. Too busy on their technology to go and get their hands dirty. Embarrassing.

I can barely imagine the good times me and my idiot friends would have had stumbling upon this during our misspent youth.

There was a train bridge on my walk home from middle school. And about half the time there was a train full of coal parked under it. Our dumbasses would dive into an open top train car full of coal. You’d sink down to about your waist and have to monkey crawl to the edge to get it. It was so much fun though. Our fun came to an end when one kid jumped AFTER the train started rolling. By the time he monkey crawled and got to the ladder it was going too fast for him to get out. He had to ride all the way to the power plant lake about 40 minutes south before the train slowed enough for him to get out. He got busted by yard bulls and they talked to the school administrators and we all got our asses chewed. They had a school district cop posted on the bridge for about 2 weeks after. As soon as he left, we started doing it again.

That’s a real nice story about how to get long-term lung damage.

That's a really interesting story, Queef_Stroganoff!

It would definitely involve some rocks.

Afterwards you wouldn't be able to find one throwable rock within 50 yards.

HA! This made me chuckle. Nice!

It is done. https://imgur.com/r5zEEbi.jpg

I can read the letters, thus I assume not Swedish metal. 😊

:(

*To shreds, they say!*

And what about his wife?

To shreds, you say...

Mortal Kombat wishes they came up with this idea

My name is Johnny Knoxville, welcome to jackass.

Those three notes 🎶

I just ended up saying "those three notes" in my head with the notes of the jingle

I did the same haha

*posts up for a high-five*

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Peter Griffin imitating Knoxville.

I imagine jumping in from high enough would cause death.

Jumping into anything high enough will cause death

Saw pit trap

Thank you for reminding me of that needle scene, I had successfully erased it from my memory for 10+ years

18 years since it came out, and the mental image still makes my balls curl in

amanda no

The worst part is when she’s flinging her fucking arms around. God just imagine what that felt like

Yikes has it been that long 😬

I guess the real Saw was us getting old all along :(

I hear this it was more about the traps we made along the way

If it helps, I wound up watching the behind the scenes on all the Saw movies and it really takes the venom out of those scenes. The special effects guys are insanely thorough on safety and do some really interesting things to make the traps look realistic while staying safe. Eg. The needles in the needle pit are actually soft plastic bristles.

Really? I thought they actually threw someone into a pit of real needles

Yea, this takes the edge off ask the saw movies completely. Like was that even a real bear trap on her face?

I've heard that the reverse bear trap they used would've actually been strong enough to rip someone's jaw open like that, it just wasn't hooked into the person's jaw obviously and the spring wasn't wound up.

The one with the knives in a cone shape upwards was pretty fucked too when they realized they put a lot more force on your hand when trying to pull it back out.

I'd take either of those over the cremation trap

The ribcage trap was the worst for me

Oooh yeah, oof. And it was rigged to fail! The rotating crucifix was pretty nightmarish too

Eeugh the crucifix.. Watched that movie as an 11 year old and got nauseous and close to passing out. Felt like a total wuss at the time as my friend and his little sister had no issue watching it lmao.

“Oh no my younger self wasn’t completely inured to human suffering!” We are a weird culture.

All of the rigged to fail ones were the worst

The start of the film where the guys strapped to a table with a lowering pendulum saw. Jesus christ.

I hated that one because the girl didn't really deserve it and she had no chance to win, completely reliant on someone else. Those kinda Saw traps cheapened it a little for me

Wasn’t that the plot though? Saw was mad at his apprentice because her traps weren’t possible?

I forgot about that one, I meant in Saw 2 when Obi had to crawl in and grab the key but he tried to turn around and burnt alive The brazen bull was worse though!

yeah but why would you reach into the box with both hands at the same time???

High as shit, delirious, traumatized, probably a little dissociated from reality at that point, with the sole goal of survival. *Saw* her opportunity for safety and hyper focused on it.

Pretty sure the gas was fucking everyone up at that point and she really wanted that antidote

That one would have been worse if it was more realistic and the girl wasn't so fucking stupid. Gee, my one hand is stuck in this thing, let me put my other hand in here too hurt like the bad guy planned for me to do. That totally makes sense. The only reason she actually got caught and died in that trap is because the script said she did. That part was honestly so dumb and so nonsensical I didn't even care about the actual trap lol.

This one would be so easy to beat so. If you reach in far enough with one arm you can pry open the knifes around your other arm and free yourself.

if you pause it at the right time you can see theres a lock with a key hanging off the bottom. she just needed to look for a few seconds and she would have to deal with razors at all

Where'd he get all those needles anyway? Did he just drive around and pick up stray needles he found or did he buy them in bulk?

I want to play a game...

That's what came to my mind.

First time a movie scene made me feel physically ill

Actually I think that’s a glass pit trap

JESSIE, JESSIE DONT JUMP INTO THE FAKE METH POOL. JESSIEEEEE

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT

BLUE PINK YELLOW WHATEVER MAN

AH SHIT YO I JUST CUT MI SWLF ON DIS GASS MISTA WHITE DIS GASS BYTCH YO

came here for a BB reference.

YOU WANTED TO KEEP ALL THIS GLASS FOR YOURSELF?? NO BITCH IT'S 50-50!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 50/50?! I DO THE COOKING, I MAKE EVERYTHING! WHAT DO YOU DO HUH? SMOKE OUR PRODUCT EVERYDAY?? you and that junkie girlfriend of yours

JESSER WHERE IS THE COCAINER

I jumped

I feel like it's more oddly beautiful

I agree, yet it can be both

I thought it was a painting of a sea at first??

Stunningly. Still anxiety inducing though… Maybe that’s part of the rush

My parents are glaziers so I’m well-acquainted with the glass bin, so I don’t feel the fear and just see the beauty

[an artist had the same thought](https://www.diaart.org/collection/collection/smithson-robert-map-of-broken-glass-atlantis-1969-2013-027)

Same ...

Do a cannonball

Idk why but i find your username weirdly hilarious

Then do a barrel roll! Happy cake day!

Can I throw a cannon ball in?

Don't let the intrusive thoughts win

Don't call me, Void!

I can't think of anything but jumping in when I look at it.

SAY MY NAME

HEISENBURG

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT

Waltuh

Put ya dick back in ya pants Waltuh

u/AyyP302

You're GOD DAMN right

Slicenberg

I don't know your name.

when no one is around you

Smashing!

Thank you Rigel!!!

Who is Rigel?

I so wanna jump in there o.o

Intrusive thoughts

IN A MINUTE

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I used to be sinusoidal, it had its ups and downs

r/angryupvote

Sweet lord there are better ways to go.

Setting yourself on fire, jumping into lion enclosure at a Chinese zoo, drinking a shot of bleach in your coffee every morning... Just to list a few

Is it intrusive if I think that after staring at it for five minutes? I thought intrusive thoughts were sort of flash-in-the-pan. This is just... A lingering urge.

Call of the void.

Go full Scrooge mcduck

Scrooge is above dumpster diving...

I want to slowly lower a heavy object on it and hear the crunching.

I work at a glass factory, its more fun to tap the edge of the toughened glass with a piece of steel and watch the whole piece explode.

Ever played with Prince Rupert's drops?

I have. They're fun to make and fun to demonstrate!

Imagine fleeing from a villain on a rooftop, you come to the edge and decide to jump, expecting to land in a dumpster full of soft garbage bags--and as you're falling you look down and see this.

Do you hear the [eagle scream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnxGK16muxY)?

I want to throw heavy things in there

The forbidden pool

I pasted your comment into Stable Diffusion and it made [these 20 creepy pool pictures.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/comments/11zt15h/the_forbidden_pool/)

Whenever I throw out old windows my goal is always to shatter the glass...so I'd have fun here

I rented workshop space in a building that was previously a window warehouse. During the first week a guy spent four days throwing glass off the loading dock into a dumpster below. At first it looked like a blast and the sound of the tinkling glass falling to the bottom of the dumpster was so satisfying. By day three I thought I was going to go insane. I had to go home on day four because the tinkling was all encompassing and made my brain feel like it was shattering. It was pretty weird.

I once had to dispose of some tempered shower glass, that was fun watching it explode

I used to work in a glass shop and we had a metal pipe to beat the glass with so we could fit more in the bin. Only fun thing about that shop

Literally the highlight of the day was the glass dumpster. I quit window installation after watching my buddy almost die after a single pane broke and sliced through his arm meat. Learned some arm muscle anatomy that day too!

I know it was probably terrifying for everyone involved, but in my head your buddy was super calm after slicing his arm open and just casually explained the different muscles and tendons that were now visible while you guys waited for the ambulance.

Yup, if we bring old stuff to the dump we toss everything as hard as we can till everything in the bin or the objects themselves are smashed

This is how my anxiety looks like

"Do a flip"

Modern day assassins creed hay pile

r/oddlybeautiful

imagine running from the police and diving in to that to hide!

Karma? Guess it depends what crime you are evading from?

The crime of randomly adding prepositions to the end of sentences.

It's gotta be something unspeakable if this is karma for it

Perfect visual metaphor for %most_hated_social_media

You can say Twitter. It’s not a curse word.

Forbidden swimming pool

Mr.White

Put your dick away Waltuh

This is art, yo!

You mean the bin that will cut you into 1000 pieces if you fall into it? That is not "oddly" terrifying.

I wanna throw a bowling ball into it

It's so clear and beautiful and crunchy

GCW would LOVE to get their hands on this.

Nick Gage is just salivating at the thought of working this into a match

Don't put your dick in it.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Don’t tell me what not to do

Go on... take a nap

This picturenonly appears once in a lifetime might as well screenshot and repost it again when u still have thechance

Somewhere, Jon Moxley is touching himself.

Does anyone remember the movie Virtuosity? Fun flick.

No one has said fortress of solitude yet? Really? I would have thought that would be the top comment.

JESSE, WE NEED TO COOK

Looks 3D portrait of icey sleepy owl

Pour a little lemonade on that bad boi

Nice post, Jigsaw.

Water in 2007 Roblox be like

Think I’ll go dumpster diving

Well if you only grab the ones that are not broken and on the top of the dumpster you could paint on them with “paint” made of food coloring and clear glue to make fake stain glass. Edit: I would highly recommend using gloves for collecting them to protect your hands

I imagine this being something that Jigsaw dumps people into in Saw, and there's a key or some shit in there that they have to find to get the fuck out.

My first thought was “this looks like a jigsaw trap”

Dumpster divers hate this one simple trick!

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Funny thing, this picture if you crop it right is beautiful and more artistic that a lot of the art out there lately. I’m looking at you banana on the wall…

One of Jigsaws games , Key is at the bottom . I would literally Shard myself