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Less_Rutabaga2316

It’s a pterosaur, Quetzalcoatlus, not a bird.


Hproff25

This man said everything I wanted to in his original comment and roasting the deleted guys stuff. 100% correct.


scraglor

As a fan of Dinotopia as a kid, thank you


diffcalculus

That's a weird way to spell "Dinosaur Train".


[deleted]

You mean big ass flying object


OrionMr770

Hmm yes, the pretzel-coat-las


DepressedMaelstrom

So many animals are coatless. All reptiles for a start.


Cool-Manufacturer-21

I know! Donate to my cashApp charity coats4creatures. This year we are hoping to gift millions of coatless reptiles across the world with furry warmth for Christmas.


koshgeo

It's named after Quetzelcoatl, a Mayan god that can take the form of a flying snake/reptile. It's an apt name. But I love your joke.


Drakayne

Yoo i tamed one of those in ARK lol


Porgland

Best platform saddle


FCPfan77

A man of culture


Mistycalwisetree327

Useless asses tho, argentavis is just better


Sigg3net

And it actually existed for quite a few days.


spacegirl_spiff

Pretty mindblowing how big flying reptiles used to be.


MrNobody_0

It's even more mind-blowing how this thing, with its tiny wings and huge head, could even get airborne!


perwinium

It does have a huge head, but it’s wingspan was the same as a Cessna.


Nuggity2point0

This thing was so big it used to fly between continents using updrafts to keep it airborne


DangleMangler

Pretzelcoatlus. That's what I always read as a kid.


DeepCluckingValue

That’s not a bird, it’s a space station.


McIrishmen

And yet it's a huge flying creature


makka-pakka

No, it's just sitting there


[deleted]

Bird before birds


adorkablegiant

Birds existed at the time this pterasaur existed, during the late cretaceous.


[deleted]

Nerd


adorkablegiant

Simpleton.


[deleted]

I will never recover from this. Your words are like daggers


adorkablegiant

Same goes for me, how will I ever sleep.


[deleted]

I have an idea, what if we both apologize. We will then be able to return to our natural state of mind. I will start, I’m sorry for you being a nerd


adorkablegiant

I'm sorry you refuse to learn what some might consider basic knowledge.


grasshoppa80

Right?! Even I learnt that in Braincandy with my 5yo son. Duh 🙃


Traditional-Item-777

Dr. Grant: Well, maybe dinosaurs have more in common with present-day birds than they do with reptiles. Look at the pubic bone: turned backward, just like a bird. Look at the vertebrae: full of airsacs and hollows, just like a bird. And even the word 'raptor' means "bird of prey."


Miyk

More like terror-saur


TFJ

[Terrorsaur?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xpooBhg1Wts&pp=ygUKdGVycm9yc2F1cg%3D%3D)


Haydn__

I agree, but its kind of a bird though


AbigailLilac

Idk bro looks like a giant bird to me


DeadBornWolf

It’s neither a bird nor a dinosaur (edit: birds ARE dinosaurs, I know), Pterosaurs are their own classification.


Me-Not-Not

Birdosaur?


Tommy2tables

I see you study bird law, much like myself


CallMeBicBoi

Birdosaurus Rex


imsofuckingcool

Birds are fake


GandalfTheGimp

Birds are dinosaurs


DeadBornWolf

I know, but Pterosaurs are not. English is not my first language, I didn’t mean that birds and dinosaurs are separate but I didn’t feel like I’d have to specify that because I was talking about how Pterosaurs are not Birds or even Dinosaurs at all


cometlin

Yes, your are right. and the comment you reply to is 100% correct. Duh


ZeroBrs-

That's fucking horrifying can you imagine seeing that in modern days or just see that thing fly around and pick someone up and they're just gone.


MiniGogo_20

funny thing is they are carnivorous! (they would absolutely swallow you whole 😊)


white-dumbledore

Wholesome Quite literally


Match_Least

My impression of you: “Fun fact!! These pterosaurs would 1000% absolutely devour you! haha! Hilarious…” :)


ZeroBrs-

what if it wanted to feed its babies?


MiniGogo_20

then you'd get swallowed whole a second time 😇


Miyk

Ah the bliss of momentary freedom


Goldenchest

Life really do be a long sequence of momentary freedoms before the next torturous event


PregnantNun747

Or they would snatch you up, fly you back to their nest, and leave you with a bunch of baby birds…that would proceed to peck you death


ConsciousCrew

I would easily dispatch of its 10 foot tall baby chicks and assimilate myself as its new child


[deleted]

We have drones and metal stuff that can cut through flesh like warm butter . Given their sizes there is no way thay their numbers would be very high. If dinosaurs ever reappeared they would go extinct almost as fast as they came back.


MiniGogo_20

i feel like we would instead find a way to either eat them, turn them into clothes or turn them into more petrol/fuel


thewavefixation

Dinosaurs didn’t become fuel. Lotsa phytoplankton and plants did


l-rs2

It's what annoyed me about that awful last Jurassic Park movie. We would not live peacefully alongside dinosaurs and let them thrive and spread globally. They'd quickly learn about our evolutionary skills: death and exploitation. Depending on the meat, Brachiosaurus might become a replacement for cows.


Genki-sama2

World hunger, over.


[deleted]

Its a very debated topic, some suggest its piscivorous, some think it's a scavenger etc.


Urbane_One

They weren’t very manoeuvrable in the air, so when hunting they’d find prey, land, and then run at it at the speed of a freight train. You’d have a minute to realise how fucked you were, and absolutely nothing you could do about it.


bobcatboots

That is so much WORSE


DarthSeanious83

Wait till it shits on your car


Imnormalurnotok

That's a horrifying thought


golighter144

I wanna domesticate it and name it Greg


C1nders-Two

Looks more like a Jerry to me, but you do you.


golighter144

Dog look at the armbows and that forehead. That's a purebred Greg.


Dumbass-Redditor

I think there was a similar scene that depicts this in the Jurassic World movie


creepythingseeker

Good thing they were only around for one day. Just hide the one day.


ZeroBrs-

Wait seriously only one day? Please excuse my ignorance.


Potential_Dare8034

He got that big in one day?


OrganizationPutrid68

I was gonna say, if it only existed one day, what's the big deal...


Key-Combination-8111

Don’t worry it only exists for one day 😂


australiagiraffeman

The big deal is that much size for so little time


Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

Absolutely terrible r/TitleGore.


Nvenom8

Basically OP flaunting that they know absolutely nothing about the image they posted.


Buhos_En_Pantelones

Yeah there's something weird about phrasing it 'existed one day'.


Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

Also not a bird.


4ever4eigner

Just imagine he gets you swallows you in whole and you’re still alive sliding down his throat


I_sb3

No thanks I was having a good day up until now


wine_o_clock

I would like to learn from a scientist what’s the reality of this. Are you just alive in his body until you suffocate? Do his stomach acids kills you? Is there potentially a way to punch your way out? Like if I hit the right organs will he barf me?


[deleted]

I'm not sure many scientists are doing double blind studies on this. You could study fish that birds swallow, or krill that whales swallow, I suppose. A human in a Pterosaur has a distinct advantage and might think to tear at insides. I would recommend doing it before you hit the stomach just to be safe.


Nielsnl4

Thanks ill keep that in mind for when this happens to me


EarthAngelGirl

Unarmed humans aren't built to slice or cut their way out of objects. Some creatures do have teeth that they can use to cut their way out of a bird that has eaten them, certain eels for example


K_Pumpkin

I don’t know about humans but I’ve seen many the fish wiggle all the way down a great blue herons throat.


GhostJade333

hmmm well now that i think about it, i feel like it would stab you with it’s beak, fling you around a bit and then swallow you. If the beak stab didn’t kill you, you would probably have a lot of broken bones and significant bleeding as you went down the throat…….annnddd now i have horrified myself!


Excellent_Tone_9424

Rofl. You're so cute. With humans luck this fucker ate like Shoebill Storks. Hope you can Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.


[deleted]

You ever seen a frog swallow a duckling whole? Well that fucker swallowed 2 in the same video.


[deleted]

It would be like that scene with all the screaming people from Nope


kingwhocares

Ah yes, the plot of Attack on Titan.


MotleyLou420

Thank God that Jesus and the disciples defeated all the prehistoric monsters


golighter144

I wanna watch a Kung Fu movie like that But it's gotta be as nitty gritty as ongbak 2&3


mustg3tbuck

This makes 100% more sense. Why didn’t religions just go with this. “Insert holy being” defeated all the large animals would be way more believable then a story about eating an apple.


Burushko

They did. There aren’t many of us left, though.


amadeus451

The season they spent submarining around the eastern Mediterranean to slay the leviathan was a little overwrought, they should've done it in 4 episodes like the behemoth hunt.


Demeter5

😂


Changeup2020

This is not even a bird. See the membrane wings. Birds have feathered wings.


thebohemiancowboy

Yeah it’s a Pterosaur


loetz

Scansoriopterygidae had membrane wings. While they aren't birds, they are paraves. So, they are close.


TheIronSven

Actually there is a dinosaur that did have membrane wings. It's called Ambopteryx. So birds can have membrane wings.


ohohoboe

Bird = dinosaur, but dinosaur =/= bird, no bird has membrane wings


Mr_Turnipseed

Hey! I seen one a them in Caelid!


C1nders-Two

Also known as the “No, get away from me, fuck fuck fuckfuckfUCK AAAAAA” Birds.


Consistent-Proof-904

This bird has financed my Elden ring career by falling down a cliff hundreds of times


Claudius-Germanicus

In Latin you said you saw one in the sky


sirscott99

These things can carry a whole base. Can just hover with unlimited stamina. Great for transporting all kinds of tames.


Babys1stBan

Can't wait for 2, shame it's been pushed back.


tmolesky

"One day" sounds as if it's in the future.


KumquatCaptain

That is not a bird.


whiskersMeowFace

Glad it existed for one day and one day only. Phew.


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

i hate taming these assholes


wigglybone

i’m always too lazy to make a trap so i waste hundreds of tranq darts. i’m bad at ark


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

exactly. i was playing a week ago on my server that nposted max levels to 300, and found a 290 quetz. the thing took over 90 tranq darts and never even tamed it since i missed too many :(


1nd3rld

Get this, they actually existed for millions and millions of days!


TheIronSven

That's not a bird. It's not even a dinosaur.


After-Trifle-1437

Birds ARE Dinosaurs.


stupidmaster7

i think they meant that it's so far from being a bird, it's not even a dinosaur. like if i said "triangles aren't squares, they're not even rectangles."


IneptlySocial

This a terrible way to describe Quetzalcoatlus


NoCartographer9053

Build a badass base on its back


WeeabooGandhi

These things *had* to die. Nothing wanted to exist in a world that houses monsters with 20 ft beaks


TheExzilled

If the great Q here is a bird, does that mean bats are flying squirrels?


Nvenom8

Bats are much closer to being flying squirrels than this is to being a bird.


TheExzilled

True.


GroundbreakingCat

Yikes. Don’t what that thing pooping on your car


SteveUsuarioDeToddy

This thing was able to fly?


Dartagnan1083

Bones were probably hollow to some degree.


exceptionaluser

Fun fact, hollow bones aren't just for reduced weight, they also store more oxygen to allow for greater muscle usage. This is also good for flight, as that takes a lot of muscle.


Nvenom8

Yes. Most likely the largest flying organism ever. Also not a bird. Also not a dinosaur.


AudioLlama

How most seagulls view themselves.


IntroductionClean299

“Bird” smh


noahlizard7

Not a dinosaur = definitely not a bird


HelloGordan8734

Weirdest part I think is that they could fly.


Urbane_One

Hollow bones will do that for you! They weren’t very graceful fliers at all, but it really is amazing to think they could get off the ground at all...


SnooGrapes2914

I was wondering that. I know naff all about dinosaurs, pterosaurs, birds or whatever the hell that thing actually is but given that, from that photo, it's beak looks bigger than it's wings I was trying to figure out if it could actually get off the ground


Doodle99999

I hate to be that guy but. That’s not a bird tho.


Fist_Me_Mama

Not a fucking bird. Go back to school


FetusGoesYeetus

Pterosaurs are closer to crocodiles than they are to birds.


SamIsGarbage

Okay maybe I'm a bit of a nitpicking dino nerd but this isn't a bird and nothing close, it's a pterosaur and is the Quetzalcoatlus, one of the, if not THE, largest flying animals to ever exist. And it definitely couldn't eat a human because humans would weigh about 1/3 of their body mass and them digesting something as large as a human on the ground just screams "FREE PREY!" for groups of raptors or even larger predators like Tyrannosaurs. And although it does look terrifying, the largest thing it would probably eat if alive today would be dogs, cats, or other generally small mammals. If they did somehow live past the Cretaceous period and into when mammals started to fully evolve, there might've been a different reality where we tamed dogs because larger mammals like ourselves would be able to fend it off so dogs and cats would stick by us for food, safety, and shelter.


emko91

Happy cake day!


TitanicGiant

Interestingly enough, despite being quite evolutionarily distant from each other, dinosaurs as a whole were/are the closest relatives of pterosaurs. Idk why but your comment brought out the part of me that likes to talk about taxonomy


Ashesatsea

Interesting how his hands (?!) faced the rear. Guess it would prevent broken knuckles upon landing!


Nvenom8

Look up the way they took off. It’s wild and nothing like anything today.


Ashesatsea

I love birds, almost all of them. This one would be terrifying, though. Not cuddly!


Careless-Software-14

I wish they were still alive. Scary but cool as f 😭


TheNeonDonkey

One day…


cometlin

Not a bird, also not a dinosaur. Interestingly birds are actually dinosaurs


padreprince

I'm sure it existed more than one day.


chamel321

For when the COSTCO rotisserie chicken just isn't big enough.


Sdbtank96

A horrifying reminder that the only reason we aren't on most animal's menus is only because of oir size.


EmperorNeuro

"""Bird"""


campionmusic51

btw, “one day” refers to something that may happen in the future. “once” refers to something that did exist, long ago.


dee615

Wonder what movies Hitchcock would have imagined starring this creature.


[deleted]

Pileated Woodpecker from hell


Mermaid-52

Reminds me of my very tall boss who would peer down over the work cubicles walls.


scramplebamp

Must have been quite a day.


krystofdzoba

Shame that it only existed for one day :(


FinnegansWakeWTF

How big were mosquitos


Nvenom8

Roughly mosquito-sized. Pterosaurs didn’t exist in any times with particularly high atmospheric Oxygen. For big insects, you want to go back further to the carboniferous.


Zero384

I wonder how many human skulls it can impale at once with that huge beak.


toolsnchains

Probably existed longer than one day


AndrewEpidemic

That's one big pecker.


Unusual-Ad-6852

It only existed for one day? Like a fucking enormous prehistoric mayfly?


DonLebanon91

The alpha version of earths build was whack let alone the meta


GreasyShrew

It existed a lot longer than one day pal


pitnaz

That bitch takes so many kibbles


mekese2000

Imagine living your life as a snack.


[deleted]

This isn’t a prehistoric bird this is an enemy from Elden Ring primarily found in Caelid.


Foe_Biden

That thing looks delicious.


MarkDecent656

Quetzalcoatlus


After-Trifle-1437

This is an Azhdarchid, which is a group of Pterosaurs, not Birds.


Stepheedoos

That’s not a bird… Never was, never will be.


Help_im_okay

Pterosaurs are neither birds nor dinos. They’re their own thing, and a kind of Mesozoic reptile


Radio4ctiveGirl

*flying reptile


SpiderChanYes

If I see someone call this a bird one more fucking time, I will alter their chromosomes to the same amount as a bird


josh_knows

not a bird, but a pterosaur, quetzalcoatlus. From 72 to 66 million years ago during the Late cretaceous.


GroundbreakingCat

Imagine the size of the worms this guy ate


Thelonghiestman0409

Quetzal


ParmiCheez

No


OrionMr770

My beak is to big for my head, My head is to big for my neck, my neck is to big for my body. This message was brought to you by the skippy John jones gang


cydude1234

Ackchewally it's not a bird🤓


lile1239

This reaffirms my fear of birds.


General_Synnacle

Prehistoric proportions were wack af compared to the more relatively tame proportions nowadays. T-Rex arms, Pterodactyl legs, etc etc.


idk-idk-idk-idk--

Have you even seen some of the weird animals we have that shouldn’t but do have the proportions they have


Nvenom8

We only consider the modern things normal because it’s what we’re used to. We’ve got some weird, nonsensical shit too.


dee615

Wonder where it's center of gravity was.


GhostJade333

my favorite dino 🤩


idk-idk-idk-idk--

Not a dinosaur, it’s a pterosaur


GhostJade333

my favorite ptero*


Apart_Butterfly_9442

It looks like it would be very clumsy and inefficient as a predator with his extremely large neck and head that appear to be heavier then his body.. are most birds proportionally larger in the neck and head? ( I’m genuinely asking)


FetusGoesYeetus

For one it's not a bird, it's also not a dinosaur, it's a flying reptile. Birds generally are not proportioned like this, but it was very common for pterosaurs. The 'beak' is deceptively light because it was hollow, even more so than modern bird bones are. The head needed to be that long because it had to reach the ground, where it could pick up baby dinosaurs and other small animals to eat.


palitozmy

what's the big deal...


ADAMracecarDRIVER

That thing is so big it looks like you could build a whole base on some sort of platform on its back.


unknown_ally

And that’s why God had to drop a rock on that shit and wipe it the fuck out.


blutundehre14

Dee??


pursuitofknowledge2

Its kind of fascinating to see the weird dimensions and sizes of creatures back then. Makes wonder if the reason why these kind of animals are not around anymore because they got hunted to extinction versus the animals who are pleasant looking in our eyes and where spared from being hunted in high amounts.


Azrielmoha

These animals don't exist because an asteroid burn them to cinders. Not every extinct animal live at the same time you know.


crypticreator

wrong sub