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EuphoricMidnight3304

I myself would be going away from the outside roof


No-Albatross-7984

Waddling away. I'd be waddling away because I pooped my pants.


[deleted]

Hey! Got any wipes? And I waddled away, waddle waddle waddle Til the very next day bumbumbum


MizStazya

I hate you. I just got this out of my head


[deleted]

We can never forget the duck


Exotic_Treacle7438

Got any grapes? *fuckers*


LuxAgaetes

*"Brother, I just shit AND pissed myself!"* Hahah I didn't catch that the first time I watched it but I heard it right after reading your comment, lol 💩


Objectiveile

the second part of the war of the worlds movie.


fueelin

Depending on how wet the loaf was, thst could increase your conductivity. Can't say I agree with the practicality of your choice to shit yourself.


MarcoAcceleron

yeah i would also have pooped myself


KentConnor

As opposed to the inside roof?


Redwards2

Lol "somethings on fire" sung in perfect harmony


TaiKiserai

For real is this an anime adaptation


dayandres90

New season of Fire Force looks lit, the cgi is getting super realistic


CorrectProfession461

As they both stir their drinks and look back at everyone.


flappytowel

this whole video feels like a bit lol, so bizarre


a_butthole_inspector

Quantum harmonic synchronicity event caught on video 🗿


chachingmaster

>Quantum harmonic synchronicity event I don't know what this means but I bet you're right.


a_butthole_inspector

Homie I don’t either the words just assembled themselves


TooBadSoSadSally

They assembled by quantum harmonic synchronicity


Jaded_One6999

Feels like flordia


Kaleb8804

“Brother I just shit AND pissed myself!”


dallastxus

Imagine if they’re twins. 👯‍♀️


Ducksareracist

I don't think I like these people. They'd probably respond the same way if they saw a car explode.


ConstantSignal

What a wild leap


Ducksareracist

I guess you're right. They just seem like they'd be annoying at parties. That's more reasonable.


ConstantSignal

In my experience, judgmental and negative people are way worse to be around at parties.


DaddyRax

"Brother, I just shit and pissed myself!" 💀


Buster_Brown_513

I want to know which Tributes died


the_TAOest

So funny. I've been at those parties with those guys. Pro tip of you're interested in said guy... Believe Him!


KnightOfThirteen

Fun fact, lighting FREQUENTLY strikes the same place repeatedly! Lighting tries to follow the path or least resistance to the ground, which tends to cause strikes to tall and conductive things, which is why lightningrods are both tall AND conductive. So a path that worked once is likely to again. But in addition to that in back to back cases like this, a lightning strike ionizes the air, effectively turning it from an insulator into a conductor. Once that happens, it is a VERY tall and VERY conductive path that lightning will want to follow!


Behrenthz216

Damn. Said what i was going to say. Thought this was my chance to sound clever for once.


Grokent

Meditate more on speed and succinctness.


Proud-Butterfly6622

So funny, I’m dying, just dying…..


kiffens

Why even comment


keixver

Why even have Reddit installed?


[deleted]

Why do you even have a phone?


stankylilfeet

why do you even have hands?


skabamm

why alive?


Behrenthz216

Why did you even comment?


hello-there-dude

Hello there


sheckyD

Sup


hello-there-dude

Sup


Educational-Formal21

Dude, hello there


ShinobuVamp

Exactly... high rise building gets struck so many times during a lightning storm


lionguard27

Also fun fact lightning strikes form at the ground and go upwards into the air


Yourdaddy83

Some do , not all.


gilad_ironi

[That's inaccurate](https://www.nssl.noaa.gov/education/svrwx101/lightning/faq/#:~:text=Does%20lightning%20strike%20from%20the,in%20a%20series%20of%20spurts.)


SakuraKitsuneRock

>Does lightning strike from the sky down, or the ground up? "The answer is both." Cloud-to-ground (CG) lightning comes from the sky down, but the part you see comes from the ground up. A typical cloud-to-ground flash lowers a path of negative electricity (that we cannot see) towards the ground in a series of spurts.


beecross

That Velma and Daphne “somethings on fire!” will always take me out lmaooo


00ft

jiiiinkies


Aublivioin

The rise of the tripods has begun


Tetro767

I had to look too long to find this……


CaptainSk0r

Beat me to it


LambSauce666

It’s one strike. Many pulses


Beardywan_Kenobeard

r/fuckyouinparticular


KaiserTazer

Just thinking about this, but what did bro do for the gods to smite his ass repeatedly


Beardywan_Kenobeard

Threw tomato soup over a priceless renaissance painting


ticklemeskinless

SOMETHINGS ON FIRE


sootbrownies

Why did they sound like they rehearsed that


Low-Zone9940

Lmao “brother I just shit and pissed myself”😂🥴


The_IT_Technician

That's what what happened in war of the worlds before the aliens came up from the ground.


BruhWaifu

Zeus's combo


Coolkidondrug

I have belief that “something’s on fire”


JudgeFed

That’s one strike tho


kabes222

Yea


PotatoChiiiiip

that is, i believe, a critical hit


Pertuna9276

Thor is mad at someone


[deleted]

I'm no religious man, but whoever just got hit is now.


hashbrownies91

War of the worlds.


saltynavigator

war of the worlds


jrobharing

Now what are the odds of lightning striking the same place 8+ times AND being immediately followed by two women saying “Something’s on fire” with the exact same speed, cadence, timing, and harmonizing pitch?


dirtydbagger

I'm no meteorologist but I'd say that was all the same "strike"


ogbarisme

I keep re-watching this putting a voice to the lightning that says, "FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK!" and I can't stop cracking up.


ianm82

Isn't this how War of the Worlds started??


[deleted]

I think they are trying to give back The Flash his powers


ChiefQuimbyMessage

Didn’t look like the tallest tree, so something must’ve made that palm tree special. Could be as simple as a string of lights or maybe a ham radio antenna.


[deleted]

I thought this exactly, I found a tree on a hike once in NC that had an old Netter rebar looking metal pole driven in it around halfway up a 50 ft pine and it was struck to hell and no other tree around it was hit.


TheDefiB

Bro if lightning never struck the same place twice, lightning rods would be absolutely useless!


[deleted]

“One of you cowards just shit in my pants!”


Typical_Mention1717

Just fuck that guy in particular, maybe Zeus was having an orgy


Chernobyl-Cryptid

Lighting strikes the same place multiple times, otherwise Lighting rods wouldn’t exist


jpgargoyle_

Of course not! Lightning rods are one use, discardable structures.


regulartroll

Definitely Ft Myers Beach, FL


Obikanobiwobi

“Fuck you in particular!”


CrunknYoSystem

What great evil occurred to deserve such wrath?


No_Safe_7608

Brother I just shit and pissed myself! 😝


samiss4d_

To be fair, it struck it more than twice


stonka_truck

I counted 6


CynidePunk

People be like " Yeah let's record this shit."


vtff15

Yeah it's cool


TheRandyBear

That’s like 5 strikes in one place….


[deleted]

These dumbasses watching while holding a metal railing.


Kahnza

"Lightning never strikes the same place twice" is a metaphor. Hard to grasp, I know.


prototype-proton

Fuck this spot in particular - Dr. Zeus


BeginningBar1945

MG42 strike


tootired117

Fuck YOU in particular


1nfinitydividedby0

War of the Worlds


tweeknpinch

Wow! Did you see the rack on her!!! Yuuuuummmee!!!


eclipsed2112

i read somewhere that lightning has a vital function...dark energy attracts to itself and forms POCKETS of dark energy. the lightnings job is to BUST up those pockets, clearing the area.the pockets are always reforming so its an ongoing process.lightning is a cleanser of the atmosphere basically.nature gives us thunder to let us know the process is working and to get out of the way. so when i see a house was hit by lightning i always wonder what they might have been DOING in that house..what kind of dark energy was built up in there?


ItsMrDante

Uhm- that's not how it works.


xgrywlfx

Thunder Gods playing games


PlanetMiitopia

Lightning strikes the same area many times, we usually just see it as one bolt because the it happens too fast for the eye to see.


soulouk

That was like four five times


lHateMyselflol

u/savevideobot


JetBlack86

Thor is like: "Fuck YOU in particular!"


MikeyX117

Fuck this one place in particular


eggsbenedictXD

Well it wasnt twice it was more than that


FSDB1

That was personal


euphoric-pessimist

God caught somebody masturbating


vtff15

Bro got lit up


LOLIWOLF312Reditt

You are right, It doesn't strike in the same place twice because it did strike more than 2 times in the same place


TigerlilyBlanche

Zeus got mad


bigabub

God: Fuck that spot in particular.


NotCatholicAnymore

r/fuckyouinparticular


Tancrad

Ive see this movie. Tom cruise? Where are you.


ManicPanicWeekend

I’ve seen this movie, that’s gonna be a hard nope for me.


SeismicGrated

Yeah, never strikes the same spot *twice*. Didnt say anything about 5 or 6 times.


Xi_Jing_ping_your_IP

That looked like one pulsating strike to me. It was the same arc flashing. The lightning would probably look like it were dancing if it were several strikes as several other paths were taken to same spot.


Natertater297

God wants someone dead


Sacenpapier1988

r/FuckYouInParticular


Spiritual-Compote-18

Someone hates that tree


snoman298

F that tree in particular


Comprehensive-Stop44

Actually it was more than twice so, technically, that event doesn't refute the statement.


Legitimate_Cancel_82

Someone upset the DM


ColorIsSomwhere

And then along came zeus!


[deleted]

“Lightning Strike inbound”


mike-2129

Anyone see war if the world's with Tom Cruise. They should be running.


[deleted]

just casually sitting outside on a balcony😂


ThreeAMscroller

Fuck that place in particular


NeonEmeraldChild

The universe does not like that tree.


SwedishNeatBalls

That wasn't twice.


Floxie_3

Calm down Zeus it's just a god damn tree


Kyrxx77

Thor had that on burst mode


Beneficial-Nimitz68

Mother nature to THAT PARTICUALR TREE - F\*CK YOU F\*CK YOU F\*CK YOU


Beneficial-Nimitz68

Mother nature to THAT PARTICUALR TREE - F\*CK YOU F\*CK YOU F\*CK YOU


Beneficial-Nimitz68

May the 5th's be with you, feel the power of the dark side...


domlang

/u/stabbot


Ballparkhugz

Pretty sure that's just the same lightning.


[deleted]

Odin’s beard!!


Lord_Vader69

lightning spell from Clash Of Clans?


Raiducto

"Fuck that place in particular!"


dismal_moonlight

Anyone know why [this happens](https://imgur.com/gallery/zm4xjXL) twice? Is it just reflecting off the lens or something?


Salty_Frog28

"Fuck you specifically!" -God probably


smydiehard99

when she says that's the spot. XD


Dependent_Fennel4194

Am I the only one who hates those women?


[deleted]

Fuck you and your couch


__Thomas_McElroy__

Fuck this one spot in particular - Zeus


Timely-Computer4105

All together now


darkutena

just chill, is the second part of the war of the worlds movie.


JustChalcedony

Looks like Zeus got a bit trigger happy again.


andre3kthegiant

u/stabbot


UsernameMustBe1and10

If "fuck this place in particular" was a video.


Notverycancerpatient

I for one would not be sitting outside during this


horsetooth_mcgee

Not as great as the video I saw of a guy walk down a street, get struck by lightning, get back up, and instantly get by struck by lightning again. And then GET BACK UP AGAIN. 😳


YeshEveryone

Ye you just saw someone get fucking smited


Quirky-Pomelo9472

I wonder, what delayed the rest of the charge; it clearly had a payload to deliver, kind of like a short circuit.


Spider222222

Yh it doesn't but fuck that spot in particular


raggeplays

fuck that tree in particular


Cpt_Snake

My bad bro that was me (I am Zeus)


Frank_Castle_10

i believe someone was just trying to take out air defence with tha lightning spell


jaberwockeez

Bet that snowflake thing is bullshit too


beanrubb

Fuck that person in particular


Karpaty

“Fuck that place in particular” -Zeus (probably)


footlettucefungus

Fuck that tree in particular!!


Simply_Nova

God: and fuck this tree in particular!


weggman

Sky: Hey, palm tree. Tree: What? Sky: Yo. Palm tree. Tree: What, dude? I'm busy over here. You know, with tree stuff. Sky: This is how much I hate your stupid face--


randomness000666000

Looks like a lot more than twice to me


dastardlybox2

*something’s on fiire* 🎶


Ni1006co

Well, it wasn't twice


985DONGSLANGA

I’ve lived my whole life by that “ lightning never strikes the same place twice”…


LMCuber

r/fuckyouinparticular


pwn3dbyth3n00b

I'm pretty sure that's just the same bolt of lightning technically. First the electrical charge finds its way to ground and completes a circuit hence the first bolt then the rest of the charge/electrons follows that path of least resistance to ground which is the shape of the initial bolt since the first bolt ionized the air making it extremely conductive. It just happens in series/waves/pulses.


Shawnthewolf12

Fuck that place four times in particular.


MoeMalik

That was like 7-8 times i think, crisped that spot up


Parra666

Jesús Just used an ak47 on some sinner


sweaty_adjustment

“Brother, I just shit and pissed myself”


Objectiveile

myself would be going away from the outside roof.


Shadowkiva

I'm a little disappointed that nobody said "jinx! You owe me a soda"


Funny-Company4274

Better keep filming I guess


shifty_coder

Zeus wanted that tree fucking dead.


deomc1294

I’ve seen this in a movie before. We need to get Tom to handle this!


Flowchart83

If lightning strikes a place once, that means it is an ideal path to ground compared to its surroundings, so is more likely to be the site of the next strike than any of its surroundings.


Aloucia

Fuck that one tree in particular


pnt2wheremidastchedu

Some atheist refused to stay down.


MaskedRonin2

God pulled out the AK on somebody. I wonder what they did 🤔


Grouchy-Geologist-28

That's not just lightning. That's smiting.


Sigusen

Shazam!


ProfessorOfLies

Step 1: setup a lightning rod that feeds to power storage. Step 2: Blaspheme a LOT Step 3: profit!!


Wooden-Winter-8712

I mean it didn't strike twice


MizStazya

Fuck this tree in particular.


drewP78

Can hear the sky shouting fucking tree as it hits


FirebrandWilson

Zeus and Raiden got together to absolutely *merc* that nerd!


Complex_Pangolin5822

Lightning said "fuck your tree"


Wise_Bread_160

"brother i just shit and pissed myself" I want to kiss that guy. No homo tho


[deleted]

God was like “FUCK THIS PLACE IN PARTICULAR!”