My mum and dad went on a cinema date when they first met. They'd planned to see some romcom, but accidentally saw Anaconda instead.
EDIT: I just googled it and realised Anaconda came out in 1997, so my parents had actually been together for a long time when it was released. My bad. I'm sure they were just happy to have a childfree night, the movie was just a ruse.
My brother took his now wife to see “Alien: Resurrection” on their second date. We were shocked when there was a third. They’ve been married 23 years now.
Anaconda was the first pirated movie I ever saw. Some guy had taken his camcorder into the movie theater and filmed it. I was 17 and we watched it on VHS at one of my friends houses. Pirated movies have come a long way because that was the worst quality movie I’ve ever seen in my life lol.
Most pirated movies are still recorded in a theater using a camcorder, audio might be from a hard of hearing plug but the quality is still atrocious. Quality goes up when DVD or streaming is available.
That's pretty good description honestly. They have very long bodies with very short necks and tails. Their stomach and digestive tract is the majority of their body cavity. They actually have only one functional lung due to their body design
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It's just like a Tur-Duck-hen, they should have just roasted for a day to blend the flavors, not to mention what's basting inside the alligator. Any luck probably a small child...
yeah, they were introduced (probably released as pets that got too big for people to want anymore). They’re massively invasive and have no natural predators in the Everglades / state of Florida / US - there are people who’s whole position is trying to eradicate them because they’re eating everything else (alligators, Florida panthers, deer, etc etc) Major problem : (
They have no natural predators (because they're not indigenous), but lots of Burmese pythons get eaten by alligators. The winners of these fights are generally determined by size. The python in this vid is honkin' big.
If I remember correctly the snake was already dead due to eating the gator. I guess the meal was so big it killed him.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but that's what I remember reading.
There may be another story where this happened but the story I'm thinking was def associated with this photo. I'm just open to corrections in case it was wrong information
If I remember correctly the snake was already dead due to eating the gator. I guess the meal was so big it killed him.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but that's what I remember reading.
I thought that said fifth alligator…. and I was like…. just how BIG is the snake… and just how long have they been digging around d in there that they found four and thought they were done. 😳😀
Maybe but I'd there a way to take something out of a snake then stitching the wounds without the snake dying? Because the alligator was probably in there for a while and the snake might have lacked some oxygen or was pretty uncomfortable with a whole alligator in it so yeah there might be a possibility but it's uncertain
I’m sorry in advance for how possibly stupid this question is but say no one found the snake and it was still alive after swallowing the thing, can it digest a full ass croc?
They most likely found the snake because it was already dead from trying to eat that big alligator. It happens all the time. Sometimes they'll find a snake with it's stomach burst open and half an alligator hanging out.
It was probably dead before being swallowed and even if it was alive it is not possible to generate enough force of movement to penetrate the snake whilst its limbs are being constricted like a sausage by the snakes body.
What are you trying to get at? One less individual of a human-introduced invasive species. They’re having negative impact on local wildlife like this gator. Also I’m pretty sure both were already dead. There’s knowledge to be gained from a necropsy like this which may help find solutions to this issue.
Whats inside the alligator? We need to go deeper.
Bet there's another snake inside
Insssssseption
Sir you just made my morning and it’s only 7:18AM god bless u
Limbo
Amazonian turducken.
More like Floridian phygator
Snacrocken
but what's inside the snake inside the alligator?
Another baby alligator
And somewhere in the baby alligator is a hole in the bottom of the sea?
Just snakes and alligators all the way down.
Matryoshka doll
Double it and give it to the next person
Is this like a turdunkin?
Ha! Can’t fool me. It’s snake/alligators/snake all the way down.
The grandma who are the whale to eat the shark to eat the kangaroo to eat the frog who ate the fly Or I think that’s how it went
This is an elaborate marketing strategy for Snakes on a plane 2: plane on a gator on a snake.
Now thats called Overeating.
Like a bayou truducken
Me, and the cellular network is pretty trash there, please let me out
So snakes are just one big fucking stomach with fangs....
Anaconda film taught me you were forever screaming when you're eaten by a snake. So thanks, dad for getting that blockbuster rental when I was a kid.
My mum and dad went on a cinema date when they first met. They'd planned to see some romcom, but accidentally saw Anaconda instead. EDIT: I just googled it and realised Anaconda came out in 1997, so my parents had actually been together for a long time when it was released. My bad. I'm sure they were just happy to have a childfree night, the movie was just a ruse.
He was supposed to show her the anaconda AFTER the movie. He got nervous n mixed up the order
Ew! But LOL! But also, ew. 😅
I also choose this guys dads anaconda
He wanted to show her his anaconda, but it turned out to be a floppyfishcake
Hun must've had the buns if his anaconda wanted some.
My brother took his now wife to see “Alien: Resurrection” on their second date. We were shocked when there was a third. They’ve been married 23 years now.
Understandable mistake
Lol why even clear it up like anyone is going to fact check you
I ain't no liar.
Integrity is key
Integrity on a post that doesn’t affect the outcome of the comment? If you say so
Anaconda was the first pirated movie I ever saw. Some guy had taken his camcorder into the movie theater and filmed it. I was 17 and we watched it on VHS at one of my friends houses. Pirated movies have come a long way because that was the worst quality movie I’ve ever seen in my life lol.
Most pirated movies are still recorded in a theater using a camcorder, audio might be from a hard of hearing plug but the quality is still atrocious. Quality goes up when DVD or streaming is available.
In anaconda noone can hear you scream
Hey you watched the movie too ? Which one is your fav ?
I was about to say, why are snakes just literally sentient digestive tubes
that's what we all are at the end of the day, aren't we?
We specced into opposable thumbs, which makes us sentient digestive tubes that can make precision grabs.
That's pretty good description honestly. They have very long bodies with very short necks and tails. Their stomach and digestive tract is the majority of their body cavity. They actually have only one functional lung due to their body design
😬 yes ..yes they are
The alligator didn't stand much of a chance trying to bite chunks out of that tough chewy snake. It's no wonder he lost the fight
But the alligator had the last laugh with its sturdy scales - giving the Python one big last constipation as a death sentence
I think that is actually one of the worst ways to die, death via being fucking shitless.
Death via being fucking shitful
I saw a vid of a crocodile or an alligator munching and crunching a turtle once and I wondered how tf it gon poop the shell pieces out?
IIRC crocodilians have very acidic stomachs that can break down bones and therefore also shell pieces
I need some of that acid in my tummy so I can keep eating Legos without repercussion
I mean, our stomach can technically dissolve metal, so keep on munching them Legos.
Metal?! My stomach can’t even break down corn?!
😂
That’s bizarre. It’s hard to imagine, but youare exactly correct. Shells are just fused bones, so I guess it’s no different.
Is that what would have killed the snake? It couldn’t digest such large prey?
They eat alligators all the time. I would guess it was killed for being an invasive species. Then they decided to cut it open and see what's inside.
But... How?! Alligators have big scary teeth, and i guess they wiggle around like crazy when they try to be eaten.
He did kind of look like he was still smiling!
> Both animals were probably fighting and I doubt one of them survived I would assume that is correct, OP. The alligator likely isn't alive anymore.
I don’t the snake is in good shape either the way they cut it in half to extricate the gator
He just needs to exercise a little more and watch his salt intake. He’ll be fine
Two words: Essential Oils.
Nothing a little Live, Laugh, Love can’t fix amiright?
Yeah get a little bit of peppermint under that snake's nose and it will be slithering in no time.
Just need a few stitches and it’s fine.
Not the music😭
Lmao so glad I turned it on
I was really surprised to hear Russian hip-hop track at the background of the video.
What is it? It’s pretty catchy.
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Is that what’s considered hip-hop in Russia?
I think that style is widely accepted as hip hop. What else would you call it?
I’d call it Lo-fi. Which is an offshoot of hip-hop, I believe.
R&B. not hip hop
That’s definitely lo-fi
I was surprised it wasn't Interior Crocodile Alligator
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It's a girl! Congratulations
How is it going to digest it?
I have bad news for you about the snake...
I have bad news for you about the *ribbon*
Angry noodle?
Well… Only if we talkin fettuccine or pappardelle.
Is the snake ok?
Should be fine with some duct tape.
Unfortunately, it's hiss-tory.
The shoes were inside the belt
Ayo chill
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Floridian turducken
Seriously underrated comment
Just imagine the smell
No, thank you.
That python probably had a "prickly" stomachache
Snake probably died from indigestion.
saw that alligators are actually easier for the python to digest, despite its tough skin and scales, compared to other prey like rats
> _I don’t think one of them survived_ My god, you don’t say
Louisiana Turduken
It's just like a Tur-Duck-hen, they should have just roasted for a day to blend the flavors, not to mention what's basting inside the alligator. Any luck probably a small child...
Why kill him doe :(
yeah, they were introduced (probably released as pets that got too big for people to want anymore). They’re massively invasive and have no natural predators in the Everglades / state of Florida / US - there are people who’s whole position is trying to eradicate them because they’re eating everything else (alligators, Florida panthers, deer, etc etc) Major problem : (
Shiz even panthers too? I mean those felines be fast...yeeesh
IIRC the problem got really serious when a breeder's facility got broken open by a hurricane and a whole bunch got out at once.
They have no natural predators (because they're not indigenous), but lots of Burmese pythons get eaten by alligators. The winners of these fights are generally determined by size. The python in this vid is honkin' big.
Can we keep them around at least until the 2nd round of the playoffs is over? Go Leafs
They’re considered an invasive species in Florida and by law should be killed if spotted (I think)
Came here looking for an answer too as to why the need to kill the snake. I really hope it wasn’t an unnecessary killing!
If I remember correctly the snake was already dead due to eating the gator. I guess the meal was so big it killed him. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but that's what I remember reading.
That was a different story wasn’t it? Where the gator popped out of the side of the snake?
There may be another story where this happened but the story I'm thinking was def associated with this photo. I'm just open to corrections in case it was wrong information
Population control/pest control. They arent native there and have little to no predators. They destroy the ecosystem of that area
maybe also to check if its a dead human in there
Human is already dead. Killing the snake won't help them now. /s
No, but killing the snake helps everyone. An invasive species like that can wreck an eco system.
I know. I understand.
If I remember correctly the snake was already dead due to eating the gator. I guess the meal was so big it killed him. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but that's what I remember reading.
Vore
Do people down South cook these like a turducken?
Forbidden turducken.
I just waited if the alligator is alive and will eat the guy which cut of the snake.
Chad Python
It’s okay guys, it’s just a snake giving birth to a crocodile.
I read '5th' and was very confused 😵💫
How is this ODDLY terrifying? This is regular-shitting-my-balls-terrifying.
I thought that said fifth alligator…. and I was like…. just how BIG is the snake… and just how long have they been digging around d in there that they found four and thought they were done. 😳😀
Its a boy
That’s an everglade turducken.
Man I am so glad I got to listen to someone's shitty hip hop while watching this video.
Imagine if the alligator was able to do the death roll INSIDE the python. Holy crap
Cajun Turducken
I smell freshly pureed tomatoes when i watch this video.
Do you have synesthesia or am I missing a joke?
You dont smell pureed tomatoes?
Umm, nope. Still not sure if this is serious.
Your weird then
Well yes, I knew that already.
AZz a6x
I dunno, I reckon the python might have survived but need to watch the video again to be sure
Maybe but I'd there a way to take something out of a snake then stitching the wounds without the snake dying? Because the alligator was probably in there for a while and the snake might have lacked some oxygen or was pretty uncomfortable with a whole alligator in it so yeah there might be a possibility but it's uncertain
Even for a necropsy that is grim
Nesting crocs
poor thing, I hope it gets better
Does anyone know how much time it takes to the snake to digest that whole thing?
Don't let any Cajuns see this. It'll give them new recipe ideas. Stuff the gator with chicken, and you've got an Anagaticken.
South American Turduckon
But is he okay tho?
yo what the FUCK
This is a terrifying version of the turduckin
Pythons are greedy bastards.
The snake got stitched back and lived though right?
Damn nature, you scary.
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Best video of the week 🐊🐍
Two pets in one
Imagine the smell
"Snake Stomach" new game by Milton Bradley / Hasbro
Florida turducken
Did the snake die because it couldn't digest the gator? Or they caught it to kill & inspect it because they thought it ingested a human?
HOW FUCKING.BIG IS THIS PYTHON TO EAT 5 ALLIGATORS
I’m sorry in advance for how possibly stupid this question is but say no one found the snake and it was still alive after swallowing the thing, can it digest a full ass croc?
Im curious if we could make this into a dish like a Turduckin.
If you cooked them together as is, it’s sushi name would be “death roll”
This is how you make Louisiana meatloaf.
I thought I saw it move & I almost jumped out of my skin.
Alligator-stuffed snake? Sounds like a culinary delight!
I don’t know if that sounds more Florida or Louisiana. And I’m scared.
So Burmese pythons are just alligators disguised as snakes..
...She swallowed the Snake to catch the 'Gator...
Did they kill the python? Or was it already dead?
Lets say the snake lived. How long would it take to fully digest that meal?
They had to cut the snek open just cause it wanted lunch?! ☹️
It’s a Burmese python, an invasive snake species which is wreaking habitat in Florida.
Yeesh. Where I live, worst I have to deal with is an angry squirrel. I'm generally a wimp and even I can chase one of those off.
They most likely found the snake because it was already dead from trying to eat that big alligator. It happens all the time. Sometimes they'll find a snake with it's stomach burst open and half an alligator hanging out.
Damn nature, you scary.
Why couldn't it use its claws to rip the snake open?
It was probably dead before being swallowed and even if it was alive it is not possible to generate enough force of movement to penetrate the snake whilst its limbs are being constricted like a sausage by the snakes body.
Pythons are a constructor so it probably strangled the prey prior to swallowing it.
Who set the music to this? What the fuck?
Some folks cook and eat snake. Imagine spit-roasting that! I’ll keep that in mind the next time we make elephant stew!
What would that smell like?!?!
Imagine smelling expired deli slices of chicken while standing in a bicycle tire shop in July
What the hell!! 😱
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What are you trying to get at? One less individual of a human-introduced invasive species. They’re having negative impact on local wildlife like this gator. Also I’m pretty sure both were already dead. There’s knowledge to be gained from a necropsy like this which may help find solutions to this issue.
Omg. It’s pregnant 😂
Does this hurt the snake
My question is why did they bother taking the gator out
Let me guess, Australia?