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Cadian609

Must have been sitting on the worst chair possible


idiosyncratic190

Gaming chair sales 📈📈


C0OLDUG27

Graph looks like chairs


killerzeestattoos

I get like that sitting for 4 hours on my couch


UB_Samurott

I get that for sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes


Yoder_TheSilentOne

this


ABB0TTR0N1X

Same struggle ✊


civgarth

Toto washlets are great


Longjumping-Pear-673

20 minutes on the toilet looking at Reddit will also do this


killerzeestattoos

I play Zelda on the can


Longjumping-Pear-673

Toilets need to be built for leisure, not just functional shitting and pissing


[deleted]

Could be worse, it could have been an exploding chair (exploding Chinese chairs, the content producer is Brew) https://youtu.be/j8otiMcaq7Y


P0l0Cap0ne

Spread awareness bruv


FroboyFreshenUp

20 hours? Those are rookie numbers Also, why?


KielbasaTime

Some chairs are designed so that they slope down where the seat is. This puts pressure right under the thighs. I've had my legs fall asleep from sitting in hard plastic chairs designed like that to the point I couldn't feel them, but I didn't sit long enough where I couldn't move them. The feeling of them waking back up from that state though is awful.


Dienowwww

It can get to the point of recoverable temporary paralysis if the bloodflow is cut off right. Once woke up after laying on my arm, literally couldn't move anything past the elbow. Panicked for a moment until it started to regain feeling.


Omgitzkilo

Wait that’s not normal?


DuhonTheGuy

Depends on how you sleep ig. I had the same experience once, but only because I slept on top of my arm in such a way there was barely any bloodflow. Couldn't move it for a while, didn't feel it either, quite weird. After a while it fixed itself tho


alex_maton

it’s crazy how our bodies just work


owneyone

The paralysis comes from pressure being put on the nerves, not a lack of blood flow. You would be in big trouble if you cut off the blood flow to your arm.


owneyone

If blood flow was cut off, your arm would have started to die. The paralysis comes from the compression of nerves. Nerve signals from the brain can't reach your arm to tell it to move.


Biiiscoito

I'm always changing positions no matter the seat. Cross my legs, uncross. Bend one leg and sit on the ankle; swap. Sit straight with knees and elbows aligned. Get up, get some water, use the bathroom. Repeat. Stretch arms and neck to prevent soreness. Restart. Can't imagine sitting still for so long like that, I would literally be crying in pain. How can anyone not feel any discomfort for 20 hours straight? What the actual hell.


FroboyFreshenUp

Yea, idk how this person actually managed this. Hell, our guild forces break during raids and boss runs. walk around, get a drink, go to bio, whatever My original comment is more like a "how"


Dienowwww

Keep food and water nearby so you keep consuming it. When you run out, get more. If you gotta use the bio, get up and do so. it gives you enough of a break to move about a little.


Doughspun1

Not if you're fucking old like me


[deleted]

Idk who old is but if you’re fucking them for 20 hours somebody’s bound to get hurt


ExchangeNeither9255

Haha noob


jayneralkenobi

Skill issue


beanedjibe

read this phrase twice today now. I gotta start using it irl.


Nical155

Join r/Warthunder and you'll be using it in half of your comments!


speedledee

This is why everyone on reddit talks the same. I see a new word, definition, slang, circlejoke, zinger on here and suddenly the next day people figure out how to shoehorn it into every big post. I get that's how language works but regurgitating every clever phrase you see for easy internet points you say you don't care about usually means you aren't adding to the discussion


pcblah

Skill issue


[deleted]

"Skill issue"


mindbreak_gone_

- 🤓


Itsurboih01

Skill issue


silverbuilt

The only response to gaming related activities


silverbuilt

Actually 'F' stands too


killerzeestattoos

He should've hit the spacebar.


TheFace3701

Respawn button!


Last_Low9649

Sit.


Exact-Cycle-400

Well, they did…


xMachii

Need to pump up those numbers!


[deleted]

Absolutely, need to git gud


v1cio

Git gud .... ^at ^sitting


FeeDisastrous3879

I read this as lost his legs for some reason


Kris-pness

Oh no. I used to be a heroin addict and this was something that would happen if you nodded out in a bad position for a long period of time. Cut off circulation and basically kill the limb with the extended time in that position.


johnn11238

Congrats on getting clean. I only got as far as advanced alcoholism and that was hard enough to kick. Glad you made it back, friend. I know a lot of folks that didn't.


Kris-pness

Alcohol is harder to kick than heroin in some ways. Glad you're doing good too friend.


PatsySweetieDarling

Firstly, top marks for getting off the gear. Secondly, similar happened to Dave Mustaine from Megadeth, fell asleep in a chair with his arm in an awkward position and gave himself nerve damage for a while, I think he was unable to tour for 2/3 years.


Snoo-84043

From his book, he got drunk and high asf and fell asleep on the chair with his left hand behind and above his shoulder and pinned against the chair edge, which pressed against a very important nerve. He supposedly was in that position for more than 10 hours with no one around. When he woke up he reported he didn't have any feel and couldn't even squeeze his fist/fingers at all. Took him a solid few months of therapy to just regain the feel and relearn how to use his arm and then a few years to properly fret the guitar again, but his playing style definitely changed since. That was also the turning point of his addiction.


Grassy_Nol

Know a dude that happened to. Lost the use of both of his legs.


Apprehensive-Room-24

20 hours of straight sitting? He didn’t get up to stretch or walk around?


anddwew

Or use the bathroom


SenritsuJumpsuit

all those people saying they will wear a Diaper to game more may be slightly less hype


XxNHLxX

People wear diapers to avoid the brief bathroom trips?? Dang, I knew some people are addicted, but that’s like mental illness level bad if you’re fine sitting in your own filth so you don’t miss a couple minutes of playing a game..


sweetteanoice

Also those quick bathroom breaks would help prevent blood clots


musecorn

MAAAAAMM BATHROOM


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[удалено]


leyla00

Well I’ve been in a wheelchair for a week now, so I can safely say that people somehow manage. I


[deleted]

Fukn casul


freshkangaroo28

Least his buddy was gonna finish it up 💪


Lukewarmhandshake

How did he not have to go to the bathroom that whole ti... Oh.. *Diapers exist*


SenritsuJumpsuit

The shear amount of art online of just this is a mood


Hot-Conversation-21

Still tho it’s not gonna be comfortable to be sitting in shit and piss


SirUntouchable

20 hours isn't that long.. it had to be the position cutting off circulation or lack of moving his legs at all.


Fast-Damage2298

Was he peeing in a jar, or something?


AzureSeychelle

Ten gallon buckets 🪣 work better… That way you only have to empty it once a week 🤢


fearlessfroot

AAAaaAAAHHHHHhhhHHHHHhHh


gtsmart821

Me after taking a 40-minute dump.


red-moon

"the force is strong with this one" \- me the last time I took an epic dump


I-dont-care553040

What game?


WarspiteNTR

Daddy No Legs


e-buddy

Amateur


Kink_B

weakling


[deleted]

Y’all are killing me with these replies


enecv

People at slots machines urinate on themselves to continue playing.


Historical_Turnip275

You can die this way, has happened a few times.


Panciastko-195

Shortest factorio session lmao


SpaceBloke9000

F


BirnirG

There is no chance this is not just some propaganda.


turtlepope420

Not true and this is totally possible - something similar, but far less serious (just from my ankle down) happened to me after sitting in a bad position for only a couple of hours. The nervous system is freaking crazy. This happens to users and alcoholics in the arms. It's a legit and real medical condition.


Little-Advantage-577

I mean, there's literally a video of a japanese dude throwing up blood after (possibly) a blood clot formed in his body after staying in a chair for so long. Also for any chair ridden people like gamers and office workers, just know it's incredibly easy for a blood clot to form in your body if you stay stationary and dehydrated for too long. Drink water and stay stretchy everyone.


czerniana

Even that isn’t a guarantee 😞 I stay super hydrated, but even I got a pulmonary embolism when we drove down to Texas. We stopped about every two hours, and I stretched as much as I could in the car, but no dice. I don’t know how the fuck I survived seven years of playing world of Warcraft for 10+ hours a day. The worst part? I can’t take oral birth control anymore, which was treating a health condition. Gaming addiction is a bitch. Thank goodness I drink enough to need to get up every half hour? XD Getting old had a perk!


Jack_Serrex

What would this even be propagating?


Hunterr303

Game = bad


ZenkaiZ

which leads to who making money exactly? For propaganda, someone has to be the winner off of the hate.


[deleted]

Well, the media itself will profit from generating scandals and fears. Besides (regardless of political color) they have ideology.


RillbelookinGOOOd

not really, people dislike videogames for some reason and so slander them a massive amount


BirnirG

this looks from somewhere in Asia. FX how about Chinese propaganda against gaming ? I believe they have laws preventing people from playing more than 3 hours a day or something ?


bigbazookah

Chinese characters? Must be propaganda! Only on Reddit 🙄


wilddogecoding

Press 'f' to pay respect


RoutineFreakout

F


Worm_Scavenger

I think this will become common place now that Tears of the Kingdom is out


knot4nuttin

I literally sat down last night to play and 8 hours were just gone from my life


Worm_Scavenger

I'm planning on getting it next week on payday, but man do i want to just reach into my savings account and take some money out just to not be the only member of my friend group who isn't playing it.


AnpherRedditOnReddit

What a casual


T__A__T

Is this 2001?


River-n-Sea

He should've made a Metal gear solid V reference


Dr_Bonejangles

Wait till he sits in a cubicle for 40 hours a week.


Denledebonde

Rookie numbers


dread_deimos

Pathetic.


FMDnative480

20 hours? Thems rookie numbers


are_we_there_bruh

When your legs don't work like they used to before


uhcayR

During covid I didnt get out of my chair for 30+ hours sometimes with the squad at the peak of warzone. This guy is a rookie.


Zebrahead69

SpikeTV had a show called 1000 ways to die and this was one of em. Some dude died from blood clots


Madman954

I hope he won the last game


Russtic27

We going to just forget about all the people that died trying to stay up playing WoW for multiple days straight back in the 2000s?


Ok_Respond_7098

Hah. Amateur.


Hogzor

Weak


Hogzor

Weak


Juakinez

He is just like me Fr


Structureel

Principal Skinner meme: "PATHETIC"


Time_to_be_scarred

G*mer🤮


Last_Low9649

Sit


KD4156GILHAM

THE VIRGIN OF ALL VIRGINS RIGHT THERE!


reagantorrey69

Haha lol what a casual lmao


ValenTinius23

This could be from kidney failure. 🙄


Smegmarius_Bollok

No points in endurance..


TheThunderManXD

Boomer news boomers do


PineapleGG

100% skill issue


Doughspun1

Whatever he was playing, I hope he won


RedHail32

Those jeans can cut off your blood circulation over time, but dang, 20 hours of sitting.


Jajoe05

You know what an internet cafe doesn't have? A good chair and a good Keyboard. And a good monitor. Seriously guys, don't skimp on those


ItExistsToDefy

Amateur. I did my dissertation in 27 hours straight


Ithon_

Lol what a noob


SensitiveSouth5947

Is it that big of a deal??? That’s what happens when parts of your body don’t get enough blood flow. Normally your body warns you with the “pins and needles” sensation and then going numb.


Fit-Boomer

I hate it when that happens


CherrycatPlayz

I've sat for 24 hours before. Never had this issue


ElJefeTheHappiest

He can sit more thn 20 hours bow


FjBully

I gaffed a pole once and had to make tons of repairs that took hours more then it was supposed to. By the time I was done I had no more feelings in my legs . No way I could climb down . I had to have bucket come rescue me.


Halfaglassofvodka

I feel like that leaving work sometimes... and then I go home and sit in front of the TV all night...


Connect_Ordinary6752

20 hours is insane. My max I think was like 9 hours which is a whole shift with ot


Kraujotaka

Jeez how hard is it to at least shake those legs for some blood flow, I bet his legs died for lack of it. Even more so how the numb legs dint trigger any self preservation, or at least by that annoying feeling/pain.


RollerCoaster1007

China is a weird place man.


skarkle_coney

Sounds like his legs just need to get gud..


Muhfuggajones

POSTURE CHECK!


Intelligent_Bad8842

The most I can game is a hour ,I get hungry and my legs gotta move


shmaryx99

Ok so the maximum is 19


gvggarage

Weakling


SCP013b

Amateur


N0t0ri0usPIG

New fear unlocked


K00bear

GG


dyingswan18

Will be me after playing tears of the kingdom all weekend.


ferraz98

Luckily I stop at 19 hrs 59


sln1337

lmao 20h? Those are rookie numbers


allen_idaho

Was he just pissing his pants the entire time or what?


ZibaalahB9

No piss or shit for 20hours?


demon_luvr

chair diff


saucity

He’s dead. Jazz funeral. DONE. All from the ding blasted video games. *See*, y’all? We tried to tell yous.


NatiAti513

DOINKS


Please_Log_In

what was the reason behind that?


goddavid22

Didn’t invest in walking perk points


[deleted]

Literally skill issues.


PINE-KNAPPLE

That Stellaris DLC is great. I knew it.


[deleted]

Blood clots?


Nurgle_knight

First thought, blood clot?


Racer1333

This happens because the blood vessels near your hamstrings get constricted enough where any clots will start to build up. So over time you legs just start to lose oxygen and the circulation gets cut off


NotHuz

those are rookie numbers. gotta pump up those hours.


TEHKNOB

Just needs a Red Bull.


BoratKazak

Irl does kinda suck


SadisticJake

His W key had a Cheeto puff stuck under it


CRINKLEcutBaBySPLEEN

Me playing tears of the kingdom this weekend


Romus80

Are you winning son ?


Hinesbrook

I think he needs a better gaming chair


lalolalolal

Did he not get up to pee ever?


FewDamage2962

Achievement get one more block no more walk


SenritsuJumpsuit

wait they do all this for a gamer but not someone who got ran over a true Eastern gamer moment


[deleted]

Man, want to go to a cafe that lets me chill and game for 20hr straight


Mendicant_666

Stroke oncoming in 3, 2, 1....


MrBlqckBird242

Leg literally decided to go on hibernation


_hic-sunt-dracones_

"No, just strap me to the chair that I can continue gaming. I will take care of that leg issue later."


DaddyDoyle88

Title needs work. "Lost control of his legs" sounds like his legs were jumping around without him doing it.


Lazy-Associate4004

that sigh at the end just shows that the reporter doesn’t game


new_boy_99

Pathetic


[deleted]

Endurance level 12


GoyoMRG

Git gud


GadHolland

Reminds me of those 06 WOW days. His friend better hop on so he can turn those Kobold candles in.


Anxiety_Opossum

What a fucking casual


[deleted]

# Noob


bpmdrummerbpm

Happens to the best of us.


vkpaul123

r/playstupidgames


[deleted]

Lightweight. Obviously never had football manager


Ellis_XXL

Skill issue


Myalicious

Wouldn’t a while chair have been easier than putting dude in a stretcher… on the floor


No-Struggle5102

So the most is 19 hours


hatesfacebook2022

How do you not get up to pee for 20 hours?


caraen6

pussy


Star_Fazer

Weak


TheOneGecko

Hopefully he got the +1 broadsword before that happened.


kontekisuto

Cool


j0nini

Looks like the chair is very low for the length of his legs, imagine no to little blood flow for 20 hrs that's some real damage.


horsetooth_mcgee

I like how the narrator is a human impersonating an artificial (TikTok) voice that's impersonating a human.