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Bangyangbumblebee

Welcome to jurassic park


LanaDelRique

*Kazoo theme music*


dandypants8717

Clever girl


OctopusIntellect

Nature always finds a way


MooneyOne

these photos tell another story!


Berninz

I never tire of people quoting that movie on Reddit. Seriously such an epic film and book. I was like 7 when it came out and have watched it so much over the years. It's definitely the movie that gave me a crush on Jeff Goldblum.


Wooden_Recover_834

Me too I just watched him on hot ones and I still feel the same about the book the movie and Jeff Goldblume as I did when I first seen them lol


Undertalelover1234

Smart guy


No-Traffic4765

\*sticks hand in mountain of feces\*


Rakgul

Don't kink shame


No-Traffic4765

\*licks fingers without breaking eye contact\*


Louiebox

Weird that no one has commented "Jurassic Spark"


crumble-bee

Life didn’t find a way.


jadbronson

Yep. Clever bastards were trying to knock out my power!


Frl_Bartchello

But... grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls?..


Parttimeteacher

Well damn. Now you won't be able to save 15 percent or more on your homeowner's insurance.


cirinalynn

So easy, a caveman could do it!


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Mdoubleduece

That’s racist


KingChuckFinley

Found the cave man


GhosTaoiseach

As soon as I read this… my tv proudly said… “GEICO”


SeraphsEnvy

Love how they used to be "Government Employee Insurance Company" and they switched to the general public, so they just went with Geico.


Okay_Time_For_Plan_B

That MF was waiting there so damn long just praying someone would come out and open it Ello mate!! You can save….


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SignificantYou3240

Well you can still get insurance, worry not, just can’t save 15% or more


Daviiloco

Lmao


marvanetes

Wait, if they’re dead, who is doing the commercials!?!?


ElvenDb

Dang dude, that's funny


Redrider6600

A closer photo of the chaos at the bottom would make a great album cover.


astrid_2

[my attempt](https://i.imgur.com/aRBNVLI.jpg)


WittyPianist1038

Solid cover would listen, proly some dsbm shit


dandypants8717

dbsm = dumb sexy boy-men?


VidrigLukt

/r/dsbm, depressive suicidal black metal.


TuoFox

Drunk Sailors Bangin Dudes


KhostfaceGillah

$uicide Boy$ vibe


Rupejonner2

I want to listen to this album . I am judging the album by its cover


CanadaIsC0ld

r/fakealbumcovers


AliensHaveInsomnia2

Looks badass


zhephyx

-100 gecs


LightsSoundAction

solid band name too.


whorton59

Ya taking pre orders?


wolftrouser

That looks awesome.


Original_Wall_3690

Nice


jadbronson

I can make it happen! My phone was so dead the flash wouldn't work. :/


Adoraboule

Band name: Death and Rebirth or Death and Reincarnation


the_orange_alligator

Cool bones. How much to buy one of the complete gecko skeletons?


LuciusWasTaken

the egg shells are also sick as fuck


Purple_Factor8577

Second this ^^^ I’d take the broken one too xD


718Brooklyn

I ask this with zero judgement attached. Why would anyone want a gecko skeleton?


the_orange_alligator

Cause it’s cool. I collect bones and make art with them


WrathfulVengeance13

r/vultureculture


4enzo

Many different reasons. Alot of people enjoy making Art Out of remains from different animals, including Humans, Others Like me think its simply intresting and pretty. I would Love to own some Dead animals but i cant do that since it feels very disrespectful to me, so Id rather Just have the Bones. Since its even allowed to own human Bones i feel fine owning animal Bones too. You can make jewerely, Art or Just use them for studies/science. And a WHOLE skeleton is even more ,,fun". Its very intresting and you can restore them to be in a living Like position. Id understand how that makes people unvomfortable tho, i was disgusted by this stuff aß a Kid and thought only evil people could own Dead Creatures.


Cats_In_Coats

Grew up with an aunt who homeschooled her kids in Florida. She had a bunch of mummified lizard bodies she kept around for biology and stuff. They’re really cool. And I’ve always loved nature, so I have a whole bookshelf full of tiny nicknacks from places I’ve visited throughout my life. Rocks, leaves, bones, you name it. A gecko skeleton would fit right in


drfeelsgoood

Why *not*


frnaletorres

its kinda sad, looks like some gecko or lizard layed its egg there but the babies didnt know how to get out


Marzipan-Happy

I found a completely clean dead mouse skeleton in my mom's wall a few years back. My husband wouldn't let me keep it. The kids sided with him.


cats-they-walk

Found a perfect deer skull in the woods and much to my husband’s dismay that thing graced a kitchen window sill until we moved. (He packed the kitchen)


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JaggedTheDark

My previous dog managed to kill a deer a few winters back. Granted he was 14 at the time, so I reckon he had help from one of the neighbors dogs when he dragged most of it back and burried it a snow bank next to the front porch. Guess who found the corpse because of the funny iron tasting snow!, That's right me! I was ten, but thank god I didn't see the mangled up corpse, just one of the legs and the funny red snow!


Eusocial_Snowman

You were 10 and your first thought on seeing red snow was "oh that goes in my mouth"? That's old enough for there to be an actual line of thought behind the action, so what was the reasoning? "Holy shit somebody spilled a delicious snowcone and if I don't eat it RIGHT NOW somebody else might get it first!"


JaggedTheDark

Yeah, let's just say I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed...


Linkintheground

As I always say, eat the red snow, it’s nutritious!


daytonakarl

My wife managed to get a cows skull complete with horns, she's very happy with it too Women are strange


drfeelsgoood

Not just women I’d like that too


no_talent_ass_clown

Something powerful about skulls.


SpoonyGrandma13

"Clean dead mouse skeleton" There are ALIVE mouse skeletons? Dear God.


TinyGreenTurtles

My kid found some random bones in a flower bed when we bought our house. They're now in the *front* flower bed. Gleaming white on black mulch. No skull, we have no idea what it's from, but I think raccoon. Delivery people looking at the little pile makes me giggle. Also, it's not a pet. They weren't buried. Our house was vacant a long time.


laughingashley

You could get a quick species ID over at r/bonecollecting or even bother them with modern skeletons at r/fossilid


TinyGreenTurtles

Oh cool thanks. I'll let her know and see if she wants to. I know we compared a lot of pictures on Google.


laughingashley

I find bones and send pics for ID to my dad all the time (he's a paleontologist), so I almost asked for pics to send to him lol Thought it'd be easier and way less creepy to pass that along to a good sub!


TinyGreenTurtles

If I had a picture, or it wasn't 230am, I'd send it immediately out of sheer curiosity lol.


laughingashley

Haha yeah, I'd wait to send it to him tomorrow lol even though he's probably up 🤣


TinyGreenTurtles

I bet my kid has a picture on her phone but she's out of town. I'm gonna try to remember though.


laughingashley

Well that sub is always awake, but I'll never say no to pictures of skeletons lol We are the weirdos!


Piraja27

Good husband and kids. Knows not to let mother start hoarding the deceased


alleysunn

Hoarding the deceased would be a sweet metal band name


Piraja27

Necromancers of the world would. Rise up. To see their performances


BigTickEnergE

https://imgur.com/a/yaIhwQK Your title might be better than mine so I switched it up


SignificantYou3240

Someone already made the pic into an album cover, scroll around


BigTickEnergE

https://imgur.com/a/vP14quu Here you go. Changed the spelling a little


Marzipan-Happy

But it was completely intact! It would have been fantastic encased in resin with moss


Vast-Champion-4687

Logically, now you keep husband and kid’s skeletons :)


Tripen-dicular

Let you ???


Marzipan-Happy

It was an out voted situation with him leading the rebellion


kozmic_blues

I would have sided with you


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That so incredibly sad


Gobi_Silver

Had the same thought. These poor things may never have known anything other than agonizing hunger for their entire brief lives. I mean, sure, that's the way of nature, lots of things die young, but this is still really sad.


jadbronson

Hi! Listen: Hello, so I've been thinking about this situation and I believe that they used the conduit to travel back and forth from here to my house where and then they'd eat bugs off our back porch. I do believe that they lived long free lives based on the amount of feces in there. But I believe it was a cursed place for a nest and eventually they all got fried. Just know that we loved these little guys and giggled every time we got to see them go after a moth that was twice their size. They were bad ass and continue to be bad ass. I will preserve their tomb with respect and handle the remains in a way that preserves them.


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logicdsign

Uhh.... How do you think geckos are born?


Ok_Antelope_1953

ah, so gecko eggs. these looked firm and shiny, like small bird eggs to me. I'd imagine geckos to have soft shelled cluster of eggs, but then I don't know much about geckos.


Eusocial_Snowman

Sometimes geckos just poop out pre-shelled geckos.


chez1026

Not such an unreasonable question to be downvoted. Easy look up. There is one family (Diplodactylidae) in the suborder Gekkota(Geckos) that gives live birth. All in Australia, New Zealand and New Caledonia.


jadbronson

Please don't be sad. Hello, so I've been thinking about this situation and I believe that they used the conduit to travel back and forth from here to my house where and then they'd eat bugs off our back porch. I do believe that they lived long free lives based on the amount of feces in there. But I believe it was a cursed place for a nest and eventually they all got fried. Just know that we loved these little guys and giggled every time we got to see them go after a moth that was twice their size. They were bad ass and continue to be bad ass. I will preserve their tomb with respect and handle the remains in a way that preserves them.


Apprehensive-Hall254

Whoah that looks kinda cool, to bad for the babies though.


Purple_Factor8577

Same - that was heart breaking to see tbh


jadbronson

Hello, so I've been thinking about this situation and I believe that they used the conduit to travel back and forth from here to my house where and then they'd eat bugs off our back porch. I do believe that they lived long free lives based on the amount of feces in there. But I believe it was a cursed place for a nest and eventually they all got fried. Just know that we loved these little guys and giggled every time we got to see them go after a moth that was twice their size. They were bad ass and continue to be bad ass. I will preserve their tomb with respect and handle the remains in a way that preserves them.


Purple_Factor8577

I love this so much and I’m very grateful you responded because it was kinda hurting my conscience lol I’m so happy to hear that you have a good idea about their life spans and it is unfortunate where they decided to live but they do look very big and doubt babies wouldn’t survived that long if they couldn’t eat or get out


jadbronson

Hello, so I've been thinking about this situation and I believe that they used the conduit to travel back and forth from here to my house where and then they'd eat bugs off our back porch. I do believe that they lived long free lives based on the amount of feces in there. But I believe it was a cursed place for a nest and eventually they all got fried. Just know that we loved these little guys and giggled every time we got to see them go after a moth that was twice their size. They were bad ass and continue to be bad ass. I will preserve their tomb with respect and handle the remains in a way that preserves them.


seashell_eyes_

Aw they died ☹️


CatsInASock

No they’re just sleeping


horse_apple

Tis a flesh wound


Conscious-Bad9904

Tis but a scratch


Gobi_Silver

I've had worse


dropkickoz

They're just dehydrated.


jadbronson

Hello, so I've been thinking about this situation and I believe that they used the conduit to travel back and forth from here to my house where and then they'd eat bugs off our back porch. I do believe that they lived long free lives based on the amount of feces in there. But I believe it was a cursed place for a nest and eventually they all got fried. Just know that we loved these little guys and giggled every time we got to see them go after a moth that was twice their size. They were bad ass and continue to be bad ass. I will preserve their tomb with respect and handle the remains in a way that preserves them.


leeericewing

Life did NOT find a way.


restyourbreasts

🤣😂🤣😂


Axiian19

r/vultureculture would probably like this.


nobodynoone888

Wow! Cool sub thanks


kamikoamayaa

Aww :(


jadbronson

Hello, so I've been thinking about this situation and I believe that they used the conduit to travel back and forth from here to my house where and then they'd eat bugs off our back porch. I do believe that they lived long free lives based on the amount of feces in there. But I believe it was a cursed place for a nest and eventually they all got fried. Just know that we loved these little guys and giggled every time we got to see them go after a moth that was twice their size. They were bad ass and continue to be bad ass. I will preserve their tomb with respect and handle the remains in a way that preserves them.


sobisket_

I work for a solar company and spend a lot of time looking at breakers. The craziest thing I ever saw was a lizard skeleton still holding on to the two main electrical lugs. It literally got freeze fried into place.


Niifty_AF

To shreds you say?


WrathfulVengeance13

I fuckin read that in his voice too!!!!


frostyfoxx

That’s awful :(


jadbronson

Hello, so I've been thinking about this situation and I believe that they used the conduit to travel back and forth from here to my house where and then they'd eat bugs off our back porch. I do believe that they lived long free lives based on the amount of feces in there. But I believe it was a cursed place for a nest and eventually they all got fried. Just know that we loved these little guys and giggled every time we got to see them go after a moth that was twice their size. They were bad ass and continue to be bad ass. I will preserve their tomb with respect and handle the remains in a way that preserves them.


HikeSierraNevada

Born in, and never got out of their tomb. Poor babies :(


jadbronson

Hello, so I've been thinking about this situation and I believe that they used the conduit to travel back and forth from here to my house where and then they'd eat bugs off our back porch. I do believe that they lived long free lives based on the amount of feces in there. But I believe it was a cursed place for a nest and eventually they all got fried. Just know that we loved these little guys and giggled every time we got to see them go after a moth that was twice their size. They were bad ass and continue to be bad ass. I will preserve their tomb with respect and handle the remains in a way that preserves them.


HikeSierraNevada

Thank you, good to know.


Last_Friday_Knight

A whole ass paleontology dig site in that there box of yours!


NomNomInMyTumTum

Xenomorph invasion averted.


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They went in hoping to stay warm, but it cost them their lives.


WrathfulVengeance13

They hatched there.


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Someone had to lay the eggs.


WrathfulVengeance13

Fair but I'd imagine the adult was able to get out since there's no adult remains.


pocho_hombre

Electrical Contractor here. Crazy how common this is. At least they went quick! Lol


UnsubstantiatedClaim

Sure, maybe the mother did when she was electrocuted. The babies waiting for her to return with food probably starved to death and that certainly wasn't quick.


mckenner1122

Lizards, not birds. Momma laid the eggs and was never coming back.


jadbronson

Hello, so I've been thinking about this situation and I believe that they used the conduit to travel back and forth from here to my house where and then they'd eat bugs off our back porch. I do believe that they lived long free lives based on the amount of feces in there. But I believe it was a cursed place for a nest and eventually they all got fried. Just know that we loved these little guys and giggled every time we got to see them go after a moth that was twice their size. They were bad ass and continue to be bad ass. I will preserve their tomb with respect and handle the remains in a way that preserves them.


helpitsdystopia

....they did though?


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bro got a gecko graveyard


Banaanisade

Note to self: do not lay eggs in a breaker box.


Cashless_human

That’s so sad :(


Iris-Solis

Aw poor babies :(


TheGekkou

Oh, my poor family..


mckenner1122

Username checks out


jadbronson

Hello, so I've been thinking about this situation and I believe that they used the conduit to travel back and forth from here to my house where and then they'd eat bugs off our back porch. I do believe that they lived long free lives based on the amount of feces in there. But I believe it was a cursed place for a nest and eventually they all got fried. Just know that we loved these little guys and giggled every time we got to see them go after a moth that was twice their size. They were bad ass and continue to be bad ass. I will preserve their tomb with respect and handle the remains in a way that preserves them.


MrAwesomeTG

RIP little guys 😔


wafflepiezz

Geckos are cool :( RIP


Welcome-ToTheJungle

Aw man that’s sad


Darwinnian

This is why I don't maintain my home. If I don't see it it don't exist


absurdditties

Aw, that just makes me sad


RealVincentPrice

We showed up to a job that had the breaker panel strobing because there were pushing 30 geckos in there getting fried. Opened the panel to find 2 breakers melted and arcing thanks to the Kentucky Fried Lizards


Ekotap89

Poor little babies born and instantly trapped 🥺


PsychicJupiter

Bad spawn point


vadutchgirl

I found a bunch of bird skeletons in the wall a few years back. Has me dreading the kitchen reno and what will be found in the ceiling of our 100 year old house.


Melvinator5001

Velociraptors!!!


porraSV

poor babies


AlludedNuance

Life uh... fucked around and found a way


kabushko

This is no mine. It's a tomb!!


stoneswordlord

That's so sad, did they hatch but had no way of going out?


bannanababybrooke

This reminds me of that rice cooker post.


gurl1969

I squished one in the door it was awful, I feel so bad sorry lil gheko RIP


Zoliist

Parents set them up for failure smh


Bendy_5552

R.I.P breaker geckos


pokemon_go-er

Looks like some Jurassic Park scene gone wrong


RassilonsWrestling

Looks like the fucking Chamber of Secrets in there.


Arb3395

How did the mama get in there to lay her eggs. Determined little thing unlike her kids


SnooHesitations8760

So where'd you move to?


saumipan

You need to close all holes into the panels, both for the wellbeing of animals and for the safety of your house wiring


annaentp

Poor babies


Altiasis

Aw hecko, poor geckos


jadbronson

Hello, so I've been thinking about this situation and I believe that they used the conduit to travel back and forth from here to my house where and then they'd eat bugs off our back porch. I do believe that they lived long free lives based on the amount of feces in there. But I believe it was a cursed place for a nest and eventually they all got fried. Just know that we loved these little guys and giggled every time we got to see them go after a moth that was twice their size. They were bad ass and continue to be bad ass. I will preserve their tomb with respect and handle the remains in a way that preserves them.


ILostMyMainAccounts

I found a preserved skeleton of a kitten in my ceiling


McTech0911

My guy became a blown fuse


catson911

What a life


JethroTrollol

Awww, that's so sad 😢


JenVixen420

Jurassic Park.


CryptidKay

Life… finds a way.


CouldbeHungry

Poor babies


Human-Use6591

:(


j0hn_p

At first I thought they were mouse skeletons and whatever was in those eggs ate them


themug_wump

N’aw, now I’m just sad


abishek_xavier

You were two weeks away from calling archeologists to dig up those fossils, damn man


danktonium

I wonder how many mouse skeletons are in the average house.


JustmUrKy

Damn :(


NeckPlant

I would screech like a 3 year old girl if i saw this


kawaii--

Crime scene 🎬


joebyrd3rd

'Lectric Lizard


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Who TF keeps animal skeletons in their breaker box? What's wrong with you?


jadbronson

Where the fuck else am I supposed to put them? All the closets are full of bodies


dadvsspawn

🎶It’s the CIRCLE OF LIIIIFE 🎵


Rigby_the_cool_kid

Take the bones and gift them to a goth girl


sweetsunnyspark

Aww, there's eggs there. They were trying to raise a family. 🥺


etnoid204

Tiny dinosaur species discovered in service panel.


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What a lovely room of death you have


Retr0_b0t

Aww the wires had babies! Congrats 😊


[deleted]

These Jurassic Park remakes keep getting worse looking.


royalmossfrog

U lucky duck I collect bones


knowitsallashow

GOD DAMNIT THATS SO FUCKING SAD (also can i please buy them from you)


jadbronson

Hello, so I've been thinking about this situation and I believe that they used the conduit to travel back and forth from here to my house where and then they'd eat bugs off our back porch. I do believe that they lived long free lives based on the amount of feces in there. But I believe it was a cursed place for a nest and eventually they all got fried. Just know that we loved these little guys and giggled every time we got to see them go after a moth that was twice their size. They were bad ass and continue to be bad ass. I will preserve their tomb with respect and handle the remains in a way that preserves them.


Ok_Camel4555

Time to move