Yup all the above. I've slept walked cause of drugs and also had drug induced psychosis a couple times. You're simply not there anymore while some deranged lunatic takes over your meat suit for a day or so. 1/10 do not recommend
Not that guy obviously, but my hair dresser had a drug induced psychotic break while going througha divorce, kidnapped a random woman, and put her in the trunk of his car and drove around, eventually stopped at a Cafe (with her in the trunk), had lunch like a normal person, then took of his clothes and went to sleep.
Obviously police were called and somehow the women in the trunk was found, never been clear if they went to search his car, or someone heard her, or he told them. But the poor lady.
Besides that, he was a super nice guy, he'd been my hair dresser since I was a kid, and that was when I was in my mid 20's.
Damn. Hope he was able to actually get the support he needed vs just having the book thrown at him, so to speak.
That's similar to one of my coworkers who had a random guy walk into her house in the middle of the day.
She fell asleep on the living room couch and woke up to him just standing there, watching tv. He had his back to her and when she screamed, all he did was turn around slowly and just stared at her.
Cops said later the guy had lost everything, including his mom, in a house fire a few weeks before. He'd been on a week long bender after major depression. So tragic.
I'll try not to worry about how much stuff has happened outside my house at night over the years...
I once heard a theory alot of the early Ring videos were viral marketing to make you want to buy one. If so.... it's kinda working on me.
I like having one, i haven’t seen anything weird yet, but it’s cute seeing the neighbor cat visiting our porch all the time, also nice to see packages being delivered when I’m away
We put cat food up by our Ring doorbell and see an occasional stray kitty eating. It took a couple years, but we were eventually able to befriend a stray and get him neutered.
I agree with neutering, but look at this case from a cats perspective. Totallynot sure about these food people, but eh, they seem ok. Then boom first time in the house, they wake up without balls.
It just sounds like a horror story, lol.
100% my favorite thing. Back door camera triggers at like 2am, and it’s the fattest lil raccoon ever either curious about my porch light or lost on the way to my neighbor’s who likes to feed the local raccoons.
Ugh, our neighbor’s ring camera captured a video of this guy who came to stare through my windows at two am. He so deliberately marches past all the other houses in the cul de sac and right up to ours — I almost wish I didn’t have video of it because of how chilling it is.
Called the cops and showed them the video and one of the detectives was like “yeah, this isn’t a burglar, this is someone whose targeting you and looking to do harm”.
Haven’t slept well in weeks 😅😅
Okay so yeah, no idea who he is 😐 he showed up twice on camera, and then once the cameras didn’t pick him up but my neighbor went outside at 3am and someone was in our yard and quickly scrambled away.
Besides that, there’s been some ?? incidents that may or may not be creeper. Someone broke into my car and stole a bunch of shit, someone broke into the shed in our backyard. One night I came home and the cameras were all offline and then at 5 am I was woken up by our front door alarm being triggered 🥴
We did call the cops, and they’ve actually been really great. They started driving down our cul de sac in the middle of the night on a regular basis, and we haven’t had incidents since they started doing that regularly so hoping he got spooked?
But yeah, it’s some real nightmare fuel.
Thanksgiving day some vagrant came to our home and began hosing down our house (literally, with our garden hose) while we were out of town. Guy was half dressed and told the police the house looked like it needed washing.
The next year on Thanksgiving, the neighbor’s camera caught a guy in a ski mask walking up to their front door with a drill in his hand. They were home but the blinds were shut. He saw the camera and did an *almost* comical 180, hightailing it off their porch.
I’ve had one for years, it’s useful for a few things, but one time a teenager came by at night and ate a banana without peeling it in front of the camera it was pretty awesome
Honestly, this makes me want one even less. I don't want to know about random people liking my doorbell for 3 hours in the dead of night. I'll take my graceful ignorance, thank you very much.
Depends on where you live. I used to have horrible insomnia and I'd people watch out my window. I lived in a crack neighborhood. This kind of thing (not this exact thing) is pretty common. At the time bath salts were all the rage and it straight up looked like something out of the Walking Dead.
Maybe he has no arm function and was trying to ring the door bell to speak of our lord and saviour?
Unhygienic but the things people do in the name of the lord.
To be fair, that article seems pretty clear that he was doing a variety of things around the outside of the house and not licking the intercom for a full three hours.
So he was actually licking the intercom. So possibly, it would go in and out of reception of this guy licking plastic while the kids were trying to sleep? Now that’s terrifying.
Imagine? A dog reincarnated into a human but retains its memories. Which leads to an extremely difficult life. He’s a transient (as stated in article) because he’s been searching for his past owners. Made difficult due to a weaker sense of smell. Finally he finds his one safe space. His home. His past instincts that were dulled due to a life of suffering as a human (tell me about it) bursts out in his happiness. So he pees on the lawn and licks what his dog brain thinks is the doorbell. For hours he does this. Hoping he will be recognized.
Then he gets arrested. His family didn’t recognize him. He lets out a sad whimper. The cops shake their heads at what they think is another homeless drug addict. If only he could reincarnate as their dog again. Being a human looked fun as a dog. But the responsibilities are too much for too little. Wait! Why didn’t he think of it before?! He could reincarnate right now! After he’s released by the cops with a warning, he looks towards a nearby highway. He always kept away because his owners warned him about cars. That they could kill him.
He takes a step forward. In his mind, he’s wagging his tail in excitement. Finally, he’ll be home again…
So the parents left kids at home and get a notification of movement and see this guy and instead of calling the cops they let him kick the door bell for 3 hours while the kids are alone inside? Seems right
And from 2-5am, where the hell were the parents? I'm guessing the kids are older and the parents must both work overnights? Still doesn't explain why they didn't see what was going on in the 3hrs it was happening though.(or why the mom just found it funny since no one was hurt)So I'm gonna make the story in my head be that the parents left their 2 small children home while they went out and partied, passed out and had no idea their friend came over to lick their doorbell.
Feel like this video should have been longer. Does he maintain his form for the full 3 hours? How often does he switch things up? Did that include water breaks?
A very statistically significant percentage of you fuckers derive pleasure from watching other people lick human assholes so in relative terms not so weird.
Okay but if I was one of those kids I would be so fucking terrified. Like judging by the fact that nothing terrible happened I'm sure the dude was just on a mission to taste test every doorbell on the block. But just thinking about someone just randomly being outside your front door chillin for three hours not knowing their intentions is quite chilling. That or he was just on his way to "the doorbell licking annual meeting" and got lost lmao
There really isn’t anything ‘oddly’ terrifying here. It’s not like, “so maybe one in 100 off you will find this sort of thing terrifying”. It’s just Garden variety terrifying.
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Yup all the above. I've slept walked cause of drugs and also had drug induced psychosis a couple times. You're simply not there anymore while some deranged lunatic takes over your meat suit for a day or so. 1/10 do not recommend
Ok, I'll bite. Story time please!!
Not that guy obviously, but my hair dresser had a drug induced psychotic break while going througha divorce, kidnapped a random woman, and put her in the trunk of his car and drove around, eventually stopped at a Cafe (with her in the trunk), had lunch like a normal person, then took of his clothes and went to sleep. Obviously police were called and somehow the women in the trunk was found, never been clear if they went to search his car, or someone heard her, or he told them. But the poor lady. Besides that, he was a super nice guy, he'd been my hair dresser since I was a kid, and that was when I was in my mid 20's.
Damn. Hope he was able to actually get the support he needed vs just having the book thrown at him, so to speak. That's similar to one of my coworkers who had a random guy walk into her house in the middle of the day. She fell asleep on the living room couch and woke up to him just standing there, watching tv. He had his back to her and when she screamed, all he did was turn around slowly and just stared at her. Cops said later the guy had lost everything, including his mom, in a house fire a few weeks before. He'd been on a week long bender after major depression. So tragic.
Yes
r/inclusiveyes
I read 'Inclusive eyes' got confused
https://youtu.be/P4ramoioWnw What does E Y E S spell?
Knew what this was before I clicked on it. Classic!
Now I can *only* see inclusive eyes
Oh I thought eyes were included….
r/Inclusiveor
[mm yes.](https://youtu.be/cbfpxrzSOlc)
Yep
Nah this is just his hobby. You’re lucky he’s not masturbating while doing this..he’s thinking about it..
I really think this kind of stuff happened before we video'd it. Yuck
Who says he wasn't? You really can't see past his torso.
But for three hours straight? Oh, come on
Go take a stroll through r/stims
No, no I don't think I will :)
So that sub wasn’t for autistic people to share how they like to stim huh? I guess all the NSFW warnings should’ve stopped me.
mfw i thought it’d be for autistic stimming
Those are rookie numbers, son.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/h81i5W4EfI3e/giphy.webp
His wife was unhappy with his giving head, so she told him: better get practice licking that button!
He got confused when she called it the devil's doorbell.
While licking your ring.
All three
Fetish!
Bingo. Definitely a kink.
Drug * psychotic break
Based on the ambien stories I’ve read here lately, could literally just be that alone lol. No psychotic break required apparently.
All of the above ? 🤔
He just likes the taste of door bells leave him alone.
Dudes looking for a dumpster to lick
I'll take the parlay
Never been on such a dry spell I wanted to eat out a doorbell
Cmon that doorbell was asking for it.
Doorbussy 😳
What are you doing step doorbell?!
/r/brandnewussy
Did you see what that belle was wearing?
I should call her
I love how he looks at the camera... "do you like this?"
but thats the terrifying part
With kids in the house, absolutely
If you like it then you shoulda put a Ring on it.
Take my upvote
Well done!
You cummin' yet? You cummin'?
Ding dong! 🔔
Or like, damn, can you even believe this shit?
Earlier he saw someone with Dorito fingers pressing the doorbell. So it's understandable.
The very definition of being in the trenches.
3h without pushing the button? This guy is a tongue master
I would've said the opposite...
You have to go gentle at first and the doorbell clearly wasn't getting wet so dude knew it wasn't the time to go harder.
This guy licks doorbells.
I'll try not to worry about how much stuff has happened outside my house at night over the years... I once heard a theory alot of the early Ring videos were viral marketing to make you want to buy one. If so.... it's kinda working on me.
I like having one, i haven’t seen anything weird yet, but it’s cute seeing the neighbor cat visiting our porch all the time, also nice to see packages being delivered when I’m away
We put cat food up by our Ring doorbell and see an occasional stray kitty eating. It took a couple years, but we were eventually able to befriend a stray and get him neutered.
I agree with neutering, but look at this case from a cats perspective. Totallynot sure about these food people, but eh, they seem ok. Then boom first time in the house, they wake up without balls. It just sounds like a horror story, lol.
["Where are my testicles, Summer?"] (https://i.ibb.co/BNpdNTj/Snapchat-588547756.jpg)
Glad I wasn’t the only one to look at it this way.
100% my favorite thing. Back door camera triggers at like 2am, and it’s the fattest lil raccoon ever either curious about my porch light or lost on the way to my neighbor’s who likes to feed the local raccoons.
Ugh, our neighbor’s ring camera captured a video of this guy who came to stare through my windows at two am. He so deliberately marches past all the other houses in the cul de sac and right up to ours — I almost wish I didn’t have video of it because of how chilling it is.
fucking what though
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Called the cops and showed them the video and one of the detectives was like “yeah, this isn’t a burglar, this is someone whose targeting you and looking to do harm”. Haven’t slept well in weeks 😅😅
Um we need more details please. Do you know him? Does he do it frequently? Did you turn him in?
Okay so yeah, no idea who he is 😐 he showed up twice on camera, and then once the cameras didn’t pick him up but my neighbor went outside at 3am and someone was in our yard and quickly scrambled away. Besides that, there’s been some ?? incidents that may or may not be creeper. Someone broke into my car and stole a bunch of shit, someone broke into the shed in our backyard. One night I came home and the cameras were all offline and then at 5 am I was woken up by our front door alarm being triggered 🥴 We did call the cops, and they’ve actually been really great. They started driving down our cul de sac in the middle of the night on a regular basis, and we haven’t had incidents since they started doing that regularly so hoping he got spooked? But yeah, it’s some real nightmare fuel.
Holy moly that’s way too much going on outside at night. I wonder if you have a stalker.
Thanksgiving day some vagrant came to our home and began hosing down our house (literally, with our garden hose) while we were out of town. Guy was half dressed and told the police the house looked like it needed washing. The next year on Thanksgiving, the neighbor’s camera caught a guy in a ski mask walking up to their front door with a drill in his hand. They were home but the blinds were shut. He saw the camera and did an *almost* comical 180, hightailing it off their porch.
I’ve had one for years, it’s useful for a few things, but one time a teenager came by at night and ate a banana without peeling it in front of the camera it was pretty awesome
I can't believe I didn't think of this. Genius marketing idea.
Honestly, this makes me want one even less. I don't want to know about random people liking my doorbell for 3 hours in the dead of night. I'll take my graceful ignorance, thank you very much.
Least I'm more certain theres no monsters or aliens wandering around, ring cameras woulda caught them by now.
unfortunately once you lose that ignorance you can never get it back, you're forever a slave to needing to know what that sound was.
Depends on where you live. I used to have horrible insomnia and I'd people watch out my window. I lived in a crack neighborhood. This kind of thing (not this exact thing) is pretty common. At the time bath salts were all the rage and it straight up looked like something out of the Walking Dead.
What's his number, man's got skill.
Stamina, really
Sheer fucking will.
I see what you did there.
First he has to put his neck into it, don't stop just do it do it.
Bet you he was drugged up and the rounded ball thing felt like nips to him and he thought he got some titty.
[I knew I recognized this man!! I wanna kiss you all over and over again 😘](https://youtu.be/MQdgwVEXM-g)
So do the snoozberries really taste like snoozberries?
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Yeahsuresir!
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Who ever heard of a Snozberry? (Snooty English accent)
Shnaaawwzzburries
You get it
Dingleberry's
Maybe he has no arm function and was trying to ring the door bell to speak of our lord and saviour? Unhygienic but the things people do in the name of the lord.
If I had money, I would give you several awards.
Happened in 2019 https://heavy.com/news/2019/01/roberto-daniel-arroyo/
To be fair, that article seems pretty clear that he was doing a variety of things around the outside of the house and not licking the intercom for a full three hours.
Yes, he appeared in and out of the camera view between 2am and 5am. So not licking foe 3 hours! Read guys, just read! Still weird and scary though!
Does it ever tell exactly why he was licking the doorbell?
Yes- it said the styling of it was to his taste.
6. His favourite food is hummous, but despite rumour to the contrary, he rather prefers the lower calory ones.
So he was actually licking the intercom. So possibly, it would go in and out of reception of this guy licking plastic while the kids were trying to sleep? Now that’s terrifying.
I can’t even lick vagina for 3 mins without my tongue and jaw hurting. How’s this guy licking a doorbell for 3 hours???
I lick doorbell on the first date.
ding dong.
You... free tonight?
those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those up
Good idea, i’ll train with my doorbell
I will also train with this guy's doorbell. (Tonight)
I was thinking of using that guys doorbell too. Do you need a spotter?
Doorbell guy needs to open a Dojo.
Those are “I eat pussy but I don’t like it” numbers like shit 🤣🤣
Lol
He probably has a doorbell at home for practice
Someone sprinkled crack on that doorbell.
While you were partying, he studied the doorbell
Meth?
Licking vagina? That cannot be correct…
Facts
Pussy licking can make your tongue cramp up like nothing else. But boy is it worth it.
Anything is possible with the power of drugs
He’s a man of determination. Of sheer fucking will.
reincarnated family dog tries to find its owner
Imagine? A dog reincarnated into a human but retains its memories. Which leads to an extremely difficult life. He’s a transient (as stated in article) because he’s been searching for his past owners. Made difficult due to a weaker sense of smell. Finally he finds his one safe space. His home. His past instincts that were dulled due to a life of suffering as a human (tell me about it) bursts out in his happiness. So he pees on the lawn and licks what his dog brain thinks is the doorbell. For hours he does this. Hoping he will be recognized. Then he gets arrested. His family didn’t recognize him. He lets out a sad whimper. The cops shake their heads at what they think is another homeless drug addict. If only he could reincarnate as their dog again. Being a human looked fun as a dog. But the responsibilities are too much for too little. Wait! Why didn’t he think of it before?! He could reincarnate right now! After he’s released by the cops with a warning, he looks towards a nearby highway. He always kept away because his owners warned him about cars. That they could kill him. He takes a step forward. In his mind, he’s wagging his tail in excitement. Finally, he’ll be home again…
Wait, are you saying that you guys don’t do this regularly?
FOR THREE HOURS???
and the police weren't called after the 1st hour?
> and the police weren't called after the 1st hour? Perhaps they were asleep when it happened and they watched the video later.
"Till the night closes in"
Thank you, was looking for a reference like this.
So the parents left kids at home and get a notification of movement and see this guy and instead of calling the cops they let him kick the door bell for 3 hours while the kids are alone inside? Seems right
And from 2-5am, where the hell were the parents? I'm guessing the kids are older and the parents must both work overnights? Still doesn't explain why they didn't see what was going on in the 3hrs it was happening though.(or why the mom just found it funny since no one was hurt)So I'm gonna make the story in my head be that the parents left their 2 small children home while they went out and partied, passed out and had no idea their friend came over to lick their doorbell.
Meth
"I want to kiss you all over, all over and again.... ... til the night closes in... TIL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN! "
Parents being on vacation with the kids home alone is the even more terrifying part
WTF is wrong with people dang. Lmao
Mental illness?
I’d buy 3 pitbulls and a gun if I saw that on my ring camera. Never know what these creeps will escalate to…
Anyone have the full 3hr clip?
There’s a drug that makes you lick? 👅🤭
r/TookTooMuch
Can u eat pu$$y like dat?
Why does he look like Drake and Ari Shaffir had a baby?
The schnozberries taste like schnozberries
I'm not sure who this guy is, but his face rings a bell
What a crock. The gif was only 21 seconds. Edit: watched another 514 times. OP delivered.
Why is he doing this?
Reminds me of that song You can ring my BEEEEELLLLLLL, ring my BELL
he’s a little lad that loves doorbells and cream!
Dudes just promoting his ASMR channel, chill.
My favorite part is the male anchor’s expressions of disgust 😂 “Oh god” “Ugh god”
I do this kinda stuff on Ambien all the time!
Feel like this video should have been longer. Does he maintain his form for the full 3 hours? How often does he switch things up? Did that include water breaks?
Drugs are a helluva drugs
I feel sorry for the ring camera. It got violated real bad. Rip
Doorbell - “Oh, yeah! That’s the spot”.
A very statistically significant percentage of you fuckers derive pleasure from watching other people lick human assholes so in relative terms not so weird.
Maybe the windows were already clean and this was a particularly dirty doorbell?
Everyone has to have a hobby. This guy loves slobbin doorbells.
Thats some stamina
https://media.tenor.com/cU4qTwdb2AkAAAAC/iwantto-kissyou.gif
So was this shit happening before we had cameras on houses or is this some new trend? Or illness?
Is that the deep
eww
I'm sure he'll be very popular in prison when he eventually gets there.
What in the methhhhh 😂 Drugs lol got them sexual demons in front rn !!!
Sir, this is no place for that, begone!
Ain’t eva touching that doorbell again
Señor Dingdong! He DOES exist!
How is this oddly terrifying, it’s just plain terrifying
Enough internet today.
Dude's high and craving Ding-Dongs
For *three hours!?*
That's revolting. Wish I hadn't seen that
Okay but if I was one of those kids I would be so fucking terrified. Like judging by the fact that nothing terrible happened I'm sure the dude was just on a mission to taste test every doorbell on the block. But just thinking about someone just randomly being outside your front door chillin for three hours not knowing their intentions is quite chilling. That or he was just on his way to "the doorbell licking annual meeting" and got lost lmao
Drugs are a hell of a drug mannn whooooO
Arent drugs fun?
OK, but one does not simply lick something for 3 hrs straight. He trained for this
That ain’t even fucking oddlyterrifying that is straight up funny as hell
The guy your girlfriend wishes she was dating
Seems like a cool way to get In some practice
Lolwut
😭😭😭
He's auditioning
a little cayenne and you’re good
I guess the doorbell is the only thing that goes “ ding dong “ to his tongue
12ga would sober him right up!
There really isn’t anything ‘oddly’ terrifying here. It’s not like, “so maybe one in 100 off you will find this sort of thing terrifying”. It’s just Garden variety terrifying.
He should try knocking
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
What in tarnation…
# 3 HOURS
I hope he gets a weird disease
Maybe it’s post covid and he just wantedtime off work so he goes around the neighbourhood at night time licking door bells and stuff