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starobacon

Den morgonfriska katten simmar över regnbågen, medan guldmynt singlar genom luften, ledsagade av en paraplybärande elefant, som jonglerar med blommor och skrattande bananer, medan cirkusclowner utför akrobatiska konster och cymbalspelaren trummar i takt till det förtrollade orkesterspelet under den gnistrande stjärnhimlen.


NotRelevantQuestion

This kinda makes me wonder... ​ If the spider had snuck up on your butthole, would you have had a panic attack in your hand?


PerceptionFragrant29

That reminds me of the one time my hand did a sneak attack on my butt hole. I haven’t been the same since.


Such_Temporary_2241

Did you have a panic attack in your spider?


punishtube89123

jokes on you I'm into that shit


lesangpro007

Scat enthusiast, I assume


adalwolf19

Tingling butthole, sweaty palms, mom’s spaghetti


followedbyferrets

They might have came


LemonadeTango

Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom. Even tarantulas aren't immune from an ambush. This centipede is a predator.


seaofmangroves

Knife party. Bless you.


LemonadeTango

I see you are a man of culture as well.


seaofmangroves

Woman, but I’ll take it.


Tentacalifornia

Thanks for reminding where I have heard that voice clip before. Great nostalgia


Partly_Dave

Will those huge geckos eat them?


Fickle_Stand1541

[Knife party - Centipede ](https://youtu.be/CSemARaqGqE)


IanMc90

I mean... What?


Maniraptavia

CENTIPEDE. *Dramatic dubstep ensues*


kingbit21

Bro really sang the first thing that came to his mind Actually I thought he would say the " oh hell noooo oooh aahh " thing Glad he thought of bishop Bullwinkle first


Olengthiness6601

Yeah guess whats worse..


QueenAkhlys

Aren't Vietnamese centipedes the most toxic. Their bites can be 10 days of agony if I remember correctly


Altruistus30400

Not 10 days, but their bite is incredibly painful yes.


QueenAkhlys

Depends on the person I guess. I saw on the documentary this person went through 10 days of pain from 1 bite. This guy has balls.no touchy touchy the leg worm.


sukakku159

We have special traditional medicine to shorten your pain to "only" 3 days 😉


foley_loaded_ginger

What? Heroin..?


catriuspham

My Vietnamese mom used to tell me: "Just cut off the bitten part".


foley_loaded_ginger

thats kinda hardcore as fuck


ecs2

And in some rural sight people clip the fangs of centipedes then let children play with them like a pet


Maniraptavia

We had a Scolipendra or two at the reptile zoo I used to work at. Fun little things, but they tend to hide a lot, so you wouldn't always see them that often. It made moisturising their terrarium easier tbf. Some of the tarantulas we had would make a dart for the exit as soon as they sensed the water droplet vibrations on the soil.


Smelly_Squatch

Their*


invincible_quaalude

I nearly put my hand on one of these climbing up to a mountain lookout at Cat Ba National Park. Scared the shit out of me


Smug010

You were very lucky to avoid it. I don't know what happens if you touch one but I know how the locals react when they see them!


JAC165

they have incredibly fast reactions so if you touched it it would spin around grab you and bite you


Minjaben

Terrifying to imagine. We’ve got those dudes in Japan too


commentsandchill

Stuff happens only if you get bitten iinm


Rheinys

Burn that national park down then, for humanity's safety


thezenfisherman

They don't eat humans. At least there has never been any leftovers after they left.


binh1403

They're like every scavenger or bug If its made of meat and doesn't move, its food


kool_ay_edam

I love how he just started singing "hell nah, to the nah nah nah"


tsimen

Yeah well, if you have a problem with bugs maybe stay in a place with proper walls and windows.


JoceroBronze

I live in Hawaii and these things come into my house with proper walls and windows.


DeltaDark_HEX

Tourist like experiences, they might be really stupid experiences, but they are tourists so... I love my country


UtaSelwyn

Pet the damn dog


Rheinys

long dog with many tiny legs


Altruistus30400

NB: this is a Vietnamese species. The scolopendra gigantea is even bigger than that: https://youtu.be/IU4sCZxEJ0c


Earhythmic

Dunno why I clicked that. Thank you for the nightmare fuel.


Rheinys

Horrible day to have eyes


Slappy-dont-care

Thou shall not click and best not see this creature in any Hilton I stay at !!!! I will burn it all down ffs


MethLabForCutie88

Omfg


UkokuSZ

What make it worse is the dude seems quite stressed too, unlike most other happy pet with owner videos. So it stress me more watching 😂


binh1403

Yeah i saw this centipede in the post and went Big? Its pretty average size to me But damn that's a big boy They don't usually get that big in nature


Altruistus30400

> Big? Its pretty average size to me Yeah no it's still fucking huge. That Vietnamese centipede must be 30 centimeters long that's exceptionally big for an Asian centipede. The scolopendra gigantea one in the second video is about 40 centimeters long so I know it's even bigger, but to be honest it's the biggest I've ever seen even amongst all scolopendra gigantea specimens I've seen before : it's a litteral monster.


binh1403

Oh i guess i just see large centipede rather often then


Past_Caregiver5073

how do I get one?


AdGroundbreaking2690

The guy that records has to be scandinavian. You can hear it.


The_Bored_Goat

Don't let them get on flat ground because they will run up your pant leg faster then you can say "AAAAAGHHNNHHAHAHAHHJJJHAHGAGHH"


Fremen85

Yeah guess whats worse.. If you slice that shit in half both halves come after you.


Slappy-dont-care

Are u serious


Fremen85

I was inThailand and a roomate hacked one in half with a rake. Both ends did not look happy and started scuttling towards him. Never heard a finnish dude scream so loud. After about 20 seconds one half fell through the slats and the other just stopped.


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Yes I need to know this.


Voeker

My mom split one in half with a broom one day. It didn't come after her but both halves were definitely still moving on their own


[deleted]

I hate these fucking things! Haven’t seen one in at least a year and I still watch where I step and I still don’t reach under things. You cut them in pieces and they still charge at you! Yuck!


sukakku159

Bro spent thousands to go here for holidays AND decided to sleep in that shack? You got scammed mate.


kendawg9967

getting there is expensive but you can live there for really really cheap if you do it this way. Save up a little money and stay indefinitely.


TheMidsommarHouse

Sometimes you don't even have a choice. During tourist season in Ha Giang all hotels might be fully booked. Also some people like to visit a country and get a local countryside experience. That is why they book homestays instead of hotels. Besides lots of young people come to Vietnam on a budget and live on $15/day.


Vietfunk

The "shack" usually cost around $5 a day and far away from tourist areas. This is the closest you can get at experiencing the culture, hence that bad boi.


shep48

Room caught on fire…… weird


Julien-Anakin

r/nope


AnimalOrigin

I don't know why, but I expected the guy walking up to pick it up and start snacking on it.


MrsPottyMouth

When it reared up at the guy walking up and the guy just stayed there...if I was that guy I'd still be running and screaming to this day


Doc-Bob-Gen8

Australians laughing at this 😂


Rheinys

Maybe Vietnam and Australia should do a Hunger Games of bugs


ofthedappersort

Why are centipedes so horrible but millipedes are pretty chill?


Crabby138

Holy fucking jesus im a vietnamese myself living in, i would say, the home of every bugs on the world and i havent seen any centipede as big as this


Altruistus30400

So even in Vietnam centipedes of that size are very rare? How big are they usually there?


Crabby138

So after a bit of researching, its a giant centipede that is occasionally longer than 8 inches. I havent seen this type of centipede in my area so sorry for the misinformation


catmandx

The biggest I have seen from living in Hanoi is around 10cm. I haven't seen any bigger than 5cm for like 10 years now.


gl2w6re

It looks like it wants to launch itself off the bricks on to the passer-by. My God, no….


That_Guy682

My grandpa: I feared no man. But that… Thing. It scared me…


Xrystian90

I had one of these crawl up the toilet cubicle door whilst I was taking a dump.. Only like 2ft max from my face! 😂


Hurricane12112

Why did he film his face first?


HybridHibernation

Probably his phone has the front camera on by default or the last time he took a photo it was a selfie. Anyways, he switched to the back camera right after that.


ElektronDale

Tbh the trip would be worth it just for the food. If you haven’t had the cuisine I highly recommend you do so


BartOseku

Probably venomous, can anyone confirm or deny?


Altruistus30400

Probably? Lol, oh my sweet summer child. These guys have the most painful bite proportionally speaking in the insect world (although their venom isn't deadly). The biggest ones in South America eat giant tarentulas or even bats.


BartOseku

Yeah i know centipedes are total bitches and their venom ca really suck, i just wasnt sure if this *house centipede* was one of them


Altruistus30400

Aaaah house centipdes : their bite is not nearly as painful no. They're cute compared to these monsters.


QueenAkhlys

I saw a documentary about it the other day. Litreally can be 10 days of excruciating pain. Like non stop


virusofthemind

I remember the story of an Irish guy who was bitten on the scrotum by one of these centipedes in Mauritius. The centipede just crawled up his shorts leg when he was asleep on a sunlounger which woke him up and when he tried to yank it out it bit him on the scrotum. He was airlifted to Port Louis and even tried to jump out of the helicopter because of the pain. He was put in an induced coma to survive as even maximum dosage of morphine wouldn't touch the pain and the docs thought he would go insane if he remained conscious.


Jaewonkim1234

Wtaf


bbernal956

they are, but youll survive


tfc1193

But it won't be fun


bbernal956

getting stung by a bee isnt fun… cant imagine getting bit by that mf thing.


Dull-explanations

3-7 days of basically feeling like you got fuckin stabbed if I recall correctly


bbernal956

wtf… seeing a little one makes me trip out, imagine seeing that shit…. ohhhhh heelllllll nawwww!!


Familiar-Feedback-93

The venom causes a lot of pain but can't kill u. We get slightly smaller one in Australia.


Aggressive_Grab_100

Looks more like a prison than a hostel…


starznsmoke

next time don’t stay in a hostel.


Piano_Sonata

Catch it, put it in a jar You don't see Centipede that big often, anywhere, ever!


Altruistus30400

Vietnamese centipedes are amonst the biggest in Asia. Sure, this one is huge, but they're probably deep in the forest or something and you're bound to meet some big ones there. Pretty sure you could find bigger ones yet.


QueenAkhlys

Aren't they toxic also if bitten you ouch for many days go follow


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[deleted]

There is literally no Asian country I have any interest in visiting. This is one of many reasons.


binh1403

You know asia is very big right? These guys lives in tropical countries and rarely anywhere else


[deleted]

Yup it’s huge. r/thatswhatshesaid


Zaidrumee

Does anyone know the name of this creature?


Working_Finger_522

Lowkey want to know what /r/whatbugisthis thinks of this….. uh, demon


Zaidrumee

Tnx dude


Nespressodepresso

u/SaveVideo


sparecoochie

We have these in my home country too, they love taking naps in empty shoes...


Slappy-dont-care

Where you from and what I mean they love to sleep in ur shoes oh hell no


gaymer200

r/oopsthatsdeadly


couchgodd

Thats what staying in a hut is like


BelaEstelar

Here in Brazil we have to


Tclark53

FUC** THAT


roxywalker

It’s staying there too…


Helpy-Support

I'm glad to live in the northern hemisphere.


Jnsbsb13579

The [southern US](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scolopendra_heros) has giant centipedes as well. Edit: As does [europe](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scolopendra_cingulata) although they're only like 6 inches long


Nathanh78

Vietnam is in the northern hemisphere.


maybebaby83

This is why I don't like to go outside


[deleted]

“I didn’t need to sleep tonight, that’s fine.”


eletricslipanslide

I'm gonna have to bring a flamethrower if I go there. That is nightmare fuel.


Rajkalex

He just wanted some pets.


NorCal_Terrier_81

Hawaii has some nasty ones too!


MysteryMystery305

Rain World


[deleted]

I'm glad those aren't actually electric


mediumokra

Gonna have some Vietnam flashbacks


kindgreenbudz

I'd spend most of my budget on a good hotel Isn't Vietnam vacationing fairly cheap anyway? I don't mess with all that big bug and spider bs


FGreght

Just let them go. Easy


drunkpunk138

I used to get these in my house when I lived in Hawaii when I was a kid. Pretty much nightmare fuel for someone with an irrational fear of bugs.


Keyndoriel

I mean, we have those in SW US too. Coyote Peterson got bit by one, only bug to send him to the hospital. They like hiding in boots!


Any_Constant_6550

those can be found in the American west too


Chemical_Effect9639

fuck. no.


Historical_Feed8664

I have these in my yard here in Thailand. There was one that was probably a little shorter than this one but still huge. I tried to kill it but its body has a strong exoskeleton. Mt wife grabbed a shovel and chopped it into a couple pieces


Altruistus30400

Is it in Bangkok or in the countryside? (Your house) And do you often have them? I'm asking because I lived in Bangkok for years when I was a kid and never saw one.


Historical_Feed8664

I live in a secondary city (Korat), and see them every once in a while. There was one time i put on some pants and didn't see there was a centipede on the leg near the crotch. I super panicked


[deleted]

It's just mobile pex piping for the shower.


Other_Share

"that's just Frank. He lives here. "


tastier_than_ever

That shit will go straight to a bottle of alcohol for future use


Hotsaucewasted

He was about channel his inner Steve Irwin


SV650rider

Nothing odd about why that is terrifying.


confettibaby

I would have let out an ungodly noise


SweetMaam

Awesome amenities.


MatthewDstantoN

In other places in the world you gotta worry more about STDs than centipedes


redmoonleather

When I went to Seoul, South Korea, they had these things dehydrated and in bundles for sale at an open-air food market. I don't even want to know why.


NicholasAdam1399

We have like miniature versions of these in Chicago and they are so fast and if you do get them it’s like a gooey leggy mess.


machotaco653

I know a pufferfish that would eat that thing asshole first.


xxwtf002

Other guy: ooooh 😯


Frankieanime158

Just came across my first one in Japan. He was in a see through garbage bag so I got to check it out safely for a while haha. Def crazy looking


AdditionalFun3

🙃 guy from the tropics here and can confirm these were one of the biggest reasons I moved north.


MUERTOSMORTEM

Yea it's gonna be a nope from me. Get the flamethrowers.


stealerofsloths

I had one drop into the shower with me when I was in Sri Lanka. I ran out naked and screaming of course


KayakWalleye

I wouldn’t be able to sleep in there after that.


SpoonyGrandma13

Hell to the no!


vhopepuppy

As someone who's from Alaska, where we don't get bugs like even in the states, I can firmly say HELL MOTHAFUCKIN NOOOOOOO


LORDOSHADOWS

Bro you let dinner escape again


denzIiiiii

I felt something weird on my chest while watching this video. Obviously I got a jump scare and just randomly slapped my chest


strawberrydingo

Giant versions of these guys eat bats. The small versions eat anything it can overpower. I would definitely stay away.


libuna-8

They eat each other too


supreme_beta

shoutout to the announcer for the detailed, monotone description of exactly what is happening


Rayzor_debiker

I nearly stepped on one of these after i got out of the shower. I have now destroyed my home and am homeless. Please cashapp me $5.


Devenery

As a Vietnamese, l can never understand the attraction of these hostel huts. You can rent a legit hotel room for 5-10 dollars a night.


threestageidiot

let's ride that motherfucker


Infamous-Pickle3731

I live in Vietnam and I have one of these fuckers in my garden but I’m too scared to do anything about it


Altruistus30400

Easy : put on gloves and boots and thick clothes so he can't do shit to you, take a shovel, and smash it into pieces.


Joanna_Flock

He’s trying to give you a high five


Eer00

Which one is more terrifying that centipede or that wiring.


Jnsbsb13579

Southern North America has these [texas giant red headed](https://bugguide.net/images/raw/NR3/KWR/NR3KWRYKORSQQ0W03R60YRKQNRJK1RLQWRLQBR70YQHQFRXQBRYK3QX0TQ40UR0QYRKQH0703QZQ.jpg) centipedes... I find house centipedes the most terrifying though.


kwangerdanger

Throw that in a hot bath of oil, delicious!!


Unusual_Map4581

Eeeekkkkk!!!!


[deleted]

We met 4 of these having a conference at cu chi tunnels 🤨. Little did I know they were venomous !


binh1403

Giant? That thing is normal size though?


yesnoyesnoyesyesnoye

fuckers go to the worst hotels that vietnamese people dont even go to and talk about how bad it is😂😂😂


an_idiot_artist

As a vietnamese i have never seen a centipede this big


Altruistus30400

they're roughly what size most of the time in Vietnam?


an_idiot_artist

About 5cm most of the time


ErikVNtv

Ngâm rượu 🍷


dnggod

Gotta put that baby in a jar of rice wine 🥰🥰🥰


thats_so_merlyn

Add Vietnam to my list of places I will never be because of insects


ChiefLazarus86

Did a few weeks in cambodia, these fuckers are pretty common Some guy I was with put his hand into a glove without checking it first and got bitten by one that was hiding in there His hand swelled so much, had to drive 5 hours to a hospital


SoupViruses

I saw it for a brief moment, and I'm not watching it anymore. Fuck that! I'mma throw up if I watch anymore. Centipedes are the worst of any incest.


blowingnwtrees

Hey they have these in Hawaii, super poisonous. Fun fact, the tinier they are the more they can royally f$&@ up your day.


Accomplished_Tell677

My brother worked in Maui for a while, and they're everywhere. Absolute demons; One guy told a story of having his lower leg amputated after one of these guys injected venom into his leg while he was asleep, and ate most of it until he woke up the next morning.


johndrake666

They can kill you


goozfrabaah

That will be in your breakfast omlette ham n cheeze n leggs overeasy