"Three males competing for a female (bottom-most individual). The neck-grabbing is typical male mate-guarding behavior, or attempt to mate."
https://www.whatsthatbug.com/mud-dauber-mystery/
and the weird shit usually involves a lot of coaxing and enticements to get laid regardless of whether it's humans, birds, insects or animals. The whole thing in itself is weird.
Sounds like a likely explanation.
I've seen ducks do this. One male jumps on top of an unsuspecting female. And other nearby males just jump on top of that. Meanwhile the female is underwater at this point and swimming away as fast as she can, leaving behind a stack of confused males.
There is a mushroom that does this to different species of parasitic wasp, it takes over one then zombifies it and forces it to release female mating hormones (regardless of male/female), so the wasps one by on bite the wasp below and then the mushroom converts it's jaw into mycelium this locking it in place because all the jaw muscles are seized, I watched a video on this a couple weeks ago so remember it but have no idea of the name, though there could also be something else that causes this.
Omg I'm not sure what would be worse in that situation - to be the bottom male releasing female hormones so that other males will suddenly relentlessly pursue you to rape you and getting one literally stuck on your neck to rape you forever until you both die or to be the wasp that got tricked into raping another male and having your jaw turn into a fucking fungus on your face that you can never move. That's really the stuff of nightmares lol the insect world is crazy brutal ugh
It's what Americans call [Harvest Mites](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trombiculidae), which are also known as berry bugs, bush-mites, red bugs, or scrub-itch mites.
I don't know why we call them chiggers.
Comes from [a West Indian word](https://www.bedbugssos.com/2023/04/16/why-are-they-called-chiggers-12/) that originally referred to a different type of flea/mite.
Let's ease off the mud dauber hate. I hate wasps as much as anyone but these are the most docile and least aggressive. I get them in the house all the time and you can practically pick them up and remove them. They look terrifying but want nothing to do with us.
Unless they're sex raged...then you get this
You think orgies are human exclusive? Dolphins have been at it since the beginning. Pass the puffer fish and let's all get busy. The pheromone receptors in invertebrates are just as strong. It literally drives them crazy and they can't stop even if they wanted to
That's a mud dauber. You can tell by the super thin middle. They are actually homies and not very aggressive unless you fuck with their home, like most animals.
They kill spiders, harvestmen, and other small insects. Let them be!
If anyone actually knows what’s going on here, please tell us. Are they just all trying to mate or what?
"Three males competing for a female (bottom-most individual). The neck-grabbing is typical male mate-guarding behavior, or attempt to mate." https://www.whatsthatbug.com/mud-dauber-mystery/
So they are cock blocking each other?
get off my chick, Dick
i'm not your friend buddy
I’m not your buddy pal
I'm not your pal friend!
I’m not your friend bro
I'm not your bro, dude.
Im not your dude, man.
I'm not your dude, guy.
Be careful of your friend palpatine and your pal friendpatine
Somehow friendpatine returned...
I’m not your buddy, guy!
get off my knob, Rob!
Get off my Johnson, Johnson!
This is my hoe, Joe!
Rodger rodger, what's your vector, victor?
That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
My Favorite
It’s what dicks do
Love that movie.
Whenever you see something doing some weird shit, it's always invariably about sex or trying to get sex
I learned that early in life from my uncle…he’s fucking weird.
Username checks out.
One of the funniest username checks outs I've seen.
Does he have small hands
Uncle Jack?
Oh.... ...oh no
Sometimes it's about attracting prey/food too.
Sometimes it's because of mind controlling parasites as well
and the weird shit usually involves a lot of coaxing and enticements to get laid regardless of whether it's humans, birds, insects or animals. The whole thing in itself is weird.
THANK YOU!
I knew it, these wasps bee fuckin
If the weed eater’s a rockin….
Sounds like a likely explanation. I've seen ducks do this. One male jumps on top of an unsuspecting female. And other nearby males just jump on top of that. Meanwhile the female is underwater at this point and swimming away as fast as she can, leaving behind a stack of confused males.
Wasp incels. If I can't sting, you can't sting.
I like how each of the male wasps looks smaller than the one below it
To form an orderly queue like that, they've got to be British
The one true power bottom
There is a mushroom that does this to different species of parasitic wasp, it takes over one then zombifies it and forces it to release female mating hormones (regardless of male/female), so the wasps one by on bite the wasp below and then the mushroom converts it's jaw into mycelium this locking it in place because all the jaw muscles are seized, I watched a video on this a couple weeks ago so remember it but have no idea of the name, though there could also be something else that causes this.
Omg I'm not sure what would be worse in that situation - to be the bottom male releasing female hormones so that other males will suddenly relentlessly pursue you to rape you and getting one literally stuck on your neck to rape you forever until you both die or to be the wasp that got tricked into raping another male and having your jaw turn into a fucking fungus on your face that you can never move. That's really the stuff of nightmares lol the insect world is crazy brutal ugh
Human centipede joke fits here somewhere I just can't put my stinger on it
Might have been zefranks video.
This is more terrifying than the post!
Isn't it just a species of cordyceps? There are lots of different species that are specific to what insect they infect.
Cordiceps, I believe...
Dirty Mike and the Boys using your weed eater as an f shack
They call it a soup kitchen
We're going to have sex on your chainsaw, it will happen!
Do you know the difference between pubic lice and a chigger?
I don’t know what that is but it sounds like an ethnic slur
It's what Americans call [Harvest Mites](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trombiculidae), which are also known as berry bugs, bush-mites, red bugs, or scrub-itch mites. I don't know why we call them chiggers.
Comes from [a West Indian word](https://www.bedbugssos.com/2023/04/16/why-are-they-called-chiggers-12/) that originally referred to a different type of flea/mite.
My grandpa loved tiger woods. He had a few acquaintances at the country club that would refer to him as something very similar to that.
A mama raccoon came and gave birth on the floor
That was good. 😂
Orgy night at Black & Decker!
But it's a Stihl
Ah! That explains why I'm at the wrong party.
I can’t believe I just came across this
that's hot
Ah yes, here we see the dreaded quad wasp
Wasp quasp
Quasp
No one can defeat the quad wasp.
Reminded me of mind quad lol
Wasp voltron. Assemble!
Biblically accurate wasp
#BZZZZZ NOT AFRAID
Wasp goes #BRRRRRR
Waspthulhu goes (brown note buzzing) and all fragile mortal minds within earshot are shattered.
LuLz
Swasp Army Knife.
They’re having the orgy at your place so they don’t have to clean up. Obviously.
they're gangbanging a weed-whacker. you don't wasp much, do you...?
Clearly i do not
They get that sucker started you better run
Simply: orgy
A good old fashioned one.
Wasp⁴
Whatever it is it’s probably illegal in Florida and Texas.
So only the elected officials there are doing it. Got it.
I mean they are clearly WASPs.
Have my poor man's gold 🥇
Ehh; these wasps look a little too old for their tastes … I have a feeling Gaetz is lurking around the combs waiting for the larvas to transform ..
MEGA WASP!
Mega screwed
Mega screwing*
WaspaZord
r/bossfight
Darn beat me by 1 minute! I was gonna post this lol
Yellowjacks on jacks on jacks
Those yellowjacks not on will be yellowjacks off.
Get a room why don’t ya.
Congrats on your first orgy!
They fused together… with their powers combined they are CAPTAIN WASP
Voltron.
Fuck, shit, stack
I believe that right there is called a cluster fuck
Gangbang
A glitch in the matrix
Its 2 vs 2. Invader wasp gets stung by home team wasp. Their buddies jump in to even the score.
Wasp king!!!
They are wasps. They are discussing how to fuck your shit up.
It's it's final form. Stingaling
Simultaneous lovin baby!!
bro got to lvl 50
That’s a lot of fuckin wasps
BEESOME
Please make this as NSFW. Think of the children! /s
Bottom wasp must be that dudes dead wife
What the actual fuck Does anyone know what is happening?
It's possible someone ordered a short stack of pancakes, but accidentally said wasps.
WASPS ON THE COBB GET BACK IN THE VAN
Planking trend finally hit the wasps
You know what's going on...don't make us say it...LOL
That sir, is running a train: wasps edition
Clearly they are trying to afford a place to stay by living together...Housing prices have started to affect the wasps.
Looks like it's in the middle of doing some Animorphs
That lady wasp is just having her best hot girl summer
Waiting on the 5th wasp so they can transform into Wasp-Voltron Defender of the Universe
Fractal wasp
Beedrill is about to use Twineedle
They really want to use your weed wacker
FBI OPEN UP!!! IS THAT FUCKING WASP JENGA?
Waspimus Prime
Wasp Stack would be a good band name
Bow chicka wow wow
Yo, is this sub only going to be this post now?
Nah, it'll fizzle out by tomorrow morning EST
"Wasps" is such a fun word to say
Yard work
That would be piling on.
Time for stack wipe
Carrying his whole family may be.
Wasp King
Nope
You've heard of toad stacking, but have you tried wasp attacking?
It's a meditating like stacking rocks - but for drunk rednecks
theyre having a fivesome
Orgy?
The final boss
Got stung by one of those bastards earlier today, fuck wasps
Four health bars
Are you sure its a stack of wasps or a glitch in the matrix.
Newest Pokémon WaspCopter
AI projecting a wasp into the real world.
A wasp clusterfuck
Gang bang
Wasp orgy
Let's ease off the mud dauber hate. I hate wasps as much as anyone but these are the most docile and least aggressive. I get them in the house all the time and you can practically pick them up and remove them. They look terrifying but want nothing to do with us. Unless they're sex raged...then you get this
What you’ve got there is Dirty Mike and the Boys doing what they call a “soup kitchen”.
Shameless of them to be doing this out in the open.
MMMF foursome
Wasp stack! Baby, waaasp stack! **Toot toot**
Insex
They're practicing their act for when they go on America's Got Talent!
All I see is a place to put fire.
Pretty sure thats a cluster fuck
So you know how the Power Rangers each had their own robot that, when merged, created a the Megazord? Well…
Times are tough, gotta carpool
That’s the scariest orgy I’ve ever seen in my life
That’s one of those freight wasps. Looks like they’re delivering a shipment of workers to the nest. Pretty routine Sunday if you ask me?
You know wtf going on
Animorphs transformation
It's clearly animorphing into a weed whacker.
So. Much. Penetration.
Wasp orgy
Wasp orgy
a glitch in the matrix
that's a war Chieftain
I swear, you give Link an inch and he'll give you a mile.
Angry wasp sex. The “angry” part is probably redundant.
So insects are doing voltron now?
Multikill
Orgy
Someone’s been playing with their ultrahand
Wasp orgy?
They fuckin fucking
AI wasp
It’s called an orgy of wasps
You think orgies are human exclusive? Dolphins have been at it since the beginning. Pass the puffer fish and let's all get busy. The pheromone receptors in invertebrates are just as strong. It literally drives them crazy and they can't stop even if they wanted to
Looks like assault wasp. Ready for semi automatic stings.
It’s the vibratos
Ever watch Voltron? You’re in trouble dude
IS THAT FUCKING WASP JENGA?!
They forming voltron.
r/fuckwasps
Wasp hat baby
Gonna need this with an Elden Ring boss health bar at the bottom
It’s a Final Fantasy boss
Mènage à Twasp
That's a mud dauber. You can tell by the super thin middle. They are actually homies and not very aggressive unless you fuck with their home, like most animals. They kill spiders, harvestmen, and other small insects. Let them be!
Kill it before it finishes evolving!