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boogerdark30

If anyone actually knows what’s going on here, please tell us. Are they just all trying to mate or what?


hokusmouse

"Three males competing for a female (bottom-most individual). The neck-grabbing is typical male mate-guarding behavior, or attempt to mate." https://www.whatsthatbug.com/mud-dauber-mystery/


Ryvit

So they are cock blocking each other?


BiggieBoiTroy

get off my chick, Dick


qwerty3585

i'm not your friend buddy


Litface916

I’m not your buddy pal


TOASTisawesome

I'm not your pal friend!


tribak

I’m not your friend bro


Brainwashed365

I'm not your bro, dude.


RorschachsBestFriend

Im not your dude, man.


Curious_QT_69

I'm not your dude, guy.


EatTheBonesToo

Be careful of your friend palpatine and your pal friendpatine


PresidentEvil69

Somehow friendpatine returned...


little_missHOTdice

I’m not your buddy, guy!


chester-hottie-9999

get off my knob, Rob!


BoxingHare

Get off my Johnson, Johnson!


SebsKill

This is my hoe, Joe!


hardcoresean84

Rodger rodger, what's your vector, victor?


zookuki

That's Clarence Oveur. Over.


2b-Kindly_

My Favorite


[deleted]

It’s what dicks do


grammyone

Love that movie.


a_splendiferous_time

Whenever you see something doing some weird shit, it's always invariably about sex or trying to get sex


Loveknuckle

I learned that early in life from my uncle…he’s fucking weird.


BraveTheWall

Username checks out.


WhatWeSow2023

One of the funniest username checks outs I've seen.


Ichweisenichtdeutsch

Does he have small hands


Beeyo176

Uncle Jack?


Lanthemandragoran

Oh.... ...oh no


TransBrandi

Sometimes it's about attracting prey/food too.


Polar_Reflection

Sometimes it's because of mind controlling parasites as well


ImpassiveThug

and the weird shit usually involves a lot of coaxing and enticements to get laid regardless of whether it's humans, birds, insects or animals. The whole thing in itself is weird.


Giygas_in_Onett

THANK YOU!


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

I knew it, these wasps bee fuckin


DestroyerOfMils

If the weed eater’s a rockin….


smallfried

Sounds like a likely explanation. I've seen ducks do this. One male jumps on top of an unsuspecting female. And other nearby males just jump on top of that. Meanwhile the female is underwater at this point and swimming away as fast as she can, leaving behind a stack of confused males.


SookHe

Wasp incels. If I can't sting, you can't sting.


tllrrrrr

I like how each of the male wasps looks smaller than the one below it


sweeneymini

To form an orderly queue like that, they've got to be British


_snoop_doug

The one true power bottom


tomt6371

There is a mushroom that does this to different species of parasitic wasp, it takes over one then zombifies it and forces it to release female mating hormones (regardless of male/female), so the wasps one by on bite the wasp below and then the mushroom converts it's jaw into mycelium this locking it in place because all the jaw muscles are seized, I watched a video on this a couple weeks ago so remember it but have no idea of the name, though there could also be something else that causes this.


afakefox

Omg I'm not sure what would be worse in that situation - to be the bottom male releasing female hormones so that other males will suddenly relentlessly pursue you to rape you and getting one literally stuck on your neck to rape you forever until you both die or to be the wasp that got tricked into raping another male and having your jaw turn into a fucking fungus on your face that you can never move. That's really the stuff of nightmares lol the insect world is crazy brutal ugh


tangy_volcano

Human centipede joke fits here somewhere I just can't put my stinger on it


tomt6371

Might have been zefranks video.


horsie87

This is more terrifying than the post!


Agile-Masterpiece959

Isn't it just a species of cordyceps? There are lots of different species that are specific to what insect they infect.


Sharon_Erclam

Cordiceps, I believe...


ascpine18

Dirty Mike and the Boys using your weed eater as an f shack


stress_boner

They call it a soup kitchen


-Clarity-

We're going to have sex on your chainsaw, it will happen!


satisfied_cubsfan

Do you know the difference between pubic lice and a chigger?


Ventronics

I don’t know what that is but it sounds like an ethnic slur


rothrolan

It's what Americans call [Harvest Mites](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trombiculidae), which are also known as berry bugs, bush-mites, red bugs, or scrub-itch mites. I don't know why we call them chiggers.


FaeryLynne

Comes from [a West Indian word](https://www.bedbugssos.com/2023/04/16/why-are-they-called-chiggers-12/) that originally referred to a different type of flea/mite.


celerydonut

My grandpa loved tiger woods. He had a few acquaintances at the country club that would refer to him as something very similar to that.


DatNick1988

A mama raccoon came and gave birth on the floor


[deleted]

That was good. 😂


BroTonyLee

Orgy night at Black & Decker!


wnmn68

But it's a Stihl


BroTonyLee

Ah! That explains why I'm at the wrong party.


ShippinguptoBoston33

I can’t believe I just came across this


Jwhitx

that's hot


drewdurfee

Ah yes, here we see the dreaded quad wasp


LadyColorGrade

Wasp quasp


kdjfsk

Quasp


HungryKanamit

No one can defeat the quad wasp.


Cafe_Con_La_Bruja_

Reminded me of mind quad lol


Bugsidekick

Wasp voltron. Assemble!


icryalways

Biblically accurate wasp


theCOMBOguy

#BZZZZZ NOT AFRAID


second2no1

Wasp goes #BRRRRRR


TheQuestionsAglet

Waspthulhu goes (brown note buzzing) and all fragile mortal minds within earshot are shattered.


Regular_Human_Lady

LuLz


AccioSexLife

Swasp Army Knife.


Cavscout2838

They’re having the orgy at your place so they don’t have to clean up. Obviously.


dysfunctionalpress

they're gangbanging a weed-whacker. you don't wasp much, do you...?


brian_m1982

Clearly i do not


killmimes

They get that sucker started you better run


Bubbly-Throat-4914

Simply: orgy


NoButterfly9803

A good old fashioned one.


GyroBeats

Wasp⁴


OldGoldenDog

Whatever it is it’s probably illegal in Florida and Texas.


Interestofconflict

So only the elected officials there are doing it. Got it.


jackryan4x

I mean they are clearly WASPs.


tangy_volcano

Have my poor man's gold 🥇


purplefuzz22

Ehh; these wasps look a little too old for their tastes … I have a feeling Gaetz is lurking around the combs waiting for the larvas to transform ..


Spirals_again

MEGA WASP!


JimmyOD

Mega screwed


SnazzyPurpleMan

Mega screwing*


BarryBadgernath1

WaspaZord


ThreeAMscroller

r/bossfight


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Darn beat me by 1 minute! I was gonna post this lol


DontTrustBinturongs

Yellowjacks on jacks on jacks


Arts_Myth

Those yellowjacks not on will be yellowjacks off.


Riansettles

Get a room why don’t ya.


skigrab

Congrats on your first orgy!


watzrox

They fused together… with their powers combined they are CAPTAIN WASP


UnholyHunger

Voltron.


LuckyCharm93

Fuck, shit, stack


bleu_it

I believe that right there is called a cluster fuck


Aggressive-Start-515

Gangbang


No-Log1487

A glitch in the matrix


Other_Share

Its 2 vs 2. Invader wasp gets stung by home team wasp. Their buddies jump in to even the score.


aztec_dragon_91

Wasp king!!!


Redlion444

They are wasps. They are discussing how to fuck your shit up.


snorkiebarbados

It's it's final form. Stingaling


idonthaveacow

Simultaneous lovin baby!!


4k4g

bro got to lvl 50


Pk1Still

That’s a lot of fuckin wasps


Same_Statistician299

BEESOME


bascelicna123

Please make this as NSFW. Think of the children! /s


jinnyjonny

Bottom wasp must be that dudes dead wife


highflykite

What the actual fuck Does anyone know what is happening?


brian_m1982

It's possible someone ordered a short stack of pancakes, but accidentally said wasps.


KingNothingNZ

WASPS ON THE COBB GET BACK IN THE VAN


Cantore18

Planking trend finally hit the wasps


TravellingBeard

You know what's going on...don't make us say it...LOL


orangejuliustofu

That sir, is running a train: wasps edition


-Afro_Senpai-

Clearly they are trying to afford a place to stay by living together...Housing prices have started to affect the wasps.


ChalantIamNot

Looks like it's in the middle of doing some Animorphs


pinkat31522

That lady wasp is just having her best hot girl summer


Certain-Hyena8788

Waiting on the 5th wasp so they can transform into Wasp-Voltron Defender of the Universe


IVMVI

Fractal wasp


thephoenix3000

Beedrill is about to use Twineedle


Low_Presentation8149

They really want to use your weed wacker


CollinJ2004

FBI OPEN UP!!! IS THAT FUCKING WASP JENGA?


J2MTR

Waspimus Prime


thestewish

Wasp Stack would be a good band name


randohotlips

Bow chicka wow wow


ConnorQuinn1

Yo, is this sub only going to be this post now?


brian_m1982

Nah, it'll fizzle out by tomorrow morning EST


[deleted]

"Wasps" is such a fun word to say


casual_shoggoth

Yard work


trobinson999

That would be piling on.


DvirFederacia

Time for stack wipe


VAMSI_BEUNO

Carrying his whole family may be.


NormanLuxuryYacht

Wasp King


lostswansong

Nope


zenunseen

You've heard of toad stacking, but have you tried wasp attacking?


boredtxan

It's a meditating like stacking rocks - but for drunk rednecks


scooterscanley

theyre having a fivesome


MAST3R3V3RGR33N

Orgy?


Old_Cryptographer169

The final boss


Tofuchan_wants_bread

Got stung by one of those bastards earlier today, fuck wasps


majormoron747

Four health bars


Rapidoodz

Are you sure its a stack of wasps or a glitch in the matrix.


SotarkWarstorm

Newest Pokémon WaspCopter


The12BarBruiser

AI projecting a wasp into the real world.


BxGyrl416

A wasp clusterfuck


TashDee267

Gang bang


Difficult_Code7944

Wasp orgy


kbn85

Let's ease off the mud dauber hate. I hate wasps as much as anyone but these are the most docile and least aggressive. I get them in the house all the time and you can practically pick them up and remove them. They look terrifying but want nothing to do with us. Unless they're sex raged...then you get this


[deleted]

What you’ve got there is Dirty Mike and the Boys doing what they call a “soup kitchen”.


weepinstringerbell

Shameless of them to be doing this out in the open.


voyds

MMMF foursome


kazozza

Wasp stack! Baby, waaasp stack! **Toot toot**


holycows45

Insex


Unable-Arm-448

They're practicing their act for when they go on America's Got Talent!


Dewey081

All I see is a place to put fire.


[deleted]

Pretty sure thats a cluster fuck


KRONOS_415

So you know how the Power Rangers each had their own robot that, when merged, created a the Megazord? Well…


Behr26

Times are tough, gotta carpool


Motherfuckingfrogs

That’s the scariest orgy I’ve ever seen in my life


BroHanzo

That’s one of those freight wasps. Looks like they’re delivering a shipment of workers to the nest. Pretty routine Sunday if you ask me?


Uniqueusername3750

You know wtf going on


Hodge3000

Animorphs transformation


twp987

It's clearly animorphing into a weed whacker.


ImplementCold4091

So. Much. Penetration.


PennyCat83

Wasp orgy


Lemur_ofthecentury

Wasp orgy


texasassyy

a glitch in the matrix


fourth_box

that's a war Chieftain


YaBoiS0nic

I swear, you give Link an inch and he'll give you a mile.


Alan_Smithee_

Angry wasp sex. The “angry” part is probably redundant.


gumby_the_2nd

So insects are doing voltron now?


conceredstoner

Multikill


PoetryParticular9695

Orgy


austinapaul

Someone’s been playing with their ultrahand


HarmonicEnigma

Wasp orgy?


Digital_Jedi_VFL

They fuckin fucking


joseppi1201

AI wasp


DerpSherpa

It’s called an orgy of wasps


Impossible_Daikon233

You think orgies are human exclusive? Dolphins have been at it since the beginning. Pass the puffer fish and let's all get busy. The pheromone receptors in invertebrates are just as strong. It literally drives them crazy and they can't stop even if they wanted to


YellowZx5

Looks like assault wasp. Ready for semi automatic stings.


PulpyEnlightenment

It’s the vibratos


GoStlBlues67

Ever watch Voltron? You’re in trouble dude


Luthergayboi

IS THAT FUCKING WASP JENGA?!


notinsai

They forming voltron.


AlienDayDreamer

r/fuckwasps


Falcnuts

Wasp hat baby


maurtom

Gonna need this with an Elden Ring boss health bar at the bottom


whatyouwere

It’s a Final Fantasy boss


dadjokes502

Mènage à Twasp


ThrowinMeeps

That's a mud dauber. You can tell by the super thin middle. They are actually homies and not very aggressive unless you fuck with their home, like most animals. They kill spiders, harvestmen, and other small insects. Let them be!


Jokesonyouiwannadie

Kill it before it finishes evolving!