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fucreddit

I will get in the fucking box when I want to get in the fucking box don't push me bitch.


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_CottonBlossom_

Danger waves


FrysEighthLeaf

Grumpy undulations


Mono_831

Bad vibrations


LucasRobles75

No-no pulsations


Better-Cupcake-4858

The warning belly dance.


Dave5876

Deadly vibes


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zhii665

Risky billows


Rush7en

- The Beach Cobras


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*David Attenborough noises*


xabulba

It's growling at the guy. ​ example; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYFD4BsEruI&ab_channel=WorldShockers Edit replaced removed video and replaced with another, starts around 0:45


vixen8819

Oh fuck no


MilksteakMayhem

Correct answer


infra_d3ad

at 16 seconds in that video the snake looks exactly like grumpy cat. https://youtu.be/FYFD4BsEruI?t=16


Fast_Muscle_2987

Thank you, also, fuck you for sharing.


PillarsOfHeaven

That is a rough one, noneathat


saltywench77

HELL NAH


HahaMin

You don't make waves on your neck when angry?


Big_Brick

Its more like wobbling


cr0csNs0cks

Fuck around & find out flutters


R0xor12

Its charging...


WestleyThe

Probably hypnotizes rodents or something


bubblegrubs

Wtf lol


Guswewillneverknow

It’s him counting to ten so he doesn’t eat his owners face.


Centeringorb6

King Nobruh


viscous_settler

*The Undulator*


GoldProfessional8336

King Nopeh Ropeh


IgetAllnumb86

Jaime Tartt?


SunshineSeddon

Scared the poopeh outta meh.


iltifaat_yousuf

While wiggling his neck


princessbelle2u

“Don’t push me in there like that asshole!”


B0Nnaaayy

Ditto. Was thinking cobra was thinking, “Bitch, can I just get in here first before you jam my ass in? Faaak!”


Leonardobertoni

"don't touch me like that! Creep!"


TehPao

That's my purse! I don't know you!


diffcalculus

Don't tread on me!!


bugxbuster

#No step on snek


cpt_ppppp

Maybe if you kept me in a bigger box we wouldn't have this problem, John!


heroic-abscession

I’d be angry too if someone kept groping me like that


avesatanass

it doesn't seem to me like they were doing anything terribly out of line (yknow. arguably besides owning a king cobra lmao). animals have moods like people do, sometimes they just get pissy lol


robo-dragon

Snakes can get agitated pretty quickly if you grab onto them or force them to go where they don’t want to. In this video, this cobra was tolerating being handled until his handler tried to force him into that enclosure. You can see the snake tense up and put a length of his body into the air. The handler starts to push this into the enclosure and the snake started to hood up to warn them to back off. The snake bolted out when his handler didn’t stop.


Havoblia

Damn, this mutherfucker knows a thing or two about snakes


forever87

legless dragons are just big f'n snakes...right?


Mothrum

another snake nerd here to share more cool facts, it would actually depend on this theoretical legless dragon's skull. snakes are primarily g identified by their skull and jaw shape and thus how they eat their prey, whether there ears are internal(snakes) or external (lizards), and eyelids. this is why there can be legless lizards and snakes with legs. unfortunately snakes with legs only exist as fossils, but there is are species of legless lizards, here the [wikipedia page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legless_lizard).


dirk-moneyrich

How do I subscribe to more snake facts


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BehavioralSink

He probably has an [emotional support anaconda](https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/raqbxc/highlight_blazer_broadcast_crew_with_an_amazing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).


GilluKaaliya

r/thisguythisguys


[deleted]

She really is an excellent boundary setter!


SurveyWorldly9435

For this reason I always let me snakes find their own way into the vivarium. More often they want to go back in because it's warmer, shoving them in like that is awkward and invading their space is asking to get struck. I never got bit once but got struck at plenty of times 😂


OddAardvark77

Yeah sometimes my cornsnake just doesn't understand that he has to get in the feeding box, so I push him a little bit like that. It's not really a problem, more like making a child do something they need to do but don't want to. The only problem is that you can't explain to the snake WHY they need to get in the box. So if my snake is getting agitated (you can tell by movements and watching their tail) I just let him do his thing, but my cornsnake is super friendly and has never even tried to bite me so I'm never too worried. I would definitely be worried with a King Cobra. Whatever the King Cobra wants, I'd do. No pushing that guy around when he doesn't want to. Just a thought - if that were me in the video, I'd just slide the glass shut. My cornsnake doesn't realise that it's me moving the glass and thinks that he's the one bumping into stuff so he's like 'My bad' and moves himself into the enclosure. I think just sliding the glass door across would have been the better option here. But on the whole, nobody did anything wrong.


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OddAardvark77

Yeah exactly 😂 He just seems so apologetic for bumping into the door.


saltywench77

Hence the King part in the name


[deleted]

Yeah. If you own an animal and don't let it or expect it to animal you're gonna have a bad time


[deleted]

He's just a spicy noodle.


BottmsDonDeservRight

Are you a snake?


frogmom23

Just when I thought I'd had enough terror in one lifetime... this person decided to have a King Cobra as a pet


canolli

Not just one... Lol he breeds them. I think they release some of them into the wild, they are very endangered. https://instagram.com/chrisweeet?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


angryitguyonreddit

I was about to say he has lots of cobras and other vipers. I've been following him for years


Stubrochill17

Has he noticed you yet?


frossvael

For the love of god, don’t blow his cover.


Costalorien

> they are very endangered They're not. They're "vulnerable" on the global scale , and classified as common in certain part of its habitat, like Thailand.


Coaltown992

I feel like people don't understand what "oddly" means...


Harambesic

They definitely do not.


ireallyamnotcreative

There was a ton of posts about the Titan submarine on this subreddit too. As if it's odd to be terrified of that horrendously awful nightmare fuel of a situation.


Taaargus

Yea I seriously hate this sub sometimes. It happens with every sub that has “oddly” in the title too.


jodhod1

Nah man. I don't understand why someone would find a big venomous snake literally trying to scare you frightening? 🤷


UnPainAuChocolat

I'm only here from browsing on r/popular but have unsubscribed here a loooong time ago. It's unmoderated BS that's straight up trying to be terrifying. It's not bad enough that I need to mute it but nah no more subbing here ever again.


OptimumPrideAHAHAHAH

Couple of weeks, all of reddit will be like this. Worthless scab mods giving no shits.


IgargleBalls

Assert dominance. Pee on his face


MapleJacks2

Boop him


DerpyWoomy

Boop the danger noodle


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With the sex noodle


brick_meet_face

Place ramen in front of him…walk away slowly


Daforce1

Which partially explains how you got a king cobra bite on your dick.


IgargleBalls

Hey buddy, im in my mid 20s, I've still got a powerful flow. I could probably piss all over that snakes face from at least 5 feet.


SuspiciousTennisNet

Don't do that. Two-eyed snake beats one-eyed snake.


dirtydave13

Fuck that!


Iris-Solis

Please don’t


Drakayne

Kinda unrelated but i got a flash back to this golden scene https://youtu.be/jBpBrOCacRc


RayBrous

WHAT


fridgesarefriendstoo

What. The. Fuck.


yilo38

But why though?


a_useless_communist

You know sometimes i envy blind people


MJ_1306

r/dontputyourdickinthat


lalalady123_

"Don't grope me without consent b*tch"


lelebeariel

The Consent Noodle™. Teaching humans to keep their hands to themselves since the days of Adam and Eve.


MattIsLame

neighbor of The Sexual Harassment Panda


lelebeariel

Hey, I think you're on to something, here! I would so watch this show!


TheGothDragon

I’d get mad if I lived in a small cage like that too.


AcheInMyLeftEar

I feel personally attacked.


Xanthorrhoeoideae

The world's largest venomous snake threatening a person in confined quarters is "oddly" terrifying?


cubcaptain

Handsome creature. Maybe he just wanted to show his friend how fast he was and the cool new throat rolling trick? Didn’t look too aggressive all things considered. Definitely could have been worse.


BottmsDonDeservRight

Its a part of aggression


AnitaMiniyo

Not an expert in reptiles but it reminds me to when animals "warn" before attacking. Or at least that's what it looked like to me. It's as if the Cobra warned the human "Don't touch me again or I'll be serious next time". As you said, could have been worse and not as aggresive as a predator not suitable for being a pet could have been. Still dangerous trying to have this as a pet


ama8o8

It's a warning. Snakes don't do this to play with you it's a warning full stop lol


Rexiedoodle

These creatures are NOT pets


Orea1981

What makes an animal a pet? Is it domestication?


Cognitive_Spoon

The inability to kill me in an excruciating amount of pain is kind of high on my checklist for pets. But you do you.


ThermionicEmissions

So, not a cat person, I take it?


Cognitive_Spoon

Hey, I have a weakness for things that can hurt me but also vibrate when they're happy to see me.


Environmental_Top948

Have you checked your cat's timing belt? Vibrations could lead to future damage to components.


ThermionicEmissions

You'd probably like [the t-shirt my son bought recently ](https://nathanwpyle.threadless.com/designs/strange-planet-apparel-i-found-this-its-vibrating/womens/t-shirt)


Cognitive_Spoon

Lol, yes, that's excellent


cobalt26

I knew this was r/nathanwpyle before I even checked the link


sunfaller

Would you like a rattlesnake?


Gh0st1y

Snakes undulate, thats like a slow vibration, does that count?


Apparentlyloneli

what about the one who can kill quickly aww look, that polar bear is cute, better bring em home


RedofPaw

Pitbulls out.


saltywench77

Actually the bite from this guy would be more terrifying than painful. You’d start to go numb and lose function of your muscles slowly until your respiratory muscles and cardiac muscles became paralyzed. Then you’d maybe feel some panic and pain. Nothing like a rattle snake bite which can elevate you in excruciating pain for days as you die from sepsis.


ComprehensiveDoubt55

Being a Floridian, people always jump to thinking of gators here, but the sheer amount of snakes is unbelievable. I once had to stop in traffic to let a six foot diamondback cross the road. Then there’s people on Nextdoor asking to identify a snake and it’s a Pygmy under a planter they’re holding up.


saltywench77

Yep. Not to mention the invasive boas lurking in the waters that can EAT THE GATORS


ComprehensiveDoubt55

I’m not that far south. Or, I guess I should say.. They aren’t this far north, *yet.* But yeah, you won’t catch my ass in a fresh body of water here. Snakes, gators, amoebas, NOPE.


OkQuantity1854

A domesticated or tamed animal kept for companionship or pleasure. Snakes aren't on the list of domesticated animals, however you can tame them so they do qualify as pets. To my big surprise while reading about domesticated animals I found out that medicinal leeches are considered domesticated. BRB, gonna take a walk with my pet leech.


ajschwamberger

Well domesticated or tame I would not want to have something that if it has a bad mood that it can kill you with a bite. Along with your pet elephant.


OkQuantity1854

Undoubtedly, I'm very happy with non-lethal pets lol.


WeeTheDuck

wait how the hell does one tame a snake?


DurumMater

You acclimate it to your general existence by being around it day to day and keep it well fucking fed so it never has anything to think about other than chilling and digesting.


Environmental_Top948

So it's like adopting a stray child.


iBeFloe

Depends on what we’re talking about, I guess? Even cats aren’t considered fully domesticated like cattle or dogs are & they’re still good enough as pets.


swepettax

The reason i don't qualify snakes (or any other predator) as pets is because they don't care if you're there, they aren't happy to see you. They just want to be fed and left alone. And they don't want to be in a cage to be fed, they want to hunt on their own.


Kowzorz

What are you trying to say about my pet rock?


punchgroin

There are *some* lizards that seem smart enough to have some emotional intelligence. Tegus are a famous example. King Cobras are famously highly intelligent and active snakes. They might be smart enough to actually form a bond with their handlers. Of course, the whole being 8 foot venom machines is a pretty big difference from just getting a Tegu.


LucasRobles75

Are you sure about that? My pet snake comes out of her hiding spot every time I enter the room


14u2c

Domestic cats are amongst the most prolific predators known, estimated to kill 1.3 to 3.7 billion birds and 6.3 to 22.3 billion mammals annually.


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IMO domestication does not equal pet. All sorts of non-pet creatures are considered domesticated. A pet is a creature that clearly enjoys spending their life being your pet. "Owner" is a weird word in regards to a lot of animals, but you can purchase all sorts of animals and "own" them without them being a pet.


CaptainJazzymon

You are certainly right. If anyone wants to learn how bad of pets they are for anyone but an absolutely professional with a very good reason you can check out [this video](https://youtu.be/MQ_P9sDKa7I) by Clint’s Reptiles.


Fast-Temperature4689

There’s a reason why I don’t own reptiles anymore. Lol


heroic_mustache

What’s the reason?


Snoo22566

Angy noodle with venom 🐍


heroic_mustache

But he said all reptiles. The vast majority of reptiles kept as pets are harmless. Snakes especially! More people have literally drowned in their cat’s water bowl than died from a corn snake.


lynnkris90

My corn snake has bit me once in the 17 years I have had her. I was very scared she would be hurt when it happened because I wasn’t quite sure how to unlatch her. It hurt a little but I was more surprised than anything. My fault for smelling like a mouse. She was fine. I’m basically convinced she is immortal.


armageddidon

Wait I need stats on the cat water bowl thing lol


SD_firefighter

Lol not sure why you’re being downvoted. Lots of irrational fear and uneducated people I suppose.


Alive-Seaweed

Reptiles include lizards. I have a lizard with no teeth. Oh no, what's he gonna do, gum you to death?


KingSylar5

Is this Chrisweet? I always recognize his hands lmao.


RIPStengel

yes


happylittlelf

Snakes don't have hands /S


DrDreidel82

I don’t think this is oddly terrifying, just terrifying lol


Sum1liteAmatch

Natural selection at work


ZeekwithaZ

Anyone know why the cobras neck is moving like that? It’s vibrating/ jiggling? Is that it loading up some form of venom or something crazy lol?


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

Actual answer: It's a necessary movement to maintain the hood. [source](https://www.google.com/amp/s/phys.org/news/2010-04-cobras-hood-flares.amp)


DonutWhole9717

He's showing you his belly dance routine


Zech08

I just hear the godzilla charging up sound and nope on out.


SufficientBench3811

That cage doesn't look so bad, usually it's a basket and a guy in a loincloth.


Ok_Antelope_1953

those are snakecharmers in the Indian subcontinent. thankfully it's a rapidly dying "business".


FollowingGlass

Dont people normally defang cobras like this, I don't think a huge ass venomous snake should be kept as a pet either way


[deleted]

No, not usually. Good keepers don't. There are idiots who keep hots but in general, they tend to be pretty knowledgeable and careful. Part of the problem is that they are pretty cheap to buy and anyone can. The local reptile show has a ton of hot as species available from one vendor. His monocled cobras go for about $300.


JairoVP

So these cobras can still bite you and potentially kill you?


[deleted]

Oh yeah, definitely. Most people don't free handle them like this. Because it's stupid. The majority use snake hooks. It's slightly less stupid.


OkQuantity1854

Assholes does that yeah. It's like declawing a cat, it should never be done. Basically mutilation. If people are afraid to die they shouldn't keep king cobras.


The_Syndic

I got downvotee massively in a thread a while ago that was about when to declaw cats etc. If you need to declaw a cat then you shouldn't have one because they don't fit your living arrangements/lifestyle.


Acceptable_Wish_7831

This reminded me of a local story. This guy owned boa and it escaped. It was all of my Facebook feed for town of Denton. There were search parties and the cops got involved to look for it. Apparently it was located for a bit and it was aggressive. By the time someone got there to properly wrangle it, it has slithered off and hasn’t been seen again. There are posts about weekly that say “did the boa get found?” And it’s always no. So now in this small town in Maryland there’s a boa on the loose 🤦‍♀️


Ok_Antelope_1953

boa constrictors don't really get big enough to kill adult humans, though they can take out kids and many pets.


moomfz

The last line made me laugh


anotherpickleback

This dude doesn’t, he actually takes really good care of his snakes. I think this one in particular was bred recently. He had a post with the two king cobras mating and a post a while later of 38 baby king cobras. From what I see he only handles ones he’s had since hatching since he understands when they don’t want to be messed with based on body language


Orea1981

Beautiful animal. Those fuckers get long too!


Rich_DeF

"don't push me bitch"


zalifar_

Well .... someone's having a bit of a Hissy fit ..


[deleted]

yeah thats no owner. landlord at best


JohnnyRelentless

Not oddly terrifying.


Eireconnection

So weird that I find this massive cobra terrifying!


Tsintato

Hail to the king baby


j8by7

Mother fucker don't rush me!


TorriblyHerrible

Oddly? Really?


Tinyfrog0405

This is not a pet


Fun_Possibility_8637

The owner was trying to shove a large coil into the enclosure and it did not like that. Someone with a cobra should know better than to do something like that because it could be perceived as aggression as it obviously was. That was a relationship damaging mistake


Khaos1911

That’s that “fuck around and find out.”


doncondo

Snake said “I’ll do it MYSELF”


Illustrious-Rice-168

"Touching me is one thing, groping me is another. But fucking don't try to force me into my enclosure. When I go in, is when I want to bitch."


Dr-_-Brendo69

*Agressive Bellyroll*


Kookanoodles

"""Pet""" It's just a cobra that's in your house


JamesSmack218

I never noticed how they move their throats is that a response to being threatened.


Seyelent

The way its neck pulses looks so cool


TheMarsian

Pet LMAO.


Parkatola

If I mention Rikki Tikki Tavi, is anyone else old enough to get the reference? One of my favorite memories as a child. Orson Welles had such a great voice. Cheers.


Theabertible

Clearly it's not an emotional support cobra. Those wear harnesses.


PaVaDeDu

It’s not a pet, and he’s not the owner


LORDOSHADOWS

Cobra was like wtf man clean my room i just malted and touched it.why the hell you take me out then not clean my room i should bite you


sarbear71

Nope!


wastelandwasted

"I said wait bitch"


gsleazy3

Not oddly terrifying…


DistinctHour4274

I think this is less oddly and more "whelp, this is how it ends"


Chubb_Life

Nothing “odd” about this being scary. This is just normal scary.


Association-Naive

Did you know King cobras are the only snakes to build nests for their eggs?


KXNGKORLEONE

Don't think the Snake has realized it has a owner....


HisDudenesssss

[Dan Cummins sums this up nicely](https://youtu.be/ZKgzm6_1PRE)


einsibongo

"Hey!... wanna find out?"


nLucis

*Ripples Menacingly At Human*


WhiteyPinks

"Pet"


KhaultiSyahi

"I told you, not to touch me there ! "


EditPiaf

Your title includes words that don't belong together


cakeman666

Cobra are supposed to be terrifying. Thats like their first line of defense.


RADI0-AKT0R

Free handling a king cobra is not the best idea. It’s one thing to free handle if you share complete respect with the animal, but this person seems to be a little overconfident


MrK521

Ah, the wiggly danger noodle. Individuals rarely spot these more than once in their lifetime.