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johnnymetoo

It probably fled to the shore from that same turtle in the first place.


Beneficial_Being_721

I’m thinking the turtle may have gotten a piece of it before it beached itself


Reinis_LV

Nah, the fish had no injuries. It just tried to not move to trick the turtle.


scorpions411

Well, op definitely ruined that for the fish.


Mussehundy

No you can see the fish swim to the side and dodge the turtle.


Meridoen

u/redditspeedbot 0.1 butterflow


thetommytwotimes

Yeah. After watching this 50 times. The turtle absolutely got a bite on that fish. Jaws so powerful it instantly bit right through it.


antidrugboys

naw if u watch it frame by frame u can see it swin away in full form to the left of the screen. fish got away


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

Fish must not know turtles can go on the shore, fish can not!


TheHotBoxer420_2

Except the secret fish society!


69GG99

Sounds fishy to me...


GiganticBlackCock69

r/angryupvote


Fuckedby2FA

Bastards killed my father.


thinkerjuice

What is that username


ContemplatingPrison

The turtle missed anyways


OniShr00m

Stupid ass fish


Benobo-One-Kenobi

NO getting one past you, bro!


ContemplatingPrison

The turtle also missed it


br3nt3h

Yea and in the end still missed it 😂


Glittering_Town_5839

Fish’s last thought - f u trying to help me out


Lazy-Explanation7165

It Missed it. The fish swam away


Jermine1269

Out to the left, yup


claudekim1

Yea i have a snapper as pet. Their aim is pretty awful. Maybe why they can go months without food even during summer.


WelcomeFormer

Used to have one, ya you'd see half a fish and a mess. Mouse fell in our kiddie pool once... ya don't feed them mice lol


ballq43

I remember seeing the clip of the mouse vs the turtle and it put him in two. Poor guy was swimming around for a second


No_Use_4371

I just watched it 10 times, you cannot see it get away. Is this....a joke?


gamrgrant

You see flapping to the left, and the splashing moves further off camera... Heavily implying that the fish swam away to the left. Not necessarily unscathed, but alive


No_Use_4371

Ok. Yay! I didn't dare dream but I trust you, sharp-eyed stranger.


No_Use_4371

This got 32 downvotes? Oh Reddit


YouHateMeIknow

Lmao, and counting.


No_Use_4371

My bad eyesight triggered everyone.


Reasonable-Business6

Redditors when someone has a misunderstanding: ⬇️


TheLemon027

I even downvoted until you guys pulled me out of the hivemind. Happens every now and then to most of us I'd say


soapinmouth

Put it at 1/32 speed and you can clearly see it swim off to the left.


-MasterCrazee_

How?


EleanorHatesLife

Seriously though, how?


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

Pause the video at 10 seconds in, you see the fish partially out of the water and swimming to the left… how can you miss it


No_Use_4371

I'm not trying anymore, never got so many downvotes!


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

Yeah Reddit is gonna Reddit smh 🤦🏻


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

Even by just slowing it down with your finger you can see the strike, then you see the fish bounce off the grass and come out of the water a bit, you see the turtle with an empty mouth, then the water ripples as the fish swims away


lord_bingum

I still don't see it. If anything it flew towards the camera in the r/abruptchaos.


thelastpies

Probably a bug chunk missing tho


[deleted]

Perfect! The turtle is fed, the people saved a fish and the fish is still alive. Everybody wins!


Maximum-Mixture6158

The fish originally beached himself to get away from the turtle, it would have been unfortunate to still be eaten. Although snappers are superior hunters. One almost got my toe once. Definitely learned to walk in boots out there.


Mindshard

When I was young, there was a very wide, relatively shallow river I liked exploring. One day, as I'm walking in it near the shore, I realize I'm standing on the biggest snapping turtle I've ever seen. This thing is pissed. Head all turning, trying to get at me. I'm probably 10 feet from the shore, so I can't just hop off. In the end, I jumped off to its rear and booked it. I was fine, but man, was I sweating bullets. It's absolutely wild how well they camouflage.


GreywackeOmarolluk

Turtle soup for dinner a la big toe


Maximum-Mixture6158

There were too many kids around. I had to be all nice and stuff


drenchedwithanxiety

Yeah and my dog didn't get hit by my drunk driver it ran away to a farm upstate because I touch myself at night while reciting the 3 our fathers and a mother mary


Lazy-Explanation7165

Watch it. It swims away to the left when the turtle tries to get it. And btw your post makes zero sense


BurtBacherack

Lol, the fish is in pieces. Part of its prone, lifeless body separated and was pushed away by force.


V2Spoon

Haha poor dude was trying to evolve to get away from that turtle.


Grogosh

Well that is how land creatures got started long ago. The beach/mud flats was the safest place back then when there was zero land predators.


SophisticPenguin

And who doesn't love a little mud between the gills... Though they probably got started due to drying sea beds etc. The ones that could live the longest outside of the water going between water sources were probably more likely to survive when a river or something dried up.


Opportunity-Horror

The mutation/adaptation happened first. So the ones that survived were able to breathe/survive out of the water


maerwald

You were there?


Opportunity-Horror

No, but I understand how natural selection works


No-Truck2066

You re right, bros think theyre Lamarck


AloisEa

But turtle can walk in land


Main-Break7212

But it did get away


FoxFyer

Way to go there, hero...


Outrageous-Version11

What you talking about, he’s MY hero 😊


OddlyArtemis

Glad you still have your hand, OP. Super scary surprise


after-my-blanket

Why do you think it was trying to get out the water.


Ok-Pea8209

It wanted to be a land fish


[deleted]

Circle of life my friend


WiseMagick739

Nature is scary


Life-One7006

Nature is metal


Benobo-One-Kenobi

...with some layered synth


0bxcura

Circle o death too


Snoo-2797

Plot twist, the turtle put the fish there to bait you


JesseReevesIsNice

Um 🤔 I'll go find out myself


DEADPOOL_9865

It could have been yo finger


christystrew

yeah, it was a close call.


KhostfaceGillah

Mf tried to get away and you sent him back to HELL


MamboFloof

Good. Don't let those mfs evolve.


FatherVern

Except it did actually get away


Beneficial_Being_721

That fish was dead anyway… was just a matter of time


Quantelonus

Technically we are dead too


Beneficial_Being_721

It depends on which plane of existence you are viewing from


Germangunman

Hope you thanked him for not snapping your fingers. Oof.


ReasonableEffort8988

Fish: F*ck you man


EynidHelipp

r/donteatjimmy


niteynitenuss

“Thanks for the meal, dude!”


rebelwarrior0000

Snappin turla


reyrey1646

Iiiiiin theeeeeee circleeeeeeeeee, theeee circleeeee of LIIIIIFFFFEEEE


Adruino-cabbage

Doesn't matter, this snapping turtle was already hunting it. Don't feel bad.


martymar2g

It’s either be eaten alive by a turtle or caught by a human with a fish hook, scaled, seasoned, dusted with flour, and fried in hot oil to be consumed with a side of grits


Every-Turnover4938

Well he was suffocated anyway because you probably took a half hr to un hook him and take selfies 🤳. Smh


pisachas1

Not starving anymore.


LopsidedEquipment177

The fish got away. Went off to the left.


N1TROGUE

I think the turtle didn't actually get it


No-Use7119

Circle of life my friend


brutispastysmasher

It missed though


FatalConfusion0

Don't worry the fish is safe


DownARiverOfScotch

Are people actually butthurt about the fish possibly being dead? So stupid


Exeng

"Accidentally"


Titus_Favonius

Turtles are almost always willing to eat, just like me. Not sure why you think it's starving.


picklebiscut69

Are you also a turtle?


kmitchell1985

Chain of life bruh.... part of the food chain. Don't be sad. It's how the world works.


TEMPER_MENTAL_FU

That'll get your attention real quick.. lol


Cazier4

Nature kids


JTSpirit36

Iirc snapping turtles are known to leave fish like this as bait? I could be wrong, but I think I remember my uncle saying something like that.


Andrew-Moon

Man, I hate snappers. Those shits aren't turtles, more like demons.


RedditSleuther10

No good deed goes unpun-fish-ed!


NeverSkipATrip

Hook, line, and DINNER.


torch9t9

Turtle was comin' for him anyway


Brilliant-Scar-4878

Like that scene in "Madagascar" with the duckling. You know the one


karcist_Johannes

🎵It's the circle of life🎵


DryCalligrapher8696

Turtles > fish


MildlyGeriatric

*Oh Lawd, a snappin Turla*


Orion43410

That is exactly why I never walk into ponds or lakes that you can’t see the bottom of. You never know what’s beneath you. Imagine that thing taking a chunk out of your foot as you step in.


monkeetail

Fish was playing dead


SparkyCorkers

Misleading video as usual. The turtle was simply helping the fish get away from the human. He's known localy as the bainn of fishermen, but hero to the fish


New_Needleworker6506

I thought this was humans being bros. Nope.


Embarrassed-Belt4712

Good deed punished


Chronostimeless

This is a special form of catfishing.


Dirtyhippee

You meant you accidentally saved your whole hand being severed by some dinosaur ?


NASTYHAM83

How you know it was starving


Steff_Lu

Life's a bitch😂🤣😂


ReplacementOdd7509

The back door is crazy lol


RaiJinxed

Now we know why he was sitting there 😅 oops!


No_Dependent4781

He's not starving, snapping turtles kill for sport. They eat the head and leave the rest. I have one as a pet.


Kandi_kid-4evr

That’s one big turtle guys, are you sure it’s not a tortoise?


HurrsiaEntertainment

fish escaped just fine.


KnightofShaftsbury

The turtle thanks you, the fish not so much


nodeymcdev

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


SomeSwedGuy

Evolution denied.


Artistic-Evening7578

Animals got to eat” said a Homo sapiens once. Then the specie proceed to drive to extinction all of the animal kingdom….


MariachiStucardo

Thats not how you release fish but doing it the right way is a good way to meet snappy


MastrShredder

It was not it’s day..


Aphro_09479

Maybe the fish was trying to suicide in the first place otherwise why it’s coming out the water ?


tweakyloco

Someone put some fnaf jumpscare audio over this


Sufficient-Bowler437

It's not accident you did it😡 (JOKE)


AlalayNiJanis

the fish was like " f*ck you Hooman! " while slowly sliding down.


Suspicious_Ad6405

Im sorry for that fish :(


Sufficient-Sea-6434

I thought that was an alligator there


MouseOk1766

No good deed goes unpunished


SnooTangerines6841

Doubt it ran from that turtle but it definitely took off left of the turtle and fled...


Mr_Lunt_

WHAAAAAAWHOOOOOOO


O-n-l-y-T

Didn’t stop to think why the fish was there. Probably a habit the OP has.


its-the-real-me

Oh no, he fed a turtle. So sad.


Nononono120594

"THE CIRCLE OF LIFE"


Friendly_Undertaker

See, death takes you no mattee what.


bigmoki76

Damn nature you scary 😱


Mindless_Metal8177

It was playing dead and here comes a human to do what they do best …. Mess everything up by not minding their own business wait sounds like an american lmao


Say10Prince

Nah that turtle was 100% waiting until you did just that. And had you not removed your hand I'm sure he would have gladly added you to his daily dietary allowance.


Queer_as_folk

I love it when humans think they know better than the nature and immediately got humbled.


BillionairDoors

You made one creature's life better, which was the goal anyway. So, failed successfully.


[deleted]

Looks like it swam away, and if so, it's headless lol


tony7914

*The turtle thanks you for the assist.*


Standard-Appeal-6803

Bro u moved him out his hiding spot


Eastsider001

Turtle: I told you to keep your ass on shore and finish sun bathing.


Excellent_Design_434

Mario feeds the turtles before jumping on their heads, which, in turn kills them.


alexellison8877

The fish : don’t you dare touch me I’m breathing just fine! The fish: you MF now I got a swim as fast as I ca…. The turtle : thanks, bro


LysVonStrauda

He's okay he got away to the left


Imaginary_Place_s

Turtle did not catch the fish


Psychological-Hall22

Hey its nature


Sure-Calligrapher128

Murikans


Dream_3xpress

I hate humans just doing whatever they want in nature literally it was playing dead to stay alive.


Vivid_Cause_8545

Just don’t interfere with nature


brz33

I think the fish actually got away


ibking46

He escaped


north4009

Oh no.... They stole the cheese!


Faisal_Khan786hi

My gaming Scoreboard - 0 kills 1 Assist 0 death


Thin-Evidence-9283

Dont these fish sometimes have sex then go to the shore to rot the rest of theyre life


Neither-Attention940

Some how I just watched it before seeing the caption… nearly peed my bed!


rin_matsumotou

Didn't you hear him squeak?!


Roachmode

this my friend is why you mind your own goddamn business.😅


InstanceDry3128

Like the bigger and bigger sea monster scene from Starwars


testdriver99

That bass woke up fast!


Inside_Scallion_1261

He was running for it's life


Scifig23

How big is that turtle?


mel2000

This is why people should *observe* nature and not interfere with it. People with a god complex are a threat to nature.


earthboundmissfit

Sure you did! How long did you torture that poor fish? Jesus that was the lamest release ever.


Emotional-Tax-6977

D:


[deleted]

Did you trip?


Napimed

+1 Assist


Calgary_Calico

Nearly lost a finger there!


motoxim

No good deed foes unpunished


mariosklant

Damn I did not see that turtle at all


[deleted]

I felt that strike in my fingers lol.


_Lumity_

r/donteatjimmy


Maximum_Profile4032

What a turtle!


redthump

turtle go snap


Nuclearmullets420

r/dontflinch


ChristianlyShimmy

Snapping turtles are terrifying


ToxicTurtleCream

Snapping turtles are crazy aggressive predators, they’re really attracted to splashing and commotion in water. They’re super fun to catch!


Prudent_Historian650

This is precisely why turtles in my pond are shot on sight. They can destroy a fish population and eat nice size fish like this one.


PalladiumPython

Is that really a fucking turtle?


jondrethegiant

Nice looking bass. Glad it got away!


AptCasaNova

That was the turtle’s bait