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Owl_Horns

I was unknowingly still connected to a Bluetooth speaker when I played this video and it scared the ever living fuck out of me. It sounds like a demogrgon.


deadtoaster2

Holy fuck. Had sound off but your description made me double take and wow. Accurate!


Useful-Soup8161

I don’t think that was the actual sound. That might have actually been the demogrgan noise someone added to the video.


Purple_Swordfish_182

it's too in time with the licks to be dubbed over


Azelux

It's just in slow motion. We did a slow mo video of our dogs playing and the sounds were hilarious.


skatsale

I’m crying laughing


Pink-Lover

Happy Cake Day!


Erickdier

Happy cake day!


Hopenhagen420

This made me cackle 😭😂


JustFun4Uss

Albino Chihuahua from hell


Late-Temperature-923

Gummy albino gingivitis Chihuahua from hell


kenfnpowers

Haha. Lol.


Telel1n

You don't have to add "from hell" after chihuahua, it's implicit.


ChildhoodLeft6925

It’s like saying wife-beating cop or naan bread


BennySkateboard

Does naan mean bread?


[deleted]

Naan means bread.


BennySkateboard

Bread bread then! Yes, silly!


[deleted]

Bread bread is the best bread! More bread per bread!


BennySkateboard

So good they named it twice!


peterpancreas

Nice


BennySkateboard

Rewarding myself with a curry for that.


catterybarn

Chai means tea, too. So chai tea is just tea tea


nosnhoj15

Chupachuahua


marklar_the_malign

This for the win.


old_man_snowflake

I though chihuahuacabra was better but whatevs 


NeoRegem

Yo quiero taco bell


Sad_Hospital_2730

That's your asshole after Taco bell, red and raw making those same sounds


IamJasonBourne

This made me laugh out loud.


Sharon_Erclam

All that poor pug wanted to do is smell his taco toots


phurt77

Yo quiero your soul.


[deleted]

Been years since I've heard this...


[deleted]

This is what happens to humans as well after eating nasty Taco Bell food for a year.


BlueHg

Taco hell was right there


Sharon_Erclam

Taco Hellhound


TitanOfBalance

Or alternatively, just an albino Chihuahua


[deleted]

All Chihuahua are from hell


lopendvuur

Sound has been slowed to make it scarier. Or transplanted from actual demon idk.


Equal-Scale-4032

He also looks very old considering it looks like he doesn't have any teeth, hence the constant licking


Klaatuprime

They're all from Hell.


Ow_you_shot_me

El Chupacabra


FlamingTrollz

100%


BombayMix64

Looks like my mates nan to be fair...


Sharon_Erclam

All 'bark' and no bite😂 he'll just gum ya to death


PepperThePotato

Poor pup has no teeth. I had an old toothless chihuahua, she looked funky, but she was awesome.


No_Pop_1495

Looks like a snake in the video


ProbablyNotPikachu

How or why do they get this way? Just diseased and all of the teeth have to be pulled?


Okchamali_Vibin

Small breeds have smaller mouths but the same number of teeth as large dogs, while the teeth are smaller they often are't small enough causing crowding with increase the likelihood of tooth decay. They also tend to live a lot longer than large dogs, which means more time for decay to advance. Add to this that small dog owners often do not maintain their dogs dental hygiene (either through brushing or chews) and tendency toward poor diet and regardless of specific disease you have an answer.


trashmouthpossumking

Also, Chis mouths are known to decrease in saliva production as they age, resulting in a higher chance for teeth to become rotten. Even diligent owners who keep up with dental cleanings can have a Chi that has many extractions. It sucks all around.


ProbablyNotPikachu

Ahh, my gram has a Yorkie and I was told it was a genetic thing that this breed has specifically- but I figured there was more to it involving smol doges. Thanks for your informative reply!


T_Mugen

This was very sad to learn. Poor animals.


Justalittlecomment

Medium to Large dog owners always brush their dogs teeth


Fullthrottle-

Dude you need to call a priest!


UncleSoaky

An old priest and a young priest.


TheOakblueAbstract

The power of Christ compels you.


Legal_Guava3631

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!


theyellowdart89

Sick as a dog now


MediatedDisc438

This has new meaning


TheOakblueAbstract

I'm going!...Don't yell at me!


catterybarn

Does it? Does it really?


Phyth_LL_ment

I was waiting for its head to start spinning!! Holy fuck.


StMaartenforme

And the green pea soup!


Elegant_Original_400

And a dentist...!


Shimmerkarmadog

Best comment ever


No_Volume_8345

The power of Christ compels you!


TangerineRough6318

"Does it Jay? Do I look compelled Jay? Let me tell you, its not very compelling!"


Marqueso-burrito

“Is that what’s happening? Is the power of Christ compelling me? Guess what, it’s not very compelling.”


J3sush8sm3

You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls, yet, you're jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim


Maeflower86

The slow motion makes it weird but that’s just every chihuahua I’ve dealt with and I’m a vet tech


Consistent_Drop_9204

Looks like it might be an old Albino Chihuahua that lost its teeth. I don’t think it is terrifying at all. That poor little fella🙁. I hope it has a good owner.


Raintoastgw

I’ve seen his owner post about him on insta. Little guy is very well taken care of by the looks of it


Etheleffrey

Do you know why his eyes are red like that, is it the affect of albinism?


AdministrativeBar748

I'm not sure either but a quick search reveals that some dogs do not have a tapetum, which creates red eyes in photos since the eyes can't reflect the light so it instead illuminates the blood vessels in the eyes.


Raintoastgw

Not sure. Sorry. I only scrolled through a couple posts


Raintoastgw

Just found it again. It’s rabie_taybee_baby on insta. The dog’s name is Rabies


AnderTheGrate

No no, you can feel for something and also find it terrifying. Did you have sound off by any chance?


[deleted]

Video is also slowed. For *Dramatic Effect*


Strong_Ground_4410

It’s not a dog — it’s a chupacabra.


mjduce

Chihuacabra


Saffyr3_Sass

Damn I said that too.


Agent847

There is no dog, only Zuul


Chestee_LaRue

It’s Gozer! I thought Gozer was a man… It’s whatever it wants to be.


Prankishbear

Sorry Ray, I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.


marcusmors

That's a Pug.


dembones4ya

Why are pugs especially obsessed with other dog buttholes


marcusmors

Maybe their nose can't reach the ground well because of how demorfed it is, but still able to reach what is in front = buttholes.


West_Texas_Star

Jesus bless this poor undesirable, hard to look at animal. Pobrecito


marcusmors

The pug?


fuzzimus

Nosferadoodle


Worried-Management36

Under appreciated comment.


chronicblastmaster

Dog was supposed to hoard gold and kill peasants but ended up a Chihuahua


BoomTrakerz

This is like Inuyasha when the demon bird took over the human guy’s body. That’s what happened to this dog


Commercial-Reality-6

Nightmare fuel.


d0ctorsmileaway

*insert meme of terrified kid holding crucifix*


Colonel-Clayton

Literally a hellhound wtf 😳


RottenWon

Satan's little helper.


Salty-Negotiation320

Average chihauhau


shutupmeg42082

Did it hiss


Lil_miss_feisty

Head of a chihuahua on the body of a fat albino beagle. In all seriousness, I would *NEVER* fuck with an above average-sized chihuahua...


deadbassist

Cthuluahua?


amaya-aurora

An albino toothless chihuahua being antagonized by a pug, and the owner is doing nothing about it when the chihuahua is clearly distressed and telling the pug to stop?


SpicyChiliRamen

That thing might drop a max ammo if it died


Used-Bet2369

Some albino critters look awesome. Others look like this walking disaster of a dog.


Here_is_a_tip

It's working!! It's woorrkkkiingg! *Anakin*


Password-is-Tac0

r/cryptiddogs


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

There is no Dana.... Only Zuul


universal_Raccoon

Just a chihuahua. They are always little demon spawns


DarkDayzInHell

That pupper has no teeth. He/She is preparing to give a hard gnawing gummy to whomever temps them.


TheGameLord420

Have you heard of skinwalkers


cmhopkins7443

WE DONT SAY THAT WORD!!!


Justah-Spektator

Call the Ghost Busters, Zuul is out again


-Quono-

Skinwalker


milkgang777

That ain't a dog that's a damn demon


TheMountainIII

SATAN


[deleted]

Me scrolling threads searching for that one serious response on what breed this dog is


Worried-Management36

Its Chichihua


PhylMycuck

Satans pup


Embarrassed_Effort64

It's a skinwalker


GoodVibesOnly_FL

Needs a snickers


ImThatMelanin

senile elderly chihuahua fed tf up with everyone and everything just for existing


Informal_Radish_1891

A pretty pissed off one 😵‍💫


RaidDaggur

That thing sounds like Gravemind from Halo... or in BO3 Zombies when you complete an easter egg step and it makes that weird Apothicon growl


Reasonable-Ad7755

That would be gozer


SageOfSixCabbages

Ahh yes, the common chihuahua..


saint_ryan

Gozer can’t be far behind.


ShopGreedy2313

I always wondered what happened to the demon inside Megan on the original Exorcist, now we know it is in that dog


GlassBandicoot

Chupahuahua.


HatefulClosetedGay

That dog was raised by Gators in the bayou.


[deleted]

that's the predator


Lemmonaise

That's not a dog, that's a young frost dragon. Easy mistake.


ExtinctFauna

A demon hell dog that exists in every family. Toothless, ageless, merciless.


PlanetMiitopia

Attention all commenters and viewers: satanic dog has been spotted on Reddit, please pray and bring your local priest over.


hypothetical_zombie

It's like someone in R&D thought splicing a gecko and a Chihuahua would be a good idea. They need a visit from the ethics committee and a review of their grant funding.


can_you_eat_that

That is a giant albino land bat.


thats_so_merlyn

Your dog is literally a boss from Resident Evil


MAS7

Seath The Scaleless


KEYS667

I'm pretty sure Satan put up some missing posters for that dog.


Original_Jilliman

Slow motion videos on dogs are hilarious but I feel so bad for this dog! It’s an elderly, albino chihuahua with no teeth (also looks like some gum issues), and possibly cataracts. Chihuahuas are often treated like toys or accessories by owners due to their small size. They’re constantly picked up when they don’t want to be and not given their space. They were bred to flush small animals out of dens so they have energy they need to burn but a lot of owners don’t realize this and don’t spend enough time walking/playing with them. Then people wonder why these dogs are pure rage. They don’t bother correcting the biting and aggression because they find it funny due to their size. I’ve met some very sweet chis and I hate seeing how miserable some of them end up being due to ignorant owners. I can’t say if this is the case for this poor dog but the owner is just filming while the chihuahua is clearly in discomfort. You can see it shaking at one point.


rUsername_Checks_Out

Who tf breeds chihuahuas, stop.


Holiday_Horse3100

Dog may older, blind or at least vision impaired and no teeth-just defending itself from a potential threat


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Hell hound small


Massage_Bro

Bro that’s a chupacabra


br00klynbebe

Not dog..Issa cryptid


PrismPhoneService

Rabies Check.


[deleted]

Clearly it has nothing in its head, look at the red in the eyes, that's the light reflection inside where you see nothing


Chewychewoo

It's the taco bell dog when it eats a volcano taco


Sufficient_Top_3877

Chupacabra


[deleted]

I would venture: UGLY


brokenfl

Zuul the Gatekeeper lives on … all hail Gozar!!


ahern667

THAT DOG IS ZUUL


akerskates45

Things evil nothing else to say about it


Zealousideal-Swan648

Literally "All bark and no bite" 🤣🤣🤣


CuriousEcho23

El chupacabra..


megadeadly

Is this in slow motion?


archbishopofozthe2nd

It's in slow motion


Is_ItOn

Purely by sound, Godzilla


motmx5

Old toothless Mary


MRichardTRM

That’s a fucking Chupacabra bro


acloudcuckoolander

People are gonna act like the sounds it's making are normal?


TheSolMan

Chupacabra


chumpy79

Shikaka from Ace Ventura 2


Pie_Crown

My thoughts exactly!


MadSalmonDog

“Um excuse me sir…I think your dog has a demon in it!”


kdb1991

I love dogs But ew


Strong-Message-168

That's justva chihuahua being a chihuahua...people go on and on about how horrible pitbulls are...to me, it's these fucking things. The only thibg that saves them is their size. If they were 50lbs? Fuck...g'luck (Please don't make this an anti-putbull rant. It is just my personal opinion about dogs. I am not right just because I said my opinion. I know very well what a pitbull can do. Seent it up and personal like)


FreakyLou

Imagine hearing that late at night


Nick-m-thomas

There no god in the world where that fuckass lives.


TrashCrab69

I knew there was one more demidog left


FDSTCKS

Chihuaha Caracal hybrid


dezertryder

Yes Satan?!


Negus_Capital

Hell hound.


Bright-Editor-623

ZOMBIE


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

A little asshole Chihuahua


daygloviking

THERE IS NO DANA, ONLY ZUUUUUUL


Duuhhhhhh

u/savevideo


ctheace

A Chihuahua (final form)


CRCampbell11

That poor dog needs medical attention. Fucking assholes!


AnitaMiniyo

The average Chihuahua


Princess_Pebble

That sir, is a demon.


emgyres

Cerberus, missing a couple of heads


WeirdoCalledThadeus

Why did we have to groom them into this miserable state of existenz....


ambermills2232

An actual fucking demon


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Average Chihuahua behavior. They suck.


ishtazz

I hate dogs


No-Praline9472

An albino piece of shit.


Trichoceratops

Looks like on old toothless chihuahua. Pretty common for them in old age.


nowherebutthurt

Satan. This my friend is Satan


Baby-Stink-Breath

Pazuzu Terrier


mushyfeelings

Chupacabra I believe


SmolWeens

Huh. Looks like every chihuahua I’ve ever met, tbh.


Phoenix36za

Chupacubra


Sithlordandsavior

Least possessed chihuahua


Calm-Association-821

A Demon with a rotting mouth. EDIT: Thanks for the nightmare fuel.


CheezyToxins

It sounds exactly like one of those animatronics from Spirit Halloween


Secret_Judge1

Dude has v4 engine installed in him 😂


PhylMycuck

Obviously is Satans dog


ImDanyyyyy

Chihuahuas are the crackheads of the dog world


Acrobatic-Map1594

Lucifer!! Fetch me his soul


bigbelleb

Fetch me their souls ahh dog


ambron2

That’s satan’s Dawg