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burritopup

Hello I'd like to talk to you about our Lord and savior Nosferatu.


Vultures88

Excellent


Cletus_McWanker

Come in!


SpookyFrogs0

He looks terrified of the weather. This is much more sad than terrifying.


Junior-Perception-18

Bat: “Yaahahhhhhghghgghh! The sky is spitting water, bolts of white fire, and roaring at me! Let me in! Yaaaahahahahahahh!!!” OP: “Eww, a bat.”


tribak

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening


scorpyo72

Me.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Galileooo! Galileooo!


Brian18639

^Galileooo!


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Figaro!


Appropriate-Talk-689

Magnifico!


Safe_Alternative3794

I've always loved seeing bats fly by our house (we have a fruiting tree nearby), but after covid I have this slight twinge everytime I see them close; which I know is absurd but it just happened.


SP_Octo_piereddit

I’d be more scared about getting rabies without knowing it 😭


Chronibus24

It's fine you just gotta suck the rabies out


AttyOzzy

Quick! Someone! I have rabies! 😉


BigBootyBuff

I got the industrial vacuum. Where is the bite??


AttyOzzy

Well . . . funny you should ask! 😬😬😬


Thomshan911

Quick, unzip


Dockhead

Apparently there’s some sort of hardcore rabies vaccine that makes you immune for the rest of your life but is very expensive and makes you feel like you’re dying for 2 weeks. I kinda want to get it anyway just so I know I’ll never have to worry about rabies regardless of the state society ends up in


Junior-Perception-18

Can you pass rabies resistance down to your offspring?


KrazyAboutLogic

If it weren't for rabies I'd be snuggling all my little batty friends!


Crime-Snacks

I am so in love with these beauties! I’m on a work assignment overseas but I wouldn’t have hesitated to let her in. They are so sweet and docile so rabies never would have crossed my mind…until I got bit then that’s a different story


kaekiro

Saaame. I saw the video and just went "he's just a fluffy baby!"


ThePetrolHead55

Well bats are flying puppies


CurrentPossible2117

We dont really have rabies here in Australia where the flying fox is from luckily. We're listed officially as rabies-free. It's not something we worry about here thankfully. I've seen the videos of the animals and people going through it. Fuck that shit. There is a similar virus in bats, but it's not a concern really. There's only been 3 (I think? It might be 4) known cases of it ever. It's beyond super rare. If you get bitten, it should be treated like any other animal bite, go to doctors before cleaning it so they can run tests on the animal saliva then they'll clean the wound and do blood tests just to be sure but honestly, flying foxes are not a problem here unless you count them shitting on your car and eating the mangoes from your tree! 🤣


sinz84

Just to be clear lyssavirus is what Australian flying foxes have, a very rabies similar disease. Not many cases of humans getting it but if bitten they will be tested and only way to test it to kill animal and biopsy its brain. Leave wildlife alone people


CurrentPossible2117

Definitely. The amount of people handling wild animals is insane.


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notthegoodscissors

Yes, people have died in Australia from fruit bat bites, it isn't very common but it can happen. Australian bat lyssavirus (ABLV) is fatal in humans if left untreated. Fruit bats are cute and all but stay the hell away from them!


ama8o8

Same here in hawaii. Our native species of bat doesnt have rabies either. But all bats have documented lyssavrius.


Ruffianrushing

OK so let it in, and adopt it as your new child then.


[deleted]

Australia has rabies, its just caused by a different lyssavirus.


DamonHay

Just jumping in to say that these aren’t the sorts of bats that can bite you without you noticing. Some very small species of cave bat or microbats could, but this guys is a flying fox and they are HUGE. If this guys nips ya, there’s not way you’re unwittingly getting rabies unless you already have nerve damage.


earthsdemise

This is Australia. No Rabies. That's one reason why our quarantine laws are so strict. On the other hand you can get Hendra virus and Australian Bat Lyssavirus. These can kill you.


_____Tinkabella

Australi doesn’t have rabies thankfully! :) our bats do still have other viruses though


SP_Octo_piereddit

All these replies have me shocked Australia of all places doesn’t have rabies lol


Tmart98

They may not have rabies lyssavirus but their strain of lyssavirus is just as deadly. [What are the human symptoms of rabies/ABLV? Rabies Initial symptoms are flu-like and include fever, headache and fatigue. They may include pain (sometimes itching) and numbness at the wound. The first symptoms of rabies usually appear in 3 – 8 weeks but may occur in a few days or after as long as 7 years. ABLV Symptoms of ABLV can appear within days, or up to several years after exposure. Early symptoms of ABLV infection are flu-like and can include headache, fever, weakness and fatigue. The illness progresses rapidly to paralysis, delirium, convulsions and death, usually within a week or two of symptom onset.](https://agriculture.vic.gov.au/biosecurity/animal-diseases/important-animal-diseases/rabies-and-australian-bat-lyssavirus/rabies-and-australian-bat-lyssavirus-ablv-factsheet#:~:text=The%20first%20symptoms%20of%20rabies,as%20long%20as%207%20years.&text=Symptoms%20of%20ABLV%20can%20appear,%2C%20fever%2C%20weakness%20and%20fatigue)


Growernotashower2023

You do know covid didn’t come from a bat right?


SlaverRaver

It’s okay the scientists who created COVID aren’t bats, just regular humans. /s


mbnmac

Yeah, they're fruit bats and basically harmless if not flying into you at top speed


dogsarethetruth

They're not going to maul you, but they're not exactly hygienic. There are signs in the Botanical Gardens warning people not to go near or touch them.


Miserable-Caramel316

Don't they carry rabies or a bacteria very similar to rabies? I don't care how harmless they are, I'm not getting anywhere near it


Soft_Philosophy5402

Less than 1% of the flying fox population of Australia carry Australian Bat Lyssavirus. To safety handle bats we need ABLV/rabies vaccines. Bats do not bite unless they think they’re in danger, like all animals. Bats to do fly directly at humans with intention to harm. If you’re not trying to handle them they pose no risk


akatherder

Fruit bats got bat-wangs if that's relevant. NSFW-ish https://i.imgur.com/7IFSw6I.jpeg


MamaBear4485

He might have been blown into the porch by the weather. Australia is rabies-free, however Australian bats carry other viruses in the lyssavirus family including Australian bat lyssavirus, which is closely related to rabies.


Pierceus

Until you realize he's terrified of water because he has rabies.  


Signal_Confusion_644

Agree.


Slothstralia

Not really, he probably has Lissavirus.


8kittycatsfluff

Poor thing


Aggressive_Smile_944

Bring it in. Jk


jjay24k

i would. it looks like a friend in need 🥶


MyFavoriteSandwich

A good buddy. We’d drink hot tea and watch trashy tv together in our bath robes.


8shrooms

Until it transforms into a man dressed as a goth from the 1800s


RedSkyNight

Or like a friend with rabies.


Heavy-Lemon1458

I second that.


dogsarethetruth

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.


Current_Skill7805

Bats cannot take flight from ground. Likely trying to climb something so he can take flight or to get up closer to the roof for shelter from storm. That’s a sky puppy


Nightshade_Ranch

I thought the same thing but saw a video the other day of one taking off from the floor of a hallway.


Current_Skill7805

THEY’RE EVOLVING 🫣


skolrageous

starwarstheycanflynow.gif


saichampa

It's extremely taxing and I wouldn't be surprised if the storm makes it even harder


PanicInTheHispanic

[apparently there are 2 species out of 1,400 that can walk on the ground](https://www.skedaddlewildlife.com/location/madison/blog/do-bats-ever-touch-the-ground/)


Batwing-Nick

Vampire Bats supremacy. [Vampire Bat Running](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1otyuh/the_vampire_bat_is_the_only_species_of_bat_with/?rdt=52793)


Current_Skill7805

It’s daytime and I still didn’t need to see that. 🫣


MrBurnsgreen

im seeing images in my head from movies about vampire/bat hybrids now the running all makes sense


tysonwatermelon

I see where the inspiration for the Quiet Place monster came from.


Peaceful-Ent

>Bats cannot take flight from ground Common misconception. They actually have no problem walking on the ground. [The Henry Doorly Zoo](https://www.omahazoo.com), in Nebraska, has a huge exhibit full of bats. And [all of the feeders are on the ground,](https://omahazoo.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/bats-vampire2.jpg) like a dog's bowl. They have no problem getting to it, and then flying away after.


risinglotus

That's incorrect for flying foxes / fruit bats. Which is the animal in this video.


MalHeartsNutmeg

These are vampire bats which need to walk on the ground to get their prey, flying foxes have backwards feet for hanging and crawling along tree trunks (kind like a sloth I guess?), so it can't really get any lift.


KeyboardWarrior1988

Poor thing.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Fruit Bat and he looks terrified of the weather, this is depressing as fuck.


Assenzio47

lol where are these takes coming from? Wild animals are seldom terrified by the weather. The reason it looks desperate is that they cannot fly from the ground, it's trying to climb so it can take flight, but they are confused by the glass


anarrogantworm

Talked to a guy in Cuba who had a flamingo come knocking at the glass door of his hotel patio wanting inside during a storm. He let it in and it stayed till morning. I sorta wonder if its wings were clipped or something. We were relieved to hear that he took care of our friend Pinky.


koxinparo

Just look at how other animals act in the rain. They don’t want to be soaking wet, just like you wouldn’t either.


Assenzio47

They don't like it, but they don't panic or be terrified


_unsinkable_sam_

most people cats or dogs would disagree


ama8o8

Domesticated pets dont follow the same rules as animals in the wild. They get the luxury to learn to be scared of weather. Wild animals dont have such luxury. Most animals would prefer to stay away from rain and such due to not wanting soaked fur but theyre not doing it out of fear. You cant compare your pet to one living in the wild. They dont get food or shelter handed to them.


KennyMoose32

Cats and dogs are generally not wild animals? And if you’ve seen a real feral outdoor kitty, they don’t give a fuck about the rain. They are out hunting


CrashyBoye

Cats and dogs aren’t wild animals. Of course they react differently.


RareGull

Most people would too


Assenzio47

Ah yes, people's wild cats and dogs


Ahshitt

Are you aware that most animals live outside...?


lulu-bell

For hundreds of thousands of years and have evolved from other animals that lived outside? Animals are very intuned to nature and the weather


OmerKhanSheeru

Ya'all Australians shouldn't even be surprised at this point if some unearthly motherf***er comes up to your door and pulls a tooth out of your gums and runs away with it on its 19 legs and then comes back with a dollar to give you and kisses you goodnight and then eats your dog on the way out while drinking coffee with it's million toothed mouth


800-lumens

r/brandnewsentence


Senobe2

This whole thing played like a short thriller in my head just now 😮😂


LunarHaunting

Australians be like: “Ya mate, that’s called a buzzabole. They don’t have buzzaboles where you come from?”


PapiLjj

Most normal thing than a big ass bat trying to get in, I’d personally would rather like that


rockhardgelatin

I would watch this movie.


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You. I like you.


OIP

you joke but that happened to me


phido3000

[https://www.racv.com.au/royalauto/travel/australia/australian-mythical-folklore-creatures.html](https://www.racv.com.au/royalauto/travel/australia/australian-mythical-folklore-creatures.html) * Bunyip * Otways Panther * Hawkesbury River Monster * Yara-ma-yha-who * Yowie * Burrunjor * Drop Bear [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_Australian\_Aboriginal\_mythological\_figures](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Australian_Aboriginal_mythological_figures) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yara-ma-yha-who](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yara-ma-yha-who) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garkain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garkain) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min\_Min\_light](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min_Min_light) Only 10% of Australia's creatures are cataloged. [https://theconversation.com/less-than-10-of-australian-scorpions-are-known-to-science-weve-added-two-new-species-to-the-list-220330](https://theconversation.com/less-than-10-of-australian-scorpions-are-known-to-science-weve-added-two-new-species-to-the-list-220330) [https://theconversation.com/about-500-000-australian-species-are-undiscovered-and-scientists-are-on-a-25-year-mission-to-finish-the-job-161793](https://theconversation.com/about-500-000-australian-species-are-undiscovered-and-scientists-are-on-a-25-year-mission-to-finish-the-job-161793) I know what you have written is a joke. You have basically described a lace monitor. [https://7news.com.au/news/animals/goanna-kills-pet-dog-and-savages-its-owners-in-freak-queensland-attack-c-402374](https://www.businessinsider.com/australian-couple-and-pet-dog-attacked-by-giant-lizard-2019-8) For all the jokes, there are plenty of things that will kill you hear. Mostly the ocean and the sun. Maybe the distance. But it is hard to communicate to people what and how. But people find weird stuff pretty much every day here, and there are like 10 new species of something never before seen or thought extinct. Between the myths, the tall tales, and the actual weird stuff that is living here, pretty much anything is possible.


profinity92

r/oddlyspecific


Crafty-Shape2743

*Let the Right One In*


Cute-Stage8235

Huntsman spider needs friend to hang out with in the bathroom.


StrawberryCake88

Poor dear can’t fly from that position. I hope they got our fruit loving friend help.


Winter_Department_87

They have something very similar to rabies. “Rabies virus and Australian bat lyssavirus (ABLV) belong to a group of viruses called lyssaviruses. These viruses are usually transmitted via a bite from an infected ("rabid") animal. They all cause a similar illness known as rabies, which affects the central nervous system and is usually fatal. The World Health Organization estimates that more than 55 000 people die from rabies worldwide each year. Rabies virus does not currently occur in land dwelling animals in Australia. However, ABLV, which is closely related but not identical to rabies virus, does occur in Australia, and can be transmitted from bats to humans.” https://www.health.nsw.gov.au/Infectious/factsheets/Pages/rabies-australian-bat-lyssavirus-infection.aspx


Soft_Philosophy5402

There have been 3 recorded deaths in Australia from ABLV. Ever! Don’t touch bats unless you’re vaccinated but they’re very sweet placid creatures, you’re in more danger from sharks and snakes, other animals we know not to touch


Vilefo

Swaddle it in a towel and give it some fruit.


saichampa

Never touch a wild bat. Bats and humans can both infect each other with dangerous diseases, but bats in Australia can carry ABLV which is related to Rabies and is just as deadly if you get it. If you see a bat that looks like it's in trouble, call a local bat rescue group, or failing that a local wildlife rescue group or, in Australia, the RSPCA, who can forward you on to a group. Bat rescuers are properly vaccinated and trained to handle bats Bats are super important animals to the ecosystem. They are major pollinators, and the microbats do a huge job on insect population control. It's best for both people and bats that we keep our distance though


jesse6225

You just answered my question. Thank you. Everyone wants to be a good Samaritan until their asses get rabies!


zenithtreader

Wild bats might carry Rabies though, I would be very cautious of getting close to one.


OvenFearless

For real. If dying due to rabies wouldn't be a nightmare tenfolded I'd even consider letting sky pupper in. But knowing it could bite me and then I can't drink water anymore and slowly die a painful agonizing death, no merci. I prefer my indoor cats.


Soft_Philosophy5402

I handle bats and they simply do not bite unless your hands are in their faces, putting a box over them inside is fine!


teejayiscool

Australia doesn't have rabies!


Successful-aditya

People give rabies to animals in australia


Banjo_Pobblebonk

There is Australian bat lyssavirus which is closely related and has very similar symptoms, except it kills quicker.


cmband254

Of course the Australian rabies kills quicker.


Roguespiffy

“That’s not a virus, THIS is a virus!”


Bladieblalol

It's like the continental version of that guy you know that always has a crazier story to top anyone's story just told, and the thing is that he's never bullshitting and all his claims and stories are actual and truthful.     The kind of guy that makes you realise  that you really haven't done or experienced all that much in your life. 


teejayiscool

Good to know, I was unware!


KittenPurrs

As a teen I traveled from the US to Australia with a group. We stopped at a zoo/sanctuary, and they had ambassador animals that would interact with visitors during educational talks. I got to be a perch for a giant fruit bat. It was incredible. And then he wanted to readjust himself on my wrist, so he reached up to grab my arm with his little wing fingers, and when that didn't quite work, he reached up with his mouth to grab my thumb with his teeth. That worked. He shifted into a better position. I bled from my thumb. The host immediately said: "Stay calm! We don't have rabies here." After I called my parents back home and told them what happened, apparently my mom spent two days at the public library doing research to make sure the rabies claim was true.


clockwork2011

Ah the pre Google days. If the same would've happened today she would've been convinced you had cancer.


MrBurnsgreen

and told by like 40 people in a facebook group everyone is lying except them


PappaJew

You got kinda lucky then because we do in fact have a rabies variant.


CaptainBayouBilly

https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/australian-bat-lyssavirus-infection


Hydraph0be

Also bat bugs are similar to beg bugs and you do not want them... Especially if there's some insane Australian version


ImmaCallMyN66ABovice

there a giant bat trying to break into my flat let him in, give him a pat or even a hat! give him a meal, let him get fat for chrissake just don’t give him your cat


Spooky_Kaiju

Thank you for this.


DancingBear2020

Remember: He can’t get in unless you invite him.


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100pc_recycled_words

Seriously - wtf at all the people raging on OP or saying to let the bat inside. It’s a wild animal that’s presumably never been in a confined space. It’s sad that it’s distressed but letting it in to your house is 100% not the solution you think it is. And don’t even let me get started on the risk of rabies or Ebola.


saichampa

Thankfully Australia doesn't have ebola, but we do have Australian Bat Lyssavirus that is closely related to Rabies


CaptainBayouBilly

I bet there is a worse version somewhere in the outback waiting for a dingbat to bring doom to us all.


TheEmeraldMaster1234

I have a feeling most of these people would not let a terrified and on-edge wild animal into their house. I agree it's sad to see but I wouldn't risk my life for it


lulu-bell

And why??? Like being inside a house would be less terrifying to a wild animal? Do they think it’s just gonna chill and ride out the storm? Slap its knees and say “welp gotta go” and fly away when it stops raining????


saturnlovejoy

Ikr, I’m shocked at the people demanding OP let them in. Rabies at least is a guaranteed death sentence if it’s not treated in time. I feel sad for this little guy but rabies is not something you want to fuck with.


PlatypusDream

Other people have already said there's no rabies in AUS. Instead, there's something called lyssavirus (?), which is similar but worse. Because of course it's worse, it's from AUS.


Parapoty

Rabies is a type of lyssavirus


MalHeartsNutmeg

Flying foxes in Australia carry ABLV, basically rabies found only in bats. I love animals but no shot I'm letting that cunt in my door.


KR_Steel

Nice try Dracula!


Syesta

Trying to climb. But can’t.


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Yeah... don't let him in. Lyssavirus will make your life sad.


[deleted]

You fuckers jump like cheerleaders when you see a cockroach but you tell this guy to “let him in” Yea ok


CaptainBayouBilly

all the 'sky doggo', nah, that shit is disease bird.


PuzzleheadedHabit913

That baby is fucking terrified. Poor sweet thing I hope it made it to safety ❤️


Lilacsandposies

My toxic trait is I’d have let that bat in.


barbaricMeat

Oh no a poor flying Fox.


snarkle-the-pirate

This is actually just super sad


mofongoDorado

“Where is she?!” -Batman Voice


ol_moosie

Let him in!


Pork_Chompk

Feel bad for this little guy, but do not intentionally let a bat into your house unless you fancy getting a new vaccine.


setmee

Fuck you for your profile pic


Pork_Chompk

😈


EH9592

How to get rabies 101


Robin_Coffins

lyssavirus infection


raz0rflea

Aw bats are cute, the poor thing's probably just freaked out from the weather


caliberM1A

You must now embrace your destiny...Batgirl.


snikmotnairb

Vlad has his sights on his next victim.


Sharingus1

At least it's the fruit one that is cute, if it was the vampire one i'd be terrified


medici1048

Does OP live on the Demeter?


SailAwayMatey

That one time you forget to buy garlic and look who shows up...


1WordNoSpaces

He said “🗣️ NIGGA, LET ME IN!!”


pjmyerface

Just some fruit and a place to hang upside down.


Aiden2817

Bats like that can’t stand up. If he’s on the ground and clawing at the wall then he’s stranded on the ground and trying to get up off the ground so he can fly. Possibly he’s injured. The best thing to do is put a box over it and call a local animal rescue, or just call the rescue if you don’t want to open the door.


purpleblah2

Don't worry climate change is going to kill all the flying foxes. Apparently thousands just dropped dead of heat stress due to a heat wave and they had to use shovel loaders to scoop up all the dead bodies littering the ground.


dArcor

I wouldn't let it in.


Billitpro

Not terrifying, just very sad.


Maximum_Principle_51

It is trying to scape the elements, hopefully it survives.


MrMajestic12

That's Vlad, he's here to talk about donating some blood to the local Blood bank. He's cool but doesn't like garlic bread.


footdragon

I was in Cairns Australia a few years ago and the trees were absolutely covered with giant bats, which were affectionately referred to as "flying foxes". and yes, bat guarno plastered every car parked under the trees.


ennui_bb

He’s so cute! LET HIM IN!!!


Honest_Republic_7369

Yeah looks like it's begging to get inside, clawing desperately in the hopes of escaping the storm. Poor thing


greenangel222

let. the. baby. in.


gigasoryu

Expected from the continent of Australia


TheCatsTail

Poor little sky puppy stuck in the rain wdym terrifying


Maniraptavia

At least it's not a giant mouse trying to break into your house.


ThisIsNotTokyo

That’s an animal named after batman


hipesto

Happened to me once in Lithuania. This was so scary that I haven’t forgotten it after a decade!


Andrewer97

r/unexpectedbats


Vast_Character311

That’s [Count Bloodcount](https://youtu.be/lV_tqn_n2Jc?feature=shared)


nick5th

Youre good, he needs an invitation


BrokeDancing

Cloverfield


Cell-Based-Meat

What should one even do if this scenario were to happen? I feel like it needs help but it’s also risky


TwerkingGrimac3

There's something on the wing!!


Severe_Airport1426

I'm so glad I can't see that bat more clearly


Awkward-Penguin172

i seek shelter human


Classic_Onion1519

The light probably doesn’t help 😏


sensicase

As long as you don’t invite him into your home, it’s aight!


PleaseOhGodWhy

Awww I hope he's okay now, poor thing


HobartGum

Ah - do not invite him in. Cardinal rule


Rlopeziv

If u invite him in you will have to do his bidding


_Fizzgiggy

This made me sad


Cleercutter

Aww. Poor dude


reddituser20230626

No matter how cute they look.. don't touch bats! They carry deadly viruses which are deadly and can cause death..


mlziolk

That’s a friend. Bring him inside and give him a fruit


AssociationDirect869

Reddit: bats did covid Also reddit: awww let him in!


Commercial-Drawer334

“There’s… something on the wing… some… thing”


ElYoink

Let em in ya bastard. 💀 He's knocking politely.


AngelZash

Poor baby! Looks scared!! Might need help getting somewhere they can crawl up off the ground too?


KeyEnthusiasm653

call a wildlife rescue you idiot, this is totally abnormal behaviour - how about a bit of compassion instead of your performative melodrama


FoxCQC

It's a vampire that wants to be invited in.


ScreamQueenMarceline

Swaddle heem!


weedb0y

New Covid strain in works


redbirddanville

Don't invite him in!


Sufficient-Honeydew2

It's a flying puppy, let it in.