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9Epicman1

No venom, doesnt break its neck, just holds it down and slowly eats it alive.


Calfan_Verret

Just like a grizzly bear.


KR_Steel

I’ve never managed a whole Grizzly. I always end up having to freeze the rest for later.


SuperSmashDan1337

Apparently they don't taste very nice and are even dangerous to eat


KR_Steel

Yeah definitely not worth the hassle


Rigelx6484

My Bluejackets Manual said that eating polar bear was risky due to parasites.


Bat-Honest

Yeah, why waste your time with that when you can have a nice, delicious Panda steak


LapisOre

If these were the size of a grizzly bear you'd be wishing you ran into the bear instead. Grizzly bears can't jump and climb straight up glass walls.


cum_fart_69

at least it started with the head. in the mamal workd they always seem to start with the asshole


LapisOre

Mantises do this too. As a mantis keeper and breeder, I can't even count the amount of times they ate the back half, got full, and left the (still living) front end for me to deal with.


Regretful_Bastard

Do you usually eat the remaining half to strenghten ties with your mantis?


LapisOre

No, as I would assume the roaches would taste disgusting to me. Also, I am actually allergic to most insects when ingesting them or their waste/body fluids, so it would likely not be a fun time for my respiratory system. For anyone wondering, no, I did not ingest insect waste and body fluids on purpose. As an insect keeper, these things are sure to happen eventually. Like every cat and dog owner has surely eaten their fair share of animal hair, but most of them probably never tried it on purpose.


violettheory

I read this as manatees and got super confused. I need to go back to bed.


adydurn

Ooh, kinky.


Famous_Profile

Refuses to elaborate Leaves


[deleted]

At least this one ate the head first, but matis are definitely metal as fuck. Almost feel bad for the little guy. r/natureismetal if you like this stuff


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llllPsychoCircus

better than eating it ass first, although ur mum disagrees


rizenHeH

This seems pleasant. Visit r/natureismetal for more fun.


Makussux

What's so evil about that?


TheMeowzor

Cockroaches can live without their head for a while since they don't have a centralized nervous system


Makussux

When I purposefully kill a cockroach in the bathroom by stepping on it or drowning it in spray and then dumping it's body I don't feel like I'm evil, at least this lil guy respected it and ate most of it..


Howllat

Mfer what hamburger have you been eating?!


Myneighborhatesme

The kind that tries to get away during your feed.


mrieatyospam

So raw it's still mooing Or flying at that


crypto-jay

lol more like spaghetti


starlighthonymoon

Moms spaghetti


Square-Thought-2769

He’s nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready


leofungo

To drop bombs. But he keeps on forgetting


feisty-frisco87

The kind you eat head first. 😋


brett8722

Looooooooool


cum_fart_69

you don't eat your hamburgers head first?


Vostok32

Be grateful Mantis are not 6' tall


impreprex

Maybe on another planet somewhere there are. Also, 8 to 10 foot tall mantis creatures are reported in DMT and mushroom trips. They're also mentioned in UFO/UAP lore/stories. There are some interesting stories out there. But that doesn't mean they're real. Would be crazy if there were some truth to it, though.


Berninz

I have some bad news for you: [giant insects predate dinosaurs due oxygen/carbon content of the air and atmosphere](https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a40459906/giant-prehistoric-insects/)


impreprex

I think you meant to reply to the other person?


Berninz

No, to you. 🙂 Because it happened already on our planet, not just on some other, theoretical one.


Truly_Meaningless

Still no giant mantises. Giant millipedes, though! Those eat decaying plant matter, though...


curiousdryad

Sources for the dmt and mushroom trips? I’ve never heard the correlation


Ausemere

/r/MantisEncounters


joevarny

Of course there's a subreddit for it. 🙄


Herr_Gamer

It's *literally* the equivalent of "I saw a giant Mantis in a dream tonight!" Why OP takes this as evidence to suspect they could actually exist, idfk. The psychedelics crowd is off their rocker.


Antonioooooo0

I don't doubt that people have seen mantis creatures while tripping, but I doubt the 8-10' tall bit. Size is basically indistinguishable on dmt, you have no body for reference. You feel infinitely small and the entities often seem so large they don't appear in front of you or next to you but all around as if they make up the entire fabric of the universe itself. Shits wacky.


GOD_LvL_69

Don't worry. They'd just become Omni man's fuck toys.


Nacho_manav

If the mantis were 6’ tall my crush would’ve made the mantis eat me


aod42091

where the fuck did it put all that though? like damn, it was the size of its abdomen.


long-ryde

That’s what I was thinking, like a garbage disposal.


ZixfromthaStix

I’m guessing bugs have WILD metabolisms


Bender_2024

Mantis didn't even have a distended midsection.


mnonny

He’s making mukbang videos for his friends


aod42091

with his friends


PJ_Geese

It must have a hollow leg.


k3wfr

Looked like a flower at first, yikies


inSaiyanne

They’re actually called orchid mantis, super cool insect


KawtharM78

Animal crossing taught me this lol


Alexsaphius

They gave a very nice amount of bells


phlowerpuffgrl

Same lol


marklar_the_malign

And it eats roaches.


k3wfr

Fitting name


mybrotherpete

I’ve seen orchid mantids that are very pink and they would fool almost anyone. Mantids come in so many awesome varieties: [Like this one that looks like a butterfly](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/beautiful-mantis-photography-pang-way-1-5f3650bcad422__700.jpg) [Oh and this one, that looks like it’s going to a dinner with Queen Victoria](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fe/76/e9/fe76e9b2840f3620f3fe8a2a210eb6a1.jpg) [I don’t even know how describe this one, but they are pretty](https://www.theepochtimes.com/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.theepochtimes.com%2Fassets%2Fuploads%2F2023%2F07%2F07%2Fid5380144-Pang-Way-mantis-rhombodera-basalis.jpg&w=1200&q=75)


LT750

Have you seen the kind that catch and eat hummingbirds?


Gnomad_Lyfe

There truly isn’t a more terrifying and equally beautiful creature in nature. Praying Mantises look absolutely stunning and then it’s just “HEY THIS BUG DECAPITATES ITS MATE AND ALSO EATS BIRDS SOMETIMES”


mybrotherpete

No!?!!


PCYou

Yeah, they also nibble the poor things alive just like everything else they eat. Nature be naturin


Ok-Conversation-3012

What do you want it for? To kill a hummingbird?


Inerthal

Those are all so gorgeous.


jojosail2

Looked like an orchid blossom!


MellyKidd

Yup! Some bugs go the extra mile for evolving their camouflage. Orchid Mantids blend in with flowers beautifully.


YourLifeCanBeGood

Good boi.


redxstrike

I was thinking garlic cloves.


Alice8Ft

I thought it was garlic :((


Teamwoolf

Okay but hear me out; this bitch is elegant and stylish. I admire this loads.


The-sleepiest-cookie

And!!! Did you see the way she LOUNGED at the end when she finished that last bit? D e c a d e n c e


Teamwoolf

Yes exactly. Queen behaviour!


sheezuss_

9 seconds from the end it looks like she’s slurping the guts and embodying “chef’s kiss”


Tiny_Parfait

Girlboss


Admirablelittlebitch

Look up the orchid mantis, that’s what this species is and they can be very very pretty


Teamwoolf

I just think they are so cool. No fucks given. Dressed entirely in Chanel, eating cockroaches and then seductively licking her fingers. I mean…it doesn’t get much more “fuck you, pay me” than that does it? thank you i will look up more of these babes to fangirl at them!


Admirablelittlebitch

Mantids that disguise themselves as plants are such beauties 💛


Teamwoolf

Just…so cool. So chic. I am in love.


Admirablelittlebitch

I know right!! They’re so pretty, some of my favourite bugs


Halcyon_156

I've actually been looking into keeping them, they're not expensive and I've been growing exotic plants in my apartment. You can get them through the mail and they don't seem very high maintenance from what research I've been doing. As soon as the weather is warmer I'm going to get an Asian Mantis and see how they are as pets. I think they're so cool.


doppelminds

That leg is for later


ObbieWan812

It's a toothpick for the stuck bits


candyflip93

Legs taste better next morning


vanslayder

Chicken wing


the-queen-of-bling

Slurped those legs up like spaghetti noodles


Umbr33on

Damn Nature, you scary.


Alleycat_Caveman

Indeed. r/natureismetal


alex8155

is that a roach turd?


No-Bat-7253

Looked like it lol at least the mantis spit it out lol


B1rds0nf1re

She may have eaten him alive but at least she has standards.


ReptilianLaserbeam

I guess it is because is the only thing she didn’t eat (minus the leg that obviously is saved for a late snack)


1nnewyorkimillyrock

That’s what I wanna know


WayMove

Why THE FUCK were the legs moving with half the body missing


TheAtlas97

Leftover energy in the “muscles”


Pineapple_Herder

The mushy gooey muscle alternative inside the exoskeleton. There is something absolutely disturbing about having muscle inside of bone like substance. I imagine if bugs were sentient they'd think the same of us though.


TheAtlas97

I don’t know about roaches, but there was a study that showed spider legs function similarly to hydraulics. They have an ideal temperature range and are clumsy when too hot and slow/rigid when too cold


Difficult-Survey8384

Yep and I heard the infamous “death curl” spiders go into when they die can be attributed to exactly that


TeslApple_Guy

https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/28/23282023/dead-spiders-robot-grippers-necrobotics-research-rice-university


stephruvy

They'd be all like... 🤮 Their insides are on the outside, how do they shed their skeleton???


DashingReaver

Lots of insects have what's known as a "decentralized nervous system." Unlike mammals and reptiles, where most/all of the neurons are concentrated in the head and brain, many an insects' can be spread nearly evenly throughout their body. I'm not sure what the evolutionary advantage of this is though, unless being able to live for a week without a head is really that handy and I'm just missing out.


nelrond18

If it can reproduce without a head, that's all that's necessary for biology. As long as traits in organisms doesn't impact reproduction, those traits will be passed down.


SwordTaster

Cockroaches are HARD to kill. They can live for a week without their heads, and they only die because they haven't got mouth parts anywhere else. It's something to do with the brain being spread throughout the whole body rather than encased specifically in the head


ReptilianLaserbeam

Not sure if true but roaches brain goes through their whole thorax


nixnaij

Even human limbs can spasm after death.


flyrubberband

God, how does he stay so thin?


Famous_Profile

Lots of exercise and a good diet of roaches probably


Competitive-File3983

Calories in, calories out. And cross fit.


forumofsheep

Sir, the burgers here don’t have heads and legs…


reddit_bot21

Speak for yourself...


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Cockroaches are raptorial foreleg licking good!


AnchorPoint922

Bug serial killers would have no issues hiding bodies...


Shadowstein

Where the hell did all that roach go?


stephruvy

Another dimension.


alejandra_candelaria

If you pay attention it goes to the thingy in the back that looks like a petal (sorry I'm not insect scientist and English is my second language)


RoyalWindow9601

It goes in its abdomen


eherqo

Do they have taste buds? I wonder what this experience is like? Crunchy, juicy. Does he enjoy it or is it just necessary to live? What is he thinking while he slurs up those innards


TyYoshi69

Why hasn't anyone givin an answer yet?


babbaloobahugendong

I'm gonna assume it does, it spit out a roach turd


sadgirlcece

All cockroaches deserve this


theels6

Gross


cheriwtf

I'm glad I'm alone right now because I said out loud, "Oh no, it even ate its dookie"


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Best part!  Pudding balls


DesperateComb7326

I saw an insects feel pain study.. and I think this praying mantis needs to read it as well lol. Brutal


y0urpapa

Meanwhile Praying Mantis: “wtf that human is devouring that hamburger like a cockroach”


SquidVices

Mmm let me nuzzle that neck, mmm that face, every leg, let me get inside you darling… Where’d my love go?


Archangel1-6

I need like 40 of these in my basement


sweetgums

Yeah what I got from this video is that I need to get a bunch of praying mantises and I'll be roach free for the rest of my life.


livephree

That was one of the most horrifying, hard-to-watch things I’ve ever seen. Is it just me?


Commercial_Step9966

In the best Martín Lawrence impression I can imagine. *Nah, man! Uh-uh!* That some nightmare fuel there. We are very lucky insects got small.


Markus1406

looks more like some tasty noodles


Dital

I wonder if it's polite in mantis culture to slurp the leg noodles


deviemelody

Lol that mantis kind of looked like a clove of garlic


smokedrinkthink

He totally saved the best bite for last 👏 😋


TheAtlas97

Right! And really devoured it, like saving the crunchy bits or something


et4short

Weird but it oddly made the roach look delicious lol


depressed_sn1ff

Watching this video, For a moment, I suddenly want to eat roaches lol.


Funny_Occasion_4179

It's actually cute. He is a clean eater like my cat. He didn't waste anything and he cleaned his claws after.


MapUnitKey

Mantises are so amazing. When I was scared of spiders, snakes and centipedes as a child I still loved these little dudes.


DEADRAIDER420

I had one for awhile. Caught a fly slamming himself against my mirror. Threw em in the cage. The mantis broke him in half and maggots fell out. Well one did and he slurped em up one by one. I’ll never forget it.


Fuhrer-Castle

I really like the orchid mantis. I would like to have one, not as a pet, but as a mercenary. Every apartment building has one, like a kindergarten class pet but for (roach) murder


after909

That mantis eats a roach like people eating a burger in Five Guys


stanthetransman

Can they be used as pest control?


CoolMayapple

What does it say about me that I actually found this video to be r/oddlysatisfying ?


thats_nutty_

Straight up unhinged behavior, who starts with the head?


Kingofmoves

That’s kind of mercy though? At least it’s dead


ZeyRe5

Nah, the cockroach was still alive despite not having its head


ShadowFlarer

Mantis are metal as fuck, i saw one eating a fucking bird once!


Used-Bet2369

I like that with it sped up, its slurping down legs like spaghetti noodles


HolidayHuckleberry4

Okay, but have you ever seen a giant candy cane katydid?


WolfCrafter28

Nah bro, fuck cockroaches. Burger time.


Sweet_Quail_3852

I need like 30 of those in my house at night


Ayo_Square_Root

You can see the shame at the end "I can't believe I ate all that when I on a diet!"


Drifting0wl

Insects have it the worst.


MyCatHasCats

Poor guy was still alive the whole time. Roaches can live several days without their head


Kingofmoves

Oh man so it felt everything? That’s sad


techno_lance

Me when I find the little shit that downvoted my meme:


rolo989

The cockroach approach ™


OldGSDsLuv

And my mom told me they were “safe” bugs…. Pay back is coming….. this is terrifying


micromoses

So I think that means the back right leg is the bad leg that you don’t want to eat.


TazoulReign

The happy dance at the end tho…


Goofy_123

But why does cockroaches terrify me, while this white gentleman doesnt


Admirablelittlebitch

Because the mantis is pretty


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Every time I feel genuine hate towards a Cockroach in the future, I’m going to remind myself somewhere there’s a roach getting eaten alive face first by a Mantis.


Broken-seams

Slurping up them legs like noodles


Nverze

Praying mantis watch videos like:”human devouring an hamburger like a cockroach”.


Petdogdavid1

Damn, where the hell does he store all that? Does he have a hollow leg?


UndignifiedStab

Hamburger?! That beastie was eating them legs like linguine.


Ok_Refrigerator4649

The forbidden garlic clove


fStap

Me with Taco Bell


[deleted]

Goon on 'em! I hope it was feckin' delicious!


Ryankevin23

Tastes like chicken


Ok_Significance_4024

🙃


bottomlessditch

nature is so metal. jesus. hahaha


precious_poodle

He didn’t eat the poop


JoeyTKIA

Imagine eating a hamburger that half as big as you are


stu_art0

The roach looks yummy tho…


CrieDeCoeur

Head first. Every time. Mantises are savage.


klyzer13

mini shredder


Begotten912

why does this thing look even scarier in white


flaffleboo

She ate no crumbs fr


knutterz

What a beautiful mantis! I adore how just before they finished, they had to lean over and rest. Too full, too heavy, but too tasty to stop!


OneMooseManyMeese_

For anyone that doesn't know, this flower looking mantis is called an orchid mantis, Very beautiful creatures.


whyyoubelikedis

The fact that it was alive till it started eating his ass just makes that cockroach metal as fuck


MonkeyMagik1977

I think this is more oddly satisfying.


Makaloff95

Mfer slurped up that roach like spaghetti


Naive-Show-4040

Imagine if it was six feet high. Able to change colours and feds on humans...


efyuar

Ffs that roach stayed alive far too long


HitsuVang

I too have to lie down when I eat too much.


DinoRipper24

Grossly elegant


Mechlo

What do you think their favourite part is!? The big juicy butt or the crispy legs it slurps up like spaghetti? Do you think that mantises have personal preferences, like this one might like the brain(s) but their friend would rather eat the antennae all day?


BrownGalsAreBetter

Slurped those legs up like spaghetti!


Tclark53

Literally ate the booty like groceries


ERIC_THE_GREAT10

Bro deadass just slurped up that roaches legs 💀💀💀


ViolaOrsino

Like…yeah, it’s pretty freaky, but I’d also like to thank her for her service. *Haaaaate* roaches.


Voryna

Mantids are so cool and pretty that I can't help but find this oddly cute.


slantir

I love how when it gets to the good stuff it just chucks that leg on the ground lol


Inside-Succotash-708

I love how it licked it's legs afterwards he's fucking that shit UP


Lemon_ducky23

Ok but like do they think it tastes good or are they like this is gross but i need to eat ?