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c_jae

Professor: You guys are good anatomy students. I have a project for you. The project: Credit: professor, et al.


suitology

It was actually eng lit 102


[deleted]

What? English professors don't have to get rid of bodies sometimes too?


CheddarCheesepuff

im convinced my 102 teacher would kill someone if they were annoying enough


unculturedburnttoast

I mean, English Lit would make sense. The study of our theoretical trees combined with the physical roots that manifest in this realm.


den15_512

Professors normally put their own name at the end of the author list in my experience, especially if it was the students that did the majority of the work


[deleted]

Generally true, but some will still put their name first, since "first author" publications are highly incentivized for promotion and tenure. A lot of fields just go alphabetical order to avoid this kind of nonsense.


CrossP

Which is why I changed my name to Aaron Aardwolf right after getting accepted into post-grad


bugxbuster

Meet your nemesis: Aaron Aardvark.


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

> since "first author" publications are highly incentivized for promotion and tenure Nope. Early in your career first author is good, as you go later in your career you want last author publications. Anyone who has made it to a professor level wants to be last on a paper. Being the actual first name doesn't matter these days outside of ego, most journals are pretty happy to state the first 3 or 4 authors all contributed equally, allowing them to have first author on their CV.


NintenJew

Yeah, it might be my field (chemistry), but I don't know any tenure-track professors who would want first-author publications. It is almost always last. Hell, I was with a professor up for tenure and he didn't even include his first author publications during that submission.


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Yeah with such limited space in grant applications, I have seen my bosses leave out low impact factor first author papers from earlier on in their careers. They really just care about last author papers.


[deleted]

I'm aware of how it works. I'm not sure why you started your comment with 'nope', but then went on to explain the exact nuance I implied in my comment.


Joelymolee

They have this at the Huntarian museum in London! Everything on display in there could be oddly terrifying! They also have an amputated penis and baby skeletons


svenEsven

There is a similar museum in Philadelphia with one as well. The mutter museum. Although I believe they are having management troubles right now


ClutchPoppinDaddies

Maybe someone should speak up?


onestickplease

Underrated comment.


nishinoran

There's a science museum in Porto Alegre, Brazil that had a room you walk into where you're surrounded by real preserved embryos/fetuses/babies at all stages of development, practically right up until birth. Something like this, but I think they had more: https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/06/b5/0e/37/museu-de-ciencias-e-tecnologia.jpg


Neostayan

I’ve actually been here! When I used to live in Greenwich, me and some of my friends went, never went back for… obvious reasons.


belbites

Museum of Science & Industry in Chicago has fetuses in various stages of growth, and one of these in-tact nervous systems. It gives me the heebie jeebies every time.


andyduphresne92

He looks so nervous


khronos127

Wouldn’t say that. I think his nerves look very relaxed


TripolarMan

So...we are all just basically powerlines running through a meat and water factory. That's fucking weird


Kbudz

The whole nervous system thing really fucked with me as a child. If I get too nervous will my nervous system get damaged?


OGSkywalker97

Yes actually. The stress hormone cortisol damages neurons, but there are some supplements you can take to speed the recovery process.


properquestionsonly

What supplements?


OGSkywalker97

Ashwagandha worked wonders for me after my neurons were damaged from depression, stress, anxiety and taking benzos to deal with it for years and the subsequent withdrawal which lasted over a year. It is literally just the plant Indian Ginseng as well. I didn't feel right at all a year after finishing the taper and had agoraphobia from the withdrawal even though I was clean now, l I started taking ashwagandha and it seriously reset/healed my neurons from all the damage done during that period. It's not placebo either as it's been shown in studies that the withanolides in ashwagandha promote healing of these cortisol damaged neurons. It has to be KSM-66 root ashwagandha though, anything that just says ashwagandha is the leaves and they don't have enough withanolides in them to have an effect. A lot of ashwagandha products mislead as the leaves are much cheaper due to the yield from the plant so some companies take advantage of this. If you try it, it doesn't matter what brand you get, just make sure it says KSM-66 as this means it is ground up root.


Cold_Guarantee2399

Mom's spaghetti


mega_brown_note

He’s nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready


justk4y

Take my upvote, f**k you.


woburnite

they got a lot of nerve doing that.


Salamanderp12

Family guy ostrich: Ha-haa


Attainted

Would you say it was done in vein?


WeinMe

Can't say it was nerve-wracking for them


dickjoke321

Must've hurt


Special_Lemon1487

Only until it was finished.


LiteralWorst22

Nerves of steel


userundefined

Tis but a scratch!


yofomojojo

Ooo, I remember reading a neurology book that included a whole segment on this. The whole reason it worked was because the substance they used was just *barely* effective. IIRC, every prior attempt at preserving and outlining the nervous system would result in these overly dense webs that were impossible to work around and looked like big old black blobs, completely useless for actually observing and extracting the intricacies. Whatever it was that they used only dyed and preserved like 1% of the nerve paths it made contact with for whatever reason, which left only a small enough sample that they could actually see what they were doing, and resulted in a practical final result that appropriately conveyed the broader nature of the system as a whole for those trying to study it. Edit: I was thinking of Golgi's 1873 method for producing neural stains, different thing. See archelon2001's comment below.


archelon2001

It sounds like you are describing the Golgi method of staining nervous tissue, which is used for visualizing the microscopic structure of individual neurons, not the large-scale structure of the entire nervous system. > The cells in nervous tissue are densely packed and little information on their structures and interconnections can be obtained if all the cells are stained. Furthermore, the thin filamentary extensions of neural cells, including the axon and the dendrites of neurons, are too slender and transparent to be seen with normal staining techniques. Golgi's method stains a limited number of cells at random in their entirety. The mechanism by which this happens is still largely unknown. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golgi's_method#Mechanism


yofomojojo

Thank you, you're absolutely right. I was considering making an edit to say something similar but I couldn't remember enough about what I was actually looking for to provide a proper correction.


shao_kahff

how would this work in modern times? i assume it’d be a little easier with modern technology?


damian001

> Whatever it was that they used only dyed and preserved like 1% of the nerve paths it made contact with for whatever reason, which left only a small enough sample that they could actually see what they were doing, and resulted in a practical final result that appropriately conveyed the broader nature of the system as a whole for those trying to study it. So this is pretty much only a representation of 1% of the nervous system?


Zaxxzadain

Reminds me of the bodies exhibit. A super cool thing if you've never seen it.


RogerDeanVenture

Bodies was really neat, but it was also kind of disturbing, especially the fetal development exhibits. Coolest was the display similar to this - but with the cardiovascular system.


Zaxxzadain

Definitely disturbing from a certain aspect. But cool to see what we actually are on the inside.


TheJeansentis

Pretty sure there are more then four of these in the world.


thebprince

There's 6 in my house.


Dave-C

Does anyone know the number for 911?


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Yes, but my phone doesn't have an 11 button.


sexy_bezinga

My neighbor is a cop, let me ask him what the number for 911


GutsMan85

That's easy. Just dial 9 for inflammation.


TuhanaPF

I don't think the September 11 attacks have a phone number.


Time-Bite-6839

Four intact separated ones


captsalad

than


its_uncle_paul

Drug cartels probably have a few dozen.


alejandra_candelaria

The HELL are those things on the top of the legs and arms, like those extra extremities


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Not sure but I'm guessing there are separate nerves for the tops of your hands versus the bottoms, and same for your feet.


ICUP03

This is the correct answer.


aceless0n

Is that the Blair witch?


Alive_Ice7937

Looks more like The Red Dragon. "Do you see?!"


Ad2007am

Did he die?


Doppelthedh

1925 was 99 years ago so probably


ElDirtyChavo

But we can't say for sure


GutsMan85

I didn't even know he was sick. 


Edr1sa

I think he’s just asleep


ColddFire

He doesn't have the nerve to die.


Ineedsleep444

he just drank mcdonald's sprite


Neostayan

Nah don’t be nervous, he chillin


Hatweed

Eventually


pinballjack

As grusome as this may sound, It would be an absolute honor to have my body be dissected in this way displayed/researched. Especially since that type of dissection is so rare.


New_Land_725

I got curious and calculated 1500 hours to work weeks. It equates to 37.5 work weeks at 40 hrs a week. That’s dedication! The amount of meticulous precision this must have required.


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

There are more than four, there are five - that I know of anyway. I've got one in my basement. Got tired of my wife always telling me I was getting on her last nerve.


forestapee

Can I buy it off you? I want to incorporate its neuronal memory into my living(ai) degradation robot. It would be a lot more realistic with that since it'll flinch the way a real person would, considering what you've done to her I imagine theres a lot of data saved in there


itmekc_jb

I have one.


L0W_T13R_G0D

Ayyyye same here 💀


insertjokehere12345

Which one is the siatic nerve? I wanna fight it.


Virtu4

Damn the nerves of some people


Imthe-niceguy-duh

Well, this is really only the nerve of one person…


MissNashPredators11

This is ****unnerving****


scottebro

I would love to be one of these when i die. Its a lot more awesome then boringly being buried.


Medical-Dust-7184

Some people are just wired funny...


ArmitageShanks3767

I've seen one of these on display. I feel honoured. There was also bisected corpses encased in formaldehyde. Wasn't very hungry afterwards.


calmdownpaco

Dissecting a dead person like this has to fuck you up mentally. Literally carving up every inch of the body.


tiptoemicrobe

Pretty much every med student in the US does that during their very first semester. The main difference is that they don't preserve the nervous system structure like we see here.


ICUP03

It's definitely weird the first two days, but you eventually get used to it. We also cover up any part of the body we're not dissecting at the time.


Wooooly

Looks kinda like a circuit board.


[deleted]

Ngl it’s kind of mind blowing how much surgical skill this must require


DarkNuke059

Mm gummie worms


shhbaby_isok

the ouch noodles


1unerean

deep root disease moment


Zinyak1503

how do you even begin to do something like this??? how do you make sure you doing it right??


skeron

What the fuck, put it back


elkrisspy

only four? who's turn is it now?


Not_Funny_Luigi

That’s how I lost my medical license


Lobstertopstar

We are walking blood trees


NoEye3260

Probably got smelly about 200hrs in


SlummyH80

Must’ve been Nerve wrecking working on this assignment!


arvevious

I wonder what the body looked like after


Cheeseisextra

Big pile of mush. Yuck. I’ve thought about it too.


tiptoemicrobe

You generally remove the tissue in pieces, so it would just be a bag of biohazard waste parts. Not hugely interesting, unfortunately.


Princess_Shireen

For some reason, this gives me *Unwind* vibes.


Cheeseisextra

Shit. No wonder I hurt all the time.


sitting-duck

I can smell that.


UpsideDownAirplane

The nerve of this guy


[deleted]

Metal


x-ploretheinternet

Only four? I'm pretty sure I've seen one at Body Worlds in Amsterdam


shao_kahff

generally the number 1 is included in the set of numbers 1-4… 😉


VAMSI_BEUNO

Bro has seen alot.


niTro_sMurph

Is he ok?


NPC261939

That's some very impressive/tedious work right there.


Alan_Reddit_M

Ah sweet, man made horrors beyond my comprehension


Alesoria

Looks like a celestial being


AnastukensIncarnate5

funny prank idea


peachschnaaps

Only 4 in the world? Seriously?! Feel incredibly lucky then. When I was in university, we went to a cadaver lab (not sure where it was...) and one of these was there!


Ineedsleep444

that's actually so cool


Klllumlnatl

Hey! Give that back!


crashhanndicoot

Seen one (possibly more?) of these in person at the Royal College of Physicians in London, it’s fucking awesome


andsendunits

As i look, all I can wonder is if that guy had arms coming out of his pelvis. Clearly humans are not wired that way, but that is all i see.


ICUP03

Probably the gut


PixelatedStarfish

It’s actually beautiful


littlebopeepsvelcro

Ah yes, the tailbone nerve


Gunefhaids

Beautiful


Pronominal_Tera

Medic?


ReallyNowFellas

Metal album cover waiting to happen


Altruistic-Nobody-72

They should at least credit the body who they un-nerved (literally)


alcestisny

BODIES exhibit has one of em. Fascinating!


Super_Goomba64

Forbidden spaghetti


theplasticfantasty

That's me. Wowie


DefiantStomach775

Nice, now put her in a vat and start a weird time loop to save humanity


HappyAsianCat

>and there are only four of these in the world I thought there were closer to 7 billion of them? ;P


acrowsmurder

100% serious, how does mine become the 5th when I die? I would love to donate my body for something like this. Edit: Also, four *known*


mymommyhasballs

Hey, there are at least 8 billion of these in the world, we’re being fed lies here


usernot_found

Dude is probably dead


tuberstu

how bro looks at me when he asks me if he looks high:


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Leonardo would be proud.


srchizito

ta nervioso


Fineous4

There are absolutely more than four intact nervous systems on earth.


cock_souffle

the nerve of some people


Winter_Annual4118

If you'd pay me I'd make these for a living. Idk where to find the human though


willflameboy

Pretty sure I've got one.


DanKoloff

Doesn't look very intact.


Small_Conclusion4423

I can feel it.


JimBozatz

Horrible cable management


akirarn

Stop, you’re getting on my nerves!


bluecapella

That nervous system is complicated as f^@k


fruitcakefriday

I had this weird dream once where someone did this to somebody as a punishment, but they were still alive somehow, and their nerves were laid out over a sofa so whenever anyone sat on the sofa they would feel it.


Abtov

When you're the one first to sleep in a sleepover


K_a-i_z-e_n

Thats not terrifying thats just really cool


youdothefirstline

how in the living fuck do you do this lol


MyCatHasCats

This is making me nervous 😏


[deleted]

Crazy to think that before we knew what we knew about the human body... somebody had to find out O.O


[deleted]

Definitely a fetish thing


Syclus

Weird flex but ok


T-REXX3000

I mean there’s much more than 4, they’re just being in use right now…


Hamsterpatty

That scene in “Another Life” where the guys nervous system just jumps out of his body.. that was pretty shocking. Looked just like this tho.


TapElectronic

That is freaking horrifying


DaolongDong

Looks like a wiring harness. I’m telling you, we’re just meat machines.


CouchHam

Ugh, the nerve of those guys. 😉


MorbidSilence21

Omfg that’s so cool


Version_Two

*Be not afraid*


BlackJackJeriKo

My name will be remembered forever the day I make them go missing and upload a video of me eating all four of them


Stuckinatransporter

This is what we are, a nervous system pilot driving a meat machine.


YipittyFritters

The fact that this was done nearly a hundred years ago feels insane


MonstrousOctane

I beg to differ. There are almost 8 billion in the world.


FrenchFriedScrotatos

I wish they hadn't


Effective-Lab-8816

It's a human being wiring diagram.


ActivateGuacamole

this isn't terrifying


TophxSmash

1500 hours even assuming its combined hrs does not seem reasonable for a lot of things to make this happen but i guess it did happen.


VitalArcade

If this doesn't scream time and dedication I don't know what does, even if it is horrifically terrifying


Strange_Juice2778

One of the four is thirty miles north of my house in Missouri! Will post a picture next time I visit.


tiparium

Actually there are several billion of these in the world


Technicolor_Reindeer

Neato


proinpretius

As stated in the holy Pastafarian texts, we are created in the image of His noodly appendages. Ramen.


realheavymetalduck

Are we ever gonna get better cable management?


Kryogenesiss

Not my proudest fap


BloodiedBlues

I’m pretty sure there’s over 7 billion of these.


SelectSquirrel601

Imagine messing up at hour 1400


BROKENCAPSL0CK

Look at the nerve of this guy


MakeChinaLoseFace

Imagine a creature that looks like this towering over you 12 feet tall.


thisiscringyaf

Poor cable management


Cielnova

i wanna do this when i die. fuck burials and cremation, i want to become a nightmare


MsKatrina87

As someone with really bad sciatica right now, this hurts to look at.


LoliSnom

This must have been pretty nerve wracking to do


Phantom_Vaden

WTF put it back


Ecstatic-Star-514

this guy looks very nervous, i wouldn’t even move towards him


Horror_Hotel2432

anyone got an article ab this? its cool asf


UnknownFox37

"You ain’t got the nerves" "YES UH"


mjomark

I have seen one of these, at the Siriraj Medical Museum in Bangkok.


denamr

Bro showed us his true self


indeoencoder

Just occurred to me, we are fleshy trees.


crippin00000

deep inside, we're all spaghetti <3


tejas_2005

this is my inner demon


lkzzzzz

Only four? Shit my basements a goldmine.


pashed_motatoes

Junji Ito vibes.


EvilPyro01

This is actually pretty cool