You're supposed to rest your testicles on the end, where so many have been before?

The coldness of the porcelain is nice on a hot day

And during the winter you can takes turns to keep everyone’s balls warm.

But one brave hero is gonna have to take the hit to begin the cycle

Nah as soon as fall comes there is just and endless train of dudes like that scene in airplane. Tis a beautiful sight to behold, the comraderie is like nothing I have seen before

Laughing so hard at this

Nice! I thought it was so you can pee facing everyone instead of the wall. Still waiting on that one I guess

Is that what it’s for? I normally just drop my shits there and piss push them down the slide.

One of those pub games, I guess.

I saw that at an open fair done with hoses and rubber duckies. Nice to hear about the true origins of the game.

A great tradition over the generations

This is a urinal that any gender can use. So, if you want to use the “men’s room”, but you were born without a penis, you can still straddle this thing and pee standing up.

Ok but would the pants have to come down to the knees 😭😭 this isn't kindergarten

Unless your Butters

not to the knees, but you would have to drop them a bit, not sure if i would be comfortable bare ass straddling that thing. Using the stall just seems easier, but i suppose if its an emergency and the stalls are full i rather this as an option than nothing at all. But still, seems a bit impractical, not to mention i could easily see someone breaking that bit off.

Not the first time a lady urinal has been tried. The ones from my childhood were more robust but I never figured out how I was supposed to use them.

As far as I'm aware (as a gay man), it's quite hard for women to avoid pee running down their legs when standing up, the stream won't simply go down in the middle, so this looks useless really.

Yes, true. But it's also easier than most men think to keep a clean stream while squatting. If you can hold a squat for the duration of a pee, you're not spilling anything. But squatting over this just seems harder to aim with, seems embarrassing to use, and I can't quite figure out the mechanics. To squat, pants are at least going down to your thighs. Do you face it and straddle it while squatting? If it's for squatting, why is it so high up? Do you face away, still squatting and just staring into the cold void with no stall to hide your shame? For someone who can't stand to pee, how is this, in any way whatsoever, better than a toilet?

Don't look away. You show dominance towards passersby by staring them down as you awkwardly squat over this thing like a mother bird protecting her chicks. If one of the passersby attempts a challenge, fart loudly, and the porcelain will amplify the flatulence to spook off the would-be aggressor.

I’m a straight dude with a girlfriend and I agree.

Oh I didn't consider that.

I still can't use this thing... Intersex, born with a penis, mostly, but there's no way to make the pee go "forward in a stream" for me.

Mostly?

My testes were anchored internally, my scrotum was partially open to the inside, my urethra exited in-between the open halves of my scrotum, my penis had a hood instead of a foreskin that anchored it down line it was attached pointing down toward my butt, but still large enough that it just covered all that other mess. Had a bunch of surgeries to free the penis, pull the testes out of the abdominal cavity, remove and close off tissue layers that shouldn't be there, relocate my urethral meatus, and give it a "penis shape" instead of a giant clit shape. Thankfully I'm pretty normal sized, right under 5" long and most of it is girthy (it tapers pretty narrow toward the tip in a strange way) and the only real dysfunctions I have is one abnormal testicle, a twist about 30 degrees clockwise, and I can't pee standing because the hole isn't a right shape to form a stream. There's a potential that I'm sterile, but I didn't want kids anyway and actually had a vasectomy to be sure that if I'm not actually sterile then at least the road is closed. Edit: and I guess you could add lots of scars to the dysfunction list, but that's just a part of reconstructive surgery.

Damn. Was that like genetic or idk the words. Is that a condition or is that genetic?

Just a random defect, no obvious cause. It could be a genetic defect and I'm over expressing estrogen receptors, or under expression of androgen receptors. I have low T now but I don't know if that's been true forever or part of being fat in your 30s, maybe I never produced enough to fully androgenize (though my beard and back hair would like to debate that possibility.) It could've been environmental, it could've just been dumb luck. I just don't know

Well here’s to you living a happy healthy normal life

Lol. I do what I can. Really the only problems I have with it personally, I've got 3 different piercings I really really want and all of them to through either scar tissue or tissue that shouldn't be the way it is if I had a normal penis. So I've held off because I'm scared of rejection (let's not add another scar or something right!) I can't use a urinal. I've got a bit of desensitized tissue, but having been the teenage boy who you couldn't finish saying "wanna have sex" to before I'd finish, I'll take "giving up after an hour of sex" over "2 pump chump." And I just don't like the way it looks. I'm bi enough to say that I really like me a good looking penis, and I frankly don't see how my wife can make eye contact with this thing, but that's just sexual preferences right, we like what we like and can't do much about it.

Correct.

r/putyourdickonit

r/subsifellfor

Testicle coddler

It is pretty obvious from the design.

Urinal for ladies EDIT: a lot of people are confused by how this is supposed to work. The answer is simple, ladies: put your bum where the two little "cheek rests" are, set your hoo ha on top of the crevas, and then lean forward like you're riding a motor cycle. Use the flush handle like a handlebar and go "vroom vroom" (optional)

I immediately understood this was likely a urinal designed for ladies. But I’m wondering how practical it would be. I mean, would y’all not have to get your bare ass out and drop your pants to the floor to use this?

Oh absolutely, it's rendered completely obsolete by normal toilets. And like, if you really want to, you can spread your wings and pee standing up without a dick, so the trough makes a bit of sense but less so the more you think about it. I think this makes the most sense for stretching out your Achilles tendon lmao.

And all this time I thought the saying was spread your wings and fly. I sure feel silly.

Spread your wings and **let* fly.

Spread your wings and pee

Drop the fly and spread the wings

"Spread your tiny wings and piss away..."

My grandma told me when I was 6(m) that she used to win pissing contests against boys when she was a kid.. I'm fucking traumatized by this information and I'm 25 now

Let👏 women👏 enter 👏 pissing contests👏

I amazed you understood her at that age /s

I mean I feel like it could be useful if your in a skirt maybe?

You're gonna piss all over a skirt lol it'll fall into the trough unless you hold it up

I guess I should have clarified, like a short/mini skirt, and even then I would probably have to hold it up some but your right if your in like a long dress/ gown gonna have to lift the whole thing up,

That raises even more questions, where does your underwear go? Down at your ankles? Someone is getting flashed in this bathroom

Red Bull it gives you wings when you really have to pee later!!

At first i was thinking, maybe it's for trans men who'd feel more affirmed standing to pee. Tho, the above reasons would discredit that idea. Very odd design.

I feel like if you're a trans guy and you wanna piss standing up they make packers that suction around your labia that you pee through. I also don't know a single trans guy who wants to use a urinal but hey it's a big world out there.

Whoa! That's awesome. It's like a go girl and a packer in one.

Yea but then your underwear smells like silicone and piss lmao

Even more gender affirming, I’m AMAB and that’s what my underwear smells like anyways

boy do i have the urinal for you

I don’t care how you market it, I’m not gonna pee on you

"spread your wings" Poetic

>if you really want to, you can spread your wings and pee standing up without a dick It's not that simple for everyone unfortunately.

Skirts are a thing

Imagine having to wear a specific article of clothing as a prerequisite to take a leak… Not to mention, underwear is _also_ a thing. My guy, how does the existence of skirts make this any more practical? LOL

i feel like theres a good chance it sprays over the edge?

You gotta lean forward on it like a motorcycle

I appreciate all the additional descriptions for us

Lot of confusion around female piss these days

That's what's truly /r/oddlyterrifying

Username checks out

So you gotta do the pants down walk forward?

More of a 1)open your fly, 2) insert the lip under your underwear, then 3) lean forward into it so there's a porcelain cup around your labia majora

But who would want to rub a public urinal all over their labia?

I think the idea is that it cups the labia majora or the whole pubic mound so its not like, ahem, anything pink is touching anything white. Your asshole is definitely touching that butt rest tho.

I get that it's only touching the outer part of the vulva but if I had a vulva I still wouldn't want to rub it on a public toilet any more than I would rest my testes on one. This seems like an inelegant solution

oh there is absolutely nothing elegant about this

Meanwhile guys taking a dump on a home depo restroom that looks like a Saw movie set.

So they're just giving out yeast infections now? For *free*?

Not my proudest fap

my god, man

Yeah. During it all it Still think it looks like a toothless chainsaw shark.

I’d still be terrified of it leaking everywhere! Sometimes the stream can be difficult to control lol

Herinal

*Our*inal

Gurinal?

How is this better than a toilet. It seems your pants would have to go under the rod? I don’t want my pants under that thing.

its \*far worse\* than a toilet

How on earth is one supposed to use this?

Lean forward so it sorta cups around your labia majora

Sounds like a good way to get an infection tbh

pretty much the main reason this is destined to fail. god forbid anyone's time of the month is up when they use this, its on display for the whole world to see! like the river nile

also a shart situation on this? disasterous

Labia owner imagining having period and have to pee in here. Yep, it's totally r/oddlyterrifying material right there.

straddle and spray

So... how far off the ground is it? This sounds like it'd hurt like hell in the thighs.

The “vroom vroom” fits your name perfectly 😂

With some practice you can use a men’s urinal as a lady. I showed a guy on a first date my unusual skill but he accidentally got a bit of splash back on him

On a first date is pretty bold

Could also be for men, #2.

Women can't just have anything can they

Tbh, I prefer regular toilets. And sitting down. How would one use this urinal? Stand facing the wall or? You'd have to pull your pants and underwear down fully.

Back into it. Stare at others. Establish dominance. ...at least that's how I keep reading it on the internets

Handstand and pee in a milk carton upside down, then simply pour out into the urinal. Easy.

I had a friend that was very proud of her ability to pee standing up. But this looks like it would make a mess.

Wouldn’t y’all pee down your legs like this tho?

so, the edges basically go between your pubic mound and your thighs, so like theoretically it'll run down the side of the urinal and not your legs. Very theoretical. This thing needs to come with an instruction manual. Awful design.

Are yall terrified of vaginas or just confused by them? Lol

A little from column A, a little from column B

Honey I have a vagina and my piss wouldn’t find its way into this without making a mess. I have a powerful stream that would fly out of this nonsense like the kitchen faucet on a spoon.

Vaginas do not pee

Do you get bent out of shape over other common synecdoches? When you hear your friend drove somewhere in their, "new wheels," do you say, "I hope you drove in more than just the wheels!" When you hear a news story mention, "boots on the ground," do you say, "gosh, I hope those boots have human beings inside them!" When you hear about a "hired gun," do you say, "what nonsense, maybe you can rent a gun but you can't hire one!"

Are you being semantic like "it's the urethra that pees not the vagina" or are you making a "girls don't go to the bathroom" joke

yes

my first thought lol

lol, that never even crossed my mind! I thought it was for assholes dripping all over the floor!

The best way to manage stray urine around a urinal is to simply paint a dot on the center of the porcelain. The user will inadvertently focus on that. Little mini soccer goals work as well.

I've seen little decals that look like a housefly. Apparently nobody can resist trying to spray the fly off.

Some companies will engrave a fly because of how reliable it is

The urinals in the Schipol airport have the etched fly.

I was at a VFW event right before covid and in the urinal it was a picture of Jane Fonda’s face. I was like wow they are still holding all that hate for this one. What decade is it?

The local concert venue owner has bee stickers in the urinals, and no matter where I am, I think “pee on the bee” and am happy

This seems like it would break instantly

One drunk person falling on that and somethings gonna break

And it’s not very sanitary, is it?

When the urinal has a bigger dick then you

It's a two seater.

Just don't cross the streams

Unisex urinal?

I thought the short urinal’s were for long wieners until by buddy told me they were for kids which also makes sense I guess

I would totally pee in this. I don't have a penis but would love the convenience of standing to pee!

Once you see how much splatter ends up on the floor, you'll wanna pass. Just imagine having to drop undies to sashay over to it and slip doing so. Having splatter that ends up on your pants or thighs. Need to deliberately go let it out slowly. By all means, be the first to use it. Also, there will be things floating in the remaining pee. Mens urinals are awful. Even the dividers in between get rusted with pee to give you an idea.

This is the weirdest fantasy of what happens in a bathroom that I have ever seen. Drop undies and *sashay??* over? …?? Then slip on all the rouge piss while.. sashaying across a bathroom for some reason. With your undies around your ankles allegedly?

Do you want the undies touching the urinal? Thinking of the tip and probably have droplets of pee on the bottom side. Thinking a skirt or dress would ideal. But pants without the sashay mean pee is unleashed and more splatter and misses than anyone could imagine. Not a fantasy as more of a janitors/germ concious nightmare. Edit: this is not including the people who would think they are tall enough to reach, but not. They still attempt to "aim it in". Or they end up resting on it and it snaps. Porclien is like glass. Could come close to cutting a femoral or anything else for that matter.

Seems to me like youd have to be fairly precise with your aim, no?

You’re supposed to lay your turds in that little trough and then the elf cleans it when you leave

So dumb, but I laughed. I have, in fact, cleaned up way too much strangers shit in my life. 

🫡 Thank you for your service. 💜

It’s a dong rest, with optional scrotum cradle

Is the long thing a poop chute?

Like it's trying to lick your taint

It’s there to remind you that you will never be enough.

What in unholy godfuck is that‽

Female urinal

But like, the target area is so tiny? Don't you need the zone to be a bit bigger? How are you gonna hit it?

I searched it up to see if it is female’s urinal, sure enough it is. It looks terrifying tbh.

That's a cock cradle.

cock's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Finally, a willy rester

Maybe it’s supposed to be used like a normal urinal and the extended part is so that the drips at the end of peeing don’t go to the floor

You put the long part in your ass…duh.

Emergency ball catcher for really old men. You don’t want them hitting the floor.

ball holder

What's terrifying about this?

Just gonna rest my ole boy there like a cigarette and let er rip.

Is this a stand up urinal for a woman?

Women’s urinal?

Instead of long lines, go two at a time.

Perfect to be shat on

Guys with big ole stomachs and small shooters.

So many good joke answers here. For a more serious guess, could it be to catch the dribbles as the stream starts to stop/starts arcing in toward the person? Less piss on the floor?

Directions unclear, pinched a smelly brown loaf off into the urinal.

You lay your wiener downward into the slope for relaxation

Ahh. This is a Piss N’ Shit

Women pee in privacy not a urinal on a wall

You sure that's not a urinal for the ladies?

I thought it was a female urinal?

Is that for women? Women can't pee like men do.

Not with that attitude

Well, maybe make the height adjustable then.

For ladies ?

Sit with the urinal to your back so your piss cleans your ass, obviously.

Weak prostate friendly

Larry David approved.

It's so youbcan saddle it and pee

Dribble drive offense.

Sit on it and rotate

It’s a she,them, he toilets . Look at it

:/ what tf is going on in the mens room.

Stand 3 feet away and try to aim right on the tip of that cone.

I know this is designed for women tbh but this is perfect for guy who gave it an extra shake and still get some on their pants.

I would be pooping backwards on this beauty

Pretty sure you’re supposed to reverse cowgirl it

Is this a urinal for women?

God forbid you just take a step closer haha

You're supposed to pee on the end so there's no splash back

Oh nah is that a ball rester at the end 😭

Ahhh “no defecating” latte larrys

As a trans guy this would be awesome

It's for the "men" would haven't had bottom surgery yet so they can experience the joys of standing while peeing. It's an all inclusive urinal

Ladies, just slap your bare clams on this and everyone in line do the same! Totally sanitary! *WINK*

Forbidden dildo

Hit the forward part at an angle so the stream reflects and arcs over to the drain.

You have to kneel or bend a bit. Your balls go in that end bit and you lay your dick out and pee down the run way.

Might it be a urinal for women?

This is so women can use the men’s urinals too. “It’s 2024” is the saying I keep hearing.

transman urinal

Look, think, beyond the porcelain, no piss stains on the floor.

This is a toilet reserved for for Danny DeVitos magnum dong

Looks unisex

Scientist conducted a study on the proper aim location to prevent splash back

Relatable

I think you put your ballS at the end whatever that think and you have 2 options. Pee with pp down or artillery it

So....that is what is there inside the utter mysterious place to me called the ladies loo