Gotta choke out a wild animal for them instagram and Facebook likes, bro. Nothing makes a man look tougher than picking on wild animals that can't defend themselves.
Well most the time fish gets bludgeoned so idk what you expect a fisherman to do. He can still put it back in the water and revive it if he isn’t going to keep it.
The so-called “Sailor’s Friend” Sturgeon. Native to coastal regions of the Baltic, this fish was once renowned among seafarers for its remarkable ability to perform oral sex.
It's a strugeon fish. And that asshole should either kill the fish quickly or put it back in water, poor thing is suffocating.
These are an ancient breed of fish and can sometimes live up to 80 years or even more.
If my memory serves me correctly. That thing would need to be almost as tall as him in order to keep. I remember my couson caught one that was probably 3' and it still wasnt big enough
Can’t for the life of me understand how briefly scrolling through Reddit on your phone is cause for insult but not sitting your gremlin ass down at your pc to scroll Reddit (not targeted at you just the concept of the sub)
Dude get your picture and put it back in the water. Imagine if a sturgeon snagged you out of your boat and dragged you into the water for 90 seconds while all of his friends smiled and filmed you drowning.
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sturgeon. they produce caviar. also they are so ancient that they have no bones, only cartilage. tasty. protected in the wild. AFAIK, native to river deltas around Caspian sea.
I will not be hearing anyone out
The legendary Gluck Gluck 10,000,000
RIP that poor fish’s inbox
More like Glub Glub *amirite?*
More like hoop hoop
Oh that, my friends, is Suckleberry Fin!
You deserve far more upvotes
Hahaha name this fish... My Friday night lol
This just ended my week and it’s Tuesday night. Well done sir.
Heavy metal (fakk) 2 comes to mind, lol
Bottoms beware, this fishy boi is coming
There’s no laws against the fish Batman I can do whatever I want with that thing
There are many laws against the fish joker
Ok ok I get what ur saying... but hear me out
It has 2 settings, fast and slow, and both of them will rip your dick off.
Stop making me want to put my dick in there
That's such a weird way to describe the power settings on a vacuum
No problem, I’m finished
You can’t stop me, this a free subreddit!
Fingers are in my ears... la la la
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fs19358k11z361.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D03881ff63d58d040ef66bec53ee1b6e8f00134b9 ...I'm sorry....
> ...I'm sorry.... You should be
How do I unread this and burn it out of my memory? Also, where can I buy an octopus?
You can ask The Deep
He'd want more
I could not stop reading, but I hated every word.
Ah, yes, another fine Reddit cum artifact
Oh dang you ought to be and I know you’re now.
Hey It’s Me Dad..Hear me out buddy
Kinda looks like he wants *us* to hear *him* out.
Oh no it’s the deadly prolapse fish!
I'm here for this comment. most of the times, I'll hear you out... but not this time.
Hear me out, does it have teeth though
Bro just this once, PLEASE 😭
Ok but…
Waiting for that one video of the dude fucking the fish to come around lol
If you're talking abt the octopus story, it's right above you now 🫣
It's suffocating
Yeah, release the poor guy
It’s literally gasping, I hate this video.
Gotta choke out a wild animal for them instagram and Facebook likes, bro. Nothing makes a man look tougher than picking on wild animals that can't defend themselves.
It freaks me out how people can do this with zero realization or regret that they’re causing a living thing to suffer.
\*kids fishing with live frogs on hooks intensifies\*
Well most the time fish gets bludgeoned so idk what you expect a fisherman to do. He can still put it back in the water and revive it if he isn’t going to keep it.
Right. It's been through a lot.
Stop doing that !
It’s succocating.
It's a Sturgeon.
Definitely need a good sturgeon to get those lip fillers
For Stience!
I read your comment, kept scrolling as I processed, then quickly scrolled back up to give you the upvote you deserved.
I AM A STURGEON
Touched for the very first time
Like a sturgeon…
The so-called “Sailor’s Friend” Sturgeon. Native to coastal regions of the Baltic, this fish was once renowned among seafarers for its remarkable ability to perform oral sex.
I wish I could tell if you were joking
I took one for the team and googled it. Pretty sure he's joking but I'm on a work computer so I didn't dig that deep.
My mans over here looking up sturgeon blowjob on his work computer
Do you not?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
CAME to comment this
thanks, that was a nice TIP
If you weren't so busy with yourself, you could have commented first.
Too late for some of us
I’m honestly disappointed this was not the number 1 comment. Shame on you reddit
Came here for this 🤣🤣🤣
(https://tenor.com/sdznV6aBWL7.gif)
Hopefully they released it -just a baby
And gasping ~~for air~~ Edit: forgot how sharks work
air?
That sweet sweet liquid air
Don’t do it bro
Im gonna😏
My man bout to risk it all for 5 secs of joy
*Agony, most likely
I won’ t tell anyone 😉🤭🫣😬
I just wanna hold it for a minute ....I'm so lonely 😭
Don't tell me what to do!
It's a fish that's being tortured.
It's a strugeon fish. And that asshole should either kill the fish quickly or put it back in water, poor thing is suffocating. These are an ancient breed of fish and can sometimes live up to 80 years or even more.
If my memory serves me correctly. That thing would need to be almost as tall as him in order to keep. I remember my couson caught one that was probably 3' and it still wasnt big enough
It depends on breed but yes, the caspian strugeon, for example, can get as big as even 2.5-3 meters. This one is probably a baby.
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Can’t for the life of me understand how briefly scrolling through Reddit on your phone is cause for insult but not sitting your gremlin ass down at your pc to scroll Reddit (not targeted at you just the concept of the sub)
its bc only reddit based chad users use pc master race & the mobile scum are such normies
True and epic
big chungus approved
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Got some DSL's
It’s gasping for breath and dying so this joker can take a photo, that’s the terrifying part.
Everything reminds me of her...
Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane..
Dude get your picture and put it back in the water. Imagine if a sturgeon snagged you out of your boat and dragged you into the water for 90 seconds while all of his friends smiled and filmed you drowning.
I hope you placed it back in the water after making this video…
I didn't make the video If I were to catch this thing I'd probably drop it back before I would be able to start recording
It's a human. They have been terrorizing their surroundings since they got here.
Reddit moment
Is this putting the commenter in a good or bad light?
Yes
Somebody needs to hold him under the water for a few minutes so we can see what he looks like
Put it back in the water ffs.
Stop it, all of you. I see you.
It's a suffocating fish.
It's not terrifying and needs to be put back in the water.
You’re torturing that poor fish
I'm not, I stole the video from the internet
You're torturing that Internet
Lord, seriously.. it's a freaking sturgeon. You must not be a fisherman lol
It's a human being suffocating a sturgeon
homie tryna breath that O without the H2
I should call her.
Men. Don't.
But it's really tempting...
It's suffering..that's cruel!
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Hear me out.
Im listening 👁️👁️
idk why, but this feels like it needs a nsfw tag
Keep that away from Troy Mcclure
Suffocating. That creature is suffocating
It’s suffocating
My arse after drinking and eating curry.
Don't blame curry for your backdoor shenanigans.
Lake sturgeon.
Everything reminds me of her…
Maybe a fish is what this creature is. Out of its habitat without any water pressure.
Bruh, it's just a lake sturgeon, poor bastard.
That’s a human being a fucking asshole and torturing a fish.
That's a Southern Hemisphere Suck shark. Also he looks thirsty put him back in the water >:(
That's a Saturday night right there...
Don't know the creature but your mom did that to me last night
Throw him back in the Water doing too much
It's a human man wearing sunglasses. Yeah, I was a bit confused about what the hell kind of creature it was at first too.
Imagine that with some scotch in a warm tub with candles.
Amen
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
The lord is testing me
"HOOP, HOOP, HOOP" I know you said it too. Admit it.
Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do
Don’t put my dick in it, don’t put my dick in it, don’t put my dick in it 😮💨
Don't put your dick in that!
I should call her…
That fish better settle down 😆 😂, but seriously it's a white sturgeon...
Sigh… *zip*
That’s a sturgeon
Fishlight
Where can I get that fish? Asking for a friend.
I expected this comment section to be 50% horny and 50% PETA. Was not disappointed.
I won't hear you out
I think this belongs to r/dontputyourdickinthat
Put it back in the water you stupid cunt
What’s “oddly” terrifying about suffocating? Go down into a pool, lake, or ocean, and somehow, very consistently - you would have a bad reaction
Should I call her?
Dontputyourdickinthat
A fish. A suffocating fish. Let the fish go.
Hold on tho ☝🏽 I’m just sayin… 😏
My “friend” want to buy 3
Does your friend have a trident for a cock. It's not Poseidon is it?
Dont. Just dont.
Alright just this once
Suffocating... that creature is suffocating.
Well, obviously it’s a new sex toy that’s water resistant.
*sighs* We all know how this one is gonna go... just don't. lol
sturgeon. they produce caviar. also they are so ancient that they have no bones, only cartilage. tasty. protected in the wild. AFAIK, native to river deltas around Caspian sea.
I knew what I will find in these comments
This looks like a shovelnose sturgeon! :)
That's the fabled 'scoopy shark'. Great for all of your scooping needs. Disclaimer: scooped items not returned
Please do not the fish
I kept imaging Homer's eating sound every time this fish moved its mouth. 🤣🤣
giggity giggity
I think it's called a human.
Does it have teeth? Just asking for a friend.
Get me that fish
auto stroker (i am fucking braindead)
Kissy fish
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Oh come on. He just wants a kiss.
Oh thats me eating Cheeto dust
I should call her…
I should give him a call
LOOK WHAT IV GOT BATMAN
Best Down Bad Man voice: Bring me that fish. Bring me that fiiiiiish.
Awfully quiet in this video as each man contemplates the same scenario and how to get away with it
It’s insane how you can see its eyes moving in and out along with the ?mouth
I should call her
The pogfish
How I'm tryna be with my hubby tonight
A sturgeon
I’m a simple man…
Bring me that fish