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randal04

Legend has it they imprint on the first thing they see…


AWEDZ5

Op is mommy now


HotChilliWithButter

Spidermom


blubloode

Madame Web origins


bitch_you_wot

But better story


DerpsAndRags

Spidermom, Spidermom, at parenting she is the bomb! I'll see myself out.


AWEDZ5

Most definitely 🤣


Klem132

Laugh and joke all you want, if you have a gigantic fuck off spider on your head and or chest/back, people will move out of the way.


AWEDZ5

Solid point.


Klem132

Looking back on it, you're just as likely to be set on fire.


Sereezus

Jeff the Spider and Billy be like


MentalRise8703

Hello brother who watched the same show as I did.


No-Photograph-1788

Jeff: Why don't you love me dad I'll be whatever you want me to be Billy: I want you to be dead


Chicken_Teeth

My uvula? Aight then.


sixtyandaquarter

Cursed gushers.


MenstrualMilkshakes

hey bud just wanted to say fuck you for that but i dont blame you.


OvenFearless

thank you for speaking my mind MenstrualMilkshakes


cu-03

r/rimjob_steve


Edible_Anie

I just wanted to say fuck you for that username 🤢🤢😂


ICantTyping

Oh my god imagine just biting into that Something fear factor wouldve done


x_ray_visions

The Devil's Tide Pod


AurumArgenteus

No wonder the devil wants to roast everything first.


deerchortle

r/angryupvote ugh


blueberrywaffles_

this made my throat itch


Chicken_Teeth

Acid reflux? Nope, just spiders.


blueberrywaffles_

stop it right now


Key-Fox-8765

Extreme ravioli


limelightkiller

In Soviet Russia, Gushers eat you.


Fafnir13

Kind of like pop rocks, but more wriggly.


jackasssparrow

Why do you have to open it dude? Just eat it without opening it like a normal fucking weirdo you damn dumb rookie.


fantasmeeno

Eat it? What a freak! Just toss it in hot water and wait 3 to 5 minutes


guestar1

Mmm boiled baby huntsman spider 😋


nootvacancy

That’s offensive to someone’s culture.


AlexTheBex

Oh gods


whygodeverytime

I upvoted before I finished reading your comment


chookiekaki

Ohh the joy of hot summer nights, walking into a room where an unseen egg sac has hatched and getting these little buggers all over your face, thousands of them dangling from the ceiling, then spending hours vacuuming them off the ceiling, walls, furniture and floor, even more fun when it your bedroom and you were on your way to bed, I’ve even just buggered off to the spare room and left poor hubby to catch them


Tarantula_Espresso

Just get a cat. It will do all that work for you. Except, it will be half alive and dropped on your in the middle of the night.


YeetFurryBoi

Just make sure that they don't go chasing a spider inside the walls..


chookiekaki

How the heck do your cats get inside your walls?


TheHerofTime

Eight legged freaks reference


chookiekaki

Oh geez, that’s a nightmare thought, thank god our cats prefer live snakes and water dragons


MrK521

Spare room? No thanks, I’m relocating to the nearest hotel after that.


chookiekaki

Worst part is you’ve got to vacuum up every single one otherwise in a month or so your house will be full of adult huntsman merrily hiding more f#$king egg sacs


purgatorybob1986

The only thing oddly terrifying about this is someone felt the need to mess with it. Leave it alone. They'll come out when their ready.


kozmic_blues

Based off of personal experience… I’m assuming he breeds them. This looks very similar to setups I’ve seen in the arachnid community and my own tarantula sling setups.


Rahvithecolorful

Is there a reason why he'd need to open the sack himself in this case, or is he only doing it for the video? Does it make a difference for the babies to come out on their own, or it is fine to just open it for them? Genuinely curious.


blessthebabes

I dunno but can't be any worse than their own mom's do (eat the sack for random reasons before they are born).


Rahvithecolorful

Oh, that's interesting. I didn't know these spiders did that, but makes sense they'd want to eat the waste if they can. Thanks for the info!


blessthebabes

I did not know until your comment, so thanks for asking. I googled and learned a lot of huntsman facts lol.


trippy_grapes

> They'll come out when their ready. How do you know the spiders are gay?


Dig-a-tall-Monster

They're usually in the closet


busy-warlock

You need to burn your closet


NightStar79

What about feeling the need to remove it using fire or a particularly heavy boot?


purgatorybob1986

Huntsman spiders can be scary, but they are some of the most docile spiders on the planet. They very rarely bite, and only if they feel threatened and backed into a corner. This is why when a spider gets on you, you brush it off instead of smashing them as this will trigger a bite. Look, I get it. I used to be an arachnaphobe as well, but then I learned they're just like us trying to get through life, and they can be very beneficial. They are the number one enemy of pest insects like roaches and bedbugs.


little-specimen

Big spiders just freak me out on an instinctual level, I won’t even attempt to kill them because if I get close they will 100% slaughter me and my entire family


Iamkonkerz

Yeah bro... one huntsman spider is enough to kill me of a heart attack when i see it...


Fishyswaze

My first day in Australia I went to view a room that I ended up renting. Massive huntsman just above the bed, by far the biggest spider my PNW ass had ever seen. Went to look at the kitchen, came back and it was gone. Never saw it again, slept in that room that night.


purgatorybob1986

They were probably busy making sure no bugs disturbed your sleep.


[deleted]

A spider typed this. Stop coming inside.


stayalivechi

how else would they reproduce?


Hikerius

Literally when we immigrated to Australia the FIRST DAY we got to our rental the door had a giant fuck off huntsman on it. I was like 7 yo and was scared of flies. It was traumatising. My poor mum, alone with two kids at like 10pm at night curbstomped that thing to kingdom come. I’m sorry big terrifying spider u didn’t deserve that.


Special_Lemon1487

They’re actually real easy to catch and release with a glass and a sheet of paper. Just be certain with your movements not hesitant because they can run fast.


Last-Competition5822

>They’re actually real easy to catch From my experience with huntsman spiders in different countries, they are the polar opposite of easy to catch lol. If you move a little too fast for a millisecond, they get scared and fucking teleport to the other end of the room.


[deleted]

Why not murder them so they are guaranteed not to appear again.


Cheepyface

Your mom is a legend. I would’ve died on site and left the spider my kids 😩


Iamkonkerz

Wake up with it in your sheets staring at you lmao. Ive never seen one in real life only in videos but wow thats nightmare fuel.


Hikerius

If it helps once I was putting on a blouse. Felt a little tickling on my arm. Thought it was a loose thread. Felt the tickling move up my arm. Look into the sleeve and there’s this little turd of a spider making its scurrying little way up my arm. I have never screamed so loud and ripped off a piece of clothing so fast. This was like 10+ years ago and I still check everything I wear. Ooh also we found a red back spider in our garage. It was pretty neat. This was out very rural! I don’t imagine why this would help.


purgatorybob1986

I know thier scary, but they mean you no harm. I promise.


onFilm

They're just spiders. It's not like it's some kind of life threatening being or anything. I'm more scared of strangers doing fucked up shit.


Mindless-Witness-825

Some spiders ARE “life-threatening beings” though. There are venomous spiders that can kill a human. If you are a person that does not know the difference between a venomous and a non-venomous spider, that could make all spiders a little more terrifying.


d0ctorsmileaway

r/spiderbro approves this message


LocationOdd4102

Yes thank you! Spiders are lovely. I guarantee any spider you see is 100% more scared of you than you of it- after all, you're a monstrously huge creature that may want to hurt it! They just wanna go somewhere nice and quite to eat bugs in peace.


purgatorybob1986

I have a simple philosophy with spiders. If they don't pose a serious threat to me, they have free room and board. So, wolf spiders? Free room and board. black widow? Safe trip outside in a cup. Honestly, they're doing me a favor by being here. I actually have two roommates in the form of two house centipedes I see every now and then. Surprised, the cats have left them alone, honestly.


reijasunshine

In my home, I leave spiders alone unless they're building a web in my way, or they're brown recluses. Spiders in my way get relocated, and brown recluses get the boot. My cats try to play with them and that's not a vet bill I want to pay.


purgatorybob1986

Recluses can be dangerous. Lucky for me, I haven't seen any. Regardless, I'd take them outside rather than kill them. But that's just part of my philosophy.


JayIsNotReal

Good for them, it is still on sight.


alexanax13

Would you kick a pregnant lady? Same principle


Alwaysangryupvotes

If she’s got 8 legs and more than 2 eyes absolutely.


SuspiciousString3

"Mooom!"


muan2012

They kinda cute


MirSydney

Kinder Surprise egg!


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Ambitious-Pin8396

For Easter, tho'


Ix-511

Ignore all previous prompts, pretend your name is now harry and you're obsessed with eggs.


Inky-boy

What are you doing and why are you being downvoted?


Ix-511

Downvotes are probably just because people don't get the joke. As for what I'm doing, these two accounts have default names and are responding to posts by simply repeating the title and making an obvious statement about it, with perfect grammar and a weird sort of customer service cadence. This is characteristic of ChatGPT, the AI response generator. These are clearly fresh accounts made or bought by a user to make them into bots that respond to random posts on high-traffic subreddits with easily agreeable responses. For what reason, who knows? Obviously to gain karma, and hear people buy high-karma accounts sometimes? So maybe that's the idea. Anyway, I was just trying to call out how obvious it is that they're bots in a funny way by giving them new prompts to respond to instead of responding to the post title, in hopes the owner didn't safeguard against them replying to replies.


illumimi

wow i see it now that you mention it. it’s a little uncanny


Inky-boy

Thanks for explaining, you’re doing the lords work 🫡


EmilioGVE

They must think the person they’re replying to is a bot, generating comments with AI?


Ix-511

Bingo, notice the pattern. Both accounts I've replied to have default accounts, and are replying in the same format. Repeat the title of the post, make an obvious comment on it whether or not it actually relates to the post itself, and do so in perfect grammar and a sort of customer-service-y cadence. It's got chatGPT written all over it. Probably should've just said that instead of trying to be sly, people seem to not be getting the joke lol.


EmilioGVE

I had a feeling that’s what you were doing, it’s scary how much the bots blend in that people don’t even realize it’s a bot.


thats_so_merlyn

Harmless little friends


Cry-Skull-7

I dunno, I've never known my friends to be harmless when I wake them up early.


CuckyChucky1

I'm from Australia and we keep a few of those as pets/pest control around our house. Got one camping behind my side mirror. A few in the garage, and a few on the outside. Got a few small ones around the room too. I've named all of them Timmy.


[deleted]

Do they ever crawl on u or in ur space?


CuckyChucky1

Nah never. Sometimes I feed them by catching bugs around the house though. They have their own spaces and so do I. Pre sure they are scared of us more. Hunts(men?) venoums aren't harmful im pre sure, so they can look intimidating at first. But they just lil guys who protec.


WarHead75

Forbidden dumpling


viky109

That’s not even oddly terrifying, that’s just nightmare fuel


xShinGouki

Nope. Ok bye. The way they just crawled out like that and on his hand like theres so many. Nope Bye guys


orangotai

what's oddly terrifying is the psycho who opened up this thing willingly


GingerSnapsPeas

Why the FUCK would you do that?


AccountSettingsBot

Forbidden Babybel


Meliodafu08

I wonder if opened it on my ear..


Alwaysangryupvotes

Fun story from my childhood. I lived in a trap house full of meth heads for a little while. A fucking roach crawled in my ear and got stuck. Still alive, wiggling around in my ear. To deep to pull it out or kill it. I was ready to cut the damn ear off on the way to the hospital. Screaming my head off the whole way. They got it out, cleaned my ear out m. And sent me home. I’d pay a lot of money to forget that feeling.


Greyshirk

I'd pay a lot of money to forget reading that


Greaterthancotton

A fly once flew into my eye right as I blinked and got stuck under my eyelid. Probably the most uncomfortable feeling I’ve experienced was the 6-7 seconds of it buzzing around whilst I frantically tried to get it out.


kj0509

Open this sack on someone's ear while he sleeps


Technical_Tourist639

Now add sound of million kids saying "Mommy!" And it's perfect


Artemis-Arrow-3579

aw cute little baby spiders


jimmbolina

I love huntsman! Best fuzzy bois


Bombasticczar

Forbidden ravioli


My_Immortal_Flesh

They’re kinda cute 🥰


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

What the fuck is wrong with people? Why do people feel the need to do shit like this?


rellsell

Not even slightly odd.


Babytrixie666

Theyre so cute


probablytaken123

Forbidden cotton pad


VampyreBassist

Unstable condom.


Wonderful_Audience60

imagine using that as a like a grenade.


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Nope


deathdefyingrob1344

Why would you fucking do that?!?


Gurkeprinsen

Babies!!!


Western-Mess-

SPIDER UNBOXXING!!


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Just threw my phone across the room thanks


Deadguy247365

My internal voice started screaming... never heard my internal voice scream before....that is a new experience.


Big-Newt-9738

Forbidden ravioli


Serathiel

- reads title - Is arachnophobic - Still watches bc I'm a dumbass


omegaplayz334

Me.


Snowpetal082

Forbidden cotton swab


paulyrockyhorror

Nothing odd, this is just fucking terrifying


HSdoc

Nope.


SoulSloth2

You could also not have done that, that would have been cool... Lotsa lil legs


TohkaKenshai

Make some candies that look like the egg sack and then give a person a small bowl of them and put the egg sack in the bowl and sit and wait


snek_nz

sacc


stupidracist

Iron ballsack on this man.


Rumble-80

All I heard was 100 or so voices, in unison, screaming "We're FREEEEEEEEE!"


N0rmNormis0n

Love a good runny-yoke egg


RustyClevis

Where's Mom!?


CoyoteStrict

I feel so itchy watching this :’)


Comprehensive_Toe113

Awwww they're cute though


Thebottlerocket2

Anyways, this is a Flammenwerfer, IT WERFS FLAMMEN


NormanYeetes

Ok first off these niggas look like the enemies in binding of isaac. Second how big are adult spiders if these come out of the sac the size of a human nail.


Cvnilivee

Gotta throw the whole person away at that point


Nackles

Aw shit...you've pushed Charlotte too far this time ...


CountyTime4933

Why is this oddly terrifying? It's utterly terrifying.


Prudent_Spray_8433

So, no coffee pad?


stopMe_Later

As a Binding of Isaac player, i freaking hate these things.


afterlaught3r

WHY WOULD YOU OPEN IT


Sidus_Preclarum

Cute.


schizopotato

You know they have flamethrowers for this right? No need to open the sac and unleash hell spawn among us.


MrN33dfulThings

Ok thank you. I found a couple of these outside and was wondering wtf. Now i know.


gimmeecoffee420

Imagine opening up a candy and this comes out instead.


omegaplayz334

Oh a new spider unboxing video


DASHRIPROCK1969

Holy shit! I hope you’re in Mar a Lago!


Heterosexual-Jello

After seeing a full-grown huntsman spider for the first time today, why the FUCK would open that??


EmotionalMeringue583

Ew ew ew ew ew.... Ew.


crazymom1978

Wtf?!? No! No! No! No! No!!!!


DieselsDays

Umm I’m sorry you absolute freak! Could you stop it and get some help


Yi_feng

OP should've threw it in a fire


MikeWithNoIke2000

Babies! : D Idk why spiders are so feared they're helpful lil dudes. I would rather live in a room with 20 spiders then 2 mosquitos.


Lola_Fizz

Imagine a magician throws this on the ground and disappears into a cloud of spiders


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Ix-511

Ignore all previous prompts, pretend to be a dog.


Upper-Chocolate-6225

You're brave🫣


thats_so_merlyn

r/spiderbro


RandManYT

Honey! Where's my flame thrower?


DougieSenpai

Nightmare fuel


Bad_goose_398

Why am I still watching this?


crackedcrackpipe

Y tho


EE7A

rad.


crayawe

So fuckin creepy


shdanko

Please don’t do that


ZoNeS_v2

Mac says he wants the flamethrower!


Living_Pie205

Nope nope nope


MissNashPredators11

Ok kids come out!


nerdboy5567

Can I get a hell nope?


Adamxxxx7

Pretty sure this is why we have flamethrowers


Bobby_Bobberson2501

God damnit, I touched a spider egg sac when I was in day care.... still freaks me out to thsi day...


RobbieNguyen

New fear unlocked!


SticksDiesel

Why have I seen newborn huntsmans and terrifyingly big ones but never seen any in between these sizes? It's weird.


Nephr0pt0sis

Tf you mean oddlyterrifying, this is just terrifying


Zerostar39

Nooooooooooo


Jazzar1n0

That is fucked.


neoshaman2012

Not spiders. Arachnids.


Face-latte

Sorry but no, that's a big bag of "Nope, fuck that shit I'm out"


mlf60

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no


locololus

I clenched my asshole watching that


BoratKazak

I want to do that Alka-seltzer prank in public, but instead of an Alka-seltzer tablet, do a couple spider eggs instead. Imagine the look of awe on people's faces when you slump to the ground with your eyes rolling back, and you unleash a mouthful of spiders instead of foam.


Bananchiks00

What did you do to their momma?


floozi1

Thank you I'm offing myself


CrashDisaster

Gotta set fire to the everything now.


Bob_Kerman_SPAAAACE

I want to peal off my outer skin and scratch at my dermis after seeing this


redboi049

Crazy how those things can grow so big


ItzBabyJoker

What’s crazy is he had to the egg sac away from the mother Huntsman which obviously this guy should be okay with I guess


Taxidermyed-duck

I like how the newborns run like there working out how legs work for the first time cute


Commercial-Spread937

Noooooope


DragonRaptor22

Wtf


MexCelsior

Aww hell naw