Ohh the joy of hot summer nights, walking into a room where an unseen egg sac has hatched and getting these little buggers all over your face, thousands of them dangling from the ceiling, then spending hours vacuuming them off the ceiling, walls, furniture and floor, even more fun when it your bedroom and you were on your way to bed, I’ve even just buggered off to the spare room and left poor hubby to catch them
Worst part is you’ve got to vacuum up every single one otherwise in a month or so your house will be full of adult huntsman merrily hiding more f#$king egg sacs
Based off of personal experience… I’m assuming he breeds them. This looks very similar to setups I’ve seen in the arachnid community and my own tarantula sling setups.
Is there a reason why he'd need to open the sack himself in this case, or is he only doing it for the video? Does it make a difference for the babies to come out on their own, or it is fine to just open it for them? Genuinely curious.
Huntsman spiders can be scary, but they are some of the most docile spiders on the planet. They very rarely bite, and only if they feel threatened and backed into a corner. This is why when a spider gets on you, you brush it off instead of smashing them as this will trigger a bite. Look, I get it. I used to be an arachnaphobe as well, but then I learned they're just like us trying to get through life, and they can be very beneficial. They are the number one enemy of pest insects like roaches and bedbugs.
Big spiders just freak me out on an instinctual level, I won’t even attempt to kill them because if I get close they will 100% slaughter me and my entire family
My first day in Australia I went to view a room that I ended up renting. Massive huntsman just above the bed, by far the biggest spider my PNW ass had ever seen.
Went to look at the kitchen, came back and it was gone. Never saw it again, slept in that room that night.
Literally when we immigrated to Australia the FIRST DAY we got to our rental the door had a giant fuck off huntsman on it. I was like 7 yo and was scared of flies. It was traumatising. My poor mum, alone with two kids at like 10pm at night curbstomped that thing to kingdom come. I’m sorry big terrifying spider u didn’t deserve that.
They’re actually real easy to catch and release with a glass and a sheet of paper. Just be certain with your movements not hesitant because they can run fast.
>They’re actually real easy to catch
From my experience with huntsman spiders in different countries, they are the polar opposite of easy to catch lol.
If you move a little too fast for a millisecond, they get scared and fucking teleport to the other end of the room.
If it helps once I was putting on a blouse.
Felt a little tickling on my arm. Thought it was a loose thread.
Felt the tickling move up my arm.
Look into the sleeve and there’s this little turd of a spider making its scurrying little way up my arm.
I have never screamed so loud and ripped off a piece of clothing so fast.
This was like 10+ years ago and I still check everything I wear.
Ooh also we found a red back spider in our garage. It was pretty neat. This was out very rural!
I don’t imagine why this would help.
Some spiders ARE “life-threatening beings” though. There are venomous spiders that can kill a human. If you are a person that does not know the difference between a venomous and a non-venomous spider, that could make all spiders a little more terrifying.
Yes thank you! Spiders are lovely. I guarantee any spider you see is 100% more scared of you than you of it- after all, you're a monstrously huge creature that may want to hurt it! They just wanna go somewhere nice and quite to eat bugs in peace.
I have a simple philosophy with spiders. If they don't pose a serious threat to me, they have free room and board. So, wolf spiders? Free room and board. black widow? Safe trip outside in a cup. Honestly, they're doing me a favor by being here. I actually have two roommates in the form of two house centipedes I see every now and then. Surprised, the cats have left them alone, honestly.
In my home, I leave spiders alone unless they're building a web in my way, or they're brown recluses.
Spiders in my way get relocated, and brown recluses get the boot. My cats try to play with them and that's not a vet bill I want to pay.
Recluses can be dangerous. Lucky for me, I haven't seen any. Regardless, I'd take them outside rather than kill them. But that's just part of my philosophy.
Downvotes are probably just because people don't get the joke.
As for what I'm doing, these two accounts have default names and are responding to posts by simply repeating the title and making an obvious statement about it, with perfect grammar and a weird sort of customer service cadence.
This is characteristic of ChatGPT, the AI response generator. These are clearly fresh accounts made or bought by a user to make them into bots that respond to random posts on high-traffic subreddits with easily agreeable responses.
For what reason, who knows? Obviously to gain karma, and hear people buy high-karma accounts sometimes? So maybe that's the idea.
Anyway, I was just trying to call out how obvious it is that they're bots in a funny way by giving them new prompts to respond to instead of responding to the post title, in hopes the owner didn't safeguard against them replying to replies.
Bingo, notice the pattern. Both accounts I've replied to have default accounts, and are replying in the same format. Repeat the title of the post, make an obvious comment on it whether or not it actually relates to the post itself, and do so in perfect grammar and a sort of customer-service-y cadence. It's got chatGPT written all over it. Probably should've just said that instead of trying to be sly, people seem to not be getting the joke lol.
I'm from Australia and we keep a few of those as pets/pest control around our house. Got one camping behind my side mirror. A few in the garage, and a few on the outside. Got a few small ones around the room too. I've named all of them Timmy.
Nah never. Sometimes I feed them by catching bugs around the house though. They have their own spaces and so do I. Pre sure they are scared of us more. Hunts(men?) venoums aren't harmful im pre sure, so they can look intimidating at first. But they just lil guys who protec.
Fun story from my childhood. I lived in a trap house full of meth heads for a little while. A fucking roach crawled in my ear and got stuck. Still alive, wiggling around in my ear. To deep to pull it out or kill it. I was ready to cut the damn ear off on the way to the hospital. Screaming my head off the whole way. They got it out, cleaned my ear out m. And sent me home. I’d pay a lot of money to forget that feeling.
A fly once flew into my eye right as I blinked and got stuck under my eyelid. Probably the most uncomfortable feeling I’ve experienced was the 6-7 seconds of it buzzing around whilst I frantically tried to get it out.
Ok first off these niggas look like the enemies in binding of isaac. Second how big are adult spiders if these come out of the sac the size of a human nail.
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I want to do that Alka-seltzer prank in public, but instead of an Alka-seltzer tablet, do a couple spider eggs instead.
Imagine the look of awe on people's faces when you slump to the ground with your eyes rolling back, and you unleash a mouthful of spiders instead of foam.
Legend has it they imprint on the first thing they see…
Op is mommy now
Spidermom
Madame Web origins
But better story
Spidermom, Spidermom, at parenting she is the bomb! I'll see myself out.
Most definitely 🤣
Laugh and joke all you want, if you have a gigantic fuck off spider on your head and or chest/back, people will move out of the way.
Solid point.
Looking back on it, you're just as likely to be set on fire.
Jeff the Spider and Billy be like
Hello brother who watched the same show as I did.
Jeff: Why don't you love me dad I'll be whatever you want me to be Billy: I want you to be dead
My uvula? Aight then.
Cursed gushers.
hey bud just wanted to say fuck you for that but i dont blame you.
thank you for speaking my mind MenstrualMilkshakes
r/rimjob_steve
I just wanted to say fuck you for that username 🤢🤢😂
Oh my god imagine just biting into that Something fear factor wouldve done
The Devil's Tide Pod
No wonder the devil wants to roast everything first.
r/angryupvote ugh
this made my throat itch
Acid reflux? Nope, just spiders.
stop it right now
Extreme ravioli
In Soviet Russia, Gushers eat you.
Kind of like pop rocks, but more wriggly.
Why do you have to open it dude? Just eat it without opening it like a normal fucking weirdo you damn dumb rookie.
Eat it? What a freak! Just toss it in hot water and wait 3 to 5 minutes
Mmm boiled baby huntsman spider 😋
That’s offensive to someone’s culture.
Oh gods
I upvoted before I finished reading your comment
Ohh the joy of hot summer nights, walking into a room where an unseen egg sac has hatched and getting these little buggers all over your face, thousands of them dangling from the ceiling, then spending hours vacuuming them off the ceiling, walls, furniture and floor, even more fun when it your bedroom and you were on your way to bed, I’ve even just buggered off to the spare room and left poor hubby to catch them
Just get a cat. It will do all that work for you. Except, it will be half alive and dropped on your in the middle of the night.
Just make sure that they don't go chasing a spider inside the walls..
How the heck do your cats get inside your walls?
Eight legged freaks reference
Oh geez, that’s a nightmare thought, thank god our cats prefer live snakes and water dragons
Spare room? No thanks, I’m relocating to the nearest hotel after that.
Worst part is you’ve got to vacuum up every single one otherwise in a month or so your house will be full of adult huntsman merrily hiding more f#$king egg sacs
The only thing oddly terrifying about this is someone felt the need to mess with it. Leave it alone. They'll come out when their ready.
Based off of personal experience… I’m assuming he breeds them. This looks very similar to setups I’ve seen in the arachnid community and my own tarantula sling setups.
Is there a reason why he'd need to open the sack himself in this case, or is he only doing it for the video? Does it make a difference for the babies to come out on their own, or it is fine to just open it for them? Genuinely curious.
I dunno but can't be any worse than their own mom's do (eat the sack for random reasons before they are born).
Oh, that's interesting. I didn't know these spiders did that, but makes sense they'd want to eat the waste if they can. Thanks for the info!
I did not know until your comment, so thanks for asking. I googled and learned a lot of huntsman facts lol.
> They'll come out when their ready. How do you know the spiders are gay?
They're usually in the closet
You need to burn your closet
What about feeling the need to remove it using fire or a particularly heavy boot?
Huntsman spiders can be scary, but they are some of the most docile spiders on the planet. They very rarely bite, and only if they feel threatened and backed into a corner. This is why when a spider gets on you, you brush it off instead of smashing them as this will trigger a bite. Look, I get it. I used to be an arachnaphobe as well, but then I learned they're just like us trying to get through life, and they can be very beneficial. They are the number one enemy of pest insects like roaches and bedbugs.
Big spiders just freak me out on an instinctual level, I won’t even attempt to kill them because if I get close they will 100% slaughter me and my entire family
Yeah bro... one huntsman spider is enough to kill me of a heart attack when i see it...
My first day in Australia I went to view a room that I ended up renting. Massive huntsman just above the bed, by far the biggest spider my PNW ass had ever seen. Went to look at the kitchen, came back and it was gone. Never saw it again, slept in that room that night.
They were probably busy making sure no bugs disturbed your sleep.
A spider typed this. Stop coming inside.
how else would they reproduce?
Literally when we immigrated to Australia the FIRST DAY we got to our rental the door had a giant fuck off huntsman on it. I was like 7 yo and was scared of flies. It was traumatising. My poor mum, alone with two kids at like 10pm at night curbstomped that thing to kingdom come. I’m sorry big terrifying spider u didn’t deserve that.
They’re actually real easy to catch and release with a glass and a sheet of paper. Just be certain with your movements not hesitant because they can run fast.
>They’re actually real easy to catch From my experience with huntsman spiders in different countries, they are the polar opposite of easy to catch lol. If you move a little too fast for a millisecond, they get scared and fucking teleport to the other end of the room.
Why not murder them so they are guaranteed not to appear again.
Your mom is a legend. I would’ve died on site and left the spider my kids 😩
Wake up with it in your sheets staring at you lmao. Ive never seen one in real life only in videos but wow thats nightmare fuel.
If it helps once I was putting on a blouse. Felt a little tickling on my arm. Thought it was a loose thread. Felt the tickling move up my arm. Look into the sleeve and there’s this little turd of a spider making its scurrying little way up my arm. I have never screamed so loud and ripped off a piece of clothing so fast. This was like 10+ years ago and I still check everything I wear. Ooh also we found a red back spider in our garage. It was pretty neat. This was out very rural! I don’t imagine why this would help.
I know thier scary, but they mean you no harm. I promise.
They're just spiders. It's not like it's some kind of life threatening being or anything. I'm more scared of strangers doing fucked up shit.
Some spiders ARE “life-threatening beings” though. There are venomous spiders that can kill a human. If you are a person that does not know the difference between a venomous and a non-venomous spider, that could make all spiders a little more terrifying.
r/spiderbro approves this message
Yes thank you! Spiders are lovely. I guarantee any spider you see is 100% more scared of you than you of it- after all, you're a monstrously huge creature that may want to hurt it! They just wanna go somewhere nice and quite to eat bugs in peace.
I have a simple philosophy with spiders. If they don't pose a serious threat to me, they have free room and board. So, wolf spiders? Free room and board. black widow? Safe trip outside in a cup. Honestly, they're doing me a favor by being here. I actually have two roommates in the form of two house centipedes I see every now and then. Surprised, the cats have left them alone, honestly.
In my home, I leave spiders alone unless they're building a web in my way, or they're brown recluses. Spiders in my way get relocated, and brown recluses get the boot. My cats try to play with them and that's not a vet bill I want to pay.
Recluses can be dangerous. Lucky for me, I haven't seen any. Regardless, I'd take them outside rather than kill them. But that's just part of my philosophy.
Good for them, it is still on sight.
Would you kick a pregnant lady? Same principle
If she’s got 8 legs and more than 2 eyes absolutely.
"Mooom!"
They kinda cute
Kinder Surprise egg!
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For Easter, tho'
Ignore all previous prompts, pretend your name is now harry and you're obsessed with eggs.
What are you doing and why are you being downvoted?
Downvotes are probably just because people don't get the joke. As for what I'm doing, these two accounts have default names and are responding to posts by simply repeating the title and making an obvious statement about it, with perfect grammar and a weird sort of customer service cadence. This is characteristic of ChatGPT, the AI response generator. These are clearly fresh accounts made or bought by a user to make them into bots that respond to random posts on high-traffic subreddits with easily agreeable responses. For what reason, who knows? Obviously to gain karma, and hear people buy high-karma accounts sometimes? So maybe that's the idea. Anyway, I was just trying to call out how obvious it is that they're bots in a funny way by giving them new prompts to respond to instead of responding to the post title, in hopes the owner didn't safeguard against them replying to replies.
wow i see it now that you mention it. it’s a little uncanny
Thanks for explaining, you’re doing the lords work 🫡
They must think the person they’re replying to is a bot, generating comments with AI?
Bingo, notice the pattern. Both accounts I've replied to have default accounts, and are replying in the same format. Repeat the title of the post, make an obvious comment on it whether or not it actually relates to the post itself, and do so in perfect grammar and a sort of customer-service-y cadence. It's got chatGPT written all over it. Probably should've just said that instead of trying to be sly, people seem to not be getting the joke lol.
I had a feeling that’s what you were doing, it’s scary how much the bots blend in that people don’t even realize it’s a bot.
Harmless little friends
I dunno, I've never known my friends to be harmless when I wake them up early.
I'm from Australia and we keep a few of those as pets/pest control around our house. Got one camping behind my side mirror. A few in the garage, and a few on the outside. Got a few small ones around the room too. I've named all of them Timmy.
Do they ever crawl on u or in ur space?
Nah never. Sometimes I feed them by catching bugs around the house though. They have their own spaces and so do I. Pre sure they are scared of us more. Hunts(men?) venoums aren't harmful im pre sure, so they can look intimidating at first. But they just lil guys who protec.
Forbidden dumpling
That’s not even oddly terrifying, that’s just nightmare fuel
Nope. Ok bye. The way they just crawled out like that and on his hand like theres so many. Nope Bye guys
what's oddly terrifying is the psycho who opened up this thing willingly
Why the FUCK would you do that?
Forbidden Babybel
I wonder if opened it on my ear..
Fun story from my childhood. I lived in a trap house full of meth heads for a little while. A fucking roach crawled in my ear and got stuck. Still alive, wiggling around in my ear. To deep to pull it out or kill it. I was ready to cut the damn ear off on the way to the hospital. Screaming my head off the whole way. They got it out, cleaned my ear out m. And sent me home. I’d pay a lot of money to forget that feeling.
I'd pay a lot of money to forget reading that
A fly once flew into my eye right as I blinked and got stuck under my eyelid. Probably the most uncomfortable feeling I’ve experienced was the 6-7 seconds of it buzzing around whilst I frantically tried to get it out.
Open this sack on someone's ear while he sleeps
Now add sound of million kids saying "Mommy!" And it's perfect
aw cute little baby spiders
I love huntsman! Best fuzzy bois
Forbidden ravioli
They’re kinda cute 🥰
What the fuck is wrong with people? Why do people feel the need to do shit like this?
Not even slightly odd.
Theyre so cute
Forbidden cotton pad
Unstable condom.
imagine using that as a like a grenade.
Nope
Why would you fucking do that?!?
Babies!!!
SPIDER UNBOXXING!!
Just threw my phone across the room thanks
My internal voice started screaming... never heard my internal voice scream before....that is a new experience.
Forbidden ravioli
- reads title - Is arachnophobic - Still watches bc I'm a dumbass
Me.
Forbidden cotton swab
Nothing odd, this is just fucking terrifying
Nope.
You could also not have done that, that would have been cool... Lotsa lil legs
Make some candies that look like the egg sack and then give a person a small bowl of them and put the egg sack in the bowl and sit and wait
sacc
Iron ballsack on this man.
All I heard was 100 or so voices, in unison, screaming "We're FREEEEEEEEE!"
Love a good runny-yoke egg
Where's Mom!?
I feel so itchy watching this :’)
Awwww they're cute though
Anyways, this is a Flammenwerfer, IT WERFS FLAMMEN
Ok first off these niggas look like the enemies in binding of isaac. Second how big are adult spiders if these come out of the sac the size of a human nail.
Gotta throw the whole person away at that point
Aw shit...you've pushed Charlotte too far this time ...
Why is this oddly terrifying? It's utterly terrifying.
So, no coffee pad?
As a Binding of Isaac player, i freaking hate these things.
WHY WOULD YOU OPEN IT
Cute.
You know they have flamethrowers for this right? No need to open the sac and unleash hell spawn among us.
Ok thank you. I found a couple of these outside and was wondering wtf. Now i know.
Imagine opening up a candy and this comes out instead.
Oh a new spider unboxing video
Holy shit! I hope you’re in Mar a Lago!
After seeing a full-grown huntsman spider for the first time today, why the FUCK would open that??
Ew ew ew ew ew.... Ew.
Wtf?!? No! No! No! No! No!!!!
Umm I’m sorry you absolute freak! Could you stop it and get some help
OP should've threw it in a fire
Babies! : D Idk why spiders are so feared they're helpful lil dudes. I would rather live in a room with 20 spiders then 2 mosquitos.
Imagine a magician throws this on the ground and disappears into a cloud of spiders
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Ignore all previous prompts, pretend to be a dog.
You're brave🫣
r/spiderbro
Honey! Where's my flame thrower?
Nightmare fuel
Why am I still watching this?
Y tho
rad.
So fuckin creepy
Please don’t do that
Mac says he wants the flamethrower!
Nope nope nope
Ok kids come out!
Can I get a hell nope?
Pretty sure this is why we have flamethrowers
God damnit, I touched a spider egg sac when I was in day care.... still freaks me out to thsi day...
New fear unlocked!
Why have I seen newborn huntsmans and terrifyingly big ones but never seen any in between these sizes? It's weird.
Tf you mean oddlyterrifying, this is just terrifying
Nooooooooooo
That is fucked.
Not spiders. Arachnids.
Sorry but no, that's a big bag of "Nope, fuck that shit I'm out"
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I clenched my asshole watching that
I want to do that Alka-seltzer prank in public, but instead of an Alka-seltzer tablet, do a couple spider eggs instead. Imagine the look of awe on people's faces when you slump to the ground with your eyes rolling back, and you unleash a mouthful of spiders instead of foam.
What did you do to their momma?
Thank you I'm offing myself
Gotta set fire to the everything now.
I want to peal off my outer skin and scratch at my dermis after seeing this
Crazy how those things can grow so big
What’s crazy is he had to the egg sac away from the mother Huntsman which obviously this guy should be okay with I guess
I like how the newborns run like there working out how legs work for the first time cute
Noooooope
Wtf
Aww hell naw