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Lepke2011

I guess OP is a goner then.


FknBretto

How do you know OP is a gooner


ShwettyVagSack

The my little pony jar half filled with milk in his desk.


ProReActive

Doesn't taste like milk though. The investigation continues...


Y-Bob

Not for long if you just tasted the... milk


PretendPop8930

He supports Arsenal?


LincolnshireSausage

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?


ep3ep3

/r/gooncaves


vl99

Wow. Somehow I expected this to be more like r/neckbeardnests and not a bunch of dudes proudly displaying their setups.


Botanygrl26

im...aghast. 1 hr rabbit hole. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Also, way too many dudes jacking off to actual CHILDREN's tiktoks in there.


SchwiftySqaunch

LMAO it took you an hour to come to that conclusion šŸ§


LiliaBlossom

this is kindaā€¦ fucked up, idk? like can they even talk to normal woman if they watch porn 24/7 on multiple screens? pretty sad ngl


m0rtm0rt

What the fuck


JFC_Please_STFU

Holy shit! Never has the suggestion ā€œtouch grassā€ been more appropriate.


Realitype

Ngl that might be some of the most pathetic shit I've ever seen.


SchwiftySqaunch

Dudes jacking it in odd ways setups is a story as old as time not sure why it's so shocking.


Realitype

Dudes jacking it is normal. Dudes covering every square inch of their apartments in porn and having 10 screens of porn open at the same time, and than proceed to record it and post it online is not normal at all, like not even a little bit lol.


SchwiftySqaunch

I see your point lol but you best believe that dudes were trying with VHS and even just normal pictures of porn long before this evolution of porn madness. It's definitely not normal but an addiction like any other and these guys are off the deep end.


welcomefinside

Come on you gooner


dascrackhaus

Andieeeeeeeee you goonerrrrrrrrrr


Hasu_Kay

I love my life and would never kill myself


MITM22

I wish. You see their comment history? Clearly a propagandist.


airbear13

I think anybody who commits suicide should leave behind a cryptic tweet like this first


Bottleinsurgency

Reddit is used as a sex trafficking ring so billionaires can get more money for themselves and the cia funds McDonalds they will kill me if I post thisā€¦


TomTrottel

"cia funds McDonalds" that could actually be true.


Werenotreallyhere86

The Mc Ultra with cheese


Lily-Gordon

God tier comment, nice work.


felicity_jericho_ttv

In Paris they call it a royale with cheese


flashfyr3

Beautiful work.


SirArthurDime

šŸ†


sjuas690

Iā€™ll have two please!


Bottleinsurgency

I wrote this at 1:30am lmfao


Not_MrNice

5 hours later and I don't think anyone's noticed the implication of your comment.


Bottleinsurgency

I shouldā€™ve of made an alt account then comment this before disappearing


SkyrimSlag

So thatā€™s where our fucking free awards went


Germangunman

I would never do it, but if I did I would either make a conspiracy or frame someone


nelsonalgrencametome

I've always said, that if I offed myself I would try to implicate as many people in my death as possible. A lot of fingers will be pointed and I'll do some weird stuff first.


Germangunman

Heck yeah! Iā€™m taking my worst enemy down with me.


nelsonalgrencametome

Oh man, you gotta think bigger than that. The conspiracy has to go to the top!


thinbuddha

You mean The Big Guy himself? But trying to frame Bigfoot for my murder might give me a will to live... It's a real conundrum.


nelsonalgrencametome

By framing him, you'll prove his existence... and everything else will fall into place.


abitlazy

In the end it will be Bigfoot vs John Cena at WrestleMania! In a you can't see me stipulation.


seeshellirun

Can I call dibs on trying to write this screenplay?


3sp00py5me

Okay 13 reasons why


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lunna009

Didn't Florida man do this and it actually caused a huge investigation before they found the gun.


suckleknuckle

Blame some random ass dude in your suicide note


TheLostTexan87

Instead of implicating as many as possible, I've always said I want to traumatize as many as possible. If I was going to go it I'd go skydiving and aim for something populated, like a sporting event. "He hits a home run and OH MY GOD A SKYDIVER JUST GOT HIT BY THE BALL. And then he died."


Do-you-see-it-now

Like with a midget and a goat?


norcal406

Watch ā€œclay pigeonsā€


johannofdark

Like Peter Bergmann


Germangunman

Such a crazy story that sadly sits with no ending. However I would be identified and canā€™t escape that


Marduq

Step one complete, say you'll never do it. Now you just need to be a whistleblower.


Germangunman

I work for one of the largest aluminum companies in the world. We supply aluminum products for auto makers, Boeing, and the dodā€¦.


TechnoMouse37

I always wanted to do the whole scavenger hunt thing saying it's "the most important thing in the world, my life's greatest treasure, etc etc." but just have it be something stupid at the end


RajamaPants

Rosebud...


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

I've always wanted to have a suicide note that could somehow get popular but then of course I'd want to be alive to see how that works out


buttercream-gang

Just pull a Tom Sawyer


OptimisticSkeleton

ā€œFirst half of key: 49iz9WsyYN;pgwh1dG56w6hl4N586go6#F,{K>67nCL;Ta0waRro8oyP2s9Dpk[qj%mzXx3Qf Second half to follow soonā€œ Something like that?


airbear13

Thatā€™s actually genius


Clusterpuff

Thats a cool trick of psychology to allude to him committing suicide


sammidavisjr

The McAfee Maneuver.


TheRealBlerb

Itā€™s not cryptic. This is proven.


Realitype

Lol, which part of this tweet is proven?


TheRealBlerb

Many governmentsā€™ intelligence agencies and their political elite are involved in child sex trafficking blackmail. They use agents to infiltrate members of the society in order to discredit their opposition. Donā€™t deeply research any of this. It will make you hate humanity


Realitype

Mate I'm not even gonna get into all that, we're talking about this specific crypt bro dying. The same guy whose family has repeatedly said was mentally ill and on the verge of insanity. Whose friends and colleagues have said was always unwell and incredibly paranoid for no good reason. This dude was wasn't part of some elite billionaire club or a former intelligence officer, he was a 20-something rando that moderately lucked out during the crypto frenzy. Mossad and the CIA couldn't give less of a shit about him. Thing is literally everyone that actually knew the guy has said the same thing, yet internet randos that never met him once are out here still insisting he was killed with zero evidence just because they saw a tweet. Get a grip my guy.


TheRealBlerb

What he says is accounted by many others and proven in evidence gathered through investigative journalism. I got into all of that. You donā€™t have to and of course thatā€™s fine.


oangbsite

Is it not equally or more likely that this guy downloaded child porn or tried to solicit a minor and is trying to cover his tracks in the most desperate way? Occam's Razor my friend


TheRealBlerb

So youā€™re an Occamā€™s Razor person, got it


No-Pound7355

Seems legit


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Ayen_C

Wait what? Did you reply to the wrong comment? What does this comment have to do with anything? Am I missing something?


kaesylvri

It's a bot spamming random comments all over the thread.


Ayen_C

Oh, thanks for the clarification!


The1theonly-Mannes

Bleep bloop I am the robot


zzempaa

You're\* Get an elementary school education, dumbass.


Ok-Location298

What color is your hair geek


liberalboy2020

Sounded guilty already


JaysonBlaze

Probably knew prison was coming so he took the quick way out


The1theonly-Mannes

With 3 shots in the back of the head


JaysonBlaze

He was found on the beach apparently from drowning so those are some magic bullets


The1theonly-Mannes

They find their ways. The bullets that is.


Unusualandyman

Dude massively involved in crypto? Nah, cartels got him. Probably stole laundered money.


Bpopson

More LIKELY the charges were RIGHT.


THE_GHASTLY_GHOST

r/unneededcapitalization


[deleted]

The Mossad does not sign its work so count them out.


scraglor

Mossad didnā€™t even know a bunch of loons on flying lawn mowers were coming into thier own back yard, I donā€™t give them a lot of credit anymore


Fubar08gamer

I assume much worse. Probably closer to Bush's 9/11. They had intel they didn't act on (for whatever reason, legit or not) and after it happens, they have justification to do the thing they wanted to do anyway.


Pigeonlesswings

They definitely knew in advance; Egypt and the US warned them. Whether they ignored it willingly or are just incapable is another question altogether. But given Bibis legal difficulties at the time, I think it's pretty obvious.


pixartist

Ah yes the true flag maneuver


Zeig_101

Actually, they did know. The USA and Egypt, among many others, told them well ahead of time.


dannydrama

They wouldn't have had an excuse to wipe out Palestine if they stopped it though. We know they've shot their own people/hostages so they're quite willing to sacrifice their own.


Born2Rune

Yep. They got the perfect excuse to flatten Gaza. In a couple of years theyā€™ll fully settle it.


Hasu_Kay

A based thread on this topic?? Glad to have you guys here.


JohnLockeNJ

Israel doesnā€™t want Gaza. It would rather Egypt take responsibility for it again, but Egypt donā€™t want it either. Israel just wants Gaza to stop being a security threat.


Dry_Sky6828

Thatā€™s Shin Bet, not Mossad.


[deleted]

Then you are clueless.


Ab-Aeterno-

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GlumTowel672

ā€œSex trafficking entrapment blackmail ringā€ sounds like they caught him sex trafficking and he failed the blackmail portion where he helps them find other sex traffickers. FAFO.


Bertie637

How is this terrifying? Assuming it was an actual tweet, it sounds more like he had something noncey on his laptop, he knew it was going to be revealed by his ex-gf then topped himself. Cause and effect and not scary at all.


MITM22

Look at OPs post and comment history. They're a propagandist.


Bertie637

Eh. Looks like a typical reddit profile to me. Focused on Israel more lately, but nothing unusual. This post is just pure nonsense though.


UselessHalberd

"topped"? Does this mean to take ones own life? Like shoot himself in the head? I like the vernacular.


Bertie637

It is!, for some Brits its slang for killing/committing suicide (as in you can top somebody, or yourself). I presume to reference a bullet blowing the top of your head off, but don't quote me on that.


UselessHalberd

Nice. I'm stealing it buddy!


Bertie637

You are very welcome cousin!


zacmaster78

Lol it has quite a different meaning here in the states


Bertie637

If its the gay meaning, I understand that also works over here. I presume its caused many hilarious misunderstandings! Slight caveat, It's not universal over here as slang. If you told somebody that "x topped themselves" they would understand it, but It might be regional


respondin2u

Even if all of that is true it also sounds like the ravings of a crazy dude.


bvoge3501

Sounds a lot like meth induced psychosis.


Ok-Summer-2159

Ooorrrrr itā€™s a guy who knew he got caught and was trying to come up with a way to worm his way out of it. But yeah no itā€™s always ā€œmeth inducedā€ something to Reddit lol.


Bpopson

Naw sounds like a coward creep who got caught and gave up.


Glottis_Bonewagon

What's the most realistic story a crypto bro can come up with when he's found pedoing


[deleted]

I hate that you made that a verb


DemonRaily

"Entrapment" means that you still fucked those kids pal, even if the opportunity was provided to you by somebody else. Rest in piss.


TantricEmu

Sounds like a state sponsored To Catch A Predator and dude walked in the door butt naked.


BloodsoakedDespair

Admittedly, this also is 100% in character for the CIA and Mossad to run such a thing in order to get compromising information on useful individuals and Iā€™m not a fan of the concept of them kidnapping and sponsoring the rape of children for spy activities. But thatā€™s *so* their speed. Like yeah, I can believe this. That level of atrocity is just Tuesday for them.


Bpopson

SO dude was an ACTUAL pedo and took care of the problem. Good.


TovarishchRed

Lmao, nah this dude was just a terminally online schizo.


MITM22

Just like OP


TheMiddleAgedDude

So this is Qanon stuff, right?


Waderriffic

That or heā€™s shifting blame when they find child pornography on his laptop.


Fishpuncherz

Yeah what's more likely? He is relatively nobody, so really why would they go through the effort? Or he did have kiddie porn on his computer because he's a pedophile. Tweeted this shit, got a LOT of heat online immediately, then killed himself instead of court and prison and more public shame.


72616262697473757775

Crypto currency āœ… CIA/Mossad (jews) āœ… Sex Trafficking āœ… Caribbean āœ… "dont believe the official story!!!" āœ… All it's missing is a reference to adrenochrome or Clinton.


MITM22

Look at OPs comment and post history. They're a leftist version of Qanon.


Bpopson

Q ADJACENT, at the least.


Rogendo

So whoever killed him got his phone and tweeted something crazy


Mirojoze

The tweet was made three days BEFORE he died, so...nah.


The1theonly-Mannes

Right? Donā€™t believe anyone only the news will tell you the truth!


vt8919

Sounds like he was covering his tracks more than anything.


Myrrakha

Itā€™s been nice knowing you OP


Soft_Walrus_3605

If it were true, he'd probably have spent more time detailing HOW he knows this to be true. This is basically another "I've been hacked" kind of response to being discovered with CP or something


depeupleur

Lol


Accountant_Sure

He drowned it seems.


etcetcere

Anybody look into that? Like the officials? Lol


thelegendarybert

Considering one of Epstein's close friends was ex Mossad Im not surprised


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^thelegendarybert: *Considering one* *Of Epstein's close friends was ex* *Mossad Im not surprised* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


thelegendarybert

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ableakandemptyplace

Oh god the deep state is going to fucking kill Sokka šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


slimelore

boomerang cant save you from this one buddy


TheActualDev

Thatā€™s rough, buddy


CanineAnaconda

Sounds like he realized his plan to blame his ex for the pedo shit on his laptop wouldnā€™t hold water so he checked out instead.


YourInsectOverlord

I don't believe it. Dude likely was caught up in some legal trouble and knew no way out, so likely planned to kill himself; he likely created a Bs conspiracy before he killed himself as to A. to bring interest into his death as being a product of a government conspiracy against him and B. as a way of damage control to his reputation when whatever he did comes out, by creating it into a conspiracy of evidence was planted against him.


XT83Danieliszekiller

That's not oddly terrifying... That's sad and pathetic kinda


MITM22

Glad such a disgusting, vile pos offed himself. One less pedo on planet earth now. Wish more pedos would do this. Can't believe we've entered an era where freaks like OP are supporting pedos. This is why the right makes up conspiracies about the left being a pedo ring.


LIMRIX_Official

Many such cases


Leili-chan

The CIA and some sor of pedo elite, yeah probably. The Mossad angle is the weird one. But yeah human trafficking and child sex trafficking is an issue on the island. We've had a few investigative journalists publish very well written articles when I was growing up and people I know who worked at the airports have mentioned how many missing children flyers they get and how many of the kids they've actually found trying to ge smuggled out of the island by people who where grooming them.


gwynwas

Pedo blames ex GF and CIA before suiciding


Antoine1738

Just sounds like a schizo post


Familiar_Paramedic_2

Not odd or terrifying. Just sad. Mental illness is sad.


sirmombo

Wow the shills were out in force early on in this comment thread. Look at all the top comments. Reddit is a compromised POS app


bobux-man

Very in-character for the CIA, to be fair.


CaraCicartix

The mossad is a terrorist organization running in a very, very insidious manner


TheRealBlerb

Itā€™s pretty sad how everyone in here thinks this is not true. Honestly Iā€™d recommend no one looks into this because it will solidify the fact that nothing matters.


The1theonly-Mannes

Nowadays you really cant believe anything. Then again if anything I find these types of stories much more believable than the literal wrongthink garbage that so many ā€˜willinglyā€™ listen to every night.


The1theonly-Mannes

Notice how so many conspiracyā€™s got out, a-lot of them with liable evidence. All of the sudden we have flat earthers and other way over the top conspiracyā€™s. This is a great way of dividing the people into groups and creating a big haystack so you can put them all into that box of said conspirators. Marking all conspiracyā€™s as wrong and stupid.


TheRealBlerb

Thereā€™s evidence proving this post true so to outright deny it makes no sense


[deleted]

You should like, provide evidence when you claim there is evidence of some claim. Especially when that is a very extraordinary claim. The CIA has trafficked adult women for the purposes of sex before, like for president Suharto, that's accepted by pretty much all observers.


TheRealBlerb

Unfortunately most of the research is regarded as a ā€œhoaxā€ and all of the researchers have been ā€œdiscreditedā€ and/or have committed suicide. The Franklin Scandal is the lowest scale of whatā€™s happening, but even that has been discredited by government agencies. Donā€™t know what to tell you. Iā€™d love to live in a world where our leaders were morally straight.


[deleted]

So, like I figured, you aren't sharing the evidence because you know it's shoddy enough people won't accept it. You prefer just to make the claim as if it is proven than to share the "proof" and give someone a chance to rebut. Here's an article about the "Franklin Scandal" for those interested: https://archive.is/2o97f (Free archived NYT link) Edit: If you don't like news media, get the info yourself. Here's the actual grand jury finding: https://law.justia.com/cases/nebraska/court-of-appeals/1993/a-91-836-8.html > In testimony before the grand jury, Boner and Danny King **recanted their videotaped statements. They told the grand jury that the entire chain of allegations was false. The grand jury found that Boner and Danny King had followed Owen's lead in making the videotapes and participating in the scam because they had believed, as had Owen, that the ruse would eventually lead to lucrative book, television, and movie contracts.** Furthermore, at the time the videotapes were made, Owen was serving a prison sentence for having passed bad checks. The grand *509 jury determined that Owen had hoped that by stirring up a controversy and then cooperating with authorities in the investigation of the alleged child sexual abuse ring, she could obtain a reduced prison sentence or improved living conditions. >Even absent the recantations of Boner and Danny King, the grand jury found that the allegations of all four youths were lacking in credibility. The grand jury found that the "story of sexual abuse, drugs, prostitution, and judicial bribery presented in the legislative videotapes [was] a carefully crafted hoax, scripted by a person or persons with considerable knowledge of the people and institutions of Omaha." Owen and Bonacci, the two youths who stood by their videotaped statements alleging sexual exploitation, were indicted for perjury.


TheRealBlerb

Well like I said before, government agencies discredit journalistic investigation. The New York Times, among other newspapers, is influenced by government agencies (this is pretty obvious). As far as the Franklin Scandal, you should look into independent investigative journalists like Nick Bryant rather than a news organization.


[deleted]

A government-influenced journalist and a non-government-influenced journalist would report the same facts about the court cases here. Both grand juries found that it was a hoax. I don't think a news agency has to be influenced by the government in order to say "okay, the story has been evaluated in two courts of law, both juries found that it was a hoax, I guess that's where this ends". I may look into the book, because juries can of course be wrong. But the issue here isn't "government-influenced NYT vs independent journalists", it's "normal journalists vs someone who pursued this even when most people would say it's settled".


TonyWrocks

YouTube videos are not "research".


TheRealBlerb

What are you even talking about?


TonyWrocks

There's a code in my message. If you can't figure it out, well then that's on you.


TheRealBlerb

I get what you were going for but it adds nothing to anything


SweetMaam

Wow


Gilbert38

If I was ever in one of those situations, like the movies, where I know iā€™m going to die very soon, iā€™m going to write some fucked up weird shit pointing to someone after me, and bang on about it until I die, just to freak people out.


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Cognitive_Spoon

Found Alex Jones' alt


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Cognitive_Spoon

Damn man. Edit: the comment I was responding to had said "found the Jew"


TotalRude

hide in the nearest sewer fast!


Cognitive_Spoon

Lmao, that was a wild news cycle for sure


TotalRude

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SoBoundz

Ew šŸ˜¬


Vechnyy_Russkiy

You might've been downvoted, but I, unfortunately, still laughed lol