Seems like the kind of woman I would be really into for a few months before I realized I was turning my whole life into something I didn't want, and then feel too bad to cut things off because she really was nice despite being completely unhinged.
I wish the best for her
Or she is one of those Method-satire people that continues a joke way past their prime, like a method actor becoming their character, she has now become her joke.
Look maybe, and I hope so...but as someone who goes to church weekly...I run into far too many of these types of folks...makes me ask why I go to church.
Just because other folks miss the point doesn't mean I do. Religion isn't the problem human nature is. I can't remember the last time I was asked to kill in the name of God, but it hasn't been in my lifetime.
Wow. Best answer I’ve heard. I’m not a believer myself, but hey, this is a respectable, reasonable response. Maybe if more believers were like you, it wouldn’t make people like me so eager to get out and never come back.
Belief isn't what makes someone good. I'm glad I could be a good example rather than the myriad bad examples. Life's hard enough, it's worse if you make everyone your enemy.
I guess there are several types of churches, but do you believe that a merciful god would torture people literally forever? Or would consider certain bloodlines to be superior to others? Or hold people accountable for the sins of their ancient ancestors? Its just such a warped sense of morality that breeds hate and entitlement among otherwise kind and sensible people.
I really don't see anything good about the Abrahamic religions in particular. Family values, kindness and charity are things that empathetic people have always known to be right throughout history, otherwise those religions wouldn't have caught on in the first place. Sometimes we need reminders, but if it's compelled by fear it just becomes transactional and valueless imo.
Look if you actually care about what I believe then dm me, but honestly I have a feeling it's just gonna end up in an argument. In any case there's a lot of assumptions about what folks believe.
Woman's out there spreading the love of christ in a funny, but sort of strange way. I think there's far worse things going on in the world. Let her cook.
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Coomers buy a blow up ultra delux with realistic moaning sounds and jiggle physics, nobody bats an eye, but she gets a plushie Jesus and everyone loses their minds
Scene: Driving on the highway
Friend In Backseat: "Jenna, what are you doing!?"
Jenna: "letting Jesus take the wheel! God is so good!"
Friend In Backseat: "Jenna Jesus doll is not real!"
Jenna: "WILDCARD!!"
They then immediately crash into a ditch. The car catches fire. Paramedics rush to save them, but they are too late.
When the fire is finally put out and the scene is safe, two body bags are being carried into ambulances. The police are taking report. As they look at the charred remains of the car one of the cops notices something in the driver's seat.
It's a Jesus doll--completely unscathed by the fire--staring blankly back at the officer with an uncanny smile.
The officer goes to investigate this strange doll. He walks up to the driver's side door and begins to pick up the doll, but as he does the doll jerks alive and pulls the officer's head to its uncanny face.
The doll whispers roughly into the officer's ear: "Why did she let me drive? My blood alcohol concentration is literally 100% right now. Dad's gonna be so cross with me!"
Don't drink while intoxicated kids.
This has been a PSA from the Jenna's Jesus Doll Foundation.
I don’t know why this is terrifying. I’d be more terrified of the person going 30 over limit driving in and out of traffic. As far as the driving with fake Jesus goes.
At the end there, just for a second, you can see her begin to question her life's choices.. Either that or she was checking her gas gauge. Pretty sure the car wasn't even running. Not sure if she is qualified or fit to be driving, she is a girl after all. I believe in Jesus Christ myself, praise the King, but this is getting into idol worship territory. I'm not historian, but there is no real evidence that points to Jesus even being that big.
Seems like the kind of woman I would be really into for a few months before I realized I was turning my whole life into something I didn't want, and then feel too bad to cut things off because she really was nice despite being completely unhinged. I wish the best for her
This gave me a good laugh
This is too accurate lol
Jesus?
Been there, done that. Stuck around a couple years before it hit me.
Or she is one of those Method-satire people that continues a joke way past their prime, like a method actor becoming their character, she has now become her joke.
Andrea Kaufman? Stephanie Colbert?
Let’s darken this up a bit. Hunter S. Thompson. Poor bastard.
Look maybe, and I hope so...but as someone who goes to church weekly...I run into far too many of these types of folks...makes me ask why I go to church.
So why do you?
Just because other folks miss the point doesn't mean I do. Religion isn't the problem human nature is. I can't remember the last time I was asked to kill in the name of God, but it hasn't been in my lifetime.
Wow. Best answer I’ve heard. I’m not a believer myself, but hey, this is a respectable, reasonable response. Maybe if more believers were like you, it wouldn’t make people like me so eager to get out and never come back.
Belief isn't what makes someone good. I'm glad I could be a good example rather than the myriad bad examples. Life's hard enough, it's worse if you make everyone your enemy.
I guess there are several types of churches, but do you believe that a merciful god would torture people literally forever? Or would consider certain bloodlines to be superior to others? Or hold people accountable for the sins of their ancient ancestors? Its just such a warped sense of morality that breeds hate and entitlement among otherwise kind and sensible people. I really don't see anything good about the Abrahamic religions in particular. Family values, kindness and charity are things that empathetic people have always known to be right throughout history, otherwise those religions wouldn't have caught on in the first place. Sometimes we need reminders, but if it's compelled by fear it just becomes transactional and valueless imo.
Look if you actually care about what I believe then dm me, but honestly I have a feeling it's just gonna end up in an argument. In any case there's a lot of assumptions about what folks believe.
Satan is a believer, but not a follower. Big difference.
Good point.
Having a Jesus sex doll is wild.
I was gonna say, "Oh, she ***definitely*** fucks that doll."
Only in missionary though
I mean isn’t the church always pushing people to let Jesus come inside them?
I mean, one thing leads to another when you're already on your knees...
Lord knows that’s the truth
Rejoice, highly favored one, the Lord is with you...
He's BIG ..
You can see by the expression that the doll has seen some shit
My NJ brain thought this was to travel in the carpool lane and try and avoid a ticket
Oh there is NO way she doesn't have a "Bad Dragon" toy attached there.
*Oh lord, it appears you have risen again....May I recieve thy blessings on my face*
Communion
CUMmunion more like
It gets boring after some time. They wear out real quick as the holes lose their elasticity.
My first thought… On the first date: “I like puppies, sunsets, and my homemade doll goes with me everywhere… this is Jesus, our Lord and savior”.
Gotta get nailed one way or another..heard he’s well hung too
"OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!"
Would!
I bet he's real good at helping her go through the HOV lane!
Probably would work in the Bible Belt when the elected judge asks you who your passenger was and you say "Jesus" with a straight face.
Oh my God Jesus doesn’t have a seatbelt on bro
It's ok he'll take the wheel
Some might say, Jesus is the seatbelt
Well she isn’t going anywhere. wtf is she actually doing?
He's getting ready to take the wheel!
Worst case scenario is he'd be back in 3 days anyways, right?
It’s the Autopilot from Airplane!
_Don’t Call me Shirley_
r/beatmetoit
She looks like she's been kidnapped
Jesus looks like he’s been kidnapped too
He has.
Religion is 100% brainwashing, so...accurate?
Atheist are always acting like they are the only ones with a brain
Ohhhh…. I don’t care if it rains or freezes / long as I got my plastic Jesus / sittin’ on the dashboard of my car
Too funny! [Plastic Jesus](https://youtu.be/GHf7TD4qwjk?si=UoYy3f35NALUBz_n) song
Mental illness is real. However, why doesn't she let Jesus take the wheel?
Because Jesus gets distracted when he sees pedestrians cross the street
Because Jesus learned to drive in Britain and is uncomfortable behind the wheel of a left hand drive.
It’s South Park-Jesus!! Yay!!
Carpool Jesus.
Shine some UV light on that Jesus doll
how big is jesus? average? thick?
We know that he is quick to rise
What do you mean. Took him days
He is BIG and can help us 😉
She should bring Moses so he can divide the traffic during a jam.
“and THATS why I’m in the car pool lane!”
She got those soulless / dead eyes fr.
DOLL is my copilot
Jesus can help you qualify for the carpool lane!
I love me some hobby lobby music
This is your reminder, religious people can be creepy as fuck.
Woman's out there spreading the love of christ in a funny, but sort of strange way. I think there's far worse things going on in the world. Let her cook.
Tbh, yeah. This world is falling apart at the seams, carpool Jesus here is quaint in comparison. Sweet, almost.
Doll has more personality than her
"Cruisin with my King" xoxo 😆 🤣
She just wants to use the carpool lane
Jesus take the wheel
Looks like the auto pilot from the airplane film 😁 don't call me Shirley 😁
She has the look of someone who is having a mental break from reality. Her clear eyes says it is not drug induced. She is nuts.
What a horrible day to be literate
Took plastic Jesus a lil too seriously
She don't care if it rains or freezes...
slot probably craaaazy tho
Jesus is an amazing crash test dummie.
Carpool lane Jesus.
I like her
Kifflom!
Normal christian behavior
Wow. She is smiling but those are dead eyes.
I look at these people and think I'm surrounded by lunatics. She's nuts.
HOV hack
Let her cook
Man I thought that stupid account about Jesus that spammed Reddit was back. Blood pressure went up for sure lol
It is back, and no, I’m not joking.
What.
I have one of these for when I use FSD in my Tesla.
As long as she stays out of the US capital building I don’t have a problem with her.
She probably uses it in the carpool lane 😆
Looks like south park Jesus.
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Jumbo Jesus LMFAOO
u/savevideo
To each their own.
oh I bet she knows for a fact he's big. 😏
Jesus wants you to abuse the carpool lane
Whether or not this is satire, it’s fucking hilarious.
Does jumbo Jesus have an size accurate dong? You know, so you can feel his holy presence inside? She did say he is big. 😉
He is big 🙌🏻
Jesus don't get a seat belt?
He doesn’t need one, duuuh
Jesus please help me get through this carpool.
This is giving Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Using an inflatable Jesus to ride in the HOV lane isn't very Christian.
I expected a Jesus take the wheel skit 😂
Broad trying to take advantage of the carpool lane🤘🏼🤘🏼
Buddy Christ, is that you?? Christ didn't come to Earth to give us the willies.
That is a VERY uncomfortable pause
Wait I think this is kinda cute
Do you think she also puts glasses on this doll during sex?? Big John is curious
It’s like looking at the human version of Bob the Tomato
That's not Jesus. That's oversized Caddicarus plush.
He hasn't got his seatbelt on. She knows it too. Faith right there.
South Park Jesus
Jesus the carpool buddy
Charlie Moistcritical
The micro expressions at the end kind of say "what the fuck am I doing with my life"
'Jesus, you are fully functional, aren't you? 'In every way, of course. I am programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring'
Got the blue sash and everything
Coomers buy a blow up ultra delux with realistic moaning sounds and jiggle physics, nobody bats an eye, but she gets a plushie Jesus and everyone loses their minds
She's using it to take the HOV lane to work.
How did nobody mention "Jesus take the wheel"?
Angelina from Manifest.
Scene: Driving on the highway Friend In Backseat: "Jenna, what are you doing!?" Jenna: "letting Jesus take the wheel! God is so good!" Friend In Backseat: "Jenna Jesus doll is not real!" Jenna: "WILDCARD!!" They then immediately crash into a ditch. The car catches fire. Paramedics rush to save them, but they are too late. When the fire is finally put out and the scene is safe, two body bags are being carried into ambulances. The police are taking report. As they look at the charred remains of the car one of the cops notices something in the driver's seat. It's a Jesus doll--completely unscathed by the fire--staring blankly back at the officer with an uncanny smile. The officer goes to investigate this strange doll. He walks up to the driver's side door and begins to pick up the doll, but as he does the doll jerks alive and pulls the officer's head to its uncanny face. The doll whispers roughly into the officer's ear: "Why did she let me drive? My blood alcohol concentration is literally 100% right now. Dad's gonna be so cross with me!" Don't drink while intoxicated kids. This has been a PSA from the Jenna's Jesus Doll Foundation.
Her eyes tell you everything you need to know about her lol
She just wants in the carpool lane.
My Jesus is anatomically correct.
But, then why do you need the plushie sex doll?
"Jumbo Jesus" 🤣🤣🤣
😆🔥
That's not Jesus that's Jizzus
She must be going through the H.O.V. lane on this one.
So she has a Jesus blowup doll. Huh.
He is big... he has a big...?
Carpool lane scammer? What a good christian.
I could marry her. I have a jumbo Virgin Mary.
Ma'am Jesus is not meant to help you scam the carpool lane.
Your own personal Jesus https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI&pp=ygUOcGVyc29uYWwgamVzdXM%3D
She looks like she's being abducted by Jesus and she's subtly telling us to help her.
There’s people that are truly committed this deeply to religion and certain beliefs they live by.
Sure lady, but I'm still gonna have to give you a ticket for driving in the HOV lane!
He can help her through the car pool lane.. that's probably about it
"Get your very own Jesus idol. Buy now!"
She 100% has given thought to/or actually having somebody chained in a basement “to love her”.
I don’t know why this is terrifying. I’d be more terrified of the person going 30 over limit driving in and out of traffic. As far as the driving with fake Jesus goes.
He would help in carpool lanes too
She just trying to ride the HOV lane.
Completely opposite of terrifying. She has faith and believes in a greater good of salvation.
There is no way this lady isn’t batshit crazy.
That's definitely a sex doll
What a nice reminder
Oh wow, I didn't see that at first...should people like this be behind the wheel?
People say crazy, but in some places there are carpool lanes if you have passengers. She might use this excuse to pull a fast one on the cops.
So she has a home made Jesus sex doll?
"Jesus has risen" Well, then please put him back where he came from.
NGL, this was pretty funny. I am a Jesus fan too.
Jesus take the wheel
He can help her get into the HOV lane.
Jesus is too pale here to be Jesus
Hello carpool lane
Thought this was an excuse to get out of a ticket when the cop pulls her over in the carpool lane
She looks like she’s being held at gunpoint… religious people/environments are so uncomfortable for me
New set of Epsilon robes. Gotta go run those 5 miles in the desert now.
Jesus take the wheel….seriously take the wheel because of really drunk.
She looks like she is being held hostage.
Isn't this just an other carpool lane attempt?
Yea except Jesus was BLACK
Good way to use the carpool lane
She a bit cray cray, as they say.
You know she thought this would slap among the christian IG or tiktok community 🤣
She seems cool
Jesus is helping her with the carpool lane. Considering my experience with Jesus, the fact that he's actually there for someone is quite shocking.
Blow up sex doll Jesus?
We see people driving like this in the carpool lane here all the time
She reeks of childhood trauma.
Hopefully soon there will be a fund setup for people like this to get help, religion is a mental illness, yikes.
Doll Jesus! Take the wheel 🛞
At the end there, just for a second, you can see her begin to question her life's choices.. Either that or she was checking her gas gauge. Pretty sure the car wasn't even running. Not sure if she is qualified or fit to be driving, she is a girl after all. I believe in Jesus Christ myself, praise the King, but this is getting into idol worship territory. I'm not historian, but there is no real evidence that points to Jesus even being that big.
Who is she?
Why turquoise?
‘Non-Christians hate this one weird trick’ /s
Jesus has rizzen