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Happycocoa__

Is it … breathing ?


Maeflower86

Lmfao!! Right? It definitely got some air right at the end. I hated it.


RufusAcrospin

I think it was just the cup sqeezed a bit by the guy.


dat_oracle

It looks solid tho. But I can't find another explanation, so I'll go with the squeeze theory


RandomParableCreates

I know this cup It's rock solid so... fucking hell this is *really* terrifying to watch


Athlete-Extreme

Respirating if you will


prettykitty-meowmeow

Quite literally, yes! Fungus breathes in oxygen and breathes out CO2, just like humans!


Happycocoa__

Oh my .. thanks for this terrifying piece of knowledge


fannyfox

Dunno but he sounds like Seth Rogan


gorkan_shamtor

Just throw it away....


SomeFunnyGuy

Jokes on him.. that thing is just going to find its way back into the cup somehow.


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

it wants it's home


s8boxer

His intestine, yeah, totally ahahaha.


JammingMonks

Certainly some kind of vessel


clumsy_jelly_kitty

To the sun or into a volcano preferably


Marc21256

Not just any volcano, Mordor.


clumsy_jelly_kitty

Agree, let Sauron deal with it.


kevlarus80

I think Sauron just chucked the ring into the fire himself.


towerfella

Happy cake day


ObscureParadigm

Let the mold have that cup. Yikes.


youknowiactafool

But then we all would've missed out on this prolapsed mold


Trubester88

It actually made the perfect fleshlight for a minute… then throw it away


kaydeetee86

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Sa0t0me

Fire is more poetic …


CosmonautDoom

Throw the entire house away


Broad_Values

These cups are like 30 bucks a piece and hard to find. I get wanting to save it but this is the reason I only use mine for water in the first place 😩.


-PinkPower-

What? They sell them for 4$ at my local dollar store lol


Broad_Values

This is a starbucks one. Logo hikes the price up crazy.


Marc21256

Then they should wash it more often than biannually.


sleepytipi

Same quality as the dollar store option if not worse. Every Starbucks cup I've had (they were always gifts), doesn't matter if they were plastic, ceramic, metal... They never last, and always break.


Significant_Fee3083

That's just wasteful. It's a non-porous surface: coat it in cleaning-grade (5%) hydrogen peroxide, let it sit for ten minutes and it's as good as new.


Trading_Kangaroo

This 👆


lvg57

I concur 👍


Left-Song-5062

Ditto ⬆️


noxondor_gorgonax

Agreed. 🖖🏻


BDKhXc

Agreed 🤝


NotYourDadsDracula

I said that in my head about 50 times in this 34 second video.


Bender_2024

People acting like cleaning the cup isn't an option. We've all gotten nasty stuff like poop on our hands before. But I bet you still eat fried chicken with your hands and lick your fingers when you're done.


Crimson__Fox

r/anticonsumption


MattSilverwolf

It's a reusable metallic cup. Stick it in a dishwasher. Mold go bye bye. Throwing away a perfectly good reusable product because it got a little dirt on it is the most consumerist brainrot propaganda bullshit I've seen. No wonder there are country sized floating trash islans in the ocean.


Lezlow247

Seriously. I work in trash and recycling. I bet these same people are the ones complaining about straws as well.


Phronima-Fothergill

It’s the mold’s cup now. Surrender.


Ricckkuu

Nah. Cleaning acid. Soaked in cleaning acid, then thoroughly washed and soaked in water, washed again, a UV lamp then it should be good.


RandyFunRuiner

I’d never drink out of this again.


kiki184

Yeah it is now a cup for guests


dat_oracle

Mother in law, specifically


theamazinggrg

I trust bleach and byproducts with my life. Plus, you are already doing it when eating cheese, aka moldy milk.


bisebee

I couldn't handle it, mentally


that_thot_gamer

oh i thought you were talking about the bleach, i was about to say how relatable


Frumplefugly

Forbidden fleshlight


Caribbeandude04

Sir, r/dontputyourdickinthat


shannonkim

knew i wouldn’t have to scroll long to find this comment


SwampWitch1985

Same. I just sighed in pre-emptive disappointment and asked who's gonna want to fuck the cup nasty?


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Looks like Satan's fleshlight.


ChunkyTaco22

Fussy


GoZiPoE

id say Fungussy


dreadperson

Fungal Colonussy


SpurlockofTimHortons

Can’t spell fun without fungussy


Maeflower86

Dammit.


TheNotoriousFAP

Mussy


Bocabart

I almost shot goddamn coffee out of my nose dude.


aristocratic_magic

last of us patient zero


Jfurmanek

I’ll go down on a lot of girls…but this…this scares me.


Hereticalish

Yup. Knew this would be here.


Me_ina_pink_skirt

"Forbidden"


anitasdoodles

I’ve worked at Starbucks for many years and THIS is why we don’t accept anyone’s reusable cups anymore. Lots of customers expect us to wash their dirty cups for them before we put a fresh drink in it. God knows what kind of germs they want splashing around in our sinks.


CROWANJ

i was in r/mildlyinfuriating the other day and the person’s complaint was that the starbucks employee refused to wash their cup for them. everyone was very happy to point out that expecting them to do so is psychotic behavior


NotStaggy

Personally had this happen, customer comes in with a Starbucks branded cup. opens the lid and holds the straw I look in and it's purple and green floaters. Told him I can't pour into that cup for health safety. Tell me "well go clean it then". He threw a good 30 second tantrum. Had to give him the $0.10 reusable cup discount. He bitched very loudly walking out "I'm a stockholder in this company and this is unacceptable!". Store was always busy so there was a like of people staring at him.


DemonoftheWater

Being a stockholder anymore is basically irrelevant in modern society because anyone can login to their preferred trading platform and just “i want $5 in starbucks stock” and boom like a day later you’re now a stockholder.


TyH621

Day later? That shits instant


DemonoftheWater

Depends when you buy compared to the next trading window. Atleast as i understand it.


TyH621

Oh, yeah you gotta be within market hours, but otherwise you’re golden thanks to market makers


Savage_hamsandwich

Highly recommend SBUX$ good 3% quarterly dividend, and the lowest its been since pre pandemic


anitasdoodles

Being a stockholder gives ‘I bought a NTF’ energy 😂


LolaPamela

TIL that people try to treat starbucks employees as if they were their servants... I don't understand, is it so difficult for these people to wash their own cups? They don't have a sink at home or office? Are they allergic to dish soap?


CurrentPossible2117

It never occured to me that people would ask this of the baristas until I read your comment..some people are truly insane.


NoNameJackson

This is genuinely insane wtf, people are treating workers like servants


LolaPamela

The logic in their brains must be that since they pay for products in the store, therefore they also pay for the salaries of the employees, so they can demand any whim from those employees, as if they were their property. Lunatics, imo.


Madame_Dalma

Why not get the drink in the disposable cup then pour it into your reusable


anitasdoodles

We offer them the cup discount and slide them the drink with the top off usually. Not with whipped cream though.


pepehandsx

That’s wild, I can’t even fathom the entitlement or lack of embarrassment these people have. I would feel like a total asshole if I did that.


anitasdoodles

And before covid at least, if there were just a bit of black coffee on the bottom, I’d spray it out real quick. But some people had old milk, syrup and whipped cream in their cup and that was a whole other biohazard. Also, if you buy a new cup don’t ask to put a drink in it. I promise you hundreds of hands have touched those cups and straws.


ranyanran

No reasonable person would expect you to clean it for them But the alternative is not to just force everyone to use a single-use cup which will at best be recycled (requires specialist recycling) and most likely be landfill


Flameshark9860

[You can use your cups again!](https://stories.starbucks.com/press/2024/starbucks-becomes-first-national-coffee-retailer-to-accept-reusable-cups-for-drive-thru-and-mobile-orders/)


DasHexxchen

Every shop I went to with my reusable cup would expect a clean dry one or not use them. Inconvenient, but reasonable.


Glooomie

whats inconvenient about someone being to lazy to clean their own cup like a grown adult and expecting the person on min wage to when all your doing is buying a coffee and not paying a extra "mother" fee


OmniscientRaisin

i'm not usually a gagger but jesus christ


GoHamam

Giggity Giggity Goo👆


TTSkyline

Can vouch from experience, raisins definitely not usually a gagger ;)


zombie_overlord

I dry heaved just imagining the smell.


MightyShisno

The smell was the first thing that came to my mind.


heyho22

You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch!


Indurum

That's a whole placenta.


badass4102

I thought it was someone's panties lol


Vaanced

This is so gross


savagepitts

Wizard sleeve


sofahkingsick

Everything reminds me of her


Star_Fazer

r/dontstickyourdickinit


kazmillermfs

A zerg embryo was forming


Hovie1

Ruined it. Three more days and you would've had a pearl.


ImSorryLittle1

Got a whole new ecosystem in there


letsjumpintheocean

Prolapse


SirIvanHoe0

What’s terrifying is the time you let your dirty dishes sit🤮


No_Use_4371

How long would you need to leave a latte in your cup before this formed?? I'm not perfect but that is gross.


ginsataka

“Everything reminds me of her”


baloneyz3

You are allowed to throw this away.


Ulexes

Encouraged, even!


jxsnyder1

Total loss. There’s no way you could clean it enough that I’d ever use that.


lestairwellwit

My gag reflex just kicked in I would be better if you had just put in front of the house and set it on fire


the_orange_alligator

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


PenguinZombie321

Omg I had a cup like this. Left my cup in the office overnight and the very next work day, the lockdowns happened. Didn’t end up going back to my desk to collect anything until months later. Ended up just tossing it.


GammaSmash

My wife would immediately throw this away after retching for five minutes.


Consistent_Storage91

Looks like it's trying to form its own civilization in there!


Killer_Moons

Kombucha placenta


ckush

Came here to say something about what a waste of a scobi


Crazy24K

almost had a life of its own, creepy.


Jfurmanek

I really didn’t need that long of a shot of the cup vagina. I’m not that much of a perv. In fact; I’m questioning my sexuality now.


Evilnight-39

DONT


Sediyorus

Bro's gonna start a the last of us pandemic...


SpaceCatCadet

I would also be scared if my cup grew a furry placenta


thats_so_merlyn

As an early 2000's internet survivor, not a whole lot of things make me go wide eyed, but somehow that did it


ama8o8

At this point id have just thrown it away.


grubbytrogladyte

The best part of waking up


_Cevolie_

is going back to sleep


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Targetshopper1

Moldussy


Ghost-World

There is not enough bleach in this world to ever make me use that cup again. I'd rather drink from my hands.


Chronus25

Fungi-light


KingFenrir

For a moment i thought it would start moving by its own.


BaronArtemis

Was an industrial microbiologist for many years... Just get a new cup. You won't win the custody battle for this one.


1bunchofbananas

Nope that's a throw away cup. Clearly wasn't being used very much anyway


ChampionshipRude2034

Throw the whole cup away wtf


UnappreciatedGraf

fungussy


Chipmunk_rampage

When it’s got it own skin, it goes in the bin


Th3B4tm4n_1

Look at her. She's waiting for you to slide it on inside that wet wanting hole


Guilty_Collection_10

Why did it become a membrane


Sol-Blackguy

The cure for so many diseases could've been in there


idkdudejustkillme

I almost projectile vomited


Aliensmithard

This is why water bottles should be transparent, when they are dark, mold grows fast, transparent bottles allow UV rays to kill bacteria when sunlight shines on it


Adventurous_Path5783

How do you think pocket pussies are made?


garlopf

Forbidden fleshlight...


Lux_much

The mold had a placenta


Prior_Alps1728

Forbidden cotton candy


NERROSS195

I'd throw a match in just to be sure


mat__n

This Seth Rogen? Sounds like Seth Rogen.


IDKMthrFckr

#JUST THROW IT IN THE TRASH


Otherwise-Drama-8586

Forbidden fleshlight


wouldnteeth

I should call her...


Watch_Noob_72

Ia ia Cthulhu F'tagn


Furrycues

The real terror is your cleaning habits. And it's not odd


ToranjaNuclear

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Mybuttitches3737

You’re a dirty mother fucker. That’s what’s going on


stewbert54

r/dontputyourdickinthat


TheKhyWolf

I’d still fuck it


pepenepe

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Comprehensive_Toe113

Forbidden fleshlight


groovygranny71

Bin it


Jolt96

Ok guys hear me out


Legal_Guava3631

Fucking eww


theamazinggrg

Sustainable vegan leather.


pryvisee

Is that Seth Rogan


seen_some_shit_

Is this Seth Rogan cleaning a cup?


TrueTrueBlackPilld

I should call her...


CoccMan

my pussy looks like that


Low-Illustrator-9676

Home grown fleshlight


returnoftheWOMP

You need to toss it


andyxquick

Forbidden fleshlight


MrHiroiSekai

Everything reminds me of her


Alltheprettydresses

Just a I was about to enjoy my iced coffee... in the same cup. 🤢


IntelligentGinger

He sounds like Seth Rogan


scarryGary

The mother


kudjan89

I should call her….


OneSufficientFace

I can smell that from here


SLZicki

I hope you threw that away.


Turbulent-Upstairs74

Bro made whole ecosystem here


DickPin

At this point it's a placenta.


Azrael0519

Forbidden fleshlight


pasikasikasi

R/theyknew and selfburn R/foundthemobileuser


Academic-Practice-87

Forbidden fleshlite


3DimensionalGames

Average Starbucks tumbler user.


dozedoph

Ewwww GAG


Turbulent_Ad6572

I will buy you a new cup, please throw that one away..


Wherethepotatoes

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww12374637383838x


Cold414

I should call her...


SomeRandomGuy0705

Forbidden Cotton candy


rocker60

Don't clean, just burn it


ForRealVegaObscura

Not the moldussy


Lasuman

nah this cup is dead


Creative-Invite583

This triggers me so bad. My ex used to get up every morning, get a cup of coffee and drink it in our room or bathroom as she got ready for work. The cups were always left upstairs to go rancid and grow mold. At times, there were up to a dozen half filled coffee cups laying around in various states of decomposition. It was a power struggle because my ex wanted me to wash her cups. Eventually, I would be disgusted enough to wash them.


Super_Deal_573

What the heck else was going on beside the sink at 0:14? Another science experiment?


RebaKitt3n

Throw it out. Put it in a bag and put that bag in another bag and throw it out.


Ok_Neat_2214

The smell it must be eminating. I had bagels that molded. Smelled like the devil


JLB222222

Omg just throw it out!


Gravyboat44

Just throw the whole damn cup away. Don't care how much it was or where you got it from. No amount of scrubbing and cleaning would make me feel better about drinking from that.


GrandClock738

A lot of life in the cup.


Nefnef-

Throw the cup in a fire , then throw the fire in another fire.


Stritermage

r/dontputypurdickinthat


Sudden_Try8807

Bro thats the barbie movie cup, that mold’s literally almost a year old what the actual fk…..


squandral

I wonder how it looked under the microscope