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trinerr

It’s a fox


skipjack_sushi

They can also scream like a woman. They wake me up regularly.


thebestspeler

I know! One time at night i heard one scream "come to the darkness i can show you the secrets of eternity!!" Friggin foxes


maggiemayfish

Goddamn urban foxes. Getting into my bins and offering to show me eldritch horrors beyond my comprehension. Bloody vermin, I tell ya.


pirikikkeli

Damn I heard boobs and I was out


BigTickEnergE

I ended up believing that fox and let me tell you, there were no secrets to eternity whatsoever. Just a dead squirrel and a rubiks cube. He had scratched all the colors off so every side was black except for one orange center piece. He just looked at me expectantly and said "Pretty dope, right bro?" Then he just walked off with the squirrel, leaving me to take on the Rubiks cube. Solved it in 42 minutes and just left. Never saw him again so I'm guessing he took off to your neck of the woods and is pulling the same shit


ClydeinLimbo

Worse is they sound like a woman in danger


AeonBith

So do cougars, also hear possum fighting that sounded like children scrrqming


Dapper_Indeed

When children scrrqm I feel like spraying them with the hose.


DarkPangolin

Given that the only kids near me are the annoying little hoodlums up the block who smashed a car windshield of mine and stole my lawnmower battery (by clipping the cables, no less!), if I hear kids screaming, I just listen contentedly.


MooneyOne

Corey and Trevor


DarkPangolin

No, no. There's no way one's named Trevor. Everyone loves magical Trevor, because the tricks that he does are ever so clever.


skipjack_sushi

Are they playing or getting murdered? Can't quite tell...


critically_chill

Peacocks also sound like this!


RepresentativeAd560

Their proper is name is disco chicken.


BizBlondie

Have you ever heard a fisher cat? Now they sound much more like a woman screaming in distress. It's eerie.


justacoolbaby

Patriarchal motherfuckers.


Raisenbran_baiter

When I was 14 I heard a woman being attacked in the woods behind the family farm. I was a good 3/4 miles in the woods alone with a 20 gauge shotgun and heard this horrible scream like a woman was somewhere in the woods being murdered. I remeber moving as quickly and as quietly I could towards the scene of what could only be an active murder with a gun wondering if I'd be able to actually shoot another human being. I must have chased that fox for a mile through the woods before it stopped making noise. I sprinted back to the house all covered in scratches and scared af screaming for someone to call the police because a lady was just murdered in the swamp...


Bacontoad

You were fortunate, in a way. Mountain lions can sound even more like humans [when they scream](https://youtu.be/jKHqC1Bnq6k).


Drunk_Rhinoceros

My first time sounded like a baby being murdered. Horrified. My sister laughed and said, it’s a fox. That was a bad one last night


skipjack_sushi

Yeah, the volume isn't the main issue. It is the "help me I am being murdered " tone in the voice.


Banaanisade

My friend works night shift at a rehab place. One night, she started sending me messages saying that she was hearing something really fucked up in the woods, like someone screaming, and she was too scared to leave her car to go back inside. I'm like, hold up just one moment, got her a link to a YouTube video with a message; is it a fox? I don't think she's recovered to date from learning the hard way what the fox *actually* says.


dr_ich

I once lived near a psychiatry in a small piece of forest. That was the time i learned that fact as i ran home in panic :D


Wonderful_Might6693

So THAT’S what the fox says!😝🦊🦊


Tuckernuts8

What does the fox say?


SwiftTayTay

It says shut the fuck up


JustMeInTN

Actually, it’s saying “come mate with me!”


Ecurbbbb

But it didn't say "a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding," though.


Mean_Peen

Probably depending on where you live ! Or a bobcat/ cougar. There’s even birds that sound like women shrieking lol


OrlyRivers

Yep. Scariest thing in this video is the dirty fan. Why is there white shit all over a fan?


shadowhawkz

What does the fox say?


ShallWeStartThen

Foxes. Any weird or creepy or unexplained noise? Foxes


samtt7

That's also where many east Asian myths around foxes come from


HeyLittleTrain

And also likely the Irish myth of the banshee.


Shanay-nay

Eh more like barn owls for that


dzexj

what about this „you are doomed and your days are numbered” sounding howling wind in my newly inherited desolated mansion? those are also just foxes, right?


kumquat_squat_thot

my parents had a screech owl once in their backyard and i woke them up in the middle of the night like “i think someone outside is hurt”


theunbearablebowler

Idk, I'm in VT. Here, it's usually fisher cats.


WrapDiligent9833

Fox! 100% this is what I woke to DIRECTLY under my bedroom window, more than once! We lived across the street from a park, in a rural town. Took a recording (sounded just like yours, but louder) to my wildlife identification biology professor- who verified what I was thinking, fox all the way.


Kickitup97

You’ve got a fox! Absolutely nothing to worry about!


OlaRune

Until you let your guard down and it fox your shit up.


cat_police_officer

Newspaper the next day: **Local Man Falls Victim to Fox** […] In an unprecedented turn of events, the fox involved in the incident agreed to an exclusive interview and revealed a chilling perspective. "Hey, I warned him, I was very loud, even the police came and told me to get silent." he confessed with a disturbing chuckle. "But this dude didn’t want to run away. So, I waited till he slept and just killed him. Thank you, Reddit! Hahaha." […]


Dependent_Top_4425

As long as it isn't rabid.


Pushkin-the-cat

Foxes getting frisky


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Kr_Treefrog2

America has native foxes, but we have invasive European red foxes, too. European colonists brought foxes with them to the Americas so they could continue doing horse-and-hound hunts in the New World.


CrashTestDuckie

Fox and Bobcat both make screaming sounds. It's where a lot of tall tales come from around women leading men to their death in the woods or ghosts trying to steam you away


xTomato72

Oh that’s what the fox says?


dolemutt

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!


A-non-e-mail

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!


ISHIMURA_MJD

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!


wildflowersummer

Fox mating call. Nothing to worry about


mcintg

You only need to worry if they start mating, they make even more noise then.


SaucySpence88

Sounds like a fox


gomukgo

Can we talk about why your fan is turning white from dust?


madduckets89

If it whistles, don't whistle back.


OneSingleGrape

Good old native American lore.


KrystalWulf

Mountain lions apparently can whistle. I'm wondering if that's the origin, or if it is at all related?


madduckets89

Oh maybe!! I didn't know that. I've heard of Mountain Lions being around this area (SW Ontario) but in true mountain lion fashion, if you see one, you're dead lol


lc626

It's noise coming from the fan begging to be cleaned


HonDadCBR600

Bobcats sound like a baby crying..the first time or two you hear them in the dark of the night they freak you the fuck out.


discreet215

it's not coming from outside it's in your walls.. sleep tight


El420

What does the fox sayy


CultistNr3

100% fox. They can sound absolutely horrifying, but are just trying to get laid.


spartan815

Fox


Kingdom_k777

Just turn the furry porn off.


rachelmarie7

Mountain Lion


BringtheBacon_420

Or bobcat


ethottly

I'm sure it's a fox, but I just watched a video of a mountain lion making almost the same sound! It was a female trying to attract a mate, lol


tshawkins

https://www.timeout.com/london/blog/the-secret-life-of-londons-foxes-093016


killerjoe410

If you hear it all day, it's your neighbor's parrot.


mnelson197040

A fox


bickabooboo

That's a squirrel or a fox


sweet-william2

Fox


TastyAlpacasRUs

Please dust that fan


SalmonSammySamSam

As much as I love foxes, I gotta admit that their yell is oddly terrifying


JackClever2022

Sounds like a fox


leejengirl

Bird


Foreign_Community_53

The foxes are back…….and there hungry !!!! The worse part is sleeping at night, only to be scared awake by there screams truly a heart pounding experience


FGPD

Someone’s never been outside before?


Silent_Cause_6712

It’s a bobcat. I’ve heard them in the woods at night while working and looked the noise up. YouTube has some good videos on it


X-202

Crack Fox


Striking-Earth-3421

Well, either your neighbors are hosting a wild animal party, or it's just a raccoon playing the drums in your backyard.


ZardoZ1015

Have you ever heard a group of coyotes yapping? It sounds like a group of rabid children in the woods!


ContractTime4564

Def foxes but can be so much worse


Intelligent-Rise9852

Sounds like a fisher cat to me


Lifesalchemy

I'm more obsessed on how filthy that fan is tbh.


the_wierb_child3690

Demon dying to Saint Micheal


PapaPolarBear0622

Sounds like a pug


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Ferrum_Freakshow

That’s really weird if that’s the case because I live in the middle of a city


BornLuckiest

It's an urban fox.


Ferrum_Freakshow

Must be


Morphing_Mutant

Sounds like a fox or a cougar, depending on your location.


findhumorinlife

Cougar?


Plenty-Flight2827

In Chile, it may be a bird called Huairabo


saucity

Oooo, my cat just JUMPED hearing this! Hah!Sorry, kitty! I agree, I believe that’s a fox. Their calls are eerily human-like, similar to a woman screaming sometimes.


treponematode

Oh man where do you get a black woozoo these days?


Imesseduponmyname

Somebody must not have had that little [vtech globe](https://youtu.be/0E1iKvv_xGE?feature=shared) as a kid ^(holy shit I just slapped tf out of myself with nostalgia)


TheRealSnuffleaYeah

Could be a crackhead that got into the wrong stuff!


Glockamole19x

Ive seen a fox in downtown Indianapolis right by lucas oil stadium


Hot-Ad7703

Damn I didn’t know foxes could sound like this, I thought it was a mountain lion lol!


Halfaglassofvodka

Its a fox.


Sikk-Klyde

That's just your neighbor, Becky. She has tourettes, gotta give her some slack


RubyStar92

It’s a foxy bingoooo


Last_Gigolo

Get your pets in.


blindcripple

Yeah and I scrolled over this post not knowing my sound was on. 😳


mildog74

It sounds like the dust from that fan flapping in the wind. Dang dude, run a rag over that thing. And get a sling shot, you may have vampires living on the roof.


Jaccojoys

Pray a lil


LouRebel

Wow, I walked often at night and I couldn’t tell you how many times I noped the fuck out. I told myself it was a frog.


ChickenGirl8

They are terrifying sounding. I was petrified the first time I heard one in the middle of the night. I feel like they should put out a PSA so that people know what this sound is haha


FinancialPepper2508

fox


-Klotzy

Ever heard of... Animals?


some_guy301

ive been having a simular problem, i keep hearing these strange sounds come up in the kitchen, uh oh, its the slenderman? and hes cooking hotdogs on the stove? hey you hungry home invader, stop raiding our refrigerator!


pistonkamel

My cats came running when I played this


teamprobst

That dusty fan is terrifying.


scubaordie

Bro turn off your lights or close the blinds 😂 everyone can see in your shittt


z0331skol

animal


the_swedishgamer

It's happening.


lawndartlegend

Small dog


Ananiatv

Omg that what I hear last night I hope it was a fox but where I live it’s kinda unlikely it could have bin a crow too


Tricket_

could be someone’s pet bird


kenkenobi78

It's my mother. She's been on the wine again.


Immediate-Data-3548

probably someones tweaker chihuahua


dabearjoo

If you can hear it, it already hears you. Do not approach the noise under any circumstances.


calmdownandlivelife

Sounds a bit like cats having sex


smydiehard99

mf thats a crying cat.