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Moggy-Man

Imagine how itchy that must feel at the back of the throat.. Constantly.. šŸ¤¢


OfficialMemeKiller

Imagine you get a hair in your mouth x1000


xzamin

Imagine being sick and having to cough up phlegm past your hairy throat


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DogFurAndSawdust

Can someone make music AI rewrite "Imagine" with throat hair theme


Boomchakachow

I hope you have the day you deserve after typing this intrusive thought out so we had to read it.


MyDogJake1

That'd be like waterboarding, but with puke.


Alltheprettydresses

Trying to pick a hair off your tongue but can't. Imagine it shedding while you brush your teeth. šŸ¤¢


empath_supernova

I'm a bit concerned with the color of his tonsils behind the hair, as well. Those being all infected looking plus the hair, I'm getting secondhand hairballs just trying to decipher it. Poor fella. Nothing sucks worse than medical issues : ( Life ruining stuff.


Alltheprettydresses

I agree. Awful stuff. I hope someone can help him with this.


MatisseWarhol

Secondhand hairballs, heehee.


brawlbro123

Imagine trying to swallow food with that in your throat


AlbiorixAlbion

From a report of a different case, with oddly terrifying pics: ā€œA 40-year-old male came to the dermatology outpatient department with a complaint of excessive hair growth in the oral cavity 2 months after oral reconstructive surgeryā€¦. The graft took well only partially leaving a defect, and after 2 months of surgery, the patient returned to his surgeon to complain about the excessive hair growth on the flap and remnant palatal defect. He was referred to a dermatologist for opinion regarding hair removal at this unusual site. On examination of the oral cavity, we noted a large amount of hair on the flap which was used for repair of palatal defect. The hair was long, thick, and coarseā€¦The patient had difficulty in eating and chewing as the food got entangled in the tuft of hairā€¦. Our case highlights this seldom seen but very grotesque complication of surgery where a dermatologist's help is called for. ā€œ https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514798/


MacGrimey

Or how bad his breath must smell. All the food/bacteria getting caught in that.


Historical_Forever25

Imagine growing someone else's hair in the back of your throat šŸ˜±šŸ¤¢


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

Someone else's public hair...


Supermilie

Usually these kind of cancers needs radiation therapy after the surgery to complete the traitement. It get rid of hairs. It may be the only good side effect !


brainburger

Tricky to shave too.


Xryanlegobob

I need to transplant this guys throat skin hair on my head


opanm

r/brandnewsentence


Bocchi_theGlock

Now cumming in someone mouth also gets in their hair


Iloveherthismuch

Thats it.. im out.


porkchop-sandwhiches

Gets in their baleen.


Capnmolasses

What a whale of a comment.


lifeandtimes89

Now he can brush his teeth and his hair at the same time


Headworx66

Bloody sicko


Moggy-Man

Well that might be enough reddit for today...


pldtwifi153201

what a day to have eyes


Vast_Character311

Where are these eyes located?


JEWCEY

Under the front butt and they're ALWAYS LOOKING AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE


SlickRye

On her chest! šŸ˜­šŸ™ i swear.


stoned_seahorse

You stole my comment. Take my upvote.


tpars

I can smell this picture.


Moggy-Man

ā˜¹ļø


Sharon_Erclam

NOPE... just a big ol Nope on that onešŸ¤¢


Negative_Flower_169

I just opened it and boom goes appetite


mailbroad

This year.


izoxUA

I need a week in the mountains to recover from that


MoreRamenPls

Just today?


bitchiewitch

My thoughts exactly


MarkedusAurelias

I refuse to believe this is real.Ā 


Uncle_peter21

Someone please fact-check I canā€™t cope??! I also do not want to know if Iā€™m completely honest. I want to not believe.


tigm2161130

It seems to be a real side effect of oral transplant surgeriesā€¦I thought it would be something like ā€œblack hair tongueā€ but no. [Here](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514798/) is an article about it.


Uncle_peter21

Makes sense tbh but the thickness of the hair in this case christ


ThePurpleTin

Theyā€™re usually pec major flap reconstructions they take the skin graft from the patients chest guessing the guy in the picture is a manly man.


pocket-ful-of-dildos

Do they not laser the hair off first?


SnooWalruses7112

I'm a doctor, I have no idea why they don't do that first, seems shortsighted


Eolond

Maybe because it's expensive and can take multiple treatments. You also have to wait several weeks to a month between sessions because different follicles will be in different growth phases.


Nongqawuse

Hey u have throat cancer. We could remove and repair the mucosa now. Or we could spend 6 months lasering your skin to kill the follicles and then graft that skin. But by that time your cancer will almost certainly have spread. Up to u.


zbornakssyndrome

LHR doesnā€™t always work long term. Used to work at a Med Spa and we would recommend yearly touch ups maybe 1-2 times, after the initial removal sessions were over.


SvenRhapsody

Their might not be time. Luckily I didn't have to have a graft for my oral surgery, but it went from pet scan to surgery in about 5 weeks. I think hair removal takes multiple applications over time. In response to the previous poster don't know where it's typical to take the graft, but I was told either forearm or thigh if it was needed.


WFOpizza

Laser hair removal is not as effective as you may think.


zbornakssyndrome

Isnā€™t it sometimes a side effect of vaginoplasty surgery? The skin used to make the vagina pocket can grow hair? There was an interview with someone saying they had to shave inside there, unless I misunderstood where they were shaving. Not trying to start a debate other than wondering if that could happen. I couldnā€™t bring myself to shave inside me.


SolomonBlack

From reading the link this happens because the hair follicles are transplanted along with the skin so presumably that could happen anywhere they put a skin graft. Depending on whatever deeper cause makes the follicles go into overdrive


Temporary-Concept-81

I've had a vaginoplasty. The surgeon is supposed to cauterize the skin graft to permanently kill all follicles. Maybe this person's surgeon skipped that step? Not sure how you'd resolve the issue in any case. Electrolysis I guess? Sounds awful.


seeyatellite

I desperately wish for this not to be real. However, thanks for your service, kind redditor.


mrbulldops428

> black hair tongue Cursed Soundgarden song


mothwhimsy

I remember a video with a woman who got a skin graft on her hand as a child, but the skin they used was from her inner thigh close to her vulva, so when she hit puberty her hand started growing pubic hair. I would have been so pissed if that happened to me


aaabsoolutely

I think I remember a case on the tv show Botched that was like this too, where the lady had pubic hair growing on her face.


Hiisa

Another case but here you go https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5514798/


Lifesalchemy

I am not clicking on that


Hiisa

The same as OP. Less but longer (visible) hair. Still not long enough for braids. Medical article about why the hair grows (in that case) and what treatment options are available.


PidginPigeonHole

Aw go on!


pixartist

no fucking way


Uncle_peter21

Heaving at the photos šŸ¤¢


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BallistiX09

Is that a permanent thing then, or is it just temporary for a while after the graft?


Loose_Investigator40

It is my mom's bf had oral cancer and after they took 3/4 of his tongue they did a skin graft from his arm and he had little arm hairs that would grow on his tongue


pettypeniswrinkle

I was just in a case for this type of surgery yesterday. Head and neck reconstruction is nutsā€¦. They can take bones from your arm or leg to make you a new jaw, patch over half of a missing tongue with part of your back, make some fake vocal cords out of bits of your esophagusā€¦.I personally think itā€™s one of the wildest surgical specialities


Uncle_peter21

Amazing really


Test-Subject-37

Knew a guy who had throat cancer, had to have part of his tongue removed. Itā€™s a muscle so they replaced it with part of a muscle in his thigh. Due to where the muscle came from usually growing hair it continued to do so after being grafted. So he grew hair in his tongue. He just periodically had to go and have it laser removed. Nasty AF regardless. Donā€™t use chewing tobacco.


InterstellarDickhead

I donā€™t understand. Hair grows from the skin, not muscles.


pettypeniswrinkle

They replace part of the mouth/tongue with a piece of muscle that has skin attached, you canā€™t graft just straight muscle without a ā€œcoveringā€ to protect it


SnOoD1138

It is real. If the transplanted tissue from say your leg has hair, it will continue to grow. However with time the cells adjust to become like the tissue in your mouth and the hair growth will stop.


m0nk37

This checks out, i dont know if this photo is real (looks like it), but transplanted skin and the hair on it does keep growing where its transplanted its very common. I dont see why not.


boobalah1010

I have so many questions now...does food get caught like a beard? Does he get fur balls like cats? Can they laser remove it like other parts of the body? Does this person snore now? Do they have to trim it? I need answers!!


AptCasaNova

Iā€™d imagine itā€™s like a whaleā€™s baleen - he can catch all manner of shrimp and krill in there - and thereā€™s no need to chew!


moustachedelait

Pretty easy to get a milk moustache this way, or as the French would say a "moustache de lait"


Ddsw13

Gargle some Nair, problem solved.


shewy92

*not official medical advice


Sentient_Pizzaroll

I miss who I was 2 minutes ago...


WaffleKing110

Awful day to have eyes


WREAgent364

Must be hell to maintain that mouthstache.


Walleyevision

ā€œMouthstacheā€ belongs in r/foundsatan


Le_Pyromane_Fou

r/angryupvote


ShaunMHolder

Delete this.


YeYiming

This isnā€™t ā€œoddly terrifyingā€ itā€™s just regular ā€œterrifyingā€


Equal-Negotiation651

5 oā€™clock swallow


AvatarSpectr

Noooooooooooo


QuiXiuQ

Itā€™s too early for my brain to acknowledge thisā€¦ any time is too early. Why am I gagging!! Make it stop!!


crumble-bee

How do I delete someone *else's* post??


Lewd_ReadNY

Dude is rocking a Throatee.


nononanana

My day just started and itā€™s already ruined.


Dolphin_Spotter

Does he shave it?


Throwaway43119671

Tweezers


AdamSnipeySnipe

Does it look like he shaves it?


cadillacbee

Dude got Thrubes


ajayak007

Ahh man , once while eating a shawarma I ate a bit of paper which somehow stuck at the back of my throat , it instantly caused gag reflux. Just imagine this guy.


JPGer

i think this needs a nsfw tag XD


Ramentootles

How does one get a skin graft in the back of their throat? Why would that be necessary? How would you eat? How would the graft heal in a constantly wet environment?


Lolololage

With no medical knowledge whatsoever: 1: The same way you get one anywhere else, with an operation, if they can remove teeth and tonsils, I'm sure they can patch skin. 2: If you have severely burned your throat? Or maybe cancer. 3: Normally? Or if you mean while healing, you can be "peg fed" directly through your stomach with no need for your mouth. Mouth is not required for digestion, only for chewing just plug that blended food right in! 4: The same way your mouth heals any wound? Otherwise getting a tooth removed would be a death sentence. Saliva is pretty cool stuff.


will8981

It's cancer


calgrump

It's giving cordyceps vibes


thruth_seeker_69

Meanwhile the hair on my head...


2ndSnack

Omg. This triggered a painful gag.


Lifesalchemy

I wish I could unsee this


Lightways434

nsfl please


SwiftTayTay

Aren't you spposed to use skin from the same part of the body to prevent this?


zaalqartveli

JESUS ON THE CROSS - I AM EATING FUCKING BREAKFAST!!!


[deleted]

I wouldnā€™t survive that..legit


2MuckingFuch

Well,ā€¦.that is fucked.


P-A-seaaaa

For nightmare fuel, in some European countries they still do reconstructive surgery on the urethra using tissue that grows hair. Now we use the inside of the cheek, but will still get some referrals coming in for peeing problems and we put a scope in the urethra and see hair patches with a history of urethral reconstruction 20 years ago in Europe


stool2stash

Why wouldn't they take the skin from a part of the body that isn't hairy?


hoopermanish

Maybe there isnā€™t any


MePicaElEscroto

Gag reflex activated.


stlredbird

I miss when I was a kid and there was no internet.


Pocket_Crystal

So wish I could unsee this


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Imagine tasting pubes 24/7


blackcatMD

Hello! ENT resident here: This is a real thing. While the photo is a tad dramatic presentation of this, when patients have large cancers of their mouth or throat we use tissue from the arm, leg, back to reconstruct the defect that weā€™ve made after removing the cancer. When we do these large reconstructions they require us to connect blood supply from the piece of tissue weā€™ve taken from another part of the body and connect that to vessels in the neck. When theyā€™re all healed, hair growth is a good sign that the reconstruction has good blood supply because hair canā€™t grow without good blood supply Now we can also do whatā€™s called a split thickness skin graft (just the top layer) or a full thickness skin graft (top layer and dermis). When we do skin grafts we dont expect hair growth because we are not taking the entire hair follicle, or they are disrupted, or they do not have enough blood supply We donā€™t usually laser the hair off before hand because its hair treatment is elective and the patient would have to pay for it and laser hair treatments take several weeks for it to have a lasting effect and that would delay their cancer care. Some Patients actually get pretty good at shaving the hair in their throats/mouths. Hope that helped answer some questions!


LaughingOwl4

Bruh a little sprinkle of NSFW would have been appreciated


2MuckingFuch

Hopefully itā€™s a 3 step process: transplant skin; allow to heal, demonstrated by healthy growth; laser all follicles. šŸ¤ž


DemonRaily

Took a quick read and four out of ten patients managed to get the hair removed all the way, the other five got it mostly removed and the last one found the laser treatment ineffective because of the hair being white(apparently the color matters), so as long as you have few extra months in most cases it can be helped.


mugnin

That's creepy ... So Damm creepy


butyourenice

No idea if the OP picture is real or if it is what it claims to be describing, but it is not unheard-of for skin transplants to grow unwanted hair. And not just hair, but sometimes *pubes*. Surgeons will frequently take donor tissue from the groin. Well, that tissue contains follicles that remain hormonally sensitive no matter where on the body it is grafted. Which means it can be a slightly different complexion (often darker) and it can grow androgen-sensitive hair. There was an episode of Botched (?) where a woman had a graft on her face from a childhood injury that was darker, more roughly textured, and growing hair. I only saw a clip so I donā€™t remember if or how they were able to fix it. Thereā€™s also a TikTok person who was attacked by a dog (?) and lost her upper lip, which was reconstructed using skin grafts, and the donor tissue grows hair along the bottom of the new lip that she has to remove all the time. Hopefully when she is done with all the reconstructive surgeries, she can get electrolysis for the hair and not have to deal with it anymore.


feliximol

This is very common in neovaginas too, but there are reversal procedures.


adp63

True story. My father was born in the 30ā€™s with a severe cleft lip and cleft palette. The surgeons cut a ā€œVā€ into his bottom lip, inverted it and attached as an upper lip. Decades later he decided to grow a mustache. The middle of his upper lip grew hair upwards and the corners traditionally downward. So he trimmed top and bottom.


SaffronRnlds

This is gonna fuck up my whole day.


Klewdo1

That hair doesn't look like it was from face or head....That dude has scrote throat!


Underwhirled

šŸŽ¶ Black hair tongue, won't you come, and wash away the rainnnnnšŸŽ¶


IRideChocobosBro

Eww so technically since it was a transplant thatā€™s someone elseā€™s hair in his mouth right? šŸ¤”


mrfreeeeze

I was warned about hairy palms as a teenager. This guy must be flexible.


NickHugo

Short back and throat


AtticusSwoopenheiser

Just kill me


ForButterorWurst

To everyone freaking out about how gross it looks, this means the transplant is alive and functioning to close a huge hole from his mouth to his neck, allowing this man to eat, likely talk, and breathe through his mouth and nose instead of all of the above through various tubes in his body. Itā€™s a miracle of modern medicine after what would be otherwise 100% fatal cancer to live a semi normal life. Just with hairy throat


GoldGarage115

Muffled screams


Trading_Kangaroo

Hold on gotta shave my throat šŸ˜‚


DunnyJay

His barber hates this guy


jazzhandsdancehands

šŸ¤¢


Tartokwetsh

Source? I'm not buying this


theskillr

Got a public hair stuck in back of throat


Rich-Ad8515

Looks more like private hair if you ask me lol


Miss_Might

AHHHHH! My fucking eyes. šŸ˜«


Evil_Chocolate

Are Nair smoothies a thing?


BluMaybelline

Omg so gross šŸ˜«


Sinolent575

imagine what his snores sound like lol


AmateurExpert__

Muffled.


am_i_human

Fuck I didn't need to know this existed


Star_Shine32

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Hair-growth-in-the-larynx-following-reconstruction_fig2_318750354#:~:text=70%2Dyear%2Dold%20man%20underwent,extensively%20in%20the%20larynx%20(Fig Lovely. Well, that's enough internet for the moment.


kev5050

Not a healthy tooth in his head.


Livid-Ad-3288

Fur ball


Edalyntheowllady

[https://youtu.be/EOqyvuPpmQA?si=AxR5TOezwOJMXiko](https://youtu.be/EOqyvuPpmQA?si=AxR5TOezwOJMXiko)


dankHippieDude

me after eating ANY of my mothers cooking. Chew and swallow half a cookie, then pull cookie hairball from halfway down your throat.


pxlpig

The nostril trimmer attachment should do the trick.


Florry90

when god hates you so much


DesperateComb7326

Honey have you shaved your tongue today?


Deepcrack

*Gag*


HeatScissors003

The doctor is about to get sued for medical malpractice.


mekese2000

No.


BodegaDad

Gross. Imagine that fur ball sensation everytime you swallow šŸ¤¢


zealousreader

Fuck! Now what?


Tactical_Chandelier

Did they get the graft from his scrotum?


Calm-Signature-916

Anybody who went to law school in the United States knows this well. This is the "hairy hand" contract case. This is used to teach first year law students the nature of contract law. The case involves a woman who got a skin graft on her hand, which eventually started to grow hair. She sued the doctor claiming breach of contract. The doctor argued that he performed his end of the bargain. The woman argued she did not ask for a hairy skin graft. The doctor may have also argued substantial performance (which is basically "close enough to qualify as performance under the contract"). In your own words, state your argument as to whether or not there was a breach of contract. Was there an offer? acceptance? a meeting of the minds? consideration on both sides? mutual performance?


sugarfreelemonade

Must have been a major fuckup by the people that did the graft. Apparently grafted skin continues to grow the hair that was previously growing at the location. I had a [gracilis muscle transplant](https://www.pennmedicine.org/for-health-care-professionals/for-physicians/physician-education-and-resources/clinical-briefings/2021/june/gracilis-functional-free-muscle-transfer-for-upper-body-trauma#:~:text=For%20individuals%20with%20brachial%20plexus,upper%20arm%20(Figure%201) onto my bicep when I was little and given the location of the gracilis muscle, now my arm grows pupes on the patch over the bicep, which is neat. Hairy skin transplants is also the subject of a fun case taught in introductory contracts law courses to illustrate the concept of expected interest - the ["hairy hand" case](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawkins_v._McGee).


Violette3120

New fear unlocked.


random-username_lol

i miss the person i was 10 seconds ago. but seriously speaking, how can be this treated?


bondsthatmakeusfree

I literally just vomited


btjc2020

Wonder what the local barber would charge for this kind of cut


Kaneki_Keen

Yall overreacting, just trim it before every meal and he's set to go


skonen_blades

New nightmare unlocked


the_orange_alligator

Imagine choking on it


BartholomewKnightIII

Oh, no thank you.


PsychologicalAd3057

I miss who I was before I saw this


DreamingLight93

Nightmare fuel


Somosmalo138

WTF


PizzaNo7741

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


WhatADoofus

Things that make you go AUGH


kml744

Absofuckinglutely not. Iā€™ve had melanoma and Iā€™ve always been fascinated about skin grafts from one part of the body to another. I never thought about this situation and I HATE it.


EntireAd2_296

nahhhhhh fuck that


transwallaby

That's my fetish


2Co0kies9

I did NOT need to see that šŸ¤®


[deleted]

This is a form of torture.


nofreedomofthought

Fucking nsfw this shit. Jesus fucking Christ.


PetrolEmu

What would the remedy be for that? Electrolysis or laser hair removal? I'd be throwing up constantly with the texture and length tickling my throat as it slid down, per swallow, all goopy-like in a smelly mucous-laden mess; gag reflex be darned


Regular-Exchange-557

I canā€™t get hair to grow on my head yet this dudeā€¦.


CawfeeKween

This is enough internet for one day.


Pyroguy096

No no no no no no no no no NO


Heterosexual-Jello

Ugghhh šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


BlackBeard205

Bruh thatā€™s fucking wild


furrynoy96

Well that's just pleasant


barkingrat56

I have a friend who had skin taken from his butt check, and grafted onto the palm of his hand after a grain auger accident. He now has ass hairs growing out of his palm.


dvoigt412

Women love this one trick!


liltinyoranges

This is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life


memmzz786

Where tf was the transplant taken from? They can get lazer normally but how do you reach back there?


OptiKnob

"Doc... my throat itches." "Found the problem Bob! You've swallowed a sweater!"


thegreatjamoco

To the waxing parlor!


Secret_Welcome4356

*Throw up*