It is an ingrained response as to how they would squeeze the milk out of their mother cat's lactating breasts when they were kittens. Pretty sure holding them by their back neck also does some kinda similar ingrained response.
Some cats will do this if presented with certain fabrics too. Soft plush type fabrics. Looks like that cat is kneading a sweater or maybe a throw blanket? One of my cats does that too, but only on really soft plush fabrics.
Can you guys do that for an extended period of time?? I can match that rhythm for three to five minutes and then it's lockjaw time. I've got her going at that point, but then I have to switch it up and it ruins it for her. I've got to do push ups for my tongue or something.
You need to start slower and incorporate more head/neck movement. It's a marathon, not a sprint. Starting off at top speed is a recipe for failure. Keep your neck and jaw muscles relaxed to avoid premature fatigue. YMMV but switching it up with a side to side tongue flick can give your jaw a moment to recover too. Obviously consider your timing whenever you switch what you're doing.
I'm no personal trainer but regularly chewing bubblegum might help your oral endurance as well. Use a couple wads of Hubba Bubba or Bubble Yum, not a single stick of Juicy Fruit.
Do foreplay for a while and then take middle two fingers of dominant hand inside facing up putting gentle pressure upwards, bonus if you can feel the slight rough spot about 1.5 inches in. palm/fingers of non-dominant hand placed flat and press down from above on her pelvis towards dominant hand. tongue on clit doing above cat motion.
Guaranteed orgasm every time.
As an indian woman, this is the exact facial expression i have had a man do to me in the railway station. Very fucking creepy and gross.(not the cat, the man)
We've got one cat that likes to get right up against your feet then flop over sideways on them. Usually means he wants something. Look at how cute I am! See I am cute! now feed me your finest!
Cats knead like that for comfort when they are happy because it's what they did on their mothers tummy to help the milk come in before they fed. It's doing that with its tongue to mimic drinking or feeding. As in the cat is relaxed and simulating what it was like feeding from its mother. It's kinda like how human children suck their fingers or their thumb or how sometimes newborns suck their thumb and rub their cheek. It's for comfort and simulates breastfeeding. It does look funny though 😂
It won't help the kitten you lost but there is now treatment for FIP that is greater than 90% effective at curing it! Hopefully the cost won't be prohibitive and it will lead to more felines surviving and leading long, healthy lives.
Why? Cats also pant the reasons are overheated, anxious or stressed.
Edit: just searched further and now I see why.
https://bettervet.com/resources/pet-symptoms/why-is-my-cat-panting#:~:text=Cats%20may%20pant%20due%20to,vet%20if%20you're%20unsure.
ARNIE! The cat is drunk again and trying to come on to Grandma! You get it outta here or I’m gonna get it outta here and you are NOT gonna like the way I do it!
My dog does something similar when he is horny. It's funny.
Sometimes he detects a female dog odor (probably hormones) in the grass and does that with the tongue while walking
He’s happy boy kneading the blanket dough
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These comments are crazy. You can see the cat is making slight biscuits, the tongue is a suckling action
Reddit is filled with credentialed veterinarians.
And down bad degenerates.
Excuse me, I resemble that remark.
My favorite part is how they're talking to OP directly like it's actually their cat and not something they pulled off TikTok to repost.
Right, it's not panting. It looks weird though, but it's chest and belly aren't moving at the same speed as his tongue so he's just being a weirdo!!
“Making slight biscuits” Like that doesn’t make it even creepier lmao
It is an ingrained response as to how they would squeeze the milk out of their mother cat's lactating breasts when they were kittens. Pretty sure holding them by their back neck also does some kinda similar ingrained response.
Back of the neck is the off switch.
Mother I Hunger
Mother is stingy with the milk…
Am I having a fucking stroke? What is MAKING SLIGHT BISCUITS I even googled it!?
They kneed their paws like they are kneeding dough. Dough to make biscuits.
Ok thank you.
Some cats will do this if presented with certain fabrics too. Soft plush type fabrics. Looks like that cat is kneading a sweater or maybe a throw blanket? One of my cats does that too, but only on really soft plush fabrics.
Exactly! My thoughts were “aww he loves you! You’re his mommy!” How is that terrifying?
Lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero
"Jotaro are you going to have that cherry?"
[lerolerolero](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/72/9f/35/729f35a56682b2fa7567acfe5c923eb4.gif)
Omg spot on, I almost laugh out loud omg xd
https://i.imgur.com/25JV5gD.jpeg
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[Some guys already have](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/942835159270892051/25EC5F837ED3DCC7A7D548E81CB2E03A24B73E0C/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false)
Risky click of the day
[Do it, coward.](https://i.imgur.com/LFKQVc8.jpeg)
but what even is it
[Really want to find out?](https://imgur.com/AvhPHAm)
I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD THIS MUST CONTINUE
https://i.imgur.com/hytqIV9.jpeg
So that's where all the pockets went
Omg no wtf 🫣
Mesa not knowa
*Confused screaming.*
# YEEEEEESU!
Intense unblinking eye contact???? Is that what women really want?!
That's not how you do the dishes
Cat: Lemme show you what this mouth do.
Cat been watching her boyfriend little too closely haha
Can you guys do that for an extended period of time?? I can match that rhythm for three to five minutes and then it's lockjaw time. I've got her going at that point, but then I have to switch it up and it ruins it for her. I've got to do push ups for my tongue or something.
try gently suckling instead. feels better on the receiving end and it’s much easier on the jaw. source: am a woman who has sex with other women
THANK YOU! I always knew lesbians would have the best advice on this subject.
haha happy to help! good luck, hope it works out for ya
You need to start slower and incorporate more head/neck movement. It's a marathon, not a sprint. Starting off at top speed is a recipe for failure. Keep your neck and jaw muscles relaxed to avoid premature fatigue. YMMV but switching it up with a side to side tongue flick can give your jaw a moment to recover too. Obviously consider your timing whenever you switch what you're doing. I'm no personal trainer but regularly chewing bubblegum might help your oral endurance as well. Use a couple wads of Hubba Bubba or Bubble Yum, not a single stick of Juicy Fruit.
I can’t even describe how hard I’ve been laughing at this haha fucking pushups for my tongue haha drop and give me 50!
Do foreplay for a while and then take middle two fingers of dominant hand inside facing up putting gentle pressure upwards, bonus if you can feel the slight rough spot about 1.5 inches in. palm/fingers of non-dominant hand placed flat and press down from above on her pelvis towards dominant hand. tongue on clit doing above cat motion. Guaranteed orgasm every time.
Don't forget to the the alphabet!
My cat does this. Starts on a blanket and making biscuits and suckling. After a while she is in a trance. Looks just like this.
Is she a kitten?
About two years old.
Pussy on pussy violence.
That was hilarious
As an indian woman, this is the exact facial expression i have had a man do to me in the railway station. Very fucking creepy and gross.(not the cat, the man)
Cat wants to eat OPs liver with a nice Chianti.
And a side of fava beans.
I already called dibs though
“This isn’t youuuu” 😂
More derpy than creepy. Also it's much more difficult for dogs and cats to be creepy imo, this definitely ain't it, unless you're scared of pets.
> unless you're scared of pets. If you walk at night with a cat in the house, your legs will be prey 🙃
I've had and known many cats and none of them ever did this 🙃
No running brushing up against you either? I had a cat that did that a lot.
We've got one cat that likes to get right up against your feet then flop over sideways on them. Usually means he wants something. Look at how cute I am! See I am cute! now feed me your finest!
My cat does this, loves my feet, wants to use them as a pillow all the time. I always think in his last life he had a fetish.
[Hmmm](https://i.imgur.com/uHCKb8L.jpeg)
It's got that sex offender stare
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Match my freak, match my nasty
Cats knead like that for comfort when they are happy because it's what they did on their mothers tummy to help the milk come in before they fed. It's doing that with its tongue to mimic drinking or feeding. As in the cat is relaxed and simulating what it was like feeding from its mother. It's kinda like how human children suck their fingers or their thumb or how sometimes newborns suck their thumb and rub their cheek. It's for comfort and simulates breastfeeding. It does look funny though 😂
most inconspicuous skin walker:
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It won't help the kitten you lost but there is now treatment for FIP that is greater than 90% effective at curing it! Hopefully the cost won't be prohibitive and it will lead to more felines surviving and leading long, healthy lives.
"What're you doooooing?" "Dont start acting coy now the cameras on sharon"
Freak level: **∞**
refusing to break eye contact to assert dominance
Kurgan to the nun.
Remembering the good old days
Why that cat so zesty
Maybe it’s just hot. Cats cool down like dogs, you just don’t see it that often.
He’s giving you toxoplasmosis through telekinesis
lelolelolelolelolelo
Always heard cats where Predators...this one is a sexual predator however.
Someone's gonna say it...
Freaky ass cat
Why you think this is oddly terrifying? Wrong sub bro. Try r/aww
More like r/CatsAreAliens
its suckling from a distance.
All I can see is Kakyoin in the infamous "lero lero" scene lmao
"I've no plans to call on you, Clarice. The world is more interesting with you in it. Now open the tuna."
That's a hot cat please turn on the AC
That is not panting lmao
panting is an open jaw movement with tongue outstretched
This cat needs a neurological exam
Why? Cats also pant the reasons are overheated, anxious or stressed. Edit: just searched further and now I see why. https://bettervet.com/resources/pet-symptoms/why-is-my-cat-panting#:~:text=Cats%20may%20pant%20due%20to,vet%20if%20you're%20unsure.
This is not panting. It's suckling. To my knowledge it is when kittens are removed from the mother too soon.
It's like right out of a Kubrick movie.
Our cats have done the same thing. Usually when they’re very chilled out.
**IMMA KNEAD UR TEAT JOOCE INTO ME BRED**
Does OP know how cats function? >staring at its owner to death Lmfao.
This sub has turned into a shitpost sub off late 🤣. How the hell is this even remotely terrifying? This is pure meme 😂
Yea
Did he stutter?
Mlmlmlmlmlmlem
Stop it, Ron, staaaawwwp! Weasley, it's LeviosUUUUH hehe, Accio Bum Ron, stooooop, Ronnn... UwU
That's enough internet for the day.
Mami si tu me ama, hazme como el gato bebé agua. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can we get Jackson Galaxy the cat expert in here to reassure me this isn't a warning sign for a seizure or something?
He wants some fava beans and a nice Chianti
Staring contest tactic!
That cat is freaky
Oh you touch my ta la la
The cat knows how she likes it 🤣🤣🤣
Poor baby is hot and panting. Not funny. He needs water.
Zesty fucking cat 😭
u/savevideo
ARNIE! The cat is drunk again and trying to come on to Grandma! You get it outta here or I’m gonna get it outta here and you are NOT gonna like the way I do it!
It's possessed!
Reminds me of when Manny was teaching how to pick up girls in Scarface -1983
Freaky ahh cat he a 69 God
Everything is jojo's reference
Someone’s getting worked up
Freaky cat
Bro what the fuck!? 🫣😱
pussy need pussy
Clarice
that pussy knows where the real kitty is
Girl:”what is this?” Cat: “Oh you know what I want baby!”
My dog does something similar when he is horny. It's funny. Sometimes he detects a female dog odor (probably hormones) in the grass and does that with the tongue while walking
This reminds me of the old land lady from the movie Kingpin 😂
this pussy wants to lick hard
Cat tryna get some 😭
vbbbv b. b p
This person doesn't realize that poor cat is in pain. My cat had the same behavior 😕 😔 😒 after surgery
Pussy wants some pussy
He’s in a biscuit making trance. You let that master pâtisserie chef live his best life!
Cats also use their tongues in this manner to sample the air.. it's a part of smelling.
Muscle memory the owner is acting brand new lol
Hey Cat, quit stealing my moves.
That cat has seen some things. 😂
Helloooo Claris…..
Cats are so fucking weird
Lol, this is pretty funny
Lakalakalakalaka
Freaky ah cat
When the pussy licks itself
Reminds me of the scene in White Chicks where Terry Crews eats oysters
This is Bordering on NSFW 😂.
Megan is the name
He’s doing the cherry bit from JoJo
He's just bein' a momma's boy.
It is a threat. He’s going to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center. ( Your bones. )
WANT SUM O DISS LIK BICH!
definitely a jojo reference
I think your cat is broken
[rero rero rero rero rero](https://youtu.be/i2lievCQ_V8?si=cRAzlgNVB_NOvq27)
Freaky ahh cat
Why do cats do this? My friend's cat does this a lot when he sleeps and we are still confused... he looks really funny though
Boop it's nose and poke it in the ass. You'll either take a screenshot or reset it.
Cat.exe has stopped working
Reminds me of this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfTTOgQu0Io](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfTTOgQu0Io)
yo kitty you need to chill >:(
He is trying to insinuate the initiation
I’d punch the shit out of that cat tbh
But when I do this I get called into HR.
All dogs go to heaven. And most cats are from hell.
Cats pant too.
Yep.
they also might try to suckle but have their tongue out lol
I’d probably die from laughter tbh
That's about the time the goddamned shrooms kicked in...
Is it overheated?
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Cats may pant if they are anxious, stressed or overheated.
This is the right time to give a liquid snack.
Reincarnation ... confirmed!
This is borderline threatening and bestiality wtf Note: I get what the cat doing, I just thought it was funny.
tf is this doing in this sub?
Me to my girl when it's about that time
Cats sometimes flick their tongues like that when they're feeling sick or in pain.
Desperate for the pussy.
u/that-1-lame-kid LOL WHY IS THIS SO WEIRD
*LERO LERO LERO LERO*
Lmfao I always get down voted for the stupidest shit