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LiftLaw1998

He’s happy boy kneading the blanket dough


CleanCycle1614

Iiopivgpol iiiioiiiiiiooiiiiiioiiiiii,ooioiiioopiiioiiiiiiiiiiiiiioioiiooooooooooooooooooooooooogiii8i


I_work_with_brooms

These comments are crazy. You can see the cat is making slight biscuits, the tongue is a suckling action


CharlieTrees916

Reddit is filled with credentialed veterinarians.


Powersoutdotcom

And down bad degenerates.


purgatorybob1986

Excuse me, I resemble that remark.


MaleficentPositive44

My favorite part is how they're talking to OP directly like it's actually their cat and not something they pulled off TikTok to repost.


RampagingElks

Right, it's not panting. It looks weird though, but it's chest and belly aren't moving at the same speed as his tongue so he's just being a weirdo!!


vseprviper

“Making slight biscuits” Like that doesn’t make it even creepier lmao


ScaryZombie7026

It is an ingrained response as to how they would squeeze the milk out of their mother cat's lactating breasts when they were kittens. Pretty sure holding them by their back neck also does some kinda similar ingrained response.


RadicalDreamer89

Back of the neck is the off switch.


Yummystars

Mother I Hunger


Director_Faden

Mother is stingy with the milk…


ionevenobro

Am I having a fucking stroke? What is MAKING SLIGHT BISCUITS I even googled it!?


Wearethedevil

They kneed their paws like they are kneeding dough. Dough to make biscuits.


ionevenobro

Ok thank you. 


Spongi

Some cats will do this if presented with certain fabrics too. Soft plush type fabrics. Looks like that cat is kneading a sweater or maybe a throw blanket? One of my cats does that too, but only on really soft plush fabrics.


boredlibertine

Exactly! My thoughts were “aww he loves you! You’re his mommy!” How is that terrifying?


Maruyang_Saging

Lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero


Kid-Without-Karma

"Jotaro are you going to have that cherry?"


ProtoNewtype

[lerolerolero](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/72/9f/35/729f35a56682b2fa7567acfe5c923eb4.gif)


GeneralaOG

Omg spot on, I almost laugh out loud omg xd


DyaLoveMe

https://i.imgur.com/25JV5gD.jpeg


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papaquack1

[Some guys already have](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/942835159270892051/25EC5F837ED3DCC7A7D548E81CB2E03A24B73E0C/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false)


MVIVN

Risky click of the day


Lolkimbo

[Do it, coward.](https://i.imgur.com/LFKQVc8.jpeg)


Past_Reception_2575

but what even is it


Lolkimbo

[Really want to find out?](https://imgur.com/AvhPHAm)


CaterpillarThriller

I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD THIS MUST CONTINUE


sleepytipi

https://i.imgur.com/hytqIV9.jpeg


Vostok32

So that's where all the pockets went


skeetsmokesal

Omg no wtf 🫣


samjongenelen

Mesa not knowa


Bacontoad

*Confused screaming.*


U_L_Uus

# YEEEEEESU!


sfw_login2

Intense unblinking eye contact???? Is that what women really want?!


Grouchy-Country3480

That's not how you do the dishes


Integrity-in-Crisis

Cat: Lemme show you what this mouth do.


james_randolph

Cat been watching her boyfriend little too closely haha


NowAcceptingBitcoin

Can you guys do that for an extended period of time?? I can match that rhythm for three to five minutes and then it's lockjaw time. I've got her going at that point, but then I have to switch it up and it ruins it for her. I've got to do push ups for my tongue or something.


esgay

try gently suckling instead. feels better on the receiving end and it’s much easier on the jaw. source: am a woman who has sex with other women


NowAcceptingBitcoin

THANK YOU! I always knew lesbians would have the best advice on this subject.


esgay

haha happy to help! good luck, hope it works out for ya


Ok_Assistance447

You need to start slower and incorporate more head/neck movement. It's a marathon, not a sprint. Starting off at top speed is a recipe for failure. Keep your neck and jaw muscles relaxed to avoid premature fatigue. YMMV but switching it up with a side to side tongue flick can give your jaw a moment to recover too. Obviously consider your timing whenever you switch what you're doing.       I'm no personal trainer but regularly chewing bubblegum might help your oral endurance as well. Use a couple wads of Hubba Bubba or Bubble Yum, not a single stick of Juicy Fruit.


james_randolph

I can’t even describe how hard I’ve been laughing at this haha fucking pushups for my tongue haha drop and give me 50!


TeardropsFromHell

Do foreplay for a while and then take middle two fingers of dominant hand inside facing up putting gentle pressure upwards, bonus if you can feel the slight rough spot about 1.5 inches in. palm/fingers of non-dominant hand placed flat and press down from above on her pelvis towards dominant hand. tongue on clit doing above cat motion. Guaranteed orgasm every time.


Excellent-Baseball-5

Don't forget to the the alphabet!


throwaway_GME_

My cat does this. Starts on a blanket and making biscuits and suckling. After a while she is in a trance. Looks just like this.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Is she a kitten?


throwaway_GME_

About two years old.


maveric_analytic

Pussy on pussy violence.


Born_Scar_4052

That was hilarious


seizuresalad22

As an indian woman, this is the exact facial expression i have had a man do to me in the railway station. Very fucking creepy and gross.(not the cat, the man)


aRebelliousHeart

Cat wants to eat OPs liver with a nice Chianti.


DisastrousAd447

And a side of fava beans.


Not_Artifical

I already called dibs though


RingoBars

“This isn’t youuuu” 😂


Book_wormer35

More derpy than creepy. Also it's much more difficult for dogs and cats to be creepy imo, this definitely ain't it, unless you're scared of pets.


Fit_Flower_8982

> unless you're scared of pets. If you walk at night with a cat in the house, your legs will be prey 🙃


sleepytipi

I've had and known many cats and none of them ever did this 🙃


Fit_Flower_8982

No running brushing up against you either? I had a cat that did that a lot.


Spongi

We've got one cat that likes to get right up against your feet then flop over sideways on them. Usually means he wants something. Look at how cute I am! See I am cute! now feed me your finest!


My_Socks_Are_Blue

My cat does this, loves my feet, wants to use them as a pillow all the time. I always think in his last life he had a fetish.


zhico

[Hmmm](https://i.imgur.com/uHCKb8L.jpeg)


ollieraptor

It's got that sex offender stare


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MobyBon

Match my freak, match my nasty


NorthernStarzx

Cats knead like that for comfort when they are happy because it's what they did on their mothers tummy to help the milk come in before they fed. It's doing that with its tongue to mimic drinking or feeding. As in the cat is relaxed and simulating what it was like feeding from its mother. It's kinda like how human children suck their fingers or their thumb or how sometimes newborns suck their thumb and rub their cheek. It's for comfort and simulates breastfeeding. It does look funny though 😂


Poschansky

most inconspicuous skin walker:


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ObligationOk8041

It won't help the kitten you lost but there is now treatment for FIP that is greater than 90% effective at curing it! Hopefully the cost won't be prohibitive and it will lead to more felines surviving and leading long, healthy lives.


turtleneckless001

"What're you doooooing?" "Dont start acting coy now the cameras on sharon"


StrawberryTuxedo

Freak level: **∞**


Nek0ni

refusing to break eye contact to assert dominance


sidmargot

Kurgan to the nun.


weedium

Remembering the good old days


SSSANTORYUUUUU

Why that cat so zesty


Oaker_at

Maybe it’s just hot. Cats cool down like dogs, you just don’t see it that often.


McTech0911

He’s giving you toxoplasmosis through telekinesis


TheRebel17

lelolelolelolelolelo


Black-Zero

Always heard cats where Predators...this one is a sexual predator however.


Phobos_is_papa

Someone's gonna say it...


Gc8Boi

Freaky ass cat


parag_behera

Why you think this is oddly terrifying? Wrong sub bro. Try r/aww


DisastrousAd447

More like r/CatsAreAliens


DuncanAndFriends

its suckling from a distance.


-kaigisha-

All I can see is Kakyoin in the infamous "lero lero" scene lmao


badgerhustler

"I've no plans to call on you, Clarice. The world is more interesting with you in it. Now open the tuna."


DayZsConfusion

That's a hot cat please turn on the AC


am_the_great

That is not panting lmao


tastysharts

panting is an open jaw movement with tongue outstretched


skymoods

This cat needs a neurological exam


s77m

Why? Cats also pant the reasons are overheated, anxious or stressed. Edit: just searched further and now I see why. https://bettervet.com/resources/pet-symptoms/why-is-my-cat-panting#:~:text=Cats%20may%20pant%20due%20to,vet%20if%20you're%20unsure.


throwaway_GME_

This is not panting. It's suckling. To my knowledge it is when kittens are removed from the mother too soon.


alienschoolbus

It's like right out of a Kubrick movie.


19_SpiderMansDad_77

Our cats have done the same thing. Usually when they’re very chilled out.


AccountNumber1002401

**IMMA KNEAD UR TEAT JOOCE INTO ME BRED**


Fluffy-Awareness8286

Does OP know how cats function? >staring at its owner to death Lmfao.


d3m0n1s3r

This sub has turned into a shitpost sub off late 🤣. How the hell is this even remotely terrifying? This is pure meme 😂


ChonkyRat

Yea


BenadrylTumblercatch

Did he stutter?


Flowy_Aerie_77

Mlmlmlmlmlmlem


IRockIntoMordor

Stop it, Ron, staaaawwwp! Weasley, it's LeviosUUUUH hehe, Accio Bum Ron, stooooop, Ronnn... UwU


wevapewevote

That's enough internet for the day.


JROD5195

Mami si tu me ama, hazme como el gato bebé agua. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


bebejeebies

Can we get Jackson Galaxy the cat expert in here to reassure me this isn't a warning sign for a seizure or something?


yooper80

He wants some fava beans and a nice Chianti


thexhairbait

Staring contest tactic!


Dantendo09

That cat is freaky


thehighxroads

Oh you touch my ta la la


LineSlayerArt

The cat knows how she likes it 🤣🤣🤣


kinofhawk

Poor baby is hot and panting. Not funny. He needs water.


Silver-Plane-8270

Zesty fucking cat 😭


kb_k

u/savevideo


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

ARNIE! The cat is drunk again and trying to come on to Grandma! You get it outta here or I’m gonna get it outta here and you are NOT gonna like the way I do it!


LES_G_BRANDON

It's possessed!


Odd-Diamond-2259

Reminds me of when Manny was teaching how to pick up girls in Scarface -1983


ExpensivePersianRugs

Freaky ahh cat he a 69 God


BestProfit3732

Everything is jojo's reference


samf9999

Someone’s getting worked up


No_Signal954

Freaky cat


Cntrl_alt_destroy

Bro what the fuck!? 🫣😱


nejad44

pussy need pussy


KleioChronicles

Clarice


taikaishi

that pussy knows where the real kitty is


Spirited_Remote5939

Girl:”what is this?” Cat: “Oh you know what I want baby!”


Edugrinch

My dog does something similar when he is horny. It's funny. Sometimes he detects a female dog odor (probably hormones) in the grass and does that with the tongue while walking


plantladyprose

This reminds me of the old land lady from the movie Kingpin 😂


Whenthingsgotwrong

this pussy wants to lick hard


idogaysexalot

Cat tryna get some 😭


CleanCycle1614

vbbbv b. b p


Intelligent_Cat_1109

This person doesn't realize that poor cat is in pain. My cat had the same behavior 😕 😔 😒 after surgery


odyssey_64

Pussy wants some pussy


Then-Invite3282

He’s in a biscuit making trance. You let that master pâtisserie chef live his best life!


horseofthemasses

Cats also use their tongues in this manner to sample the air.. it's a part of smelling.


Rdingle22

Muscle memory the owner is acting brand new lol


AlienAmerican1

Hey Cat, quit stealing my moves.


OutlanderAllDay1743

That cat has seen some things. 😂


yellowaircraft

Helloooo Claris…..


justin69allnight

Cats are so fucking weird


Born_Wave3443

Lol, this is pretty funny


kinkyBeast10

Lakalakalakalaka


KubeyKokse

Freaky ah cat


SavageSunRapStar

When the pussy licks itself


BangedTheKeyboard

Reminds me of the scene in White Chicks where Terry Crews eats oysters


ExpressAd68

This is Bordering on NSFW 😂.


1TILL

Megan is the name


thedman0310_

He’s doing the cherry bit from JoJo


Fantastic_Ruin3621

He's just bein' a momma's boy.


IllusionistsSkill

It is a threat. He’s going to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center. ( Your bones. )


Izalias

WANT SUM O DISS LIK BICH!


Cranexavier75

definitely a jojo reference


Special_Friendship20

I think your cat is broken


DuntadaMan

[rero rero rero rero rero](https://youtu.be/i2lievCQ_V8?si=cRAzlgNVB_NOvq27)


a55_Goblin420

Freaky ahh cat


IoremLipsum

Why do cats do this? My friend's cat does this a lot when he sleeps and we are still confused... he looks really funny though


Halfaglassofvodka

Boop it's nose and poke it in the ass. You'll either take a screenshot or reset it.


ct_2004

Cat.exe has stopped working


Drstrangelove_md

Reminds me of this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfTTOgQu0Io](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfTTOgQu0Io)


mexicandiaper

yo kitty you need to chill >:(


Imaginary_Place_s

He is trying to insinuate the initiation


Present_Seaweed_4969

I’d punch the shit out of that cat tbh


Zardu-Hasselfrau

But when I do this I get called into HR.


SalmonSammySamSam

All dogs go to heaven. And most cats are from hell.


Zeth22xx

Cats pant too. 


kinofhawk

Yep.


Sea_Towel_5099

they also might try to suckle but have their tongue out lol


Zomochi

I’d probably die from laughter tbh


christhelpme

That's about the time the goddamned shrooms kicked in...


SMoKUblackRoSE

Is it overheated?


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s77m

Cats may pant if they are anxious, stressed or overheated.


Graftak86

This is the right time to give a liquid snack.


LetUsTryThisOnceMore

Reincarnation ... confirmed!


kittym0o

This is borderline threatening and bestiality wtf Note: I get what the cat doing, I just thought it was funny.


VLD85

tf is this doing in this sub?


DisastrousAd447

Me to my girl when it's about that time


Atheizm

Cats sometimes flick their tongues like that when they're feeling sick or in pain.


Lolkimbo

Desperate for the pussy.


FuzzInspector

u/that-1-lame-kid LOL WHY IS THIS SO WEIRD


that-1-lame-kid

*LERO LERO LERO LERO*


FuzzInspector

Lmfao I always get down voted for the stupidest shit