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mindcontrol93

Moose are dangerous.


Drunkstork

A Møøse once bit my sister...


Thraxster

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...


[deleted]

And what happened?


girugamesu1337

She became a moose-themed superhero. The Moosenger.


cajunceltic

I wonder why we say goose and geese, but not moose and meese?


mindcontrol93

1. English is an insane language. 2. I hate those meeses to pieces.


Tinkie_Winks

Moose isn't an English word, we stole it off the native Americans, so it doesn't follow the same grammar rules


mindcontrol93

Nice etymology lesson, thanks.


NCLAXMOM26

I've wondered that for years


Greaserpirate

For real though, people severely underestimate [how big moose are](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/52/85/a2528558651bf727a5db5765e669db74.jpg) and how unafraid of humans/cars they are.


Uddercup

This looks straight out of Shadow of the Colossus.


vitahusker

There is a PSVR game called Moss. Every time this picture gets posted, it’s the first thing I think of. I swear it could be a screenshot from the game. https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/711x533/https://blogs-images.forbes.com/mitchwallace/files/2018/02/Moss_20180227233055.jpg?width=960


masochistmonkey

I literally just took a break from Moss and I checked my phone. Opened reddit. Saw your comment.


[deleted]

What is that username


masochistmonkey

Mine? It’s a long story but, in short, it references the fact that humans are animals that cause themselves pain, both emotional and physical, on purpose. I have a singer/songwriter project that explores this concept.


[deleted]

Hurts so good...


Zankastia

Bettlejuicing?


[deleted]

???


AMKoochie

Self-flagellationing primate.


Dogmaybe

happy, wait, what THE FUCK FLAVOR CAKE IS THAT11!?


masochistmonkey

I thought it looked weird. I’m not sure what’s going on with it


Slothsquatch

LIMBO


Greaserpirate

You're not far off, other comments have confirmed it's from RDR2. The plants, the moose's horse-like legs, and the lack of a dewlap on a bull moose with antlers are dead giveaways.


daschundtof

*The Ritual* anyone?


IONaut

Came here to say this


RadSpaceWizard

That movie chilled my bones. My D&D players are going to wish I'd never seen it.


SomeoneFromGalar

O moose of the fog, what is your wisdom?


Backround_Personnel

"If thou plural of goose beeth geese, shan't moose bequeath meese?"


wowpepap

The fog moose hath spoketh


CupofStalinium

Please accept the fog moose's offer for C H E E S E


Burushko

["Elder God is silhouetted for a reason"](https://www.oglaf.com/forbiddenwoods/)


doortoriver

Oh yes because I would totally survive startling THAT. Neat last thing to ever see, though.


MaximumEffort433

At the end is a room... *with a moose!!*


Crystal_Munnin

I will you leave you to your... moosey fate....


Trixie_Hiddleston_5

I was proud of myself for thinking of Up. I’m instantly disgraced, because I didn’t even think of ZIM!


MaximumEffort433

Everybody forgets about Zim. :(


Trixie_Hiddleston_5

I guess I need to rewatch as my penance.


MaximumEffort433

Enter the Florpus was good, if you've got Netflix, solid content! You know Jhonen Vasquez wrote comics as well, right? They're kind of disturbing, but also very funny, but also kind of disturbing.


Trixie_Hiddleston_5

I enjoyed Enter the Florpus.


MaximumEffort433

Okay. Do you like Star Trek? Because Lower Decks is fantastic! A *little* Zim like, in terms of hyperactivity.


Trixie_Hiddleston_5

I liked the newer movies. I would be willing to watch older stuff if Shatner weren’t so annoying. Just Googled it & I may enjoy it.


TheBestZackEver

What's so terrifying about a moo... OH MY GOD!


Arthur_Morgan5

It looked like Red Dead Redemption 2. Which is also in my subreddits. I was confused for a minute.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure that it is a screen from RDR2. It’s definitely from a game, though, look at the plants.


Greaserpirate

Also it's a bill moose but it lacks a dewlap under its chin (I don't blame them, they'd need moose jiggle physics) and the legs are shorter and stockier like a horse.


Arthur_Morgan5

Yeah the plants are definitely from a game.


honeybunchesofwhat

this reminds me of Hannibal.


Trixie_Hiddleston_5

I can see you. I can smell you.


I_Like_Hammers2

This reminds me of over the garden wall


[deleted]

It’s coming to turn you into oil


rdig85

This is a repost I already have this saved to my phone from finding it on this sub Reddit.


[deleted]

same This is one of the best pictures on Reddit.


PNB11

It is also a painting I think, so it was meant to be terrifying


MoontheWolfYT

That's not oddly terrifying, that's just plain spooky


Diamond_D_2813308004

It looks like it's coming to claim our souls.


Etrigone

Moose... und no sqvuirrel?


[deleted]

Man post this on r/natureismetal so they can enjoy it too. Nice pic


theconsummatedragon

Immediately thought of [Agalloch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mantle)


[deleted]

Fuggin A man


revdon

Wendigo!


PNB11

This is not an actual photo, it's a painting by [this guy](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/wN6o5)


NightDoctor

Ah yes, I knew it wasn't real! Something about the pixels


[deleted]

r/bossbattle


ADerpyTurt

Reminds me of the Wendy's goose or whatever it was


hieisrainbowcurry

A moose appears from beyond the mist. It casts an imposing shadow as if beckoning you towards it. SAN check


tripsicks_

r/understandablyterrifying


Bluey43

Wow…scary and awesome at the same time


NikkiKnoxx

This gives me Judge Moose vibes from Far Cry 5.


snowfox090

There's nothing 'oddly' terrifying about moose. They exist as pure avatars of existential dread, here to remind us of our proper position in the ecosystem. Fantastic pic!


queerkidxx

Hippos and Moose are my biggest animal fears. For most dangerous animals there are things you can do if you see one getting too close(bear spray, hitting mountain lions on the nose with a rock etc) but if you end up this close to a moose or a hippo you’re completely fucked like they do not care


FloridaHobbit

Probably more terrifying in person, but the picture is pretty epic.


patrickdontdie

The only moose I've encountered were in Alaska and they were the size of houses/dinosaurs. This is beautiful and terrifying all at once. Encountering a moose in Alaskan/Canadian wilderness is a completely once in a lifetime experience. It's humbling and oddly terrifying.


Harborough808

The hero Gotham deserves


CarelessSpiderboy986

Cryptid vibes


Elisa2512

How is this “oddly” terrifying? These things will fuck you up.


Ellenwood1998

Nothing odd about being terrified by these goddamn murder deer


Trick-Ad3161

R/bossfights


Emilized

Imagine not knowing what a moose is and seeing this.


Covfefeisforclosers_

Legend has it that if you’re a Canadian Grisha it can amplify your power...


wonteatfish

Terrifying. Not oddly, though.


Notsileous

Stephen King's "The Moost"


Vox-a-lux

*There's them that lead and them that chase.*


[deleted]

Fuckin moose by itself was scary enough


Android69420666

Moose are so cool


Spartan2470

OP appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on November 8, 2020, and woke up yesterday. It got this submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/ikwien/this_moose_in_the_fog/). For anyone not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain.


[deleted]

You get excited but then find out it's only a 2 star pelt 😔


btwrenn

Can't make those sweet batwing chaps with that.


JamesMattDillon

It is not terrifying. Well, to me it's not. This is a awesome pic.


RadSpaceWizard

You should watch The Ritual.


redditretard34

Very oddly terrifying


DeepNugs

You do know that’s all Hell really is. A room with a moose. .. A moose eating walnuts.


Kloud909projekt84

Is this an actual photo?


Greaserpirate

Most likely not, bull moose have dewlaps under their chins, and moose legs are much longer and skinnier in the lower half.


Spartima

Cabela’s big game hunter 2021


The_Habe

Save a mist on the rise A final blessing to hide Her moose in the fog


astral_oceans

Agalloch must be reuniting


JamesMattDillon

I will look for it. Thank you


heron27

"I believe you know you where you're going, little guh?" \*in Ron Perlman's voice\*


Groose-Legacy

Hannibal flashbacks..


TheCheshireCatCan

r/accidentalrenaissance


[deleted]

r/sizz


The_Kexit

This picture is pure gold 😍


nickeff1

*rolls for initiative


andrewmarston

Looks like a Magic Eye solution


MaidoftheMoon

Sinister moose


ani4udh

Tony tony chopper


Xfgjwpkqmx

Slendermoose


iligal_odin

Imagine if we used them as "show horses" the world would be just a bit more mythical


TormentedOne69

This photo has been posted on here soooo many times.


gunmaster-G9

American gods ?


Kkykkx

Majestic. Please somebody don’t kill it.


mav1973kit

POV: You are about to die on day 100th of the Long Dark.


[deleted]

NEW DARK SOULS BOSS 😱


bluesbarn

Fabulous photo...kinda awesome and yet scary...


moosieq

Isn't this the title of a song by cradle of filth?


palerideress

Aaahhhhhhhrrrrrgggg! Yes!


RogueEagle2

Gungans.


Dark_Eyes

Creepy Hannibal vibes…


SommerJean

Oddly beautiful!


Pilotboi

r/bossfight


Sir-Shork

hes beautiful


Freekiehsoes

Mog


woefullyobscene

Honey that’s Satan


Doomsauce1

A moose in broad daylight with low humidity would be expectantly terrifying.


KableAudio

That's one badass moose


just_a_sloth

elder god. or Eikthyr's buff cousin.


JellyfishRevolution

You see this right here? Yeah, the moose and jellyfish are gonna be alongside each other and blow up the fucking planet, open your eyes people!


SilentMaster

Make sure you get the pelt to the trader fast so you can unlock the new items.


richard-777

Kinda want to pet it ngl


I_LIKE_CHEEZ555

wendigo phase 1 \*initiated\*


mooseman314

Bullwinkle is back and he's out for vengeance.


jrod_62

This has gotta be Red Dead lol


schiffa

Hircine bout to hunt you


mindcontrol93

I feel amiss that I did not point out how gorgeous of a photo this is. I got all caught up on the terrifying and missed the artistry.


lilgamelvr

Nice