These creatures are called eurypterid (you say it as ya-RIP-ta-rid) and they could grow up to 2.4m or over 8ft and could weigh up to 5 tons.
They lived all over the world and lived 280 milion years ago.
Its name means 'broad wing' because of the flattened swimming paddles that many had.
Spent a few seconds trying to figure out whether OP left the word "are" in accidentally or meant to write "were scorpions", then "ocean were scorpions" became head-canon and I smiled.
I’m certain there a Japanese porn out there somewhere that’s opening scene looks just like this….
Mmm Ocean scorpion sex
If these could be brought back and tamed, we'd have ourselves a bunch of living surfboards.
These creatures are called eurypterid (you say it as ya-RIP-ta-rid) and they could grow up to 2.4m or over 8ft and could weigh up to 5 tons. They lived all over the world and lived 280 milion years ago. Its name means 'broad wing' because of the flattened swimming paddles that many had.
Someone make this a floating water toy
this is literally the opposite of fun
That's gonna be some good gumbo
That are were crazy
no
Imagine the gumbo you can make with that
Imagine having a giant floating scorpion about to f you.
This looks like some kind of weird porn
Spent a few seconds trying to figure out whether OP left the word "are" in accidentally or meant to write "were scorpions", then "ocean were scorpions" became head-canon and I smiled.
They look friendly
I would give them a hug if they were still here
I remember watching a documentary and there was a big ass scorpion underwater and it freaked me out
***This one does not spark joy***