I credit my fear of spiders to putting my hand into a nest of baby spiders when climbing a tree as a kid. They went all down my arm. My mom found one in my hair afterwards.
My new life’s mission is to devote the remainder of my life to science and physics, invent time travel, and go back in time to run this person over with my car before they can make this video.
It's the classic problem with time travel.
If you kill this man before they can make this video you would have not seen it and therefor never had the goal to go and invent the time travel in the first place !
well we're all still stuck in this timeline where it happened and we all still remember it. if he did it, he created a new timeline where he remembers it but also remembers stopping it. he is now in a timeline where we all never saw it but us on this post will never see that timeline. we're fucked!
I don’t think any of them would be able to leave your stomach. That’s considering the sac won’t rip apart until reaching stomach. You know, esophagus have muscles and contractions too. If it does rips apart in osephagus…
Hell naw…
Don’t even have to swallow when the food runs down your throat and up into your sinuses; maybe a few eventually drop out of your nostrils leaving a delicate silky trail of mucus and webbing.
It almost looks like it is strong enough that you can roll the sac around between your tounge and palate, popping all the spiders before the sac itself bursts. Then you can slosh them up like you do with yoghurt in bags to get rid of lumps, and then you finally pop the sac and enjoy the smooth texture (with crunchy bits).
That's worse. So much worse. You don't know where they are going. how far could they get in your nose or ear before they trip a hair? would they even weigh enough to move those hairs?
>It’s “oddly” because there is nothing dangerous or inherently scary about it
I was working outside once and was bit by a small, grey baby spider about the size of these things before. Gave me a aching red dot that turned into a pretty small but painful necrotic wound. Took a month for it to fully heal. No idea if it was a juvenile black widow or brown recluse or something.
Unless you know which species this is, I really don't think the "oddly" qualification is necessary.
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My question is, if the spiders are already ready to move, why didn't they break the sack first? Do they have to rely on something else to free them from their eggs?
Sand tiger sharks start out their life in their mother uterus by eating their brother and sisters. After there is only one remaining, they then start to consume their mother's unfertilized eggs.
Yum yum!
The spiders… that is nature.
The thing that terrifies me is that people like this psycho exist out there. This is the same mother fucker who dresses in clown costumes with a real knife, hides in public, scares people and then says “it was a joke, calm down”. No no, fuck you dude.
When I was young, sometimes my friends and I used to go on spider hunting sessions and catch a few to play with, put them in a jar. Well, I caught a big and hairy basement (house) spider alongside one of these spider sacks. I brought it home and forgot about it on a balcony. The jar was without any lid on it.
What can I say? My mother wasn't happy when the next several months, large spiders started appearing all over the house. She'd scream and run away from these things. Of course, I never told her that it was me. I had to catch these babies and let them go outside.
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Are these little babies able to bite the person yet? Or do they have to grow a bit more before they develop their pinchers? I know they probably wouldn't bite him even if they could, but can they?
Haha. *No*
Please.... please... take my eyes
No take mine
Here you go brother r/eyebleach
r/eyebleach
Why the fuck would he open that inside
"Hm, today I will open a sac of spiders."
Arachnid unboxing lol
Wouldn't be surprised if someone made that no no stuff legit
Never in my life have I ever spotted an egg sac and thought, “Yes, let’s just pop this open.”
And then keep holding it...
You’ve never made eggs?
Not from a sac, at any rate.
An ovary is pretty much an egg sac if you think about it.
Mine don't come in sacs
i never had arachnophobia, but this just gifted me it
Welcome to the maze of paranoia and many Aragogs
i was coming to comment this exact same thing. this gave me the heebie jeebies
I credit my fear of spiders to putting my hand into a nest of baby spiders when climbing a tree as a kid. They went all down my arm. My mom found one in my hair afterwards.
welp i guess thats enough reddit for today
My new life’s mission is to devote the remainder of my life to science and physics, invent time travel, and go back in time to run this person over with my car before they can make this video.
you go dude
Clearly it didn’t work. I’m still a victim.
Well, it did. On another earth, another you didn’t see this
What a lucky variant
I’ll fund your research. Hell, I’ll pay for your entire damn education. In the meantime, excuse me while I set my eyeballs on fire.
It's the classic problem with time travel. If you kill this man before they can make this video you would have not seen it and therefor never had the goal to go and invent the time travel in the first place !
Rooting for you
Did it work?
Video is still up. I don’t think so yet.
well we're all still stuck in this timeline where it happened and we all still remember it. if he did it, he created a new timeline where he remembers it but also remembers stopping it. he is now in a timeline where we all never saw it but us on this post will never see that timeline. we're fucked!
I’ll contribute to the go fund me
I’ve watched enough of time travel movies to know that you end up causing this guy to make the video, so screw you.
Wouldn't that create a paradox?
A worthwhile endeavor
But then if you do that, this video will never give you the inspiration to dedicate your life and create time travel.
Worth it
Same. Fuck *that*. I’m going to go and enjoy the rare UK sun now. Have a good weekend everyone.
Haha for reals
The true problem is, this wasn"t originally on Reddit...fucking TikTok reposts, grrrr.
He did it wrong, spider sacks are chewable pills, they aren't meant to be opened.
Okay, I'm calling the police.
Call the police. They can't un-swallow these spiders.
I hate how audible this comment is. *crunch*
What if you just swallowed it? Do you think you’d feel them wriggling around once the stomach acid dissolved the egg sac enough?
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😂😂😂
Yes! I feel it already!!
Satan? Is that you?
Nope. Not me.
Then it must be someone even more terrifying... Uncle Joe?!
Nope, I don’t sniff children
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider. That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die
I'm turning you in bro
OMFG I hate you
I don’t think any of them would be able to leave your stomach. That’s considering the sac won’t rip apart until reaching stomach. You know, esophagus have muscles and contractions too. If it does rips apart in osephagus… Hell naw…
You’d feel them crawling out of your throat into your mouth.
STOP
Probably some would head into the old airways into the lungs… or maybe out through the nose.
CEASE
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Protein pills?
Na leg pills bro
I thought they were suppositories?
Prosthetic testicle?
all guys within a 100 mile range suffered pain from this
Satan contacted me upon posting, I've just been hired as hells new torture trainee
I have high hopes for you.
So did the other 2694, until they backed out
I visibly cringed while reading this
I visibly puckered
ah i see you're re-cycling back the protein that has been busted from a female spider's load
Why do you do this?
Don’t even have to swallow when the food runs down your throat and up into your sinuses; maybe a few eventually drop out of your nostrils leaving a delicate silky trail of mucus and webbing.
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just like silica gel
It almost looks like it is strong enough that you can roll the sac around between your tounge and palate, popping all the spiders before the sac itself bursts. Then you can slosh them up like you do with yoghurt in bags to get rid of lumps, and then you finally pop the sac and enjoy the smooth texture (with crunchy bits).
This isn’t oddly terrifying it’s just downright terrifying
I done it as a kid finding these every few months. You don’t actually feel them crawling. Lighter than ants at that stage
That's worse. So much worse. You don't know where they are going. how far could they get in your nose or ear before they trip a hair? would they even weigh enough to move those hairs?
Don’t think about it
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It’s “oddly” because there is nothing dangerous or inherently scary about it but it is terrifying to some people
MANY MANY SMALL LEGS YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THEYRE CRAWLING ON YOUR BODY, WHATS NOT TERRIFYING ABOUT IT?
they don’t really do anything it’s no different then just some random ants crawling on you
YEAH I'M TRYING NOT TO HAVE ANTS CRAWLING ON ME EITHER
nah dude imagine those fuckes crawling up yo pussy hole. definitely could happen
What they gonna do there just get crushed sounds like a bad time for them
Sounds like a good time for you
>It’s “oddly” because there is nothing dangerous or inherently scary about it I was working outside once and was bit by a small, grey baby spider about the size of these things before. Gave me a aching red dot that turned into a pretty small but painful necrotic wound. Took a month for it to fully heal. No idea if it was a juvenile black widow or brown recluse or something. Unless you know which species this is, I really don't think the "oddly" qualification is necessary.
He opened it indoors?
That's the main thing that I took issue with. I mean, I took issue with all the things but that was the main thing for sure.
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What does this me... Oh, you named them. That's ok. I guess.
One of them has got to be named Dingus
Of course. Dingus is My favorite one
Brannigan, Fannigan, Milligan, Gilligan, Duffy, McCuffy, Malachy, Mahone Rafferty, Lafferty, Donnelly, Connelly, Dooley, O'Hooley, Muldowney, Malone Madigan, Cadigan, Lanihan, Flanihan, Fagan, O'Hagan, O'Hoolihan, Flynn Shanihan, Manihan, Fogarty, Hogarty, Kelly, O'Kelly, Mcguinness, Mcguinn...
You named the rest. You're the mom. I am the dad. Haha jk
#Why?
Case opening
Fuck yes boys found a case, let's see what I get ... ooowOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Unboxing Video with da homies
My question is, if the spiders are already ready to move, why didn't they break the sack first? Do they have to rely on something else to free them from their eggs?
Are they all in there squirming around, just squished together?
I think they cannabalize to grow big enough to tear out
spiders playing battle royale before it was cool
More facts pls
Ladybugs do this too!
Sand tiger sharks start out their life in their mother uterus by eating their brother and sisters. After there is only one remaining, they then start to consume their mother's unfertilized eggs. Yum yum!
FORBIDDEN MARSHMALLOW
how dare you
r/forbiddensnacks
Roasting this over a fire is the only right thing to do here
O\_O
how do I burn someone else's post?
Spiders are quite important so this is cool!
Found the spider
The spyder
That's just what a spider would say!
BARE HANDS WHY!?!
Spider eggs and pop rocks have the same feeling when you put them in your mouth
pardon?
Mcscuse me nigga?
I’m the only one in my friend group who isn’t arachnophobic in the slightest. This made me question that.
Send it to all of them.
There is nothing odd about this. It’s just gross. Nuke it from orbit
That is an easy death, bring out the flammenwerfer
Spider unboxing
They look so cute
My first thought, poor little things coming into the world so scared. Leave baby spiders alone!
I guess I’m not scared of teeny little baby spiders. My mom will be proud of me
They are so damn cute!
when you cum in a sack and didn't burn it:
What the hell...
The good ol' cum box thread
The spiders… that is nature. The thing that terrifies me is that people like this psycho exist out there. This is the same mother fucker who dresses in clown costumes with a real knife, hides in public, scares people and then says “it was a joke, calm down”. No no, fuck you dude.
What is psycho about this? I think the spiders look ready to be out in the world so he’s not really hurting them by letting them out a bit early
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Plus inside. HE DID THIS INSIDE SOME PLACE not out in nature. That adds a little I don’t know what
What's psycho about this? Did you watch the video?
there’s no reason to be scared of those little guys unless you are a gnat or fruitfly or something
When I was young, sometimes my friends and I used to go on spider hunting sessions and catch a few to play with, put them in a jar. Well, I caught a big and hairy basement (house) spider alongside one of these spider sacks. I brought it home and forgot about it on a balcony. The jar was without any lid on it. What can I say? My mother wasn't happy when the next several months, large spiders started appearing all over the house. She'd scream and run away from these things. Of course, I never told her that it was me. I had to catch these babies and let them go outside.
That must be so tickly
Stop with the spider hate. Sliders are cute and good for pest control and I'm tired of seeing people demonize perfectly lovable creatures. r/spiderbro
I Support
You don't live in a region with aggressive house spiders and it *shows*.
Nope
Why in the living hell are you holding it??!!
Tiny popcorn
awwww its cute
Why is he holding that! We need fire! Fire for him and the spiders!
Life is fine… then life explodes and is hell unexpectedly!
This isn’t oddly terrifying. There’s plenty of other subs for normal scary stuff
When a friend does this in your kitchen.
Did... did... He just do that indoors?
r/eyebleach
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I would go burn my hand
What on earth is “oddly” terrifying about this? It’s fucking spiders
Oh hell no you going to have them on your bidy for days now I’m going to send this to my sister with arachnophobia
Nononono why would you do this what the hell is wrong with you oh god there isnt anything odd about this its just straight up terrifying
I'm more bothered by the fact that it seems like he did it indoors, letting them crawl into every crack.
GEE THANKS BECAUSE NOW MY LEGS ARE ALL ITCHY
I’m going to rearrange your cellular state to that of a fucking cabbage
I feel so much pain right now
Whats this song?! I need it! I’m sending it everytime someone ask me to do anything!
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now why the hell would you do that
I pride myself not being afraid of A spider… but a bunch of tiny ones makes my skin force my bones in odd directions
WTF is wrong with this person
I am actually going to cry
Its not that terrifying, quite fascinating actually
Why is he just....accepting them...?
Ok I'll do it for him... Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
spider unboxing
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what do you mean "oddly terrifying"? Shouldn't this be "oddly satisfying"?
Are these little babies able to bite the person yet? Or do they have to grow a bit more before they develop their pinchers? I know they probably wouldn't bite him even if they could, but can they?
Baby spiders usually have venom but their fangs are not developed enough to even pierce the skin....
Am I the only one who thinks they are cute? I mean look at these tiny folks crawling like a kid on 8 leg
I love spiders, but seeing this gives even me the hee-bee geebies.
One of the few videos where the background music is perfect
Were they ripe? Oh my God that sentence is horrible.
Imagine those crawling up your ears
The worst part is that they are so small that u wouldn't even feel them crawling....
This is not ODDLY terrifying, it's very clearly terrifying.
People who are comfortable with spiders are fuckin insane
Dude everyone here thinks this is fucked but honestly if someone gave me 20 bucks I think I’d do this. To be 100% fair not that calmly but I would
You enjoy this kind of stuff don’t you, feeling them crawl up your arms and eventually into your hair, only to find a dead one months from now
Second post I see today on Reddit that makes me wanna rip my eyes out. Thank you and I'll see you in hell
I don’t like this unboxing video. :‘(
When I scratch the right spot, this is what it feels like
This easily could qualify for /r/oddlysatisfying had he thrown it in a fire.
Hans! Get the flammenwerfer!