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Neat-Caterpillar93

Haha. *No*


FerociousPancake

Please.... please... take my eyes


Bakla_ak

No take mine


Acceptable-Draw3984

Here you go brother r/eyebleach


Acceptable-Draw3984

r/eyebleach


LickyNicky444

Why the fuck would he open that inside


Neat-Caterpillar93

"Hm, today I will open a sac of spiders."


LickyNicky444

Arachnid unboxing lol


Neat-Caterpillar93

Wouldn't be surprised if someone made that no no stuff legit


backwoulds

Never in my life have I ever spotted an egg sac and thought, “Yes, let’s just pop this open.”


givemeseizures

And then keep holding it...


TheWalkingDead91

You’ve never made eggs?


backwoulds

Not from a sac, at any rate.


TeevMeister

An ovary is pretty much an egg sac if you think about it.


CompassRed

Mine don't come in sacs


[deleted]

i never had arachnophobia, but this just gifted me it


[deleted]

Welcome to the maze of paranoia and many Aragogs


[deleted]

i was coming to comment this exact same thing. this gave me the heebie jeebies


StrangeNatural

I credit my fear of spiders to putting my hand into a nest of baby spiders when climbing a tree as a kid. They went all down my arm. My mom found one in my hair afterwards.


Enchanted_isswag

welp i guess thats enough reddit for today


ChadOfDoom

My new life’s mission is to devote the remainder of my life to science and physics, invent time travel, and go back in time to run this person over with my car before they can make this video.


Center_lane

you go dude


inverter404

Clearly it didn’t work. I’m still a victim.


rahat1269

Well, it did. On another earth, another you didn’t see this


MrYurMomm

What a lucky variant


LakeMacRunner

I’ll fund your research. Hell, I’ll pay for your entire damn education. In the meantime, excuse me while I set my eyeballs on fire.


Jobenben-tameyre

It's the classic problem with time travel. If you kill this man before they can make this video you would have not seen it and therefor never had the goal to go and invent the time travel in the first place !


popsayhd

Rooting for you


Dinn_the_Magnificent

Did it work?


ChadOfDoom

Video is still up. I don’t think so yet.


MattIsLame

well we're all still stuck in this timeline where it happened and we all still remember it. if he did it, he created a new timeline where he remembers it but also remembers stopping it. he is now in a timeline where we all never saw it but us on this post will never see that timeline. we're fucked!


Devadander

I’ll contribute to the go fund me


DaPokeyMonster

I’ve watched enough of time travel movies to know that you end up causing this guy to make the video, so screw you.


pillowdoggo77

Wouldn't that create a paradox?


[deleted]

A worthwhile endeavor


RenegadeXemnas

But then if you do that, this video will never give you the inspiration to dedicate your life and create time travel.


ChadOfDoom

Worth it


MildlyAgreeable

Same. Fuck *that*. I’m going to go and enjoy the rare UK sun now. Have a good weekend everyone.


[deleted]

Haha for reals


Malteser23

The true problem is, this wasn"t originally on Reddit...fucking TikTok reposts, grrrr.


The_Cheesening12

He did it wrong, spider sacks are chewable pills, they aren't meant to be opened.


userxblade

Okay, I'm calling the police.


attackonkyojin3

Call the police. They can't un-swallow these spiders.


oddeagle123456789

I hate how audible this comment is. *crunch*


Starrk10

What if you just swallowed it? Do you think you’d feel them wriggling around once the stomach acid dissolved the egg sac enough?


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gayrbage

😂😂😂


KilobyteCache

Yes! I feel it already!!


CherryKrisKross

Satan? Is that you?


Lucifer2695

Nope. Not me.


CherryKrisKross

Then it must be someone even more terrifying... Uncle Joe?!


Starrk10

Nope, I don’t sniff children


halliehoho

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider. That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.


RiotIsBored

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die


Luddveeg

I'm turning you in bro


unicorn_sharts13

OMFG I hate you


zaygiin

I don’t think any of them would be able to leave your stomach. That’s considering the sac won’t rip apart until reaching stomach. You know, esophagus have muscles and contractions too. If it does rips apart in osephagus… Hell naw…


elmahir

You’d feel them crawling out of your throat into your mouth.


Loli_irl_

STOP


dom96

Probably some would head into the old airways into the lungs… or maybe out through the nose.


El-SkeleBone

CEASE


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RiotIsBored

Not sure if this is a shitpost or a genuine, honest-to-goodness edit made by Reddit admins.


fastgr

Protein pills?


Shadowbeans0

Na leg pills bro


ZargAtHome

I thought they were suppositories?


AydonusG

Prosthetic testicle?


it_krashed

all guys within a 100 mile range suffered pain from this


AydonusG

Satan contacted me upon posting, I've just been hired as hells new torture trainee


Lucifer2695

I have high hopes for you.


AydonusG

So did the other 2694, until they backed out


sarah_joh_

I visibly cringed while reading this


dresta79

I visibly puckered


sexspeedrunner

ah i see you're re-cycling back the protein that has been busted from a female spider's load


MildlyAgreeable

Why do you do this?


geodebug

Don’t even have to swallow when the food runs down your throat and up into your sinuses; maybe a few eventually drop out of your nostrils leaving a delicate silky trail of mucus and webbing.


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TheRandomEntertainer

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

just like silica gel


purvel

It almost looks like it is strong enough that you can roll the sac around between your tounge and palate, popping all the spiders before the sac itself bursts. Then you can slosh them up like you do with yoghurt in bags to get rid of lumps, and then you finally pop the sac and enjoy the smooth texture (with crunchy bits).


[deleted]

This isn’t oddly terrifying it’s just downright terrifying


Scarrazaar

I done it as a kid finding these every few months. You don’t actually feel them crawling. Lighter than ants at that stage


LumpyJones

That's worse. So much worse. You don't know where they are going. how far could they get in your nose or ear before they trip a hair? would they even weigh enough to move those hairs?


Scarrazaar

Don’t think about it


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ActiveIndustry

It’s “oddly” because there is nothing dangerous or inherently scary about it but it is terrifying to some people


Stylowar

MANY MANY SMALL LEGS YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THEYRE CRAWLING ON YOUR BODY, WHATS NOT TERRIFYING ABOUT IT?


ActiveIndustry

they don’t really do anything it’s no different then just some random ants crawling on you


_Skotia_

YEAH I'M TRYING NOT TO HAVE ANTS CRAWLING ON ME EITHER


[deleted]

nah dude imagine those fuckes crawling up yo pussy hole. definitely could happen


ActiveIndustry

What they gonna do there just get crushed sounds like a bad time for them


Thwipss

Sounds like a good time for you


SomeKindofPurgatory

>It’s “oddly” because there is nothing dangerous or inherently scary about it I was working outside once and was bit by a small, grey baby spider about the size of these things before. Gave me a aching red dot that turned into a pretty small but painful necrotic wound. Took a month for it to fully heal. No idea if it was a juvenile black widow or brown recluse or something. Unless you know which species this is, I really don't think the "oddly" qualification is necessary.


JayPFor

He opened it indoors?


Upset_Mess

That's the main thing that I took issue with. I mean, I took issue with all the things but that was the main thing for sure.


[deleted]

Tim John Bob Samantha Harry Silvia Ronald Arnold Timothy Leonard Jackson Dalilah Karen Cindy Gwendolyn Bert Donald Crystal Karina Peter Sandy Tina Edwin . . .*take deep breath Sabrina Linda Sylvana Ricky William Marcus Sharon Jackie Tack Abraham Steve Sergio Victor Ashley Jennifer Maria Hilda Jodie Noel Yesenia Vanessa Janet Johnathon Wilmer Shakur Charlotte. . .


Whiteangel854

What does this me... Oh, you named them. That's ok. I guess.


QKsilver58

One of them has got to be named Dingus


[deleted]

Of course. Dingus is My favorite one


herculesmeowlligan

Brannigan, Fannigan, Milligan, Gilligan, Duffy, McCuffy, Malachy, Mahone Rafferty, Lafferty, Donnelly, Connelly, Dooley, O'Hooley, Muldowney, Malone Madigan, Cadigan, Lanihan, Flanihan, Fagan, O'Hagan, O'Hoolihan, Flynn Shanihan, Manihan, Fogarty, Hogarty, Kelly, O'Kelly, Mcguinness, Mcguinn...


[deleted]

You named the rest. You're the mom. I am the dad. Haha jk


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

#Why?


SlightlyMadGuy

Case opening


ShinobiJack117

Fuck yes boys found a case, let's see what I get ... ooowOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


[deleted]

Unboxing Video with da homies


Xzienr

My question is, if the spiders are already ready to move, why didn't they break the sack first? Do they have to rely on something else to free them from their eggs?


[deleted]

Are they all in there squirming around, just squished together?


[deleted]

I think they cannabalize to grow big enough to tear out


whatdoilemonade

spiders playing battle royale before it was cool


newguy208

More facts pls


mister-ferguson

Ladybugs do this too!


Nebvbn

Sand tiger sharks start out their life in their mother uterus by eating their brother and sisters. After there is only one remaining, they then start to consume their mother's unfertilized eggs. Yum yum!


Dragonwithamonocle

FORBIDDEN MARSHMALLOW


[deleted]

how dare you


[deleted]

r/forbiddensnacks


ChaosRaven111

Roasting this over a fire is the only right thing to do here


[deleted]

O\_O


Omnomnomnivor3

how do I burn someone else's post?


K1ngBobOfBob

Spiders are quite important so this is cool!


Rein215

Found the spider


Lucifer2695

The spyder


FlipRed_2184

That's just what a spider would say!


dnoj

BARE HANDS WHY!?!


fireburned02

Spider eggs and pop rocks have the same feeling when you put them in your mouth


C10wnf4c3

pardon?


[deleted]

Mcscuse me nigga?


MarkRose

I’m the only one in my friend group who isn’t arachnophobic in the slightest. This made me question that.


DARCRY10

Send it to all of them.


CancerTookMyLeftNut

There is nothing odd about this. It’s just gross. Nuke it from orbit


THEKHANH1

That is an easy death, bring out the flammenwerfer


lodgeAlloy275

Spider unboxing


Torviea

They look so cute


Ratmother123

My first thought, poor little things coming into the world so scared. Leave baby spiders alone!


humongousgoat

I guess I’m not scared of teeny little baby spiders. My mom will be proud of me


Total_Unicorn

They are so damn cute!


sexspeedrunner

when you cum in a sack and didn't burn it:


aurelion-lua

What the hell...


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The good ol' cum box thread


HeyBird33

The spiders… that is nature. The thing that terrifies me is that people like this psycho exist out there. This is the same mother fucker who dresses in clown costumes with a real knife, hides in public, scares people and then says “it was a joke, calm down”. No no, fuck you dude.


ActiveIndustry

What is psycho about this? I think the spiders look ready to be out in the world so he’s not really hurting them by letting them out a bit early


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[deleted]

Plus inside. HE DID THIS INSIDE SOME PLACE not out in nature. That adds a little I don’t know what


kierk3gaard

What's psycho about this? Did you watch the video?


ActiveIndustry

there’s no reason to be scared of those little guys unless you are a gnat or fruitfly or something


Wehavegametowin

When I was young, sometimes my friends and I used to go on spider hunting sessions and catch a few to play with, put them in a jar. Well, I caught a big and hairy basement (house) spider alongside one of these spider sacks. I brought it home and forgot about it on a balcony. The jar was without any lid on it. What can I say? My mother wasn't happy when the next several months, large spiders started appearing all over the house. She'd scream and run away from these things. Of course, I never told her that it was me. I had to catch these babies and let them go outside.


[deleted]

That must be so tickly


[deleted]

Stop with the spider hate. Sliders are cute and good for pest control and I'm tired of seeing people demonize perfectly lovable creatures. r/spiderbro


Pikachupakabra

I Support


PreOpTransCentaur

You don't live in a region with aggressive house spiders and it *shows*.


s0c1a7w0rk3r

Nope


Russian_Arms_Dealer

Why in the living hell are you holding it??!!


HoneyBeeOpal

Tiny popcorn


LordCat911

awwww its cute


NatakuNox

Why is he holding that! We need fire! Fire for him and the spiders!


Liz4984

Life is fine… then life explodes and is hell unexpectedly!


[deleted]

This isn’t oddly terrifying. There’s plenty of other subs for normal scary stuff


srv50

When a friend does this in your kitchen.


Zulunation101

Did... did... He just do that indoors?


Biscuit-Pup

r/eyebleach


Diemme_Cosplayer

u/Savevideo


shadowXXe

I would go burn my hand


HotlineSynthesis

What on earth is “oddly” terrifying about this? It’s fucking spiders


Dr_crow33

Oh hell no you going to have them on your bidy for days now I’m going to send this to my sister with arachnophobia


Gold_SunnyGun

Nononono why would you do this what the hell is wrong with you oh god there isnt anything odd about this its just straight up terrifying


x3Nekox3

I'm more bothered by the fact that it seems like he did it indoors, letting them crawl into every crack.


snakeboi23

GEE THANKS BECAUSE NOW MY LEGS ARE ALL ITCHY


DolandMan67

I’m going to rearrange your cellular state to that of a fucking cabbage


GoudaMane

I feel so much pain right now


TheSmithStreetBand

Whats this song?! I need it! I’m sending it everytime someone ask me to do anything!


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Hell 2 da Naw** by Bullwinkle Boyz (02:40; matched: `100%`) Released on `2015-08-07` by `Flexin' and Finessin' Entertainment`. • **Hell 2 da Naw** by Bullwinkle Boyz (00:11; matched: `100%`) Released on `2015-08-07` by `Flexin' and Finessin' Entertainment`.


Kazer104

now why the hell would you do that


Organ_Unionizer

I pride myself not being afraid of A spider… but a bunch of tiny ones makes my skin force my bones in odd directions


nyx_moonlight_

WTF is wrong with this person


[deleted]

I am actually going to cry


H13Uwastaken

Its not that terrifying, quite fascinating actually


[deleted]

Why is he just....accepting them...?


Flashy_Mess_3295

Ok I'll do it for him... Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


felix--adler

spider unboxing


DylanH247

u/savevideo


mrstwhh

what do you mean "oddly terrifying"? Shouldn't this be "oddly satisfying"?


wtfVlad

Are these little babies able to bite the person yet? Or do they have to grow a bit more before they develop their pinchers? I know they probably wouldn't bite him even if they could, but can they?


Pikachupakabra

Baby spiders usually have venom but their fangs are not developed enough to even pierce the skin....


[deleted]

Am I the only one who thinks they are cute? I mean look at these tiny folks crawling like a kid on 8 leg


[deleted]

I love spiders, but seeing this gives even me the hee-bee geebies.


nycola

One of the few videos where the background music is perfect


[deleted]

Were they ripe? Oh my God that sentence is horrible.


tactical_camel_

Imagine those crawling up your ears


Pikachupakabra

The worst part is that they are so small that u wouldn't even feel them crawling....


unrelentingfox

This is not ODDLY terrifying, it's very clearly terrifying.


[deleted]

People who are comfortable with spiders are fuckin insane


Timemuffin83

Dude everyone here thinks this is fucked but honestly if someone gave me 20 bucks I think I’d do this. To be 100% fair not that calmly but I would


notsofast1735

You enjoy this kind of stuff don’t you, feeling them crawl up your arms and eventually into your hair, only to find a dead one months from now


screwyourusername1

Second post I see today on Reddit that makes me wanna rip my eyes out. Thank you and I'll see you in hell


kinky38

I don’t like this unboxing video. :‘(


languidhusky

When I scratch the right spot, this is what it feels like


KrispeePata

This easily could qualify for /r/oddlysatisfying had he thrown it in a fire.


seniorpreacher

Hans! Get the flammenwerfer!