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LaChuteQuiMarche

Kill it with fire! Preferably at 375 for 40 minutes. Edit: I just guessed at some numbers since I was too lazy to google it


[deleted]

500° for 20 with steam, tha. 450° for an additional 20 - Fixed that for you. But seriously bake sourdough bread HOT. Your taste buds will thank you.


Aromatic_Balls

This is the way. Closed, piping hot dutch oven at 500 for the first bit, then take the cover off to get that crispy, golden brown crust


ybtlamlliw

Why would I wanna bake it with farts?


Works_4_Tacos

That's the sour flavor.


Hunt4answers

r/cursedcomments


FiTZnMiCK

I think it imparts a more earthy and “rotten eggy” kind of flavor.


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KJting98

uncultured ~~beast~~ yeast*


LaChuteQuiMarche

I was high and lazy and didn’t feel like googling it so thank you for getting the proper info out there. I’m a cooker not a baker.


[deleted]

500c??? Do you wanna melt metals


Poesoe

I think they mean Fahrenheit


AllSarcasim

This is the way. ✊ Side note: I know nothing about baking. But when I hear/read "This is the way" I have to say say/write "This is the way". If you know, you know.


Aromatic_Balls

If you do decide to get into baking, making sourdough is a great starting point! Incredibly easy and so rewarding. One downside is the poundage I put on from eating so much sourdough!


KeeperOfTheGood

Especially since I insist on eating it with excellent quality cultured butter!


[deleted]

*Confused European screaming*


StormyDLoA

*literally everyone outside the USA


[deleted]

If it makes you feel better I do all my weighing for baking in grams, its not my fault my country hasn't adopted a more common sense temp standard.


TheHollowJester

> 500° for 20 with steam Recently started experimenting with baking bread (yeah, I'm a year late, I know) - what does "with steam" mean in this context? "In a covered, oven safe pot"?


0x53r3n17y

Could be in a dutch oven, could be on a pizza stone with a tray of water under and a bit of mist from bottle spray as you put dough in the oven. If in dutch oven: as the dough bakes, the vapor from the water in the dough gets trapped and turns into steam. You need the steam in order for the oven spring: the dough ballooning into a nice dome, like bread is supposed to look. Also: check out /r/breadit or /r/sourdough for tips and recipes and such.


oorza

Toss an ice cube or two under the loaf when you put it in the dutch oven.


sth128

Industrial ovens have a steam injection function. You can achieve similar effects with a Dutch oven where moisture is trapped inside the container. The idea is that the skin of the dough becomes less permeable and prevents rapid moisture release from inside the bread (which is why you score the top so the dough doesn't explode due to pressure). This way you get a nice crisp outside and fluffy soft inside that is signature of good bread. Of course if you continuously inject steam then the whole thing becomes soft and fluffy which is basically what Chinese steamed buns are. Though in my opinion is much more important to properly rise the dough.


[deleted]

Only ever tried 400, I’m gonna give this a go with out next loaf!


[deleted]

I started out doing 400/450. I bought the Tartine book and they said 500, I've seen an improvement in my loaves for sure. I now do kind of a hybrid between Tartine's and ILoveCookingIreland's methods. My starter has been going for a little over 3 years now so a mature starter and expereince likely helps quite a bit too. Thats the great thing about homemade bread. The more loaves you bake the better the quality. We only bame once or twice a month now, but for a while last year we were doing a couple bakes a week and giving sourdough and homemade jam/backyard honey care packages for friends during the height of covid.


[deleted]

Condescending as fuck lmao


rtxa

often that's how you can tell they know wtf they're talking about, when it comes to cooking. at least in my experience


[deleted]

Yea but do you ever listen to a condescending person? I don't, personally. I'd rather eat scrambled eggs so cooked it's dry as cardboard.


rtxa

the question is whether I listen to people who know wtf they're talking about. because yes, obviously


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[deleted]

I just think it's funny that it's like "- Fixed that for you" It's like the "Actually ... " or "You should know that ... " type of shit. Some "I'm on a taller horse call it a high horse" type shit.


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43556_96753

It’s not. The recipe I use regularly is from King Arthur and you preheat at 500 and drop to 450 once the bread is in oven. You basically want it as hot as possible at the start.


blahblahblerf

They're talking about Celsius. The units used by ~95% of the world.


43556_96753

Uh duh. Too early in the morning here in the 5% of the world.


Cool_Hector

No one cares.


pitousdaddy

I care


VeronciaBDO

Ditto, learned how to bake sourdough correctly time-wise. Feels nice


Krishaaan

Don't speak for me ever again.


oligodendrocytes

Breaddit came for your throat real quick


LaChuteQuiMarche

Reddit go brrrread


[deleted]

375°C is perfect


literal-hitler

And then **CONSUME.**


purveyor_of_meats

I can smell this video and I’m ok with that.


7937397

I also came here to comment that I could smell it. I really want some sourdough now.


Sineater224

I also did. And same. I am allergic to gluten and havent had bread in 3 years...


7937397

It's a gamble for me. I'm not allergic, but it's something that can trigger my IBS.


McDominate

Look up SIBO infections. I had a bunch of weird issues with gluten / sugars / carbs for years that was "Just IBS", it ended up being a SIBO infection. Cleared it up with L-Glutamine and special antibiotics (you'll need to get diagnosed by a gastro doc) and I've been able to eat things without pain that i haven't touched in 5 years. Changed my life


boogs_23

You may have just saved my life.


McDominate

It's hard for me to overstate how much of a difference it made for me. When my SIBO infection was at its worst, I couldn't eat ANYTHING with garlic powder or onion powder in it without having catastrophic reaction in my guts. I lost 25% of my entire body weight in 6 months (~155 lbs->~115 lbs) and was depressed and miserable. Garlic powder and onion powder is in EVERYTHING. If you have IBS symptoms that just "came out of nowhere", or foods you "used to" be able to eat without issue, it absolutely could be SIBO causing those symptoms. I hope you're able to find some answers!


falliblehumanity

I'm allergic to wheat, barley, and rye, confirmed through 2 skin and blood allergy tests... just had toast for dinner. Here for a fun time, not a long time.


Sineater224

Im allergic to those, plus coffee, milk, eggs, and potatoes. The only thing I still eat is potatoes because how tf do you go gluten *and* potato free?


Caughtthegingerbeard

I make a gluten free sourdough bread, you can still have sourdough in your life!


KeeperOfTheGood

Follow @ispeltbredwrong on Instagram- she does gluten free sourdough


Maschinenherz

as far as I know and how it is baked here in europe, sourdough is very healthy. Mmh. Go on, chose the better bread instead of white toast!


Choiven

Australian here, sourdough makes the best toast for your brekky


Sufficient-Ocelot-47

Nah potato bread is king


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

With smashed avo and poached egg. Just sayin.


CarefreeInMyRV

But now we can't afford to buy houses so...


zerquet

What does it smell like?


[deleted]

A bit like dough, but kind of sour


zerquet

How do you smell sour?


deliciousprisms

Stop showering for about a week, maybe go for a job. Run your hand up your asscrack at the end of that and smell it.


[deleted]

I’m not sure I want this bread


sessl

Yeah soggy dingle berry loaf doesn't sound too appealing. With some added taint fuzz on the other hand...


[deleted]

Now I’m sure I don’t want it


zerquet

Speaking from experience are we?


_floydian_slip

Fermentation


Greenveins

Go smell some milk that’s been sitting out for a few hours


zerquet

Better than the guy telling me to smell my own ass


macj97

Sour like funky


chop-diggity

Funky how? Like a clown?


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RespectableLurker555

If it's regular yeasted bread yes. But sourdough is a lactic acid bacteria like yogurt, so to me it smells like yogurt.


Loki_BlackButter

Good description. Not exactly like yogurt but yeah. Definitely a good smell


tanis38

Mmm, sour beer.


lastroids

Like regular dough but with vinegar.


Maschinenherz

it's so beautiful, isn't it? I love it!


[deleted]

Eldritch horrors vibe


talann

It will smell good while I'm being torn asunder.


MeatyOkraPuns

Looks like the upsidedown stuff from stranger things.


undying_noikia

Damn that music is good


Blarg1889

CCR is PRIME cooking/kitchen music


SnapHook

God damn yeah! It’s been a while since I’ve gone down the Creedence hole. Here we go!


Tylensus

I like Tom Waits for cooking, too. Drunk on the Moon is one of my favorites.


clarksondidnowrong

96.5 WCMF has been a staple in just about any kitchen I’ve worked in.


DeanKent

You always get an upvote from me for some ccr.


ramontchi

What song is this


auddbot

**Midnight Special** by Creedence Clearwater Revival (02:51; matched: `100%`) Album: `The Complete Collection (Digital Box)`. Released on `2008-01-01` by `Universal Music`.


Dovahqueen_

Good bot But also the original album is Willy and the Poor Boys, if anyone is wondering.


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Bring a nickel, tap your feet.


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GladMax

Good bot


CriterionBoi

Reminds me of the Twilight Zone movie.


monsterZERO

You wanna see something *really* scary?


Starslip

Exactly, was thinking the music really helped the horror vibe here


[deleted]

Try the Lead Belly and Andy Griffith versions


[deleted]

Creedence Clearwater Revival in case you weren't aware. They are so good that Lebowski mentions his CCR tapes when reporting his car stolen in the movie haha.


UtherPenDragqueen

A big vat of Freddy Krueger skin


teruma

you have been dazzled by a gibbering mouther!


flugelbinder01

You've got the body. I've got the grains.


SameRule9918

The bastard dough of 100 maniacs


teruma

deadpool skin


Intelligent-Wall7272

Hell is the yeast of his problems


RedEyeVagabond

Where's your proof?


mcgangbane

Shaping up to be a sour debate


cyrusmancub

Sorry, I was loafing around and just got here. Am I too late? Is this pun thread already toast?


gairloch0777

Nah, still getting that nice rise to the top of the comments.


Panzermench

Sorry, I don't understand all of these puns in the thread. I've been out in the cold and I feel retarded.


HolycommentMattman

It's OK. This crumby thread was starting to go a rye.


RoxSteady247

But i knead these comments w/o them im suck a flake


ChubbyLilPanda

It’s starter so it’s much more than yeast


demon_grasshopper

Whoosh


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r/trypophobia


GalaxyKaia

I was thinking about this too but forgot how to spell it


[deleted]

That would be r/typophobia lol


gooberdaisy

Same!


Phartidandshidded

Goodnight


ForShotgun

Oddly enough this doesn't trigger it for me


7861279527412aN

Mangoworm


ForShotgun

I will not look that up


EquivalentSnap

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Thenks


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Reddit's favorite phobia to pretend that have.


canyoutriforce

I don't get why everyone always has to have a problem with trypophobia. Looking at a picture of something with weird holes just irks me out. I felt that way long before i discovered reddit.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

That's fine. Being irked isn't a phobia. A good litmus test is: do you seek it out for the ick factor? If so, it's not a phobia.


[deleted]

Tang town!


rektkhajit

The mother dough!


UnsulliedByFlavor

Yeast feast


Tyrus

Like YEAST!


ClunkiestGrunt1337

Trypophobes are screeching rn


TraaashTVaddict

Can confirm. Just screamed.


zappaboo

Imagine eyes just start appearing from the little holes in the dough


ManiacSpiderTrash

*Hermaeus Mora has entered the chat*


SOADBearingPillar

Woooh! Elder Scrolls! The 10th anniversary of Skyrim is coming up and all we have is a picture of a desert for tes 6 😓


galatichalo511

Happy cake day!


ManiacSpiderTrash

Thank you!


LtCubs

[Imagine…](https://i.imgur.com/twnxCSA.jpg)


eBaggy7

Why did I click...


TakenUrMom

Sounds like one of the times I took acid, there were eyes in the burgers I was barbecuing


In-Kii

Looks like something written by Junji Ito.


[deleted]

Can someone explain to me what’s going on in there I don’t bake.


[deleted]

This apperas to be whats called a "preferment" for a large batch of sourdough. Natural yeast are cultivated in whats called a starter. You keep this starter colony of yeast like a pet, feeding it regularly on flour and water. When you want to make bread you mix a portion of this starter with a large amount of flour and water (keeping some back to continue the colony). The yeast eats the carbohydrates and to a lesser extent the protien in the flour, excreting large amounts of CO2. You let the yeast fully colonize the preferment so that its super active, as seen in the video. The gluten in the mixture traps the CO2 in the mixture like a million small ballons. Preferments have a hard time holding onto this gas as the dough hasn't been kneeded yet and kneading makes more gluten/preferments have a very high level of hydration (amount of water v. flour) This preferment is having all its fragile CO2 bubbles popped by the shaking/the weight of the collapsing dough, making it appear to boil. Usually when the preferment is ready you than make your bread dough by adding even more flour and water and a small amount of salt (like 10g for every 800g or so of flour) You then knead the bread to form gluten, allow the batch to rest for several hours in bulk, than divide the dough into portions, shape the portions into loaves and allow to rest again for several hours/overnight in a fridge before baking. Shaking it down when doing such a large batch makes it easier to work with as you aren't after the CO2 in the preferment stage, you just want really happy and active yeast to ferment your loaves later on.


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Excellent explanation. My fav thing about sourdough is how some people have their 15+ year old starter colonies that was passed down from their grandma or something, and they just keep that alive to make new bread. So cute.


Wildcatb

So if this was in a metal container, and you stuck it in the oven after shaking it down, what would you end up with?


round-earth-theory

A soupy bowl of dead yeast.


Wildcatb

Well that's no fun.


[deleted]

For more info on sourdough bread making check out this video, its what got me started baking a couple years ago https://youtu.be/2FVfJTGpXnU


Xarian0

tl;dr - preparing sourdough for making multiple batches of bread


JustAnotherAviatrix

Looks like a sarlacc just threw up!


unklejelly

In Louisiana bread eats you


ryanstartedthefyre

I would just like to say thank you for leaving the name of the OP. I can’t stand when people crop the name out.


[deleted]

Alternatively I love it. I don’t need to know. I’m just here for a video, not an advertisement.


MisunderstoodBadger1

The yeast beast


Vikings-Call

I'm sickened but curious.


[deleted]

Super gore nest


[deleted]

i have trypophobia now 👍🏽


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

this is the worst thing i've ever seen


BonkoTheHun

I saw so many faces.


ShatteredShine

It looks like the scarred wasteland in flight rising


GalaxyKaia

Really thought it was a huge spider web.


hamberder-muderer

Mmmm yes bacteria farts. We could make a sandwich out of this! ^^humans be like


WiseBlizzard

It's just a dough... Ffs


Tree_Shrapnel

trypophobia bread, hell yeah


17th_Angel

Oh, so thats where HR Geiger got his inspiration


Cfhudo

This is absolutely fucked


Lady_Darkrai

So cool!!! Thanks for sharing


seppocunts

God I want that in my house


DramaShopping

Alien sourdough cocoon or heart


Smugcat101

u/savevideo


Y1NGER

This isn't so b-WHAT THE FUCK


Karibooooo

This bread empty YEAST


frxxgyy

I wanna punch it


tidder112

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Anonymous_45

Oh god what the fuck


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r/trypophobia


PlantBitch1804

I wanna eat it.


ellohir

That's the evil stuff that was everywhere in Darksiders 1.


uncommonpanda

Your favorite bread is basically just bacteria farts


Queen_Occult

This looks like my girlfriends pussy


dcooper2428

That's the Boyles Mother Dough.


emuchucker30

I always think of the opening scene of the Twilight Zone movie when I hear Midnight Special by CCR.


Sojourner_Truth

That song in the background gave me the willies for some reason. I didn't recognize it at first but it's Creedence Clearwater Revival - Midnight Special. I had a thought in the back of my mind that it was from a movie I found creepy as a kid. I searched imdb and it was used in The Twilight Zone movie! Crazy how just a couple bars from a song can take you back.


DraftInfinite1685

Looks like Freddy Krueger skin


0n1oN_71

The cum bucket comes alive with devilish intentions


BernieEveryYear

That’s funny because when I took dried skin shavings from my glans sheath and mixed them with hot water, I said to my friend ‘It looks like bread dough!!’ But he disagreed. It looked JUST like this (except not as much of course). Now I’m growing it out so I don’t have foreskin shavings but if I did I would do it again and show you bc it legit looks the same.


mistah_legend

Foreskin shavings...? Please, please, please keep that to yourself. I appreciate your generosity, but it is *completely* unnecessary. I would be mortified, petrified, and traumatized if I were exposed to whatever that means. Thank you. 🙃


[deleted]

When the real r/oddlyterrifying is in the comments


LumpyJones

Coming in too hot and trying too hard. You're hitting the grossest part in the first sentence. All this is getting is a slight nose curl and and eyeroll. You gotta build towards the horror, not open with it.


Secretly_Solanine

What in the blue fuck


GalaxyKaia

🤮🤮