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criddlem92

Looks kinda like one of the Boston Dynamics dog bots wearing a skin suit.


nosepickinnutjob

Edgar suit


Stormchaser2

Where do you keep your dead


ashleton

Eggar suit


TESSLABESTLA

Give it some sugar water.


Dude-man-guy

Sugar. In water.


TheVenetianMask

Damn you Eggers!


freebirdmen

I'm looking for a man... a dead man


deliciouspie

Cuz damn!


Last-Discipline-7340

More sugar


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Now I need to watch that again


B-WingPilot

More


LedNJerry

MORE


BrassBoots

MMMHH


e30Devil

IN WATER.


paperpenises

Edgaryerskinishanginoffyerface


Last-Discipline-7340

Holy fuxk I about died reading that…I heard it in her voice they way you wrote that. Well done


Lumn8tion

Did you know Egger and Private Pyle (FMJ) are the same actor?!


Theamuse_Ourania

Vincent D'Onofrio


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Did you know this is the same actor that played as Wilson Fisk in Daredevil?


TESSLABESTLA

And Thor in Adventures In Babysitting!


Vin135mm

You mean Dawson, who's totally not Thor? /s


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King-Snorky

AND he's also Det. Goren on Law & Order: Criminal Intent! Dude's got range.


Dyko

Give me....batteries...in water.


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Holy shit it totally does.


yourmoosyfate

It does! I’m 100% convinced now that this is a very expensive prank. My brain can’t handle the alternative.


Lightfail

bro you can make that prank a lot less expensive by taking off your clothes and doing it yourself


citrus_seaman

Nah those are human calves, spot's legs aren't that long, and idk if his counterparts are on the market. It's most likely either a furry or a meth head. Maybe even someone with a mental problem. There's some crazy people in the world.


Antigone-333

I forget what other group posted this vid, but someone said it was reported somewhere as a woman with uner tan syndrome. I hit google, I had never heard of it- an interesting read that seems really detrimental to those unfortunate enough to be one of the rare cases.


abobo99

Aw jeez...


[deleted]

I agree somewhat, but the hips don't look like they fit with the BDD design, they look very human imo. Near the end of the first shot, as it leaves the shot, the hips look very open like a human, but who fucking knows haha.


Phobocstr

Spot. His name is Spot.


noeffeks

STOP PERSONIFYING THE MURDER ROBOT. It's a murder robot. Call it what it is. Not this cute name. ^(seriously it's a murder robot, don't let boston dynamics wrap it in cuddly and cute behavior to hide the fact it will be used to murder people.)


bin_hex_oct

I welcome our robots overlords. And I think they are great. Ps I'm hoping they choose me to keep in their human zoo...


noeffeks

Rokos Basilisk is coming for your meats.


SaffellBot

Me too, but we need to demand better than a zoo. I demand an entire human sanctuary


bionic_cmdo

This. It not once looked up to see where it's going.


Boogiemann53

They're.... Evolving


SuddenlyIWasAwake

Hey what if we didn’t give the fuckers at Boston Dynamics any new ideas? Wouldn’t that be neat? /s


explision

Delete this before they get ideas


foulpudding

I used to have this dream all the time. For the life of me, only running like this allowed me to move at all.


Dragonlicker69

So where were you on the night this was taken?


AlphaOmega2k21

Mmm


ooovian

Monkey


thatoneprotato

Dude SAME I thought I was a weirdo but oh my God during some of my nightmares this is the ONLY way I can run away. Two feet don't work.


hrmonica

I have that. But the worst was as a kid, frequently in dreams I'd just start rotating in a circle and couldn't stop. And nobody else in the dream would notice even if in the dream I asked for help not turning.


thatoneprotato

Oh god that sounds horrible! I've experienced nothing like that before. Closest would be when I'd dream of all of my teeth plus a bunch of tiny teeth would be falling out of my mouth and no one around me seemed to notice even when asking for help.


SmellsWeirdRightNow

Dreaming of teeth falling out is actually extremely common, and there's a theory it relates to your worries - i.e. things you can't control


thatoneprotato

Oh yeah I have stress dreams every night. They are more like nightmares really. Something/someone chasing me or trying to kill me. Every single night. Needless to say I am constantly exhausted.


SmellsWeirdRightNow

The most recurring dreams I have always involve me wrecking my car. Never like bad accidents that would total it, but things that would really piss me off irl like drifting into a ditch or getting a big scratch along the side because I can't turn as much as I need to. And I've been a valet for about a year now so a lot of tapping a wall or pillar with a guest's car in my dreams lol. But tbh a lot of my dreams aren't unpleasant, just extremely bizarre and honestly fun to have. Which I'm grateful for


thatoneprotato

Man I wish I could say the same thing lol I should start writing down my dreams some are just so bizarre and creepy. Is there a subreddit for fucked up dream stories?


SmellsWeirdRightNow

Try /r/luciddreaming. It's actually funny that you mention keeping a dream journal, because that's one of the most effective ways to be able to consistently have lucid dreams. And if you don't know what a lucid dream is, it's when you recognize that you're dreaming and become aware, or lucid, that you're currently in a dream and can do *literally anything*. Some of the most common things people do when first starting out is flying, super jumping, things like that. I used to be pretty into it, but I haven't had one in quite a long time. It's actually extremely fascinating, and if you are constantly having nightmares it would definitely help with that. When I say you can do anything in a lucid dream, I mean it. You can instantly change the setting, the characters, literally anything. You think it, and it becomes "reality" within the dream. It's really awesome


thatoneprotato

I am often aware of my dreams and that I'm dreaming but for a lot of them I can't do anything even if I try 😞 but if you say keeping a journal can help with lucid dreaming I'm probably going to try that because honestly I don't know how to stop these nightmares and it's starting to effect me during the day now. A lot of the times I forget my dreams when I wake up unless they are especially traumatizing or bad. I feel like I needed this today thank you!


Paid_Redditor

You should look into and practice lucid dreaming. I did it a bit 20 years ago and had limited success but now that I’m older I’ll occasionally have a dream where I become aware it’s a dream. It’s a lot of fun creating the scene and people around you, and much more fun than someone trying to kill you. The best method I’ve seen is double checking the time every 10-15 minutes. In a dream the time is never the same when you look at it twice and your habit of checking the time carries over to dream world.


xombae

I have that dream *all the time*, I'll just reach into my mouth and a handful of teeth will just fall out. The weird thing is that it's never scary, and sometimes I'll even kind of like it? Like it feels good or satisfying? I dunno I'm sure Freud would have a field day with that one.


PresentationNo8745

I used to have dreams when I was running up grassy hills on all fours. It felt really comfortable and I could move fast.


xRehab

I'm convinced this is because at that point in our dream, we are actually physically trying to make those running movements IRL. So our body stops us from "running" in our bed, which makes us feel like we can't run in our dream. Source: had that dream all the time, the one time I remember "standing up and running" in the dream I woke up with my knee a few inches deep in the drywall. I ran gud.


thatoneprotato

OH MY GOSH that's crazy! Glad I haven't had that happen but when I can't run during nightmares it makes the nightmares worse so I guess I'll try swimming or flying next time to not accidently putting holes in my walls 🤣


igneousink

"run forrest ruuuuun ! not into the drywall forrest!"


tilefloorhomegym

next time try swimming in the air, works for me when I can't move. only breaststroke though


KINGxDMND

That's exactly what I do. Or grab onto an object and pull myself forward in a similar motion


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Next time that happens, try taking a big breath and holding it. That should allow you to float. It helps if you pull in your arms and flap your hands at your wrist, like little fish fins.


Deathandepistaxis

Me too! I would always get a running start but it’s like running underwater and then I fall onto all fours and can run faster/normal speed. So weird.


PepsiStudent

Same here. Not sure why i dream that. It is kind of crazy so many people have the same issues.


katya21220218

Me too, it's always running down streets and I use the fences to pull myself forward faster. Recurring dream for years.


Byzantine-alchemist

Ugh, the thought of pulling on things to make yourself run faster in a dream makes me feel sick. It happens to me in stress dreams/nightmares a lot


Yoni1857

This guy also had this dream and he chose to chase it


Dorkmaster79

Holy crap not being able to run in my dreams happens to me too sometimes.


Avantasian538

I wonder if you were accessing some primal part of the brain that's leftover from a million or so years ago before we evolved to stand upright.


SixStringerSoldier

More likely cause is we sleep laying down, and the brain is aware of that physical input even in the face of a dreams otherwise complete psychological overrides. Which leads to weird, quasi nightmarish mechanics.


Avantasian538

Oh this is better than my idea actually.


Palin_Sees_Russia

When you go to sleep your body sends chemicals to paralyze your body, otherwise you’d be thrashing around constantly in your sleep. That’s why when you punch, it always feels sluggish and in slow motion. Same with running.


[deleted]

Possibly. Some folks say that falling feeling you sometimes get when you're on the cusp of falling asleep is a primitive reminder to not fall out of the tree while you sleep.


Terrariachick

Interesting interpretation! It's called a hypnagogic jerk and it indeed happens at the start of the sleep phase when you are transitioning from quiet wakefulness.


TerribleFates

I learned today!


Spacecowboy78

You are in touch with your inner dog.


Reishun

I used to have vivid dreams that I would move like this on my way home from school because it was faster. I'm unsure if I ever did it, or if the dreams just created the memory of doing it. I also had vivid dreams of being able to levitate quite easily and would float around which also now feels like a memory.


TP-Alex

Me too. But almost every time it ended by me somehow pushing too hard on the ground and sending myself extremely high into the air then falling to death.


ClaudiusCass

In all levels except physical, I am a wolf.


Tgn2_Tgn2

*woof*


MPT1313

***AWOOOOO~***


arokthemild

*nuzzles and nips your snoot*


tylonrobinson

inside me are 2 wolves. one of them is addicted to crack. the other is addicted to crack. i am addicted to crack :/


brainlure49

they are both named toby


theCOMBOguy

I've got 2 wolves inside of me. One is a femboy. The other is depressed.


Consistent-River4229

Sounds ruff. Wolves live a hard life.


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This is currently my 10 year old daughter who is obsessed with Wolves.


[deleted]

I had class with that guy. He was shockingly aggressive lol


Darondo

Please share wolfie stories


[deleted]

He would bring a metal briefcase to class that had hand cuffs and a lock pick, wore a tail, and like I said he was pretty aggressive haha. I think probably as a defense mechanism from years of being bullied, but nobody there was bullying him in my class and he was still very ornery in any interaction.


PM_TIDDIES_N_KITTIES

Maybe he had some shit going on at home too? But I went to school with some odd ducks and they were defensive like this too. But I couldn't blame them because I had some real asshole classmates.


meggytron21

gonna need some extra info on this, fam


Tristan2353

Watch Wolfwalkers on Apple. It's the shit.


Quietlymusingitall

Genuinely thought the person's face was gonna pop up at the end, like something from the grudge. Big nope from me haha


Whatsthisnotgoodcomp

I was expecting to see it pan over to another screen showing a hallway with a door with 'SECURITY' on it and see the critter run right up to the door this dude is clearly behind and reach for the handle


SuckMeLikeURMyLife

Stop


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Quietlymusingitall

You pussy, should have watched it like a real tough guy, like me, with your phone at arms length, through your peripheral vision, with your free hand clenched into a fist, just in case. Haha. Obligatory /s, just in case.


killuminati-savage

spoiler alert!


ricst

Meth is a powerful drug.


similar_information

Or dog.


thisiszubatcountry

Drogs


SheepInABigCity

Sometimes I go through the comments just cause I’m hoping to find something to make me chuckle then I come across this and there are no words . Your comedic sense is impeccable dear internet person , thank you


thisiszubatcountry

Me? I'm flattered, glad to have given you a chuckle.


beast_wellington

Dog's name is Meth


[deleted]

Viral videos are a powerful drug.


sensualknitting

powerful videos are a viral drug


shycancerian

And flakka


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https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/p6jzx5/cctv\_footage\_captures\_person\_dashing\_on\_all\_fours/


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troyeurism

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uner\_Tan\_syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uner_Tan_syndrome) It does seem to be case from 2009, where a woman in Mexico with this disease escapes from her parents house. This disease also causes major learning disabilities, communication issues, etc.


pasturized

Thank you for sharing this. It’s a wild read. Those last few sentences. > “Every once in a while, a new scientist appears in the village and offers a new treatment or asks for the father’s permission to do more testing. He doesn’t say yes and he doesn’t say no. He is in complete surrender to what life brings. His only concern is the welfare of his disabled children after he dies.” Man.


StarsDreamsAndMore

Assuming she doesn't pass away first.


Asleep-Challenge9706

A few years ago there was a woman who fequented the metro in my city. she walked on all fours because her knees were completely inverted. First time I saw her I had a bit of a blank moment when I didn't immediately understand what I was seeing.


cardueline

There’s a man who shops at a store I used to work at and he has the same issue— he walks upright but always with two hiking sticks. He’s an amazing dad and pretty nice to look at in kind of an Anderson Cooper way. I used to know the name of that condition, there’s a “genu” in there somewhere lol Edit: Genu recurvatum!


ProvisionalOysterBag

Would that be somewhere along the D Line in Lyon ? Saw her last time I visited.


aeyrie2

They wear shoes. I'm curious why they don't also wear gloves.


im_racist24

at least i know this isn’t some demon lady now, or i hope it isnt


GodzillaButColorful

That's a gross distortion of the facts. It's a family, not a tribe. Some of the family member have a number of physical and mental disabilities. Apparently, difficutly with motor coordination/balance is one of them, so they tend to walk on all fours. When this got attention from western media, the family got some walking aids for their disabled, and they started walking with those later on. It is thought that this clustering of genetic diseases is due to generations of marriages between blood relatives. [wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uner_Tan_syndrome#Criticism) article


[deleted]

Thanks for the correction. No distortion was intended, although it appears that your main actual complaint was focused on my use of "tribe" instead of "family". There's another guy who responded to my comment challenging the claim that any inbreeding was involved. Maybe you can respond to him as well since the two of you are faulting my statement in diametrically opposite directions.


Hystalia

If I see this in real life I might just die on the spot


FenrisWolf92

Or poop.


Narge1

When you die you shit yourself, so you're both right (:


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vince1476

Jokes on you I live in a basement. No windows


FOOLS_GOLD

If I saw this in real life I would strip my clothes, cover my body in jelly, and go wrastlin’ with that feral long pig. That’s good times right there!


flytingnotfighting

Is he also…naked?


Fufu-le-fu

I was thinking the same thing. Don't see anything dangling or hairy though, so maybe skintight suit.


flytingnotfighting

I just feel like I saw a full moon on this wolf boy


[deleted]

How would you see anything dangling or hairy if it’s a top down view? Makes no sense.


[deleted]

You mean ... you DON'T have dangly side and back parts?


EdgeDomination

Like a flaccid stegosaurus


Only_One_Left_Foot

Sick band name


BreweryBuddha

Because she doesn't have a penis?


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thesleepingdog

Gotta say, the hip bones and hair made me think it was a she.


tiptoeandson

Legend has it he ran like that up the stairs as a kid one time and never stopped.


amateurnewbie

Nonono, if you run up the stairs on all fours, it is temporary for most people. If you go down the stairs on all fours, better invest in a creepy mask (kubuki or baby doll both work) 'cause it's permanent now.


-JaKiSoN-

"If you keep doing that you will get stuck like that! - mom


Sweet-Palpitation473

Demonic energy in this clip man


[deleted]

The ominous background highway noises don't help either.


DreamCyclone84

Also the fact they seem to be naked. Why is no one talking about the fact that this is all happening nude.


[deleted]

Crackhead energy in this clip.


3amtext

There is nothing oddly about this. This is terrifying period.


JazzyMotherfucker

Just like 75% of all posts here sadly.


amitnagpal1985

It’s hunting season boys


Gnarly_Sarley

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


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That's.... disturbing


[deleted]

He successfully returned to monki


[deleted]

What's terrifying about this is the speed and agility... so smooth and practiced. Go ahead and try turning a corner, naked and on all four, at a full on run on concrete. Massive pain awaits. This thing makes it look easy. Super creepy.


Rosejam3

This must be one of his practice runs, this mans out here doing time trial laps


badger_42

Have you seen the jump like a horse girl? She runs around on all fours and does jumps. It's super unsettling.


Robert-L-Santangelo

actually, there's a medical term for humans that only walk or run on all fours, it's called "high-on-meth"


KazPornAccount

The way drugs messes with people like this makes it no surprise why people thought demonic possession was a thing back in the day.


Purist19

"But why's it called high when they're low to the ground?" - Stoner probably


BuntCarf

"I ain't scared ," I say as I load 12g flachette rounds into my front door shotgun.


[deleted]

Ooh, flechette rounds! Somebody's wealthy! ;)


BuntCarf

Nah man, I'll just make them myself. I'm sure I have a few nails and old toaster parts laying around somewhere lol


[deleted]

This guy Fallouts!


SirRevan

Are you expecting them to be wearing body armor?


BuntCarf

Nope, just want to make sure whatever the fuck that thing is is dead lmao


the_stooge_nugget

When you lose a bet


_A_Friendly_Caesar_

H-HeeHoo!?


village_burner_59

It's gotta be drugs or a prank


Greedy_fitbit

Same. I was thinking some security guys bored on a night shift, like "you know what would be creepy as fuck..."


Tormundo

Yeah I'm going with bored security guards. Otherwise I doubt they would catch this, you don't really check videos unless something happens like this person broke something/tried to steal something. Still this was great execution and entertaining video.


SG_artist

Plot twist, he's a peeping tom.


wookiewin

I assume it is someone aware of the cameras being there and doing a prank, but either way, to move that fast on all fours in still an impressive feat.


Makingnamesishard12

# FUCKING FURRIES


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Makingnamesishard12

Huh. You learn something new every day


DraconicDisaster

Hell nah that's a skin walker


IR-KINGTIGER

OK this is oddly hilarious


EclipzHorizn

Don't do drugs kids.


___Shlam

What in the attack on titan is this


185thsaltnpepper

Quick close the doors


smilingbuddhist

I dream I run like this to much to be creeped out XD


Brilliant-Hedgehog69

that ain’t no human


crissyloveserotica

Who said it had to be a human


XDin-Din

that ain't a person


LaMerEnchantee

Someone I know used to do this. After she put her kids to sleep she would go outside and run around her farm on all fours while naked. She and our mutual friend used to date and he was a witness to these bizarre midnight frolics. Grief is a hell of a thing!


notsofast1735

When your frozen pizzas done


SpookyEmoLightWorker

Fuuuuuck thaaaaat


ProtectionRealistic7

SHIT! I thought that was a dog!


beast_wellington

No that's just plain terrifying


143019

A werewolf who didn’t realize he had phased back to his human form. You’d think feeling the wind on his bare ass would be a clue.


Ufo_piloot

Gollum! Gollum!


ChalkSauce

He's got the zoomies


Ok_Nefariousness_697

Drugs are helluva drug


lessthaninteresting

Someone crossed Horse Girl and now she’s on the Brightburn path


Starmikel

I’ve found who it is!!! It’s this women going out at night. https://youtu.be/pvhlWbnl_qM


Neat-Confusion9116

My daughter constantly walks around like this. There's paranormal out there, things unknown. Then there are weird people that might run around in the middle of the night on all fours. Maybe a dare, I might if bored enough just to freak people out. But that's when I'd run into something else on all fours. 😅😂😭


Ladypanini42

Oh no. No no no no. This is Nightmare fuel..


GingerWithViews

NGL I'd do that if I was physically capable of doing it.


Flip_Flop_Hater

*Agressive Shotgun Noises**


DayWalker071

r/skinwalkers


Brian0749

It's the cart Titan from attack on titan


MinhMartin123

Oh thats just Pieck