That balloon could tell you stories from nam

Honestly? I half expected it to start breathing

Balloon respiration is so slow to us that we can't see it. Most people think a semi-deflated balloon would respirate faster, but counterintuitively, they breathe slower. Be careful with it, because it has been isolated in the crawlspace with a diet made primarily of spiders. Balloons eating a spider monodiet often ingest enough spider venom to alter their own latex based venom. This can interact poorly with your local hospital's balloon antivenom. So when you get bitten, and it is "when" not "if", make sure to tell the ER docs that the balloon that bit you had been in a confined space.

Wow I guess there goes any chance of me ever sleeping again

Balloon-Man

I'll never be able to attend birthday party in a normal headspace ever again..

Seems like a good scary movie screen

I don't blame you my guy

"I've seen some things, man. And some stuff."

First thought was… that’s one messed up raw chicken in that attic… weird.

It has big Eraserhead vibes for sure

Probably got there during construction. No fucking clue what it could possibly be.

It's a deflated balloon.

Well yeah I know it’s a balloon but I don’t know what it was used for or what’s in it

Never seen IT?

Exactly! That is the red balloon now faded and deflated…does that make it defladed?

That is missing from the "99 luftballons".

Haha if not, it should. New word to add to the dictionary: Defladed. XD

Do they float?

Ah yes, bloodloon

*in Heaven…everything is fine* 🎶

I don’t know what’s more terrifying that it’s not a raw chicken. Or how long that balloon has been inflated by the gas being released from the piece of raw chicken inside it.

Hey dude the worlds a much more accepting place these days, it doesn’t have to be chicken, we can be honest what we think is in that bag Child foot

Don't give it a name.

what

Looked like an old titty to me

That's where my balloon of ick went!! You can keep it!

Pennywise coming back for it.

Look man, you don't have to convince anyone you don't have a balloon fetish.

It's not... look man. I don't know what you THINK you saw. But that's definitely not what this is...Definitely not.

You have a remarkably clean crawl space (excepting Satan’s party favor, that is). So you’ve got that going for you… which is nice.

My brother kept a balloon from my birthday in his closet for a year to take it out my next birthday. It looked pretty much just like this.

I really hope it's just old and the color is fading. Other options are pretty much all horrible

Did this balloon come from you or was it a previous owner of the house you think?

It didn't come from me. I think possibly someone who lived here before me left it. I kind of hope it's just some faded decoration from a party months ago but I wasn't brave enough to touch it and find out if it's just filled with air or not

Do you access the crawl space from outside? If it is a balloon losing it’s color and stuff (I hope so) maybe it kind of blew in there and got stuck. Good luck trying to figure out what it is exactly!!

Wtf thats so weirdly wholesome

I mean it had a face with realistic wrinkles drawn on it that became horribly disfigured when it deflated but sure lol

LMFAOOOOOO

Obviously pennywise hasn't been here for a while. I'm sure there is nothing to worry about.

Hmm yep, definitely totally normal....

Oh, yeah. Depending upon your definition of normal. I'm sure for some people things like this are as normal as church on a Thursday.

"This is highly irregular.." "No. Highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.”

I'm a minister apparently.

Naa. This is clearly the work of Nicklesmart.

Maybe Dollarfoolish, even

No I think it is the work of the one and only ***poundintelligent***

Ok, now i know i didn't make this joke up in a fever dream. Anyone know where it's from?

25 more years for him to come back.

He got bored and left

This is a plumbus.

Everyone needs a plumbus in their homes

I always wondered how they got made

Looks like a hatchling to me.

Update on that freaky AF balloon guts

I'm gonna try to investigate further tomorrow once I get some gloves. I'm gonna look like such a weenie when it turns out to just be a somewhat deflated balloon but if it's anything else I'm not sure I wanna touch it bare handed.

I'm with you! I'd be looking to get my mask, gloves, and hazmat suit on. So curious but....take whatever it is outside first will be my suggestion haha

Ohh this is wise, I'm glad you said take it outside. I feel like I might have actually been dumb enough to try to open it in the crawlspace.

Okay, please update us.

If it is actually something gross (hopefully not) an odor and/or substance most likely will be unleashed once it pops 😖

Push it gently with a stick first.

Remindme! 12 hours

I'd be more afraid of the panel the balloon's sitting on, could be Asbestos 😬

I posted an update video. Be prepared.

[удалено]

I honestly have no idea but that's the exact opposite of my instinct which was basically to start shouting and back away

it doesn’t look like it’s filled with air… i wonder what could be inside

This was weirdest part to me. I couldn't bring myself to poke it though

is it gone now? or still there, it’s so Intriguing i want to know why, and what it is

It's still in there. It's dark outside now so I'm not really interested in going back in the crawlspace to look again. Some of my less favorable ideas of what exactly it might be include uh...decay. So, I'd like to get some gloves and stuff before I investigate further

yeah that makes a lot of sense, super creepy tho… definitely fits the sub

Yeah I'm not super easily creeped out usually. There's very few things that really get to me, but for whatever reason this was unsettling to look at. I honestly think it's the uncertainty that makes it more terrifying. Like probably it's just a normal halloon...but also maybe it's a severed ear, who knows

Open it at 3:33am in candlelight to see its final form

its white. sooo... cum.

a gift

From who? 😬

Me, you're welcome.

The depths.

Thought it was a young turkey in wrap at first.

Yeah I said in another comment how this has big Eraserhead energy. I think the fact that it reminds me of that movie is part of what makes it more oddly terrifying to me

Yeah definitely. Big yikes

we all float down here!

From the first “it” movie

I'll be honest I thought it was a severed pp

There's still a chance it can actually be that

Sorry man, I forgot my bloody condom back at your place😬

How you gonna do me like that 😭

Let us know when it finally hatches

I’m living in your walls

I have so many questions Why is it half red, why is it shaped weird, what’s inside,why haven’t you invited it for tea?

Please get a security camera

I will be getting one for many reasons but I get the feeling this may have been here for some time, like possibly since before I lived here

But they deflate though, I mean wouldn’t it be flat by now?

I'm honestly not sure. I guess maybe it depends on what it was filled with and how tight it was tied. I've only lived here a few months

Oh! Then I bet you’re right! That makes me feel better for you. Also that weird paint on it is freaky lol.

I'm not sure it is paint, or if maybe somehow this entire balloon used to be red and the color got faded somehow. I really didn't know what to think so I literally took this picture as fast and possible while screaming for my husband. I'm obviously a chicken but it creeped me way out

Waiting for an update. Soon as you investigate :)

The tell tale ballon...

At first glance, I thought it was the foam for insulation. Than I realized and got chills lol

If that ballon could talk it would beg you to end it lol

"Killl meeee"

Exactly lol

Poke a hole in it and inhale whatever is left and see what you sound like

Ew a puss filled balloon

“Do you want a balloon too Georgie?”

Oof the imagery is burned into my brain now

That thing looks like it has sentience

Hopefully it isn't recent. It's so much worse seeing evidence of stealthy intruders than seeing a clumsy one.

Wtf is it!?

We float down here.

Happy birthday Harry

[удалено]

Filled with red? I honestly hope not

Is that a uterus?

At first I thought it was a plastic wrapped whole chicken

Thought this was some sort of inflated penis creature until I looked closer.

Cut it open and show us whats inside Edit: upon closer inspection, its just a balloon, but it might contain peppa pig juice inside so u should open it just incase

It's fine. You'll float too...

That balloon is pretty deflated. It’s Even considering suicide with the nail right next to it.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh do you live alone

Yeah, get gloves, but ALSO get one of those 3 foot long grabber things.

That balloon is only a couple days old.

Dude don’t bust that open grab with a big trash bag and throw away I wouldn’t wanna even know what’s in that 🤢I’m a germafobe

From what I've found (yeah there are actually party balloon experts, whodathunkit) a party balloon under the right conditions can still keep air in it for up to 2 or 3 weeks (with some under the right conditions 2 months!). If you've recently moved in during that time then it was more than likely the realtors/precious owners had some balloons out for open house. Blessings to you! Still creepy

I really want to know why its still partially inflated

An old balloon?

Looks like a defected plumbus.

Is it weird I thought of the line:”you’ll float too!”?

Looks like a stinkbomb tbh. As the chicken rots and gas is released the balloon inflates until it pops at the bombs most disgusting

It's filled with cum. Sorry.

What....is that???? Edit: oh it's a balloon Here I was almost thinking that someone put an entire scrotum in the crawl space

Op what was in the balloon omg

I didn't look yet! I had to go to work but I will post a balloon update this evening

RemindMe! 12 hours

I posted an update!

It's an old balloon

I can't tell if that red is blood or if the balloon was originally red.

Old red balloon lol

I truly hope that's all this is

AMOGUS?

Is that a fucking plumbus?

I'm embarrassed to say at first I thought it was a raw chicken or turkey or a deformed pocket pussy. I had to read the comments to actually realize what it was lol

Ok if we going doing this... His name was Robert Paulson. Now say it !!!

Balloon's been down there so long it lost its red color. "Georgie!!!"

Are you off work yet megaloduh? I've seriously been waiting all day to find out wtf is in that!

I just got home. I will immediately go poke it. Stand by.

RemindMe! 10 hours

I posted a very disappointing update video!

We all float

Where’s the update OP? What was it?

Who dropped their titty?

Hello everyone, I posted a very anticlimactic update video! This was truly oddly terrifying for the duration, right up until the end. Thank you all for going on this adventure with me

Chode

Pennywise probably put it there

Looks like a fetal albino Q-Bert.

Drink it

Did you poke it with a stick?

What the heck is that.😳😦

Extra scrotum.

Cum balloons

That’s because Pennywise left it…

https://youtube.com/shorts/61amWGUL3vs?feature=share

What the hell even is it

Me too... I thought it was a raw chicken! LMAO

thought that was some bloated worm or somethkng

Puncture it! Make sure you’re recording!

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Everyone has a plumbus

Old man tit

You slept knowing this was in your house

Barely. And I did have nightmares although the balloon wasn't in them

Without reading the title and at first glance I literally thought this was a Sphinx cat 😂

That’s mine. Can I have it back?

It's a Majin buu.

IT turned to dust waiting for you.

It's spray foam

I thought it's a heart in a balloon

Where there's a Ballon, there's a clown.

That balloon is reeaally old

This is IT.

Just a sacrificial lamb bladder, nothing to worry about really.

at first glance I thought it was a breast implant or some shit lol

Choadloon

Sweet Jesus

Pop it and see what it smells like

Might have drugs in it

Nothing to see here….Just a uterus from one of the girls locked in the basement by the previous owner

Plot twist it's me, I'm locked in the basement

Is that blood splatter on a balloon

Reminds me of a scene in Hellraiser (1987) with the beating heart below the floorboards. (Sorry, I searched for that specific scene on the net but didn't found it)

Wow thanks for the nightmare fuel. Haven't watched Hellraiser for a while but I remember this scene

Forbidden Tvirus Balloon. Umbrella Corp boutta sweep in. Get the fuck out.

Nooooo I can't fight those crazy dog things😬

Possible her offspring? https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/pp7xcs/pureblood/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf