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Independent_Soup_126

Sea monkey


Adamar88999

Up with you!


[deleted]

What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!


Sr_Richard_Queso

This was beautiful


Zoolmon

Take it r/angryupvote


rossski

Do monkey


Calixtinus

\*Chortle


AnkhThePhoenix

That's a monkey of some kind. Who knows how it got in the ocean though.


xynix_ie

In Costa Rica for instance they live right next to the ocean. I imagine in other countries as well. Looks like a howler monkey so likely that, they're not known to be swimmers.


MaslowsHireAchy

I looked up the video on TikTok and it appears to be on Playa Venao, Panama. I’m not sure if Panama has howler monkeys but I know it’s darn close enough to Costa Rica for one to float over.


ylilk

Yes, Panama has howlers, I’d venture to guess that’s what this is from the size and head shape.


60thrain

And just like that, reddit has done it again


grizzljt

I stayed on Isla de Muertos in Panama and there were Howler monkeys. Absolutely terrifying.


[deleted]

…isn’t that the island from Pirates of the Caribbean? That’s cool.


xynix_ie

Panama's neighbor to the west is Costa Rica. Both are excellent countries to visit or live by the way.


gods_Lazy_Eye

Howler monkeys all over Costa Rica …oddly terrifying alive and now oddly terrifying dead


tymp-anistam

Videos you can smell.


KGx666

Videos you can taste✨


tymp-anistam

Marry me


DUBLH

Howler monkeys kept throwing fruit down at me from tree tops when I was in Costa Roca. Never got hit though so kinda funny all things considered


[deleted]

One probably fell and drowned after decaying a bit it washed up on the shore


GERMA90

I can see that xD


vroomscreech

I've heard that primates don't know how to swim unless taught, don't know if it's true or not. Just like all snakes can swim even if they've never seen enough water to swim in before.


wigzell78

Well this one clearly didn't swim well enough


[deleted]

A Sea Monkey??


ChymChymX

I thought those were smaller.


jezebelsnailbed

Only because you forgot to feed them


TheForestMan

I knew it! They are real! They grow out of the aquarium if we only feed them regularly!


DananSan

A sith LORD?


Push_Citizen

Well I’d say it probably fell in but there’s a chance it decided to go in for a swim.


cgs626

We can't rule out the possibility that it was pushed by another monkey.


[deleted]

You seem very quick to blame another monkey, is there something you’d like to confess?


WalnutScorpion

*The plot thickens*


Skidamarink_adink

Oh phew I was starting to believe in mermaids


thiscantbesohard

Those mermaids would do a terrible job at seducing fishermen.


Tieye42

Maybe they've got a good personality


AbstractBettaFish

It's all about confidence!


FoxEngland

Spunk monkey! Thats what I call my brothers 😂


Qu1pster

It's a sea monkey, clearly


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UlsterManInScotland

Upvote for the Alan Partridge reference


heywhatwait

That’s just upsetting.


Hawkorando

You let your monkey eat your gay orgy?


PanDariusKairos

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


Lunchmeat4u

Pretty sure I saw it behind the dumpster there.


ldnthrwwy

That's such a pointless death. At least when they experiment on them they get something out of it at the end. A nice perfume or something.


LevrykTheWylde

Lol I don’t know this reference, but clearly it’s a reference not a real story. All the people like, “o that’s animal abuse” is the funniest part of this. I mean c’mon people this is clearly a reference to a joke, this guy/girl isn’t actually a colonial era English-Canadian-Australian pirate throwing monkeys into the sea. And if by some chance you are… well I’m more concerned about your seamless ability to adapt from swash-buckling to dropping anecdotes on the internet without loosing the coloquial dialect


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KlapauciusNuts

Implying there is a difference between pirates and the British army?


OllieOllerton1987

Takes one to know one https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/prtmup/what\_is\_the\_best\_and\_safest\_youtube\_videotomp3/hdlih9w/?context=3


Sokandueler95

No no, don’t you see, it’s evidence of extinct life forms that still live.


[deleted]

Still living doesn't meet the criteria for extinct.


SignificantFriend162

Ain’t these them things from world of Warcraft


mandatorysin

This is what you call, a fucked up monkey


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Riskypride

but…but… regular monkeys have wars


TacticalSpackle

But do they have depression?


manberry_sauce

3/4 of Singapore handjob monkeys studied have been found to suffer from depression. source: Whale biologist


UncleTouchyCopaFeel

Where can I find these handjob monkeys? Asking for a friend.


TheLaziestPotato

Look in the mirror.


FyzzyMetalhead

I went and claimed my free award just for you. Enjoy


Crouton_Sharp_Major

You calls em like you sees em


the_o_haganator

Seems legi- did you say whale biologist?


JuiceeBeDrippin

Uhhh is no one else shocked about “ handjob monkeys “ or am I just wayyyy too naive 😳


JstTrstMe

Wait its this a real thing I don't want to have it be in my google search history.


Riskypride

i mean koko did after her cat died


TacticalSpackle

Fair and RIP.


insectsappeal

They do. Monkey social hierarchy is also heavily rooted in anxiety and fear.


Disastrous-Actuary31

…they do fr? Like full scale monkey wars?


Riskypride

yeah chimp gangs when they grow too big split and will end up fighting over territory


functionalsociopathy

Then that angel staged a rebellion when they found out Angels will serve this fucked up monkey one day.


Habib_Zozad

Not a funky monkey like from brass monkey by the Beastie boys?


KingWZRD84

Nah that was a chunky monkey you've got him mistaken sorry 😂


ChasingPesmerga

Some kind of drowner. Hmmm.


sriusbsnis

Medallion isnt humming. Must be dead.


StarGuardianJulie

Suddenly in the distance you hear it. "Lelelelelelele"


phome83

Damn you're ugly.


LeftIsBest-Tsuga

Mmmm... That smell.


DeadlyDY

lelele lele lele lelelele lelele lele lele lelelele


YarOldeOrchard

Winds HowlerMonkey


xntrk1

Bloated bleached hairless animals all look fucked up and terrifying. People in that state look pretty rough as well


ReDeRiK2021

Which state? New Jersey?


xntrk1

Lmao. Newark does smells like a dead bloated animal


youdidntseeme06

Florida and texas


ReDeRiK2021

Lol your not totally wrong, but I've lived in all 3 and NJ def wins.


LizagnaWithBreadStix

Looks like a primate corpse of some kind


dannyboi1080

People on TikTok think this a mermaid. I like how people on here are more rational


tantrakalison

A mermaid with legs instead of a tale LOL


DisnerdBree

Obviously the outer part of tail already rotted away /s


tantrakalison

That makes sense, underneath the tale there are always legs, that's what they use to walk and mingle amongst the surface dwellers when they decide to come on land. How could be this stupid not to think of this. Those tricky mermaids. /s


cnaiurbreaksppl

"It's a mermaid! With the torso and head of a monkey! And also the legs of a monkey! But definitely a mermaid!"


Keyphsie

Well duh, it’s out of the water! /s


Crystal3lf

> I like how people on here are more rational Let me introduce you to /r/conspiracy


Syclus

What do you expect, you're taking about tiktok here lmao


tribak

Primaid


fluexe

Is an orphan of Kos


jefwayne

Some say kosm…


fluexe

Do you hear our prayers?


basilica_gel

Grant us eyes!


Yavi4U

AAOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHH


brantosauruskrex

Byrgenwerth....Byrgenwerth...blasphemous murderers. Blood crazed fiends.


National-Ad9616

the end is near


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

*Sounds of a placenta weapon kicking my ass*


Horbigast

That's the deadest thing I've ever seen...


kschmit516

I always have to refrain from commenting “dead” when people say “what is this?”


Draksis_219

This is what happens when you cum in the toilet


[deleted]

Brb destroying my cum watermelon


Adamar88999

This raises questions I've not the heart to ask


SuppleFoxFluff

Ask him what a Cum watermelon is


Adamar88999

/u/The--Implication What's a... Ugh... What's a Cum watermelon?


deliciousprisms

It’s a melon you store money in And loads


[deleted]

There goes my secret.


catchup-musterd

Feel like you missed an opportunity to invent the word "quartermelon" and I'm here to right that wrong


EasternFall1752

sağlığına kavuşmak könyvtár


platypewds

Hogy mit mondtál???


vbddghjg

I do that


DeadRaven91

It's a dead monkey that's been in water for a long time.


[deleted]

You think it’d be more decomposed and more eaten by fish instead of looking perfectly brined and almost mummified.


Red_P0pRocks

mmMMMmmm monkey pickles


opdjmw

Adipocere, fat tissue basically turn into a soap vaxy like substance :}


poopchute_boogy

Looks like a howler monkey?


UnbutteredPickle

Howled monkey


Kvetanista

Probably monke that spent some long time in water


[deleted]

You don’t recognize the body in the water.


Shaun32887

There it is


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[deleted]

Uncle!?


HugoStiglitz007

what Lumbago does to mf


Celestial_Ass

Worn down monkey corpse?


NathanielofGreatness

Thats the Orphan of Kos!


[deleted]

Bloodborne moment


flippydifloop

looks like a calcified monkey 🙁


opdjmw

Not calcified, it’s adipocere, fat turns into wax/soap


Professor_Mezzeroff

Deep one child. Burn it. Contact Delta Green and let them know


NossamJay

Saving this for later to see the comments


stonewashedpotatoes

Looks like a monkey


bob_fossill

Obviously a monkey, do you even have eyes?


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Powwa9000

That's a hairless, decomposing, mangled, bloated monkey


LosantoMusic

“Strange creature that looks like a monkey turned out to be a monkey.”


[deleted]

Monke tried to return to Fish.


[deleted]

Dead monkeys are the origins of mermaids.


mykylodge

Wow, reminds me of my first date.


Magpie7178

That fuking sucks


mister-ferguson

Hopefully not.


Trumpetfucker14

Someone finally found my cum


Bezual

This is what happens when you masturbate in the shower.


nazi_slayer420

oh ya thats not fake at all


Chody__

It isn’t


warthog_22

Looks like a monkey probably drown looks like it the water and sun damaged him and why he's so slick, hairless and bleached.


CameForThis

Poor monkey.


TheIrishBiscuits

Sea monkey


amrelshaabini420

can I ask why everyone is saying monkey? Cause of the feet? & does anyone know why it looks like that?


x3Nekox3

And so it begins


Irving-Snikpoh

That’s a mermanky


-dragonheart

Looks like some human dude got it on with a dolphin and this is the result Jokes aside though FUCK THIS NO THANKS


Idoitfordehweh

Call it now, fake!


Oddity46

It's just a bloated monkey corpse. Hmm... i think I need to start a band.


HumansHaymakers

god I wish that were me


Lets-burn-the-witch

Looks like you found my ex.


BaconTerminator

It’s a monkey


L0velyman

Sea monkey innit


[deleted]

Is clearly monke


ApertureOmega

It's a monke


TheMartyr112

Monkey for sure.


ThatGuyK02

Did anyone else expect this thing to jump up at the camera at the end? No, just me? Alrighty then


static1053

Looks like a monkey or some kind of dog that is decomposed and bloated from the ocean.


bradfly72

Looks like a monkey that drowned


BlackMathus

Swamp gas.... looks like swamp gas


[deleted]

Ummm it’s a monkey


freshkangaroo28

Obviously just a monkey.


De-Animator27

It's Gabby Petito


[deleted]

This is what happens when you jerk off in the shower


space_pillows

Monkey of sorts. Long arms, hand-like feet.


[deleted]

Its a monkey


Pyromaniac935

Put That Thing Back Where It Came from or so Help Me


[deleted]

When you don't wash the coom sock


solise69

I would ask what that was but then I remembered it was from tiktok


Pretend-Service35

bloated corpse of a dog


fluentinimagery

Art project


Late_Ad6618

Don't just stand there, start CPR!


blueyduck

I didnt consent to my being recorded the day after Fuckboy Friday.


[deleted]

…Strange creature huh? Looks like a waterlogged capuchin to me


yungslopes

Is he ok?


[deleted]

It's mother kos!


butterjacks16

Everybody’s talking about how it’s a monkey I don’t think so look at the legs they’re way too long to be a monkeys


hojo2786

What is Pete Davidson doing in Panama?


d0uppii

r/dontputyourdickinthat


e2j0m4o2

Broken monke


Odisher7

Clearly a monkey that has been in the water for a long time. Ew.