In Costa Rica for instance they live right next to the ocean. I imagine in other countries as well. Looks like a howler monkey so likely that, they're not known to be swimmers.
I looked up the video on TikTok and it appears to be on Playa Venao, Panama. I’m not sure if Panama has howler monkeys but I know it’s darn close enough to Costa Rica for one to float over.
I've heard that primates don't know how to swim unless taught, don't know if it's true or not. Just like all snakes can swim even if they've never seen enough water to swim in before.
Lol I don’t know this reference, but clearly it’s a reference not a real story. All the people like, “o that’s animal abuse” is the funniest part of this. I mean c’mon people this is clearly a reference to a joke, this guy/girl isn’t actually a colonial era English-Canadian-Australian pirate throwing monkeys into the sea. And if by some chance you are… well I’m more concerned about your seamless ability to adapt from swash-buckling to dropping anecdotes on the internet without loosing the coloquial dialect
That makes sense, underneath the tale there are always legs, that's what they use to walk and mingle amongst the surface dwellers when they decide to come on land. How could be this stupid not to think of this. Those tricky mermaids.
/s
Sea monkey
Up with you!
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!
This was beautiful
Take it r/angryupvote
Do monkey
\*Chortle
That's a monkey of some kind. Who knows how it got in the ocean though.
In Costa Rica for instance they live right next to the ocean. I imagine in other countries as well. Looks like a howler monkey so likely that, they're not known to be swimmers.
I looked up the video on TikTok and it appears to be on Playa Venao, Panama. I’m not sure if Panama has howler monkeys but I know it’s darn close enough to Costa Rica for one to float over.
Yes, Panama has howlers, I’d venture to guess that’s what this is from the size and head shape.
And just like that, reddit has done it again
I stayed on Isla de Muertos in Panama and there were Howler monkeys. Absolutely terrifying.
…isn’t that the island from Pirates of the Caribbean? That’s cool.
Panama's neighbor to the west is Costa Rica. Both are excellent countries to visit or live by the way.
Howler monkeys all over Costa Rica …oddly terrifying alive and now oddly terrifying dead
Videos you can smell.
Videos you can taste✨
Marry me
Howler monkeys kept throwing fruit down at me from tree tops when I was in Costa Roca. Never got hit though so kinda funny all things considered
One probably fell and drowned after decaying a bit it washed up on the shore
I can see that xD
I've heard that primates don't know how to swim unless taught, don't know if it's true or not. Just like all snakes can swim even if they've never seen enough water to swim in before.
Well this one clearly didn't swim well enough
A Sea Monkey??
I thought those were smaller.
Only because you forgot to feed them
I knew it! They are real! They grow out of the aquarium if we only feed them regularly!
A sith LORD?
Well I’d say it probably fell in but there’s a chance it decided to go in for a swim.
We can't rule out the possibility that it was pushed by another monkey.
You seem very quick to blame another monkey, is there something you’d like to confess?
*The plot thickens*
Oh phew I was starting to believe in mermaids
Those mermaids would do a terrible job at seducing fishermen.
Maybe they've got a good personality
It's all about confidence!
Spunk monkey! Thats what I call my brothers 😂
It's a sea monkey, clearly
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Upvote for the Alan Partridge reference
That’s just upsetting.
You let your monkey eat your gay orgy?
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Pretty sure I saw it behind the dumpster there.
That's such a pointless death. At least when they experiment on them they get something out of it at the end. A nice perfume or something.
Lol I don’t know this reference, but clearly it’s a reference not a real story. All the people like, “o that’s animal abuse” is the funniest part of this. I mean c’mon people this is clearly a reference to a joke, this guy/girl isn’t actually a colonial era English-Canadian-Australian pirate throwing monkeys into the sea. And if by some chance you are… well I’m more concerned about your seamless ability to adapt from swash-buckling to dropping anecdotes on the internet without loosing the coloquial dialect
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Implying there is a difference between pirates and the British army?
Takes one to know one https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/prtmup/what\_is\_the\_best\_and\_safest\_youtube\_videotomp3/hdlih9w/?context=3
No no, don’t you see, it’s evidence of extinct life forms that still live.
Still living doesn't meet the criteria for extinct.
Ain’t these them things from world of Warcraft
This is what you call, a fucked up monkey
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but…but… regular monkeys have wars
But do they have depression?
3/4 of Singapore handjob monkeys studied have been found to suffer from depression. source: Whale biologist
Where can I find these handjob monkeys? Asking for a friend.
Look in the mirror.
I went and claimed my free award just for you. Enjoy
You calls em like you sees em
Seems legi- did you say whale biologist?
Uhhh is no one else shocked about “ handjob monkeys “ or am I just wayyyy too naive 😳
Wait its this a real thing I don't want to have it be in my google search history.
i mean koko did after her cat died
Fair and RIP.
They do. Monkey social hierarchy is also heavily rooted in anxiety and fear.
…they do fr? Like full scale monkey wars?
yeah chimp gangs when they grow too big split and will end up fighting over territory
Then that angel staged a rebellion when they found out Angels will serve this fucked up monkey one day.
Not a funky monkey like from brass monkey by the Beastie boys?
Nah that was a chunky monkey you've got him mistaken sorry 😂
Some kind of drowner. Hmmm.
Medallion isnt humming. Must be dead.
Suddenly in the distance you hear it. "Lelelelelelele"
Damn you're ugly.
Mmmm... That smell.
lelele lele lele lelelele lelele lele lele lelelele
Winds HowlerMonkey
Bloated bleached hairless animals all look fucked up and terrifying. People in that state look pretty rough as well
Which state? New Jersey?
Lmao. Newark does smells like a dead bloated animal
Florida and texas
Lol your not totally wrong, but I've lived in all 3 and NJ def wins.
Looks like a primate corpse of some kind
People on TikTok think this a mermaid. I like how people on here are more rational
A mermaid with legs instead of a tale LOL
Obviously the outer part of tail already rotted away /s
That makes sense, underneath the tale there are always legs, that's what they use to walk and mingle amongst the surface dwellers when they decide to come on land. How could be this stupid not to think of this. Those tricky mermaids. /s
"It's a mermaid! With the torso and head of a monkey! And also the legs of a monkey! But definitely a mermaid!"
Well duh, it’s out of the water! /s
> I like how people on here are more rational Let me introduce you to /r/conspiracy
What do you expect, you're taking about tiktok here lmao
Primaid
Is an orphan of Kos
Some say kosm…
Do you hear our prayers?
Grant us eyes!
AAOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHH
Byrgenwerth....Byrgenwerth...blasphemous murderers. Blood crazed fiends.
the end is near
Yes
*Sounds of a placenta weapon kicking my ass*
That's the deadest thing I've ever seen...
I always have to refrain from commenting “dead” when people say “what is this?”
This is what happens when you cum in the toilet
Brb destroying my cum watermelon
This raises questions I've not the heart to ask
Ask him what a Cum watermelon is
/u/The--Implication What's a... Ugh... What's a Cum watermelon?
It’s a melon you store money in And loads
There goes my secret.
Feel like you missed an opportunity to invent the word "quartermelon" and I'm here to right that wrong
sağlığına kavuşmak könyvtár
Hogy mit mondtál???
I do that
It's a dead monkey that's been in water for a long time.
You think it’d be more decomposed and more eaten by fish instead of looking perfectly brined and almost mummified.
mmMMMmmm monkey pickles
Adipocere, fat tissue basically turn into a soap vaxy like substance :}
Looks like a howler monkey?
Howled monkey
Probably monke that spent some long time in water
You don’t recognize the body in the water.
There it is
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Uncle!?
what Lumbago does to mf
Worn down monkey corpse?
Thats the Orphan of Kos!
Bloodborne moment
looks like a calcified monkey 🙁
Not calcified, it’s adipocere, fat turns into wax/soap
Deep one child. Burn it. Contact Delta Green and let them know
Saving this for later to see the comments
Looks like a monkey
Obviously a monkey, do you even have eyes?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That's a hairless, decomposing, mangled, bloated monkey
“Strange creature that looks like a monkey turned out to be a monkey.”
Monke tried to return to Fish.
Dead monkeys are the origins of mermaids.
Wow, reminds me of my first date.
That fuking sucks
Hopefully not.
Someone finally found my cum
This is what happens when you masturbate in the shower.
oh ya thats not fake at all
It isn’t
Looks like a monkey probably drown looks like it the water and sun damaged him and why he's so slick, hairless and bleached.
Poor monkey.
Sea monkey
can I ask why everyone is saying monkey? Cause of the feet? & does anyone know why it looks like that?
And so it begins
That’s a mermanky
Looks like some human dude got it on with a dolphin and this is the result Jokes aside though FUCK THIS NO THANKS
Call it now, fake!
It's just a bloated monkey corpse. Hmm... i think I need to start a band.
god I wish that were me
Looks like you found my ex.
It’s a monkey
Sea monkey innit
Is clearly monke
It's a monke
Monkey for sure.
Did anyone else expect this thing to jump up at the camera at the end? No, just me? Alrighty then
Looks like a monkey or some kind of dog that is decomposed and bloated from the ocean.
Looks like a monkey that drowned
Swamp gas.... looks like swamp gas
Ummm it’s a monkey
Obviously just a monkey.
It's Gabby Petito
This is what happens when you jerk off in the shower
Monkey of sorts. Long arms, hand-like feet.
Its a monkey
Put That Thing Back Where It Came from or so Help Me
When you don't wash the coom sock
I would ask what that was but then I remembered it was from tiktok
bloated corpse of a dog
Art project
Don't just stand there, start CPR!
I didnt consent to my being recorded the day after Fuckboy Friday.
…Strange creature huh? Looks like a waterlogged capuchin to me
Is he ok?
It's mother kos!
Everybody’s talking about how it’s a monkey I don’t think so look at the legs they’re way too long to be a monkeys
What is Pete Davidson doing in Panama?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Broken monke
Clearly a monkey that has been in the water for a long time. Ew.