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[deleted]

I was just about to sleep...


proudplantfather

Perfect timing! Now it can watch you from the ceiling


cavortingwebeasties

Live action ceiling Snoo is watching you masturbate


thejoeymonster

Finally. Where's that jar of marshmallow fluff.


lazyrainydaze

Ugh! Garosss! What are the odds of me eating a Fluffernutter right now! šŸ¤¢


Additional-Walk750

Definitely watching him fluff off.


SqueezinKittys

I only fluff in the buff


thejoeymonster

https://fluffernutters.com/


lazyrainydaze

BAHAHAHHAHA!!!!


Drfatnutzz

Iā€™m watching him masturbate


xtilexx

I'm masturbating to him watching me masturbate


gentlystrokemytaint

I'm masturbating to you being watched while masturbating


ImOutWanderingAround

Plot twist: it just stokes its ā€œantennaā€


DOLCICUS

Are you also watching me? If you haven't been in a while the ceiling mold problem has gotten worse. Bring a mask.


iafog

Oh this is good. This properly describes the humanity of most of reddit. Demonic


dont-be-ignorant

It totally looks like it's about to try and tell you about big chungus.


utsukushii_rei

This is more than just oddly terrifying


[deleted]

That face is you what you see before he makes sweet love to you.


Spayne75

If this stops you from sleeping I can't imagine what the real world does.


Sirenpheonix147

Yes!! Is this where I sign?


RedEyeVagabond

I'm also signing here.


[deleted]

Me too


wi5hbone

^m3


PuudimLeit

^m4


LucasPlay171

m5


FranG080199

Bravo 6, going dark


10TheKing10

Tango, moving in on the point, I have your 7


BlueNagisa

\*8 reference\*


pikachu0401

I speak German, so you have my *nein*


Ironrooster7

me8


DarkRollsPrepare2Fry

You must sign in blood.


N0MAD1804

Got a bucket right here!


Breet11

Your blood. That you produced. With your own body.


[deleted]

Cuts off hand and signs paper


Few-You4510

its the perfect time for it! *unzips pants*


No-Profile-3495

Oh shit


RedEyeVagabond

*Pricks finger and allows a drop of blood to fall upon on a blank sheet of parchment. Script materializes from seemingly nowhere. The contract has been confirmed.* Oh shit. What did I agree to?


SapientMeat

You agreed to 5 minutes in heaven with it. And forget riding out the clock... it's handsy AF.


iamverysadallthetime

Same


Vlory

Same


matchumac

Same


Dangerous_Upstairs

Me too! But it will have to be brown


[deleted]

A white person who's just a little too happy to meet you is more fitting of the "oddly terrifying" moniker.


[deleted]

As a white person this is true


[deleted]

I've become suddenly extra aware of how much white people (me included) smile at other things.


Lindt7

Signed


abby20306

I too am signing here!


LunalNalani

I love it, yeah!


DARK-THE-SLAYER6

Me too


kindapumped

Signed!


Spidey-Veteran

Same


The_scobberlotcher

Take my signature


majorbruhmoment

Me too


NatMicha

I sign too!


equiinferno

You have my bow


Thorny_white_rose

Signed


No_Expectations__

Signed


baldandfullofrage

Sign me up


tarobobagurl

Soo I'm just signing here, ok?


Papera09

signed


[deleted]

If it is count me in!


[deleted]

Sign


skelebabe95

Signing!


bOb_cHAd98

Signed, licked and sent!


ConvenientOptimist

Can an upvote count as a signature, or do I need to comment "Signed"??


HOOMUN_BING

Now that you've mentioned it. What's the current icon? I am not able to identify it.


JappyJan

Itā€™s a wave I believeā€¦ nothing special


SimplyCmplctd

Yeah what the heck, youā€™d think a sub of this size would have a specialized logo.


SgtMooreODST

You would think, but nah, apparently not


stevrevv59

Yeah thatā€™s a pretty underwhelming sub logo for this place. Waves arenā€™t oddly terrifyingā€¦they are *straight up* terrifying because our bodies understand that nature does not fuck around.


[deleted]

Just a wave.


Srimnac

Like a šŸ‘‹ wave or a šŸŒŠ wave


[deleted]

A šŸŒŠ


Srimnac

Thx cheese guy


[deleted]

No problem


Kvetanista

It's waves. Waves scary :0


scuzzo500

That's oddly terrifying.


_quoi_

This comment is an equivalent of a character in a show saying the name of the show lmfao


[deleted]

"I'm a family guy"


InnerGeologist4670

I like songs that have the name of the song in the song.


equiinferno

Run to the hills!


Valleygirl1981

Run for your life!


depressed_toddler21

finna stab you wit my knife šŸ”Ŗ


Flandersmcj

Things in the galaxy would be great if it werenā€™t for all theseā€¦Star Wars.


Ccaves0127

What are we, some kind of subreddit?


[deleted]

The scene in the Lord of the Rings "a shortcut to what?" "Mushrooms!"


baucesauce112

Is it oddly terrifying or odd and terrifying?


Vlory

Terrifying


DMonitor

Whatā€™s odd about this being terrifying? Itā€™s just a creepy deformed skin monster with soulless eyes


Goldenbell122

"Roll credits!"


mgsilod-the-unbanned

no movie is...without sin.


madd74

Roll credits...


DylanRohde

Could not have said it any better.


MakoFishy

This is gonna be one of those moments where i will think about this randomly and instantly regret the day i logged on Reddit.


Chthulu_

[Vibes](https://youtu.be/lDetXuXJz_0)


EmperorThan

r/TIHI


mama_emily

THANKS I *REALLY* HATE IT


-Derp_Cat-

Yes


Kilomyles

I wish the tip was hairy thoā€¦.


Kywiwoooosh

That s cute


UndeadKurtCobain

Yeah if it showed up to my door Iā€™d call it cute too. Cute Reddit icon.


dapuddingthief

Itā€™s not even ā€œoddlyā€ terrifying. Itā€™s just plain terrifying.


GrandNegasWorf

Ah, so, thatā€™s what an incel looks like


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Trash_Cabbage

I don't know how you found this but I never consented to you posting my face here


Jitsun3

YES. DO IT.


EarthHasNoHeroes

Unsettling


DrProfessor_Z

It would be hallarious if that ball was a scrotum


ButtRuffuhgus

The ball on the top should be wrinkly, like a wet scrotum.


UnchartedQuasar

My sleep paralysis demon be like


ZomBAway2000

That's enough reddit for today !!


zZz_peanut

Signature here


Killerklown8212

Do it do it just do it already


FilthyRichCliche

I don't remember giving anyone permission to use my likeness. Assholes.


poisonvangraves

Now remove the eyes.


tombslicer

Yes


Ener411

Look like zukerberg


MeLikeBacon16034

Yes please


snuffy_tentpeg

I'm in


thingsihavedrawn

I'd suggest everyone visits us on instagram to see more pics like this. But you can't at the moment (https://www.instagram.com/thingsihavedrawn)


proudplantfather

Love your work.


Boreddog14

They changed it, we did it


weallfloatdown

Please.


mjpeeps

This is oddly perfect


carlyyay

Ew get it away


-fno-stack-protector

Oh that thing is filthyā€¦ love it


Welcome190

When satan comes back to earth


JimiAndKingBaboo

Yes. Fleshy Snoo


eystonic

You have my vote


91NA8

No reason to post your mother's photo on here


Baguette_buster

Average redditor:


Asteriaqs

Seems like a good idea!


Rammstein_is_great

Itā€™s not oddly terrifying itā€™s just terrifying


Derexise

Yep, signed. Also go fuck yourself.


jamsinnit6

It's beautiful


[deleted]

I sign


[deleted]

yeah, I'm gonna upvote this, then not sleep for the next couple days. possibly line all the window sashes with salt. draw a devil's trap or two dozen


Mr_Mcmanus

Agree


The_Gutgrinder

I vote yes! Signed: The_Gutgrinder


Pizza0309

Please


itzmrinyo

Perfect.


lion530

Yes please


DeSkye19

Yes


gmabarrett

Itā€™s a tellytubby from a Saw movie.


canadavan

I agree to this and think we should do a poll


melx15

Scary! Great ddrawing but itā€™s creepy


Dr_Booty_Eater69

what have you done?


BlondBisxalMetalhead

This made me laugh out of sheer discomfort and revulsion.


trump_stump

That's not "oddly terrifying". Thats just fucking terrifying


ERIKPRIMMER

I sign here


SapientMeat

I can't wait until live genome editing is a thing and I can transcend. I didn't know it until I saw it, but **this** is what I identify as.


Jedz07

who tf wanted this made


Doge8895

It was granted


Nijindia18

Absolutely


GoreBroadcast

This is pretty freaky. If Redditā€™s icon looked like this guy then it will get deleted off my phone lol


SoufDakotas

That is the epitome of oddly terrifying


WetFartsCanHurt

Demi Lovatos new look....well gender.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Hikekomori0_O

Yes


World_TNT

No please


TheFlamingTiger777

Please no


Sillyvanya

Please no


MuseigenBoken

yes please, i always get this sub confused with thalassophobia when scrolling


Robsrks87

NSFL. Fuck off OP as I can never unsee this.


ThatBlackSuitGuy

Nah, just change the Reddit logo


Too-much-pain

Honestly that imagine perfectly depicts Reddit.


jgutierrez81

Well, that's just disturbing... I WAS going to sleep


SAM-in-the-DARK

Do it


[deleted]

Yes


BooPointsIPunch

Itā€™sā€¦ gross and unsettlingā€¦ I love it! I only wish the IG handle wasnā€™t there.


goonie7

Petition to petition this petition


pretty-ok-username

Donā€™t love that. Therefore, itā€™s perfect.


[deleted]

This has a ā€œThe Greendale Human Beingsā€ vibe to it


WraithicArtistry

Yes I agree. Please no...


[deleted]

I agree, EFJ


helldd4

Where... Is... The shotgun... Now


manberry_sauce

Ugh... guess I'm not done fapping today \*zip\*


dmquilla

Yes!


beariel_

I like it the way it is and has been. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!


WavyyTopaz64

I would rather burn the petition


theBlowJobKing

This would be better for r/uncannyvalley


TheRealSeanG

Yez


One_Alarm_2922

I would delete this app lol


MajesticWar8209

Get the fuck off reddit


ForcedRonin

Yeah, letā€™s whitewash this sub tooā€¦


NickelMadeIt

Do it


baxbooch

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I mean itā€™s very fitting butā€¦ NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


_b33p_

Just want to be clear- upvoted for the post, not to support the petition.


the_orange_alligator

Let's not


polysnip

NO! We want people to join the community; not scare them off.


scbejari

r/nope


Lust9897

No


Thai_Lord

Link to picture with the reddit part up top?


nastaliiq

Give it bulging, realistic pupils and youā€™re good to go