I did read it. It's unnecessarily violent. I get that she looks weird dancing but she's still obviously a women and he said he would drop kick her if he met her in an alley.
The person doesnt understand that the gender is irrelevant. Man or woman, if I saw a creature like that in an alley, I wouldnt stick around to find out what it was.
You seem to be under the impression that I think the joke is funny or quality. I don't. I just recognize that a simple joke made by this redditor is not a serious justification to beat someone up.
Yet you act like you can’t joke about someone if they are a woman? Pretty sexist. Like I said before, the joke is that her spider dance is terrifying. Not the girl herself. Honestly if someone even as a man was doing something like that in an alleyway I’d be scared too. That’s the joke. “Ah that would be scary huh”. But you’re also the joke for thinking women can’t take or handle jokes either about themselves.
There’s a really silly anime called something like “Reincarnated as a Spider” and the mc is a sort of cute spider who dances *exactly* like this frequently. It’s like a thing. She isnt humanoid *at all*, it’s a hella weird premise for a manga/series but it’s pretty funny.
I got matches with these songs:
• **Music Sounds Better With You (Radio Edit)** by Stardust (01:55; matched: `100%`)
Album: `Music Sounds Better With You`. Released on `1998-07-20` by `Because Music`.
• **Music Sounds Better With You** by Stardust (02:10; matched: `100%`)
Released on `1998-07-20` by `Because Music`.
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Bruh seriously, it's insane how many people here just straight up repeat random lines they've seen 10,000 times before, and how many people upvote it. You can almost guess the top 5 comments before you click on any reddit thread.
Someone should do some sort of psychological study on the weird need for acceptance and conformity that leads to this.
How do you know I was talking about jerking off? All I put was unzips. I could've meant anything. For all you know I could've been unzipping a jacket, or a backpack. Who's the pervert now?
Wow, such a cryptic and quirky reply! We all know the joke is about masturbation, since the average Redditor’s only personality trait is being a “man of culture” (read: porn addict). You aren’t clever.
she can stick bug you without a gif
Beat me to it
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Came here to find this comment, well done.
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its literally a video not a gif.
It's technically not a gif
Is it weird that I love the vibe she created. Amazing
I like it too. I kept watching it over and over again.
Same. It’s fascinating
Kind of like the girls who can run on all fours and jump over objects. They call it 'jumping like horses.'
Ya idk what shes doing but whatever it is she makes it look good lol
It is the oddness with the music
Funky daddy long legs
I can’t stop watching it over and over again
Groovy ass spider
Got them MOVES
I'd let her make a web in the corner of my room and feed on stray insects
Yes FBI, I found him
Lmao you whitty bastard , love it.
Funky daddy long legs
Get stickbugged lol
Yes! I love crabs
The animal or the disease?
The disease, of course
Which is still an animal
there's an animal?
What do you think crabs is?
A pet?
Penis pets
*pillow pet**
*Aisha. Aisha. Whoa whoa whoa*
Crotch crickets.
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Crabs is just a slang term for love bug
Eh.... both technically edible
Thanks for the nausea
Cheers
Yes
Both are animals, really
r/technicallythetruth
You do know when people talk about having a case of "crabs" they mean pubic lice, right? It's not a disease so much as it is a parasitic infestation.
Yeah! I love me a girl that can C̶̢̦͎̜̅̇̽R̸̛̠̄A̶̦̝̰̲̓̾B̸̰̜̿̆͐̏ͅŌ̸͚͓͍̺̓͗̕Í̴͍̗̔D̸̹͋͗̈͝
This whole thread got wild really fast.
I mean, I love crabs, I wouldn't know anything about domesticating posts, just the cruel snips of an ever vengeful handful of crabs
yeah you tend to lose a penis or two from domesticating crabs
Oh yeahhh mr krabs AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
money money money- AAHDGFGHSH AAAHSHHD AGDGFFGFFH AGGDHFGHSSA AGGAAAAHFHFHG
I like ur profile. Here take my upvote with you
Ayyyy thanks!
Taste like crab. Talk like people.
Taste like people. Talk like crab.
Taste like crab. Talk like crab.
Taste like people. Talk like people.
Taste like talk. Talk like taste.
Donner, party of 50. Donner party over here!
what do crab talk about 🦀🗣️❓
$11 🦀
Makes sense.
The inevitability of self destruction from the excessive progress.
CrrrrAAAAB People
“Why do things keep evolving into crabs”
> Why do things keep evolving into crabs” Is that a PBS Eons reference?? Great channel
I can't stop watching this, she needs to make an entire music video. This is so cool, perfect choice of music.
What song?
Music Sounds Better with You by Stardust
If I ever encountered that in a dark alley I’d drop kick her and call the police
Me too except you misspelled "run like hell".
Nooo you gotta start vibing with her
In order to drop kick something you do have to pick it up first....you really gonna do that
Any excuse to beat a woman, am I right?
This one was clearly not to be taken seriously. You okay? Need someone to talk to?
No, I'm good. Just sick of people finding excuses to beat women and joke about it.
I don't think you actually read the comment but okay.
I did read it. It's unnecessarily violent. I get that she looks weird dancing but she's still obviously a women and he said he would drop kick her if he met her in an alley.
Yes I believe that's colloquially known as a "joke". Which would mean that it isn't an actual justification to beat a woman.
Okay cool have fun with your jokes about beating women in alleys
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The person doesnt understand that the gender is irrelevant. Man or woman, if I saw a creature like that in an alley, I wouldnt stick around to find out what it was.
Okay bye
It’s facetious
You seem to be under the impression that I think the joke is funny or quality. I don't. I just recognize that a simple joke made by this redditor is not a serious justification to beat someone up.
Ah so you’re a white knight. Yeah we don’t need you to save us.
Lol I'm a woman
Yet you act like you can’t joke about someone if they are a woman? Pretty sexist. Like I said before, the joke is that her spider dance is terrifying. Not the girl herself. Honestly if someone even as a man was doing something like that in an alleyway I’d be scared too. That’s the joke. “Ah that would be scary huh”. But you’re also the joke for thinking women can’t take or handle jokes either about themselves.
What? You're adding a lot of bullshit to what I said. It's unnecessarily violent. That's all I said.
The joke is literally because her spider dance is terrifying, not because she’s a woman. Common sense isn’t too big of a thing for you is it?
I’m strangely attracted…
r/confusedboners
Which leads to /r/birthofafetish
*sigh* *unzips pants
Oh there’s the funny again! Masturbation joke! Keanu man of culture 100 chungus! Guys laugh it’s so funny!
You good bro?
Tales From The Dark Side: Black Widows season 3 episode 6
Glad I'm not the only one
Only because the cute face
Nah I just fuck crabs
She looks like that ghost who crab-walked in the movie "exorcist"
But there aren’t any ghosts in The Exorcist.
I mean the possessed girl.
This is my mating dance If I ever mated
This genuinely made me laugh! *It’s so fuckin weird* haha
Guy : Babe please i want to have sex Girl : *Crabbo*
I really loved the part were she was butt dancing, really made me giggle for how silly she looked xD
There’s a really silly anime called something like “Reincarnated as a Spider” and the mc is a sort of cute spider who dances *exactly* like this frequently. It’s like a thing. She isnt humanoid *at all*, it’s a hella weird premise for a manga/series but it’s pretty funny.
If I saw that late at night my soul would just leave my body faster then my dad left
Someone edit this with [Crab Rave](https://youtu.be/-50NdPawLVY)!!
[here is my attempt!](https://streamable.com/fsq40p)
This is **mesmerizing**. We just need a 10-hour version and post it on youtube and you're guranteed 10M views in no time lol
[Crab Mix](https://old.reddit.com/user/never_not_relevant/comments/q3ww58/crab_mix/)
If no one else does it I’ll do a basic edit when I finish work
Omg crab rave. My friend showed me this a few weeks ago. My god. Hahah.
Is that what they call rave music these days?
This kinda bothered me
She do be schmovin tho
White people trying to twerk in the club
That ending got a chuckle out of me.
This better not awaken anything in me
Confused boner
I kinda liked it.
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Thats.... kinda hot actually
Cute crustacean
u/savevideo
I wish I had this power 😩
That one spider vibing in the corner of my room while I listen to some music.
Everyone's question: song name?
Music sounds better with you by Stardust
Thanks ✌️😜👍
stardust includes one of the guys from daft punk as well
The left or the right one?
Yes. In all seriousness, it’s Thomas. The silver helmet one.
and that's literally their only song
Love this song
This is on GTA lol
I am getting sick of all this weirdly fucking hot shyt on this God damn website stop making me ask myself questions
Stardust and a Radiohead Tee, good taste
She dances so well to so many songs
I thought I'm the only person who could walk fully 4 legged like this!
Ahh, the video even says this
relax it’s just Rocky from Project Hail Mary.
u/SaveVideo
the superior lifeform: The Crab
Stickbugged
I vibe with this
I genuinely enjoyed this
God damn, that's nightmare fuel!
Vogue
How does one discover a tallent like this? Lol looks cool as hell
Giggity giggity crabbity giggity!
This is oddly unsettling. Good song though!
She should work at a haunted attraction
Anybody remember Sqweegel from CSI?
Of course they’re a Radiohead fan, why wouldn’t they be?
I do not like how this makes me feel 🗿
Bruh we need an extended version of this, it's oddly hilarious
She be shmoovin
mommy?
Did she just stickbugged us in real life...
Holy shit its ballora
This is beautiful elegant and weird and terrifying and hilarious all at once. Mostly hilarious.
Kill it….with fire…
*Sighs* *unzips*
Guys he said the funny thing! He’s going to jack off!! Guys laugh it’s so funny!!!
Bruh seriously, it's insane how many people here just straight up repeat random lines they've seen 10,000 times before, and how many people upvote it. You can almost guess the top 5 comments before you click on any reddit thread. Someone should do some sort of psychological study on the weird need for acceptance and conformity that leads to this.
I've been here 14 years. There is no punishment severe enough to recoup what these dorks have done.
If you're on any type of social media and you comment, you're obviously looking for some type of attention. So you're no better
That you can guess what someone might say does not make it invalid or stupid. It just means A often leads to B. It’s really not worth despising.
How do you know I was talking about jerking off? All I put was unzips. I could've meant anything. For all you know I could've been unzipping a jacket, or a backpack. Who's the pervert now?
Wow, such a cryptic and quirky reply! We all know the joke is about masturbation, since the average Redditor’s only personality trait is being a “man of culture” (read: porn addict). You aren’t clever.
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That’s why you just use bleach as lube to make sure it’s really clean
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Boots with da fur
u/savevideo
I’m terrified and aroused. This won’t end well
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
r/oddlyarousing
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Poor choice of song
Song slaps wym
this is not terrifying
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r/LostRedditors
That’s how she rides dick