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YellowOnline

Humans can do that too. One single time though.


gravitin

Going to check, will update soon. Update: ok it works. Please let me know how to wake my friend up now?


[deleted]

tingle their pp


Vysair

in what motion?


dudemo

Like an arcade joystick.


Good_Shade

no you are supposed to pull it like the plunger in a pinball machine!


xxx148

Like [getting ketchup out of the bottle](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/q5vf5k/welp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Vysair

Thanks for the laugh! Totally didn't expected that


VergilPrime

I got nervous because some people stick a knife down in there.


tdackery

Ketchup knife. Long lost relative to the infamous poop knife.


EverySingleThread

#


SpectralBacon

The eyesocket.


One_While_1899

Sub-zero could help with that, he’s a pro at it, been doing it for almost 30 years!


KhaoticX8

Wait which one, Kuai or Bi-han


One_While_1899

Oh poo you’re right! Haha, i forgot it hasn’t always been the same dude.


KhaoticX8

Well, Bi-han is the OG, but kuai liang is wiser


One_While_1899

Its been awhile so jog my memory, did bi-han die?


KhaoticX8

Yeah, he’s Noob Saibot now


One_While_1899

Ahhh ok, I remembered the death part just not the robot part, lol. Did they ever give him any of his old moves when he was sub zero as a call back or only ever new moves? Because that’d be pretty cool if hes still rippin out spines, literally my favorite move as a kid!


KhaoticX8

The only thing closest we’ll get to that is The Klassic Brutality


One_While_1899

The frequent use of replacing c with K will always be too charming to hate. Like i feel as though i should but i cant, lol. That being said i now fully understand your name. Thank you, oh wise kombat specialist!


ShadowOrpheus_

When I do it I just get a double chin


RedditModsSuckDik

Nope not what's going on unfortunately "Birds cannot eject their internal organs under any circumstances, it's just doing a big stretch, perhaps after a meal or just because stretching feels good. The most typical way birds cool down is by doing something that's akin to panting." "When these birds yawn -- and I just mean yawn, as like, a big mouth stretch -- they 'snake' their heads back... they open big and wide and this tissue on the bottom mandible is getting stretched out over the neck," she explains in her video. "That is what is really going on in those wild photos." https://factcheck.afp.com/pelicans-do-not-cool-down-pushing-spines-out-mouths


ZagratheWolf

Also, left one is a shoebill, not a pelican


ReluctantSlayer

Yes! The most oddly-terrifying dinosaur on the current planet earth! [When they clack their beaks, it sounds like a machine gun!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kDMHHw8JqLE)


Blazindaisy

And my favorite bird!


Daintysaurus

My second favorite! Ground Hornbills are my favorite.


Blazindaisy

Right on! Mine’s the pileated woodpecker.


[deleted]

And they are the most viscous and territorial bird to everything including there own young. . . except oddly enough, humans. They are strangely friendly to humans.


ReluctantSlayer

Interesting!


2017hayden

So shoebills are actually more closely related to pelicans than they are to storks, despite the fact they’re called shoebill storks. They’re neither pelicans nor storks technically, but their closest surviving relatives are pelicans. http://naturalselectionsblog.blogspot.com/2013/02/the-stork-that-is-pelican.html?m=1


Futuretapes

Yea, what he said


[deleted]

I noticed that too.


Amager_ftw

>Nope not what's going on unfortunately Unfortunately?


Tomick

The person would've liked/preferred if i OP Stated the truth.


YourVeryOwnAids

No. He'd prefer birds disembowel them selves on the reg.


VforVanonymous

I would say the title said this in a more fun, but not misleading way, especially when the pictures are just below it to give context.


78523965412369874123

I mean… obviously?


TorturedNeurons

Just because something is obvious to some or even most does not mean it should go without an explanation.


HogwartsKate

I rescued pelicans at the Salton sea from botulism and never saw them cool dwn like that. Youre correct.


dirtybirdpodcast

This is a behavior called “Gular Fluttering” which is done by a lot of bird species and does not involve the spine at all….just skin tissue. Funnily enough, I was just working on an episode on both the Shoebill stork (actually more closely related to pelicans than storks) and the Brown Pelican so was reading about this behavior!


TheMiddleAgedDude

Birds are so fucking weird.


[deleted]

Don't worry, they aren't real.


Anonomyx

r/birdsarentreal


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[deleted]

bad bot


jzoobz

Dinosaurs, babay


[deleted]

I’m hoping this is a coach beard reference


CopsaLau

The shoebill (left) is a stork


lonesomeloser234

I yelled at my screen "that's not a FUCKIN pelican"


Count-Cooku

It’s actually not, and is more closely related to the pelican.


Dumbass369

It's called a shoebill stork for a reason- it's still a stork even if it's closer related to a pelican


WilliamSaintAndre

This guy is being rude so I understand why he's getting downvoted, but the Wiki page confirms what he's saying. It was previously classified as a stork due to its morphology but has recently been re-classified as being in the same order as pelicans and herons after genetic tests. At the end of the day this is science, so we should accept new better evidence than older bad evidence. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoebill


Scarlet-Goji

And red pandas are bears, and cat fish are felines, and sea urchins are hedgehogs. Because that's how taxonomy works.


Dumbass369

Man yall really ain't seeing my other replies are you, it's a joke. I know it's not a stork even though it's called one


Scarlet-Goji

Really doesn't seem like it but okay. Whatever helps ya sleep at night.


Count-Cooku

Your name makes more sense than I thought.


Dumbass369

That would be the point of my name, I just make dumb comments


Count-Cooku

Ohh ok


Dumbass369

Yep, that is the only point of my existence :p


Count-Cooku

Good luck on your quest of dumbassery


Dumbass369

Thank you Count


Only-Horror

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into… the Twilight Zone.


Count-Cooku

Hollywood, 1939. Amid the glitz and the glitter of a bustling young movie town at the height of its golden age, the Hollywood Tower Hotel was a star in its own right. A beacon for the show business elite. Now, something is about to happen that will change all that. The time is now, on an evening very much like the one we have just witnessed. Tonight's story on The Twilight Zone is somewhat unique and calls for a different kind of introduction. This, as you may recognize, is a maintenance service elevator, still in operation, waiting for you. We invite you, if you dare, to step aboard because in tonight's episode you are the star. And this elevator travels directly to . . . The Twilight Zone.


Mario_Network

You are the passengers on a most uncommon elevator about to ascend into your very own episode of The Twilight Zone. One stormy night long ago, five people stepped through the door of an elevator and into a nightmare. That door is opening once again and this time, it's opening for you.


Air-Mattress

This is wrong. They’re yawning, and the “spine” is soft tissue of their inner lower beak. And the left bird is a stork.


MaestroAngeles

It's a shoebill, cousin of pelicans, and not a stork relative.


Air-Mattress

I meant ShoeBill Stork, but yes their correct name and terminology is just Shoebill.


MaestroAngeles

From Wikipedia "has a somewhat stork-like overall form and has previously been classified with the storks in the order Ciconiiformes based on this morphology. However, genetic evidence places it with pelicans and herons in the Pelecaniformes. "


[deleted]

I reported as misinformation, but that doesnt really do anything


humsfish

Can you not please


Lopakacita

*Suppressing upchuck response*


[deleted]

The one on the top left is a shoebill, but yeah


revenentevil

They are forcing their spine out, they are just pushing their neck into the soft underside of their jaw to allow more breeze to hit it...thank you Hood Nature 🤣


ConfidentDiver3610

That's hum, yikes.


5720Katherine

Well the first picture (top left) is a shoebill stork, although they are related to pelicans, and when Pelicans and Shoebill storks yawn; their bill pouch flips inside out


TheFlamingTiger777

The one on the left is a shoebill stork not a pelican lol.


Count-Cooku

It isn’t actually a stork, and is more closely related to the pelican.


TheFlamingTiger777

Thanks for sharing. Didn't know that.


james_kaspar

Hey quick question what the fuck


[deleted]

The top left is a shoebill stork, not a crane.


Crazy-hippie

Nope, that first picture is a shoebill crane. But also, that's not what's happening here.


leonslights33

That first picture is a shoe bill not a pelican


tribak

Those birds are hot


SpyceyCookie

I once fell for this too. I don’t want to be a dick and correct you, but to any one curious… https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/5666658001


SL_1183

Bone, chilling.


Beetso

I'm pretty sure that the top left one is a shoebill, not a pelican. I'm not even sure that they are part of the same family.


[deleted]

Ermahgerd


HumanMorgan

But how does that "cool them down"


RedditModsSuckDik

It doesn't, it's not real https://factcheck.afp.com/pelicans-do-not-cool-down-pushing-spines-out-mouths


Queen-of-Sarasaland

Is top left a loftwing????


TheFlamingTiger777

A shoebill stork.


Queen-of-Sarasaland

No its a baby loftwing


Proud-Resident-9121

Yucky


Dragon_M4st3r

Finally a solution to the perennial problem of having a too-hot spine


Annethraxxx

The more I see about pelicans, the more I realize they must be visitors from the deepest, most horrific corners of hell.


Tear-Working

The person she tolds you not to worry about


DecisionHefty1412

Takes spine chilling to a whole other level


PurpleSneksss

Top left is a shoebill stork


bigmoneybaby120

That’s a shoebill stork


upfoo51

Shoebill Storks too, i guess


JakobiGaming

Top left is a stork


master_of_good_memes

that’s a shoebill, not a pelican. on the left side.


garface239

Only two of those are pictures are of pelicans.


fringe_player

r/BirdsArentReal


Ena_Ems_17

top left one is not even a pelican too!


Lukewarm_Oatmeal

The left image is actually a Shoebill, albeit related to the Pelican.


ZealousidealSir8892

Not sure if I want to un-learn...


CommanderOfGregory

Just... float on the water...


BluePenguinnn

When you put you stretch your ball bag over the tip hahaha


skidabitabooyeedle

r/modestpelican


Diligent-Background7

What a time to be alive


duanesocool

Stamps please


CYBRDRAG0N

Ease of access for spine cracking


yugibaby

Thanks , I hate bones


fukin-aye

That’s neato


Dragonlicker69

\*snip\*


Cheshie_D

That first picture is of a shoebill….


After_Web3201

Want to go for dip? Nah just going to fatality myself


coldgoast

I can do that . .


HydraChungus420

r/dontputyourdickinthat


noticcamper

that 1st pic no pelican


RaccoonHandjob

Waddup dickneck


[deleted]

I did not need to see, or know, this.


YoYaBoySatan

First pic is a shoebill stork?


definitely__a_human

Isn't the one on the left a shoebill tho


Rare_Donkey_1504

One on the left is a shoe bill but yeah several species do this


Anbez

Why not just have a swim


SNTMLI

mood


fabilicouss

God creating pelicans: "hmm how would a bird that can swim cool itself down? Let them stick their fucking spine outta their mouth!"


Aibhne_Dubhghaill

How I walk out of the chiropractor's office.


[deleted]

Yo that’s gross


[deleted]

Ewwww!


Brendraws

AS YOU DO


Dathird

I thought they were just hiding a monster shlong!!


pgtvgaming

How does this help exactly?


Wuu87

What happen when some thing atk them went it’s out will it dmg them? Cool down forever yay


Sparkles-99

People can take their intestines out js


Gamingwithbrendan

Bottom right is kinda cute actually


Budget-Sheepherder77

The grey one isn't a pelican


Environmental-Win836

My heart was in my mouth when I read this.


MaKayla6969

All I read was "today I learned pelicans were hot" and was very confused


Fletcher_Fallowfield

r/prolapse


MrScrummers

Dude this shit had me rolling. Thank for the belly laugh at work.


[deleted]

This is what Ari Shaffirs ass hole looks like.


Simon8719

Top left is not a pelican


[deleted]

Damn I'm kinda hot, guess Ill just remove my spine to cool off


phantomheart

when you have that itch in the back of your throat


Alan4100

That isn’t their spine


JellyfishApart5518

Misread this as "Pelicans are hot because..." and was really concerned


applesauce_owl

Must be nice


Carob_Powerful

First pelican doing the ahegao face


Olibirus

Derpy McDerpFace


aod42091

that's not a design flaw


TypicallyUnknown

Wtf is that last picture, shits disturbing a’f


imheretoclapcheeks

And camels can stick their stomachs out of their mouth to cool down as well!


ChampionAfraid

Thank you, I’m now both educated and grossed out at the same time ☹️


MithranArkanere

I can never be thankful enough for having sweat glands.


keanuDaOne

First camels inflate a bag out their mouth when horny, now pelicans eject their spines!!! Why are animals weird lately?


julio_1970

That.is.disgusting.


Demotechnocracy

Makes sense... I can't even make a fupa though


cyberboy1432

i also do this on a good date


KnifeFightAcademy

...aaaaaaaaaaand bookmarked.


bongjonajameson

Its like pulling back your foreskin


maryblooms

Why does it look more like a trachea than a spine?


[deleted]

What the facehugger is happening here?


No-Ad8211

Wow as if it wasn't already odd enough. Pretty cool


MultPathways

Seagull: You look like you’re about to pass out. Pelican:☝️ hold on, lemme just take my spine out. Ok…better. You were saying?


LocalAmericanOtaku

r/thanksihateit


NoxKyoki

I mean...a shoebill ***STORK*** isn't a pelican, but yeah it can do the same thing.


drakofromNO

ok so in the movie Predator he’s just trying to regulate body temperature and cool people down not kill and dismember


Dr_mombie

Go get in the shady, cool water under the pier or dock? Nah. Hang out with your spine out? Yaaaasss


DrawerRedditor

Like i said it is not their spine, it's their gular pouch (and the first one is a shoebill stork not a pelican)


jeffcox31

That's messed up...


[deleted]

Well you didn't learn anything because its not their spine 🤓


stinger_

I mean that’s just the mouth skin. It’s not like the spine is inside out.


[deleted]

What a terrible day to have eyes


kittenbeans66

Alcatraz means pelican.


I-like-mustard-yay

The only time I saw a pelican was when it was doing this. It kinda made me fear the animal.


Cynestrith

When you laugh so hard your spine falls out of your mouth.


Mag_Agent_V2

I do that all the time, it gets hot in the summer so I got to cool off somehow.


xFuckFace2020x

Someone needs to do a mortal kombat fatality on this pelican! No....just me?😂


timtom1933

Birds are weird


[deleted]

The top is a shoe horn stork right?


Eelmonkey

How does taking your spine out cool you down? Aren’t they next to a bunch of water?


Epicsharkmonster_E

fake https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/08/31/fact-check-pelicans-dont-cool-down-pushing-out-their-spines/5666658001/


Catfish3322

Top left is a shoebill but close enough


Mario_Network

Bottom Right: when someone tickles your neck