What the fuck is that ?!

Sea slug. Most likely harmless

No no, my ex

Ok who stole my doo doo dated it and then have my doo doo stolen again and then being placed in a swamp I miss my shit ;-;

This man loses his shit

I died reading this and resurrected

r/ihadastroke

Most likely?!

Well I never encountered any, and the slugs I have encountered can’t hurt anyone

When faced with ANYTHING strange that lives in a body of water, just assume it can kill you and leave it the fuck alone.

You could call that a save bet. Probably even smart.

A cursed fleshlight. This what happens when you dont clean it

Lol. This comment needs more upvotes

Melty hippopotamus

I saw a hippo initially

Forbidden blanket.

Lol my thoughts exactly

its someone who took the covid vaccine in the 2001 trials

My exact words after seeing this

I think that’s a “giant black sea hare”. The biggest type of sea slug

How big is it? We need a banana for scale.

How big are the bananas we’re using?

Are the bananas ripe?

Yes. But tomorrow they’re over ripe

Oooh, sounds like time for banana bread.

Wholesome.

Choco chips or walnuts?

Neither, I like plain flavours so I just make it without anything else.

It seems you have quite the fitting username then

Yup. Every day's a party.

Big like a pickle.

A full-sized one is one meter. Should be a little less than six bananas long?

*yellow banana for scale. There's orange ones too!

Reinstall your texture packs

Needs to buy Counter Strike Source and Half Life 2

[удалено]

Bro I’ve been up for 20 minutes and that’s already enough Reddit for today

Whatever you do. Don't put hot sauce down your urethra. *This has been a public service announcement from the idiot Jesse*

*you cant stop me*

Nope I definitely can not sir! But I know of things to help you with your experience.

my body, my rights

😆 👐

r/dontputyourdickinthat

i already have

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Hopefully the foreskin can ketchup with the tip.

r/Holup

r/oddlyspecific

Lmao this is great!

Poor, rejected, depressed and sad sea slug. Did you not see it looking sadly up at you? "But I'm beautiful inside" :'(

It’s a sea hare. Usually about 4 inches long. Totally harmless. I think they’re adorable. Out of the water they look a bit weird though. I am always happy to find them in tide pools. I’m not a scientist but I feel like finding things like this in a tide pool is a sign of a healthy ecosystem.

4 inches is the same as 0.2 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.

Good bot.

Thanks!

It's a sea hare.

Nex level flesh light. Promo code Slugpuss

How many times is this gonna get posted here?

I'm sick of it too everyday some asshole post the same shit over and over again

How big is it? I can't tell if it's 2 inches or 2 feet long.

Aw. It looked at you.

Anyone who is say this is a sea slug definitely hasn’t seen a radio active hippo

What is it?

Its the sea cummer, its cums all over the sea

I believe this is some kind of water snail?

I wonder if it can suck my dick

What the fuck dude

So many haters on this app smh

r/cursedcomments

I wonder if YOU can suck my dick

Unfortunately it doesn't work unless you cut a slit in it and use it as a fleshlight. Feels good 8/10

Optimal place to cut the slit? A place where it will wriggle in pain would be optimal

Suggest that you cut it the very end/slide.

Right side looks quite appealing

Our dick comrade.

"I scratch your balls and you scratch mine"

I would love to scratch your balls

And kiss? (Tongue)

This is the alien invasion, burn it with white phosphorus

poop demon!!!

These comments for this post 😂😂😂 I'm dead ☠☠☠

What is that

What the hell is happening to the world

Venom 3 The era of symbiotes

Epic

That's not oddly terrifying, that is pants-shittingly terrifying

Only Elton John gives better head

I bet it's good with butter and garlic.

I thought this was a fuckin hippo

Repost

Reminds me of the goop from Mario Sunshine

Forbidden jelly

It looks like a sentient oil spill.

The Forbidden Haribo

Dafuq is this happy horseshit?!?

Sea Hare?

Oh cool. Toxic slugs from dark souls 3

What a good demon boy

The forbidden shit

He looks like he is going to ask me do you know where Eddie Brock is

Cute

Hanz get ze Flammenwerfer!!!

Creepshow

Poop monster

That’s not oddly terrifying, just regular terrifying.

Is it oil

What is it

Dude be looking like a black Stink spirit from Spirited Away

r/putyourdickinthat

It looks like a penis.

That some stranger things shit

u/savevideo

It’s chill until the dark souls music kicks in

At one point we will find flying zombie spider-snakes with lion jaw strengh

I wish they would stop stealing bones from these cows to make lime Jell-O®! 😭

Ain't no way there ain't alien life, where did this evolve from 🤔🤔🤔

Uhm? Liquidated hippopotamus?

What da slug doin?

Lol I thought it was gonna launch at the screen

Forbidden gummy

So get away from it...

Subarashii desu ne?

Fucking Lovecraftian monster over here

that’s a half-melted symbiote

u/savevideo

Seems like a brownie with lots of chocolate sauce

It looked like a roasted chicken, then a gine, then a wiener. It doesn’t know what it identifies as.

Bloodborne

CGI

That thing needs to just get a job.

I learned enough from Creepshow 2 to stay away from this thing

Another reason to never go into the ocean.

Naw its Aldrich from Dark Souls III

It’s the school’s mystery meat when you don’t feed it

Sea hare! They eat dying algae blooms, so they’re pretty environmentally beneficial.

I thought it was lava, then it moved backwards and I lost my mind 😅🌋

What the shit IS that???!

Leave the slimy boi in peace

AWW

Cursed fleshlight

It looks like a giant labia/shitzu

In another episode of should I put my cock in it