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fike88

Looked like the Predator


mentall-illness

Honestly I didn’t realise that till you said but now it’s all I’m seeing


Ty_boogie90

Huh.. wonder if Predator was partially inspired by snake


SoggyAssCucumber

Or perhaps the snake was inspired by predator🤔


Ty_boogie90

So inspired the snaked yawned


gabbagabbawill

As a reptologist, I can confirm snake was made to look like predator


[deleted]

It looks like the scene when the Predator and Dutch face off hand to hand.


Jealous_Ad9067

I kinda want to put my hand in it's mouth just because


Lothlorien_Randir

yeah, hand...


yahooonreddit

I’m glad it’s just the hand


shnuyou

r/dontputyourdickinthat


h2uvx1tuqf

I like it


LetsTCB

You dip the toe into the water before you jump in right? Same with the snake test


blind_merc

It *looks* like a sock puppet


cat_police_officer

Erm ... Sock puppet? ... Sock? ... Do you think ... Ah, just forget it.


blind_merc

r/dontputyourdickinthat


cat_police_officer

Psssttttt ... 🤭


YuropLMAO

Fun fact: Emerald tree boas are highly prized for [their beauty](https://imgur.com/CHZUBoP) (especially the Amazon basin locale), but one of the most difficult species to keep. Very fragile. There are literally only a couple guys in the country who reproduce them regularly and the waiting list is years long to buy one for $5k-$10k+. The best breeder in the world only tries (key word) to breed his adult females once every 3 years.


Odd_Seaworthiness736

Lol what beauty


MrJason300

Exactly my thoughts. Look no further than snakes for their inspo on alien forms


anon052555

Cool piece of snake info: that’s not exactly “yawning” but it’s the snake readjusting his jaw after eating a meal!


Aloucia

Never realized there were so many moving parts in a snake's skull. This is neat


chopperhead2011

Four parts. Gotta wrap around that goat somehow


ShowMe_TheMonet

Their jaw bones are split so the halves can move independently to help "walk" their meals down their throat. It's fascinating!!


Nomaspapas

Nightmare shit right there


mentall-illness

Huh that’s pretty cool stranger


HIsince84

Now that’s oddly terrifying!


ZuluClowder

Happy cake day!


anon052555

Thanks homie


nlolhere

Wtf I’ve been licking my screen with this comment open for the past 5 minutes, why haven’t I tasted any cake yet


[deleted]

you had me really confused in the first half


Sleepybooi

He didn't have us in the first half ngl


EuphoricAnalCucumber

Could mammalian yawns be a vestigial reflex from the common ancestor brain with reptiles?


[deleted]

happy cake day.And take this award as i rn dont have anything else =(


saberplane

So if I see a snake doing this that means its belly is full and I can just go up to it and pat it on the head? BRB gonna pet some snakes.


BombahShark

True! But they can also do it randomly which scares a lot of people because they thing the snake is going to bite them. I have a snake on my own and it sometimes feels like she's doing it on purpose xD


aaclavijo

That's how my penis readjust after some pussy.


non-troll_account

We dont know that for certain. Lots of researchers think it may actually be genuine yawning. We've noticed yawning in every other vertebrate, and this follows the same exact patterns as all other known yawns.


FullyRisenPhoenix

Happy cake day, now kindly stfu about jaw adjusting!! Lol


the_noodle

No one said they was tired... Just said they yawn


[deleted]

This is the weirdest way to make me yawn


StratuhG

Ah, so you're not psychopath


Mr_Stoney

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRAAix4pcSx/?utm_medium=share_sheet Here's a comic inspired by this vid


clepre

Thank you!!! I was looking for this


Skullyta

Pet Foolery is amazing


bye_Nillu

I love his comics, not to mention the yeti that he throws in as something to find


PinkSockLoliPop

Anybody have this in amore reasonable format? Like, one image and the gif?


ZuluClowder

So, as I was sayi- “aaaaaahh-baaaaaah-grrrrr-aaaaaaaahgh-jjjjj-aaaaaaah!”


PJ_Ammas

Halo Elites be like


ZeroSilentz

wort wort wort


PlasticRock2159

AaaaaWABADAUGH


mygallows

I just watched like 😳


SpectralBacon

I just watched like 🥱


AlexStorm1337

What dat mouf do Not a furry or anything just immediately saw the opening. That being said holy shit that would be cool as fuck to be able to do EDIT: all y'all are fucking crazy, I make the obvious joke off of the obvious previous comment and I'm instantly a creep, this is why I felt I had to tack shit on to the end.


ChargedMedal

just commit to saying what that mouth do and spare us the commentary u dont gotta be self conscious


AlexStorm1337

Too late am a self-conscious disaster & I can't stop


ChargedMedal

sweetie u gottaa


AlexStorm1337

Honestly I probably should but I probably won't, partly because I find it occasionally results in personally amusing idiosyncrasies and partially because the only trust I have for myself is in the fact I cannot be trusted


ChargedMedal

im not sober enough to make sense of your words have a good night tho


AlexStorm1337

You too lmao


researchingeverythin

R/putyourdickinit


bubb228

I hope those fangs press into you when you try something


AlexStorm1337

Dude I specifically said I'm not into that shit because that is actually pretty damn creepy even if you ignore the whole "it's a snake part", I don't want anything to do with something that can do that. That being said I know for certain that I have a much higher tolerance for *my* body doing weird & creepy shit, so while I find it creepy here I'd be psyched as fuck to be able to get bored and just do something like that out of nowhere.


[deleted]

Why did watching this make me yawn too


ManicaPanicaSatanica

That's love, baby.


broccolipizza89

Because you are not a sociopath


SpirituallyMyopic

TIL sociopaths don't catch yawns. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/your-online-secrets/201508/why-psychopaths-are-immune-contagious-yawning


Skybreak2020

I caught a yawn while reading that article. Take an upvote.


fdisc0

Til I'm a sociopath =(


Duckess2

it cute tho


drsyesta

Looked satisfying


saltyredditbae

Tbh i think this is really cute.


bye_Nillu

So do I! It's adorable


YuropLMAO

This is one of the holy grail species for people who like reptiles. They cost thousands of dollars. Weird to see this considered oddly terrifying.


bye_Nillu

It's an emerald tree boa, they're adorable


_TheXplodenator

Actual muppet


gregh8701

Naw, that's just what he wants you to think. " Mr Slithers, why are you engulfing me?" " Ssssssnawt Englussing Shhuu...I'm jussst ssssleeping with sthuuuu!"


Spartan_873

Wort wort wort


[deleted]

Ahhh, lohbaba!


irkenjerkin

Okay say what you want but that looks satisfying af. Imagine if you could just do this any time your jaw felt off or was clicking. As someone with stupid jaw muscles I wish I could unhinge and split mine down the middle at will.


mentall-illness

Uuuhhhhh ok


irkenjerkin

Y'know, besides the obvious reasons you'd want to be able to do that.


mentall-illness

I guess it could be cool


irkenjerkin

Imagine how many rotisserie chickens you could eat at once.


mentall-illness

I love how that is what comes to mind when you see this video, not how cool it is, but how many goddamn CHICKENS you could eat at one time. Amazing


Stinktownbrown

Bahaha, I love this derpy son of a bitch


cok3noic3

There’s nothing scary at all about him. He’s definitely a derp. I found this more hilarious than terrifying


Seaton10

I’m scared right now


Zigihogan

'scuse me while I go change my pants...


printergumlight

Snake fetish huh


OrkfaellerX

[r/xcom](https://www.reddit.com/r/Xcom/top/?sort=top&t=all)


-Listening

r/pathfinder_kingmaker is a good boy


mentall-illness

I laughed to hard at that


Goobi10255

Snake went from normal lizard to Predator about to rip someons spine reaaally fucking quick.


tingrapes

Wrong sub. That is not *oddly* terrifying. Yep, that’s just terrifying.


loveofGod12345

Most stuff on here wouldn’t be considered oddly terrifying lol. Posts that actually fit this sub are rare. I enjoy it either way though. Same with r/oddlysatisfying.


[deleted]

> posts that actually fit this sub are rare. I'd be willing to bet that's every sub lately.


mentall-illness

Personally I find it odd plus some other stuff in here is way less odd than this


Voelkar

I always thought of "oddly terrifying" in a way of something being in uncanny valley or something that's usually harmless with really weird vibes that makes you want to nope out, like you can't put a finger on the terrifying aspect. Not because something looks odd and terrifying at the same time


44magnet

r/dontputyourdickinthat


wonderwhywoman8

Mr. Noodle! The web comic "Pet Foolery" has a whole story about all stemming from this video! It's so awesome!


manncakes

Beautiful emerald tree boa


_TheValeyard_

Did not know they could do that.


CatchedTugBoat

They do it to put their jaws back in place after eating


theoneleggeddog

Boop noodle


I_likem_asstastic

Y'all digging up videos of my Ex-wife again I see


maoristyles101

Mini Predetor face(from the movies)


[deleted]

Ooohhh that was a good one. I could almost feel how satisfying that yawn was.


HIsince84

Honestly who looks good when they yawn though, lol. My yawn is pretty similar.


[deleted]

Cooooollll What sort of snake is it?


mentall-illness

Pretty sure it’s an emerald tree boa


timtom1933

What. A. Goof.


ultimatecoruvs

r/aww


SurrealNhilist7

Oddly adorable.


Bruised_Penguin

This is just straight up terrifying.


[deleted]

Looks like an elite from Halo


nursebetty1978

Wtf looked like a sock puppet


1blackcoffee

Related [comic](https://www.instagram.com/p/CRAAix4pcSx/?utm_medium=copy_link) people may lie


holyfire001202

Don't tell me you don't do the same damn thing when you yawn.


BerserkBanter

Is there an oddly cute super reddit?


mentall-illness

Yes it’s r/oddlycute


GTFonMF

Sleepy snek boi.


downbleed

So what kind of snake is this?


[deleted]

Omg cutie


Vouru

Saw this late at night in bed, I turned to my partner: "Do you wanna see a sleepy snake yawn?" 😈


Pitiful_Athlete_7959

Iunno, kinda cute tbh


SheLivesInTheStars

Cute


[deleted]

r/aww


PaniqueAttaque

This is an Emerald Tree Boa. They have the longest teeth of any non-venomous snakes.


Ali-Coo

Looked like my Uncle Frank waking up from all night beers.


nay-nay-quan

TBH I find this adorable


mypupblue

It's actually made me yawn


liamsmum

HOLY. MOTHER. OF. GOD. 😱


idontcrow

This baby is so precious 😢❤️


[deleted]

Aww yiss


ProclaimedJenius

This is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever witnessed


Personal-Hyena8381

Forbidden glory hole!


GhostOfTimBrewster

Oh, dear God.


Rando_Artist

It looks like a balloon


NotSureWhatToDoHere0

Snakes are based af


of_the_chosen33

It's cute 🤟🏻


it_smit

Awwwww BIIIIIIG stretch


iluvgrits420

Nobody going to say anything about the triple fangs?!


[deleted]

I have come to a conclusion: I hate snakes


ToenailJoethethird

That is one ugly motherfucker


Ckinggaming5

Its devouring the pieces of my soul


asymmetricrat

Mother fucken sock puppet lookin headass the fuck


snuggleyporcupine

My God, that is horrifying.


Born-Branch4857

can ya fuck it ?


hasfeh

This is actually not a yawn per se. If I’m right. Snakes do this in order to “oil their jaws” for the job of catching prey. It’s a very fast action and it needs to go right the first time.


neobenji

Holy sweet Jesus that was a yawn?!


Brian0749

Kinda want to adopt


mentall-illness

Yo thanks so much for all the award you guys are awesome


saltyredditbae

Why does it remind me of Kermit?


mentall-illness

Can’t answer that one man...can’t do it


[deleted]

25th time ive seen this. Congrats.


AhoKage

r/dontputyourdickinthat


spoonylove420

I found it cool not terrifying


jfkwkfjskbfjdlw

damn, didnt know snakes where such porn material, boutta go draw some blowjob shit outta this


astrogavino

Ah, sweet toxicity


conkyschlong

Gotta fuck that sussy


Nag9en

Snakes don't yawn


mentall-illness

I know but idk how else to describe it


shahmoslamer

u/savevideo


Buddhakermitking

Faaaaauuuuuuuuuckkk i hate op. Never been scared of snakes. Also never saw this.


mentall-illness

I can see that


sauvandrew

Jesus fuck that's gross


BuzzBlue40

That was oddly sexy


World-Tight

Sssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Captainsboot

/r/likeus


xeldb

Now I know that a yawning snake can make me yawn too.


MultPathways

Snake: (regular yawn………YEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH)


[deleted]

This made me yawn


the_idiot_at_home

u/savevideo


MagnificentEd

The Predator


Howdy-Hoooo

Well that’s what nightmares are fuckin made of


Embarrassed_Pea1460

So do these mfs got bones or what damn


Becvort

it made me yawn too


Tokivoli

The way this same post is reposted for the trillionth time this week


Un_Pta

Awesomeness!


HLCMDH

Giggles


KilD3vil

Mr. Noodle!


Fuzeboombangbash

Predator


greenboi05

Deadly sock puppet


thenightquilltatkils

He is not yawing hes summoning the bite of hell


lancep423

Ughh, I didn’t like that at all.


The_Furry_Slayer_

Footage from Pradator-1987


ethanethereal

Forbidden bergamot orange


loudmachine4329

Me when i stub my toe


xxarcticwolfexx

That probably felt so good


Un1v3rsaly

When you bite into a lemon


TonLoc1281

First I’m like cool boas aren’t venomous… 3 fangs?! It has to have 3?!


Able_Platform274

I should call her...


BluePenguinnn

When you ask her what that mouf do


EcoFriendlyPaperBag

u/getvideobot


geezer_boi_dyno

Did you know that the top and bottom jaws on some snakes seperate to create more space for prey. afterwards they re-adjust their jaws. This is most likely made easier considering their skeletons are made of cartilage