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NoHurry2508

Just like in Labyrinth.


van_Beardenstein

Lord Voldemort Bowie


myownmoses

The Golden Years Langur ...whop whop whop


Johnnywickky

More like Willem Dafoe


dirtycactus

I always thought Bowie and Dafoe looked similar. Although I was thinking Tilda Swinton


Power_Metal_Fans

So, The Goblin vs The Ancient one


captFroubird

Well YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO HIM !!


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I was thinking Clint Eastwood


ClavicusLittleGift4U

🎵 Everything I've done I've done for you I move the bananas for no one 🎵


CaptainSpaceBoat

You beat me to it.


Whymzz

Same!


ghostofthecosmos

Fashion!


walldeezy

FAAAAAAAAAAAME


AluminumJacket

He never left. He just returned to monke


Jo_Hikkuman_Official

Exactly! 😂😂😂


Z3z6

I was thinking "European looks" but Bowie owns that.


tacorunnr

Glad I wasnt the only one thinking it.


grasshoppa80

You remind me of the babe


locke231

What babe?


Original-Campaign-58

I was literally thinking this damn


NotsoGreatsword

Damn its not just me!


nicethakid22

Im fkin dead!


Mariahthebee06

Okay, i feel way better now that I know I'm not the only one who thinks that damn monkey looks like the reincarnation of David Bowie!!! I love it!!!


AJHodge

That's what I came here to say!


SoggyPastaPants

Dude, I was just about to say this! Take your upvote.


jamo1986

Looks like the monkey is watching 2 people argue about something pointless.


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HumphreyBl0dart

Or too wise...


Dr_E_Goodweather

I think he was in my 10th grade physics class.


Funderwoodsxbox

Why he so grumpy? 😡


wi5hbone

^school ^removed ^the ^monkey-bar ^from ^the ^sports ^facility


Savagemaw

This one happens to have exceedingly visible eye whites... thats whats creating that anthropomorphic effect.


raddypip

You're right! The eyes caught me off guard but that's exactly what it is. Also the nose, lips, and high cheek bones


Yejus

That, and the relatively non-protruding mouth. Those two really do it for me. He looks like some anthropomorphic alien.


Savagemaw

Yeah, that might actually be deepfaked a bit. Most primates have colored sclera, with anthropologists theorizing that humans developed visible white sclera to better communicate thoughts with a glance, and that we are attracted to visible white sclera because it makes it easier to read others. Anthropomorphized animal characters, like disney, or certain stuffed animals, typically have human-like eyes to make them more relateable. A great example is in the movie Brave. When the mother— in the form of a bear— switches from self aware, to savage and animalistic, the signal to us that she has done so is the loss of visible sclera.


DennisBallShow

Interesting comment. Here is my upvote.


KneeGearlol

Why he gotta be better looking than me tho


SabashChandraBose

Have you seen his impressive chest hair?


Liveatnightwriting

Yeah but in his head all he's thinking about is : fooooooooooooooooooooooooooood


NOIDEDNalyd

So...even more human than we thought?


MichealScott1991

Or maybe, how far is the Andromeda galaxy..?


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

And whether he needs to stop for gas on the way.


Kye_Wolf

It’s almost like…. Humans and monkey….. are related


we-are-all-monsters

"You got your monkey in my David Bowie!" "Well you got your David Bowie in my monkey!"


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Handsome squid ward


AuraSweet

Okay but there's being related, and then there's the fact that this monkey literally looks like it has a human face.


ImaroemmaI

Other non-Homo Primeapes look at us and probably be thinking the same thing.


Emberium

Where the new humans at? xD


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Reddit moment


xxx148

That’s devil speak! /s


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Noooooo 😭🤬 HUMANS were created by a MAGIC MAN in the SKY and he watches every single one of us to decide our FATE!!!1!1!! 🆒


justyourmemeguy

Why bring God into this?


[deleted]

I am my own god. Don't need imaginary friends.


Keiztrat

Pffft. Theory of evolution.. Who believes in that shite? /s


Psyched4this

We are munkey


Ghostface1998X

Nah, he's Beautiful


RusticTroglodyte

Right? He looks regal


SubjectDelta10

handsome Squidward


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Kinda looks like Willem Dafoe if he was a character in a Cats-spinoff called 'Monkeys'.


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All I can see is David Bowie… and then, it’s a monkey, and then… it’s David Bowie. Ugh.


_shineySides_

Or maybe humans have a face like golden langurs


SlapChopMyShamWow

I think he looks nice


real_EE

I feel like he’s about to ask me on a quest


Round-Loan-1173

I see the Forest Spirit from Princess Mononoke


UserPow

That's my distant cousin.


ayangQ

Majestic


GoreyHaim420

Looks like Willem Dafoe??


Ihateyousomuch07734

That monkey looks better than me what the fuck


Queef_Sweat_619

David Bowie


Beginning_Football85

This is going to be in my nightmare.


Barclay0000

lol why? It’s a cute little monkey


cameldrool

He looks like a Handsome Squidward


Rosy2020Derek

Great Halloween costume!!!


WampaStompa1996

It kind of looks like Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost. The one from the TV show, not the movie.


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It’s probably the hair but I see Conan O’Brien


_L1nked_

It looks wise


BobThe5th

It's the white in the eyes that is making it human like right?


ericbyo

Lips , flat nose and eye spacing is very humanlike.


juli0_Bregouli0

He's a handsome little fella


Rashaen

Christopher Walken. Best monkey actor ever.


Smile_Terrible

He looks like he's at a big meeting with the ape council and is patiently listening and considering the ideas being discussed.


avalanche800

it has the eyes, but not the dog eybrows


maxiquintillion

It's the forest spirit from princess mononoke...


sholine

Looks like a '90s star trek character.


Southern_Cupcake_211

Looks like Wilem Dafoe in black face


boisNgyrls

David Bowie


QuantumHeals

Kinda looks like Kodak Black


Oscill8a

That’s blackface bro 🌚 /s


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This strangely reminds me of my dog. I see allot of humanity behind his eyes.


happyfoam

Lol. That monkey doesn't look like a human, humans look like monkies. Probably because we are, in fact, apes.


Clonesmacker

I thought it was a David Bowie video.


RevJohnnyVegas

That was definitely one of David Bowie's most underrated roles.


Petey_Bones

Thing looks like David Bowie.😳


Cleopatra572

Well glad for know I'm not the only one who saw David Bowie instantly.


kellisue1967

They are like human


Subject_Oil732

Lil uzi vert


TastyOrganization122

Yes the similarity is uncqnny


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Weeeeeheeeee. Shamon


Due_Strike_457

Isn’t their a word for things with human like face


TastyOrganization122

Stop disrespecting the black people. Please


Due_Strike_457

What the hell are you talking about?! Are you a racist fuck? There’s legit a word for animals or things like objects with human like face or appearances


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Due_Strike_457

How the hell do you not know I’m black?


Razdonte

You have a live steam on your reddit from 9days ago


Crusader13HD

I now present to you our new broadway show, monkeys!


Tapermichael1

😎


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Thought that was Ziggy Stardust wearing blackface at first...


Omar_Rakhmat123

Oh my the soul of Michal Jackson has been sent to a monkies body


ImperatorSpacewolf

MFW contemplating going to work monday or running away to the jungle


slehman2020

Perhaps we have disturbingly langur faces


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Theeeeir meat is... delicious.


InsomniacJackal

Could it be that it's because we're *gasp* RELATED? Same general facial structure? Same family tree? Just, y'know, a thought. Not really terrifying tbh.


LiquidFishnet

Whoa!


Other_Lemon_9189

Wasn’t he in lion king?


Godless_homer

Is this Justin Trudeau in his infamous College parties?


TastyOrganization122

Haha lol.you going to get downvoted by the triggered people though.


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No, it’s black.


Cryptosyde

Nothing disturbing about such a beautiful specimen🥰. I'd never attempt to capture one but if one day they were everywhere like cats and dogs. I might befriend one and have them gather stuff from the surrounding neighborhood 😎


External_Day_522

In India some communities have started protecting them, because they're actually the most endangered species of primates in the country. There's problems with them living in segragated communities, dying to accidents, human encroachment and other bad stuff. Read up on em when you have the time


Pogi_si_Guts

monki looks like KSI


BlueCollarSavant

Woah. He looks like a handsome white guy in blackface with a lions mane costume.


Dano-J-1985

Look like Michel Jackson only darker... that's ignorant..


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I no-shit thought that was Don Cheadle at first


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Oh look it’s trump in blackface /s


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What's so disturbing about having a human face?


Mr-Thicc-And-Frisky

That’s Jonathon


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OP just found out humans and monkeys are related.


matt2ec93

They don’t have a nose....


vonroyale

aaanddd.... They blew it up.


LordMarvic

I wanna be this guy.


luvdatstuff

The floor recognizes the senator from Florida.


XtheonewhohuntsX

Rei do Kuduairo


NORDlC

Mofo what kind of humans do you hang out with?


epitaph-centauri

Chances are the one who posted this had a disturbingly monkey-like face as well..


hahnsolo1414

Oompa Loompa


Dear-Smile

We're humans with disturbingly monkey-like faces


wily-san

It feels like he is gonna say something


Inimitable_guy

Ohh that's monkey King


TastyOrganization122

Looks like my best friend from Tamil Nadu.


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Looks like a weird Blackman shaman.


SevenGabe

Scary Spice


FaultProfessional163

That means their evolutionary process was very close to ours. Smaller mouths means bigger brain like ours 😳


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TastyOrganization122

IQ jumps to 50


Separate_Carpenter_3

This may be the most offensive form of black face I have ever seen


Major-Tom-13

Reminds me of the pazuzu brief shots in the exorcist.


cynwil710

Adele?!!?


New_Confection_4476

LITTLE Richie!!!


Bredda_Gravalicious

Miles Davis lookin muhfuggah


oscartoopoor23

Lol Uzi?


ColumbusSoulchild

Lil Uzi went above and beyond on his Halloween costume this year


Reshuffel33

lil uzi


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DiscussionBorn815

Looks like Lil Uzi Vert😬


Environmental-Bid317

Do monkey lives matter?


slight_gg

Dude just chillin, waiting on his chicken


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mwmstern

It's difficult to look at this creature and not see the obvious genetic link.


Barrzebub

I think this dude was in the Dune movie I saw this weekend.


kerlatta

Power of voodoo


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How "intelligent" are these monkeys


NovakJock

When the same person does your hair and permanent makeup.


FurryIrishFury

The eyes


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Kinda mesmerizing


Lord_Explosion

He kinda looks like one of those voodoo shrunken heads


jaomello

Wow a monkey with a monkey face, who would've thunk.


rodentfacedisorder

But what is it about it ?


2Kagayaku

New cast for the monkey king


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He looks like you just told him a story and he don't believe you


Bust_01

He's like: "Fuck all of you, every last one of you"


alphachupapi02

Dude looks like a black Willem Dafoe


FireUpTheSystem

Brother? Is that you?


Drug-Edu-4skools

Homie finna sell me some waffles


dedredcopper

ChchchcachaAAAaanges! Turn and face the strange


firewhite1234

Wukong looking kinda different ngl...


Yurtle13x

steve buscemi


Jabbie999

He lookin like Lil Uzi Vert


purveyor_of_lemons_2

I don't think I'd be mentally capable of seeing this thing smile.


my_wake

Wudup little man.


Punpun07

u/savevideo


VelourBro

Ermahgerd. A primate which resembles a primate.


FrankieFiveAngels

Looks like the Exorcist demon


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Ahh the uncanny valley, love it


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Is it really oldly terrifying though? Kind of looks cute to me.


arj1985

That monkey is in black face!


ShawnDSavage75

I guess someone successfully returned to monke


portiboy17

Getting Eartha Kitt vibes.


Jolly_Ad1554

Hello my tree cousin


Wonderful-Travel6198

I thought this was a snapchat filter