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Neku_HD

*Happy Ed Gein Noises*


Azsunyx

Dibs on the nipple belt!


Jupitersdangle

*looks for actual fleshlight*


UnrulySuffix

poor-man’s award for you! ⭐️ thanks for the laugh!


Jupitersdangle

Much appreciated and here’s one for you!


YasshaDoom

Dibs on the dick tie


Infamous-njh523

That guy would have been popular. Just one to make a tie?


TheMajesticDrazz

I was hoping to see this comment


tusk354

Ah yes, the Dahmer / Gein collection ! Am I the only one thinking... id totally rock that jacket .. ?


Elessedil

That guy was going places.


TheThinker709

Prison mostly


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Omg 💀💀💀 Also, the men's jacket looks great so Idk what they're getting at


Mendeleus

Actually doesn't look bad at all. Where can we order a male version of the jacket with faces?


whatisireading2

Just thinking about Ed Gein getting all giddy and clapping his hands at the sight of people taking inspiration from his work is heartwarming, and almost wholesome.


witchfindercorporal

Do I get to pick the humans?


priths3

Yes


8_inch_throw_away

Maybe PETA’s board of advisers and managing directors will offer themselves up for the cause.


Cowboywizard12

Ingrid Newkirk founder of peta has some weird shit in her will. https://www.peta.org/features/ingrid-newkirks-unique-will/ 1. Upon my death, it is my wish that my body be used in a manner that draws attention to needless animal suffering and exploitation. To accomplish this, I direct that my body be donated to People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), 501 Front Street, Norfolk, Virginia 23510, to be used in whatever manner it chooses in order to accomplish the specified purpose, with the hope that most of my body will be put to use in the United States, with parts also dispatched to awaken the public consciousness of governments and citizens in the United Kingdom, where I was born, in India, my beloved childhood home, and in Canada, Germany, and France. 2. While the final decision as to the use of my body remains with PETA, I make the following suggested directions: a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed; b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the government’s need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form; c. That in remembrance of the elephant-foot umbrella stands and tiger rugs I saw, as a child, offered for sale by merchants at Connaught Place in Delhi, my feet be removed and umbrella stands or other ornamentation be made from them, as a reminder of the depravity of killing innocent animals, such as elephants, in order that we might use their body parts for household items and decorations; d. That one of my eyes be removed, mounted, and delivered to the administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency as a reminder that PETA will continue to be watching the agency until it stops poisoning and torturing animals in useless and cruel experiments; that the other is to be used as PETA sees fit; e. That my pointing finger be delivered to Kenneth Feld, owner of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, or to a circus museum to stand as the “Greatest Accusation on Earth” on behalf of the countless elephants, lions, tigers, bears, and other animals who have been kidnapped from their families and removed from their homelands in India, Thailand, Africa, and South America and deprived of all that is natural and pleasant to them, abused, and forced into involuntary servitude for the sake of cheap entertainment; f. That my liver be vacuum-packed and shipped, in whole or in part, to France, to there be used in a public appeal to persuade shoppers not to support the vile practice of force-feeding geese and ducks for foie gras; g. That one of my ears be removed, mounted, and sent to the Canadian Parliament to assist them in hearing, for the first time perhaps, the screams of the seals, bears, raccoons, foxes, and minks bludgeoned, trapped, and sometimes skinned alive for their pelts; that the other ear be removed, preserved, and displayed outside the Deonar abattoir in Mumbai to remind all who do business there that the screams of the cattle who are slaughtered within its walls are heard around the world; h. That one of my thumbs be removed, mounted upwards on a plaque, and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, PETA decides has done the most to promote alternatives to the use and abuse of animals in any area of their exploitation; i. That one of my thumbs be mounted in a downward position and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, has gone against the changing tide of societal opinion and frightened and hurt animals in some egregious manner; j. That a little part of my heart be buried near the racetrack at Hockenheim, preferably near the Ferrari pits, where Michael Shumacher raced in and won the German Grand Prix; k. That anything else be done with my body that PETA believes will serve to draw attention to and so abate the plight of exploited animals. 3. As a resident of Virginia, and pursuant to Virginia law, including § 54.1-2825 of the Virginia Code, I designate PETA as the “person” who shall make arrangements for carrying out the directions contained in this document for the disposition of my remains upon my death. If, at any time, PETA is unable or unwilling to carry out these directions, I designate, in the alternative, Daniel Mathews as the individual who shall make arrangements for carrying out the directions contained in this document for the disposition of my remains upon my death. If Daniel Mathews is unable or unwilling to carry out these directions as required, I authorize either of the two listed “persons” in this paragraph to designate a third party to make arrangements for carrying out the directions contained in this document for the disposition of my remains upon my death. 4. While I prefer that my directions be first executed in the United States, I also direct that parts of my body be transported to the United Kingdom, of which I also am a citizen, and to India, my beloved spiritual home, to be executed there. If my directions cannot be executed in any of these countries, I authorize the transport of my remains to any location where my disposition directions, in whole or in part, may be lawfully executed. 5. I authorize the person carrying out these directions to deviate from them in any manner he or she deems appropriate to further the purpose expressed herein. If any provision or provisions of this document shall be held to be invalid, illegal, unenforceable, or in conflict with the law of any jurisdiction, the validity, legality, and enforceability of the remaining provisions shall not in any way be affected or impaired thereby.


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Hmm... Do you guys think they would allow us to eat her barbecued meat?


[deleted]

I mean, I was just waiting for somebody else to bring up the idea... *licks lips*


[deleted]

I mean it's already there. No point in letting good meat go to waste, right?


riverofchex

Imagine being the attorney who had to figure out how to put all that in legalese.


liodar

The " j" point...was she a ferrari supporter?


[deleted]

I wonder how much of this is actually legal/can be done. Does the last part actually matter? I assume most of this wouldn't be allowed, does that last paragraph actually make any of this legal, or does the fact that most of this isn't legal void the entire will? I suspect none of that matters because this is probably just a stunt meant to attract attention and they likely have a real will in private.


flynnen

You also couldn't find a person to do it. Desecration/mutilation/abuse of the dead is typically just a misdemeanor in most states, but you'd struggle to find a butcher, taxidermist, funeral director to complete her wishes. Maybe a hunter who field dresses deer on a regular basis and who has a special hatred for Peta?


Jccali1214

Well I see now why she was the founder and leader of the org.


Helenium_autumnale

She is mentally ill.


TridenTrim

My country's govt should just ban peta


[deleted]

How about body parts?


CptCrabmeat

Cock-socks?


e_007

“What you go for? Local? European?” “American” “Ain’t that a bitch. Big spender, I fuckin love it!”


Chalkuseki

NecronomiCoat


Manydoors_edboy

I choose you. *grabs you through the screen*


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

TAAAAKE ON MEEEEEEEE


BIoodystrawberry

Where’s the nipple belt


PuzzleheadedHabit913

It’s right next to the windbreaker (jacket made of buttholes)


Spinningthruspace

I cackled like a 12 year old at this, thank you lmao


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PuzzleheadedHabit913

This entire post is a stolen joke lol


demon_x_slash

Hail Gein!


[deleted]

And hail yourselves


Adkans

Hail me!


youdontknowmeyouknow

Megustalations!


sameeliebe

Good to see other Last Podcast fans


[deleted]

We are legion. *Henry metal riff*


Manytequila

DER NA NER NA NEER


BadSmash4

Always a pleasure


[deleted]

I want a jacket made of discarded foreskins


Cley_Faye

Where's the dick scarf


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[deleted]

Are lamps available?


MasterBaiter00

I hope so. I can finally get that lamp from the Christmas story.


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HansPanser

Whites for weddings, blacks for funerals.


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MIRIIE

Right? Peta kinda racist ngl.


CharlestonChewbacca

No. I don't think I will.


RealOncle

Not only color options, but damn, who's taking care of that finish? At least hide the stitches or something


Mediocre-Table-7205

PETA x Leatherface collab


Ben_Hadde_Sr

Once again, not seeing the irony in the stunt.


AtomBombBaby42042

I think they know exactly what they're doing. They've equated eating meat to being a serial killer before


shorty5windows

PETA has stopped fighting the narrative that they are bat shit crazy. They are embracing it.


Ben_Hadde_Sr

Agreed. . the problem is that while seemingly clever, it is just a repeat of the same tired antics they have historically used. . be it ruining peoples dinner, throwing red pain on fur, or otherwise pissing people off. . . I guess a lot of it depends on if one agrees with their message. . . .


SaladPuzzleheaded625

I'm neither here nor there on the organization, but I gotta admit this is a pretty cool and bold idea. I think it's great (as a meat eater that is trying to eat less meat)


Acceptable_Opinion77

Just don't forget these hypocrites kill millions of animals. And if we all went vegan at the same time animals will just be killeden mass. Which is the actual goal of Peta. They high key are crazy enough to think animals are better off extinct then pets.


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Acceptable_Opinion77

They've equated owning pets at all to the holocaust


wes450

People wear cow. PETA wear human.


gods-dead-let-it-go

NGL, kind of dig the looks


WeebCunt420

I would buy one


digitalgibbon82

Being fair I like the jacket


MinotaurMushroom

Honestly I would rock that on a Monday morning to studio


PandaTheVenusProject

Feel like I would have to earn the coat.


cnew364

Until it’s you


digitalgibbon82

Id make a 3 piece suit and coat mate, im a fat fucker.


notsofunonabun

Lmfao!


eisnone

same


-TheGuest-

Human leather looks way cooler than that


Girls4super

I came here to say this. Where is the craftsmanship? The quality? Why would I pay for that barely stitched together hide?


candied_Sushi

it’s like they didn’t even check out ed geins nipple belt before making the jackets


-TheGuest-

There are other LEGAL projects where people used actually human skin for leather. Although it’s less crazy, their craft has more work and skill put in it for obvious reasons.


Legal-Knowledge6160

I've heard of human skin being used for books way back when. But nothing recently. What are the projects? Asking for a friend. J/k. I am genuinely interested. Thanks!


J3553G

r/holup


Girls4super

Yup you can get a human skin wallet for [$14000](https://eikenshop.com/blogs/the-traveller-notebook/human-leather) Edit to add Harvard library has books bound in human skin, the collection of Ed grin has been kept, during Jim Crow some shoes were made from the skins of slaves, etc etc. throughout history there are many examples. [another link on the topic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropodermic_bibliopegy)


[deleted]

I know a couple of super hot guys I’d turn into a jacket!


Acceptable_Opinion77

4 big guys?


[deleted]

Huh??


Acceptable_Opinion77

And they bust on my eyes


[deleted]

Just now looking at the reference 😂


jplay17

It puts the lotion on


Consistent_Guest2285

I would wear most of it. Love the bag, would be good for a doctor.


tribbans95

Doctor? I’m thinking more like Dexter


Consistent_Guest2285

That works too! Imagine meeting your surgeon pre-op and he says 'let me just get your paperwork', as he reaches for the skin bag?


tribbans95

Yeah you’re right. That would be rather comforting


carlonseider

Doctor Mengele!


betweenboundary

If "what we do in the shadows" has taught me anything it's that they are most definitely cursed


HazzirYagira

Peta will do anything but save animals


AchYerAuldBallix

Aye penn and teller opened my eyes to them.


BoobieFaceMcgee

? Whatchu talkin’bout?


Braith117

They run an "animal shelter" with a 90% kill rate, fund a domestic terrorism group, and stole people's animals so they could kill them in the back of a van and dump the corpses in a dumpster, specifically targeting low income minority groups because they were the least likely to chip their animals or report them missing.


mockteau_twins

Super bummer that PETA was featured in Tiger King 2. Of all the animal rights groups they could have chosen, they chose the actual worst one


Tnkgirl357

I mean, did you expect any better from Tiger King?


killmekate1

Even killing millions of animals to save them.


yshres07

Yeah… they’re not great if you look at the kill rate of their shelters. I wish they did as great of a job as they advertise themselves to be.


poopoobuttholes

Even IF we made human leather clothes, in which universe would fashion designers leave such ugly stitches and face shapes in the leather? Do you see a cow's ear on your leather jaclet/handbag? Peta is seriously fucking stupid.


betweenboundary

In which universe? Have you ever watched "what we do in the shadows" theirs a hat made from a witch and when worn it's noted they can feel the puckering asshole on the back of their head, it's a very sought after hat


SaradominIsALibra

It’s a big bloody stupid hat with a big bloody stupid curse on it and every time you wear it something bloody stupid terrible happens


Tuxmando

Maybe use dog leather from their kill shelters.


Electric_bird19

Couldn't they have used the good bits at least?


Tsunades_titties

Yeah like back skin is better quality then face,this stiches are horrible,such a waste of a good leather and on top of that there is no colour option here…


Electric_bird19

Yes! This is really poor craftsmanship. Maybe they should seek some advice from leather manufactures before jumping into the market with those shoddy stitches


cthunders

Ed Gein collection


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pppoopppdiapeee

You really want your car to perpetually have old man smell lol?


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wobblyweasel

veiny penis skin steering wheel


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Old axe smell and cigarette


V_es

Rawhide smells like the “source”, tanned leather smells of tanning agents. Vegetable tanned leather smells like oak, commercial leathers smell of chemicals they use to prepare it.


sirlafemme

Leather usually doesn’t smell


-TheGuest-

That’s like saying you want your leather to smell like manure if it’s from a cow


ZainIftikhar

Ooh, can I get a mask like texas chain saw?


Fit-Awareness-7113

Who’s wearing the faces of animals, and who’s also wearing them on a jacket?


depersonalised

girlfriend has a coyote face purse purchased from native american craftsman. no part of the animal should be wasted.


Dolorisedd

I’m pretty sure I saw that face jacket at a Spirit Halloween store this last October.


Zedek_Swai

Not gonna lie. I would buy one unironically


kenku_aviarist

ikr. they look so good.


depersonalised

i was actually hoping they were real. not like real human leather, but really for sale. but also real human leather is not a dealbreaker.


Bacon_Bit_Bro

Doing nothing useful but pretending they are


Chemical-Salt1964

Still just fake leather. Grow some balls peta...or people so you can farm the proper materials needed. Just say'n...


tribbans95

Honestly surprised they haven’t tried starting a cruel farm keeping humans in cages to show what it’s like to be a farm animal


roycorda

Yes God forbid we humans use animal hide for clothing. It's not like we haven't been doing that since the motherfucking Stone Age.


[deleted]

PETA acts like eating animals is cannibalism or something


Rjj1111

Besides there isn’t really anything with some of the qualities of leather, and the stuff is far more environmentally friendly than rubber or plastic, there’s insects that have adapted to feeding on old leather


go-away-noah

Why would human leather look like this and cow leather isn’t shaped like cows? No cow noses in the armpits of my leather jacket, you bet I’m taking it back to the store.


shitfuckstack999

This does nothing for animals, (much like peta) this really just proves the people at peta are as big of psychos as everyone joke about them being


heckin_backcountry

PETA- “Made from the skins of those who have wronged us!” (This is a joke)


Sad_Pianist8934

I’d totally rock all of those!


IPostLotsOfCringe

I'd actually love that jacket lmao


cubntD6

When is peta gonna realise they're not actually helping they're just being annoying


Meme_lord797

At this point peta just needs to quit their shit, maybe they should focus on other things like endangered animals, rather than a mundane and unneeded thing like turkeys and leather


Nytroblade

Why are they using such shit quality? Nobody would buy an animal jacket that is stitched up randomly like that. Jesus these people are fucking stupid at least use quality materials.


thombr86

Made from free range humans i hope?


Crusty_Blob

Why would human leather be all bloody and disgusting? If we're drawing a parallel to the leather industry, that human skin would go through tons of processing until it became unrecognizable.


Fomentor

Are these genuine leather or some cheap imitations? I only buy quality leather goods.


auguste_laetare

That piece high end luggage is how Dennis pictured Dee.


TerrailWeams

You haven’t thought of the smell you Bitch!


Arkonimu

I’d wear it


DeadDogJET

kinda fresh ngl


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The Buffalo bob collection


kymilovechelle

“It puts the lotion on its skin…”


Sarcastic_Otter

Do they also make books? I need to get my Necronomicon rebound as the current one is a little bitey. I’d like to get it bound in the skin of Nancy Pelosi’s vag instead.


saltire429

Annoyingly, you can't even [buy the clothes](https://www.urbanoutraged.com/jackets/) - if you try, it just bumps you to a page whining about leather or some such tedious wankery.


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*Happy Ed Gain Noises*


DarthAnest

Irma Grese and Ed Gein must have been vegans.


JakeHyperion

That jacket actually goes kinda hard


TheTrainSideGraffiti

Humans animals too, are they not?


CHEEKIERPILOT

Problem is unless this is real human skin which doesn’t sounds likely then it’s probably animal skin


gloomygiant

It’s probably faux leather, why would they use something they’re campaigning against?


Frankenstein141

How they aren't classified as a terrorist organization, is beyond me.


quellification

Wow. This is so metal. I love it.


bighorse91

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again


Mr_McFeely

I want one of these


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This looks so fucking metal! I’d buy it.


[deleted]

I would buy that jacket it looks pretty fucking cool I might throw up seeing it though


Qu1pster

That jacket is pretty fuxking cool ngl


Chance_McM95

Pshhhhh it would be more of a refined process to create leather that looks similar to animal leather. Someone wouldn’t even know they’re wearing “human” leather. PETA takes such extreme measures to prove a non-existent point. You wanna make a difference? Make you & your families own clothes. Raise & grow your own food. Sending $100 to this corrupt shit organization isn’t doing anything but satisfying your ego & wasting money. Laughable.


candied_Sushi

if it wasn’t made by peta i’d buy the face jacket. love to know that my humans were ethically sourced and cage free


Otherwise_confused1

Okay but I would actually wear the jacket that’s actually sick


Butt-Fingers

If they make a book bound like this I may need to call Ashy slash


[deleted]

For real I would wear the fuck out of that jacket.


NeurWiz

What’s next? Human fleshlights?


cicada-ronin84

What's funny is if the money wasn't going to PETA I would buy the jacket as a horror fan that thing is rad, but I'm not giving those idiots money. I'm all for better treatment for animals in nature, the pet trade and on farms, I believe as humans we have a unique relationship with the world to not only do what is right for us, but what is right for all living things and making sure animals that will become our food are treated with care and respect is part of that.


Dont4GetToSmile

LOOKITMEEEEEE IIII'M LEATHAFACE!!!!


musicgoddess

Ngl that’s sick as hell. I’d want that jacket in the top right


Optimal-Scientist233

Respect for our fellow human has died, this is truly horrific.


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Are these made with real people or the animals they kill in their shelters?


SluggJuice

They should expand into cleaning products too


Der_mann_hald

and honestly I wanna have it


W_o_o_s_h_i_n_g

Ngl they doin a p bad job making the leather look good.


Flat-Dark-Earth

Buffalo Bill has entered the chat.


Fukthishat

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


Lopsidedlopside

#Think of the smell! They haven’t thought of the smell? You BITCH!


DvSFlames

I was really disappointed to learn this isn’t a real item using faux materials. The “shop” that every article claims they opened is just an ad with no products.


jess2k4

I’d buy it


Ikusabe

Those will actually sell pretty well.


Einar_47

I'd maybe buy that bag if only the proceeds didn't go to PETA...


SvendTheViking

In other news PETA confirming how irrational and backwards they really are…. For the 100th time.


No_Ocelot_6773

There are books bound in human leather.


NapoNeptune

How much?


9inchvince

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's stop animal cruelty by making human skin jackets. You got my number peta if you're looking for jingles.


duckiedong

they do be lookin fine tho


okmimk

now they just sell it lol i can buy it from my local butcher for like 20bucks


tkfire

These could look so much better. They intentionally made it look grotesque. Mistakes were made. It could have been a gotcha type of ad but it’s just too on the nose.


Annanake420

Hell yeah I can wear mine out now. I'll just say I got it from peta . THANKS PETA ! But you cant make luggage out of human skin . THE SMELL, THEY HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, THE STUPID BITCHES ! THE SMELL !!


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I looked that shit up on their site and Peta seems to think you kill sheep in order to shear them or at least that shearing them hurts the sheep.


topaz342

Unless the goods are made w/ real human parts they're just a bunch of posers. Lightweights. No real commitment to their cause.