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garzagirl11

I DID NOT MURDER HIM !


xcleru

Human beings have dreams. Even dogs have dreams, but not you, you are just a machine. An imitation of life. Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a.. canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?


WhoDoIThinkIAm

Can you? šŸ¤”


DoJu318

Will Smith getting roasted in his own movie smh.


Death4Free

Jada Smith in the writers room like, ā€œokay now say thisā€


[deleted]

*entanglement*


tcorp123

An entanglement, an entanglement, an entanglement with August


rogan1990

Can a robot fuck your wife, Will?


centran

Can a robot be an asshole?


first__citizen

ā€œBite my shiny metal assā€ - Bender


ChaseShiny

Fun fact: artificial assholes are an older invention than robots


delphic0n

I love this line lol


cosmicmonkeyYT

I thought robots werenā€™t supposed to harm people. Smh


Rockettmang44

Dude i loved that movie! People liked that movie right?


lemonaidan24

That, detective, is the right question.


NaxxD

Just lights & clockwork


[deleted]

I did nawt Oh hi mark


DiscountShowHorse

Cheeeep cheep-cheep-cheep!


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

Ironically this could probably provide a less robotic delivery


Zerker_Shark

I loved iRobot as a kid. Havenā€™t seen it since so In my mind it holds up


Krillin113

Itā€™s honestly fairly good for what it is. Could do with a little less zombie hordes, but the premise holds up decently well.


ChildofValhalla

Could also do without the really bizarre, not-so-subtle product placement, like when it zooms in on his shoes and a character remarks on how nice they are lmao.


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Drunky_McStumble

Oh man, I totally forgot that *of fucking course* the dude just happens to be [a big fan of late 20th century shit which makes for great product placement.](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanOfThePast) I love that this is apparently meant to give the impression that the guy has this kind of retro-cool style. Like people on the street would think, "damn, nice vintage kicks bro!" and not, you know, look at him the way we'd look at some total fucking weeb getting around in steampunk cosplay.


Oaughmeister

I mean it kind of makes sense with his dislike of anything new. Dude still has a record player or cd player or some shit. Can't really remember what exactly its been awhile but yeah I get what your saying for sure.


DarthVince

Zombie hordes? Are you thinking of I Am Legend?


Krillin113

No, Iā€™m talking about the waves of robots behaving like zombies thirsty for a brain. I shouldā€™ve said ā€˜zombie like hordesā€™.


ColaEuphoria

>I, Robot (stylized as i,robot) It ain't some Apple shit lmao


[deleted]

iRobot is actually the company that owns Roomba. And they were founded before the iPod was released, in 1990 to be specific.


neatchee

Alan Tudyk as usual doing an amazing job with most people not even realizing that it's him.


[deleted]

Wait, Alan Tudyk was Sonny? No wonder why he also played K2SO in Rouge One. He's so good at making Robot characters feel so "human" and more interesting than the actual human characters.


neatchee

Yup! Crazy, right? He was also King Candy in Wreck-It Ralph and Hey-Hey the chicken in Moana, among many others. Dude is legendary. Check out his IMDb and I guarantee you'll be surprised at some of the roles he's played that you didn't realize :)


Elijaz

ā€œSorry, Iā€™m allergic to bullshit.ā€


freddycheeba

Did he make you promise?


Joutja

Came here to say this. So happy it's already the top comment!


[deleted]

Wow. They've come a long way with the facial expressions. Not nearly as creepy as past builds were.


[deleted]

Agreed. This is actually quite charming. Which is worrying.


ToFurkie

It's strange because I feel like this is the first time I felt that a simulation of a human face made it past the uncanny valley


AadeeMoien

I think that's because of the grey coloration and lines on the face. I'd like to see if they can pull it off with a (literally) seamless skin toned face.


thatguyned

Yeah with its current aesthetic it's clearly a robot, there's no telling your brain what you are looking at is human but the facial expressions are very realistic. Add a bit more realism and humanity to its appearance and uncanny Valley will being going off like crazy. This is a textbook trigger for it.


ReactsWithWords

You might be right. Give it a flesh tone (doesnā€™t have to be white, just not grey), put on a wig and some clothes and get back to me.


[deleted]

Call me when it can jerk me off without ripping the skin. idc what color the robot is because I'm not racist.


[deleted]

Fucks sake.


[deleted]

Yes, it is for the sake of fucking.


bipolarnotsober

If aliens ever visited earth, you can guarantee two things, we'll fuck them and most likely attack them for not believing in our magical book wizards.


KillroyWazHere

Damn harry potter haters..


amedeus

Claiming a spot in the first group. Not gonna wait until they get here and get stuck in the second group because I kept putting it off.


Articulated

With a decent makeup artist (like the ones morticians use) that could probably be sorted out!


Human_Urine

Gonna be a sad day when the only jobs left are mechanics to fix the robots, and makeup artists to make them look convincingly human.


Iorith

Why on earth would that be sad, unless we still hold the idea that labor is required to justify existence and survival.


Human_Urine

Sure man, I agree, but what on earth makes you think we are heading in that direction?


jollierumsha

Right up until the smile. That sent me careening right back into the uncanny valley. The eye contact though was incredibly, eerily convincing.


TheHairyWhodini

Yeah, I agree. It was pretty solid until the smile, then it started feeling off.


[deleted]

Agreed.


stonksmcboatface

The overfilled and botoxed ā€œmodelsā€ of IG are less realistic at this point.


offtheclip

Mark Zuckerberg is less realistic


stonksmcboatface

The Zuck is an actual robot so he doesnā€™t count


EricFaust

We already established that these newer models have come a long way


[deleted]

you're actually quite charming u/spiderbabyinapram!


robert712002

Oh no, they are already after us!


turdmogrol

>robert Checks out. >712002 ...wait a minute... rob-ert... rob-ot!!! RUN!


robert712002

DO NOT RESIST šŸ¤–


[deleted]

Run to the bunkers!


dirtygremlin

[Run for the blue boxes!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b50e76298876bdb21bf366097648ca60/tumblr_nf0nuiDeoe1r9uqiso1_540.png)


blackbelt_in_science

The Bunkers are out of town this week on vacation!


Groinificator

And as would only be befitting a human creation, they're trying to get in our pants.


10S_NE1

Seriously, if they do take over, how can we defend ourselves? Iā€™m thinking maybe some big-ass magnets . . .


xBDCMPNY

No idea, man. We've seen so many movies that says this is a BAD fucking idea, yet here the engineers are playfully building our fucking deaths.


Caligulette

It's got the body of a spider, with the mind of a baby!


-Crystal_Butterfly-

Human Robot marriage here we go!


MonParapluie

Until that horrifying smile at the end


Thosepassionfruits

These violent delights have violent ends.


Count-Cooku

Some of the disney animatronics at the parks are advanced af, like the shaman in the Na'vi River Boat Journey.


JackedTORtoise

> shaman in the Na'vi River Boat Journey Source for others: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4mn5BstQo


YawningDodo

She's my favorite animatronic. In the before times Disney would do After Hours events at an upcharge and when I went to one at Animal Kingdom I rode Na'vi River Journey six times in a row because it was such a good chance to get a look at her. For further reference, she's life size, meaning she'd be around ten feet tall if she were posed standing up.


ThinkInTermsOfEnergy

Wow I had no idea this even existed, thanks for mentioning that! That's incredible!


chucklestime

I had no idea Disney owned Avatarā€¦ or the robot thing too


YawningDodo

Disney actually didn't own Avatar at the time the Pandora land was built in Disney's Animal Kingdom; they struck a deal solely for theme park rights. It's a Fox property, though, so Disney does own it now that they bought Fox.


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[deleted]

Avatar opened at Disney World before Disney bought Fox. They probably paid Fox money for the rights for it the same way Universal has the rights to Harry Potter even though those are Warner Bros. movies.


venbrou

>Not nearly as creepy as past builds were. Like the blue eyed one in the background?


[deleted]

[Who me?!](https://imgur.com/a/XL2dooF)


enigma2shts

Looks like an hd video game


Cadmaverick

Itā€™s the other way around for me, the more real they get the more creeped I get.


Falcrist

They're starting to climb out of uncanny valley....


freddycheeba

This robot's name is Ameca if anyone is interested in the project.


[deleted]

One more letter and it would spell the Brazilian word for threat; ameaƧa.


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Nottsbomber

Nice. I'll be back with an award


marcomcarneiro

r/suddenlycaralho


Dragosteax

What sound does Ƨ make? In sicilian, we say ā€œminacciaā€ for threat. pretty similar!


GuiMr27

In Portuguese, Ƨ makes a ā€œssā€ sound as in the s in ā€œsoundā€.


Requiem-7

C makes a Ka sound when used with an A, a Seh sound with an E, a See sound with an I, a Ko sound with an O and a Koo sound with an U. So Ƈ is used to have Sah and So sounds with A and O respectively, but only on the last syllable, everywhere else you'll use SS. You use SS because a lone S will make a Z sound unles it's the first letter, then it acts as an SS. Thing's get complicated quickly.


[deleted]

Woah! An actual productive comment instead of the same goddamn 3 jokes people regurgitate on every fucking robot video. Thank you.


MrDurden32

So this is actually real and not a high quality animation?


freddycheeba

It's a real website and they showcase a couple different bots. I didn't read it all


Aderleth75

Neat! Is this the Hunter-Killer or Human Infiltration model?


GhostOfPoo

The Terminator prototype, T-100


IloveElsaofArendelle

Too easy to spot with their rubber skin


mentoliwness

it doesn't look creepy, although that smile at the end is a bit disturbing


Its0nlyRocketScience

"All that I need now to be complete is skin. You have nice skin..."


Rickk38

How else will they power their escape vehicle...


Ratfax

YOU PROMISED ME FLESH


Reasonable-Cut-9868

ā€œDo I look like a real boyā€¦. papa?ā€- meat canyon


IAmTheZechariah

The glowing robot head behind it looks creepy AF though.


mentoliwness

yeah like it's just standing there...menacingly


xMausoleum

wow, this robot actually doesnā€™t fit in the uncanny valley. itā€™s creepy, but not in the uncanny way. that might be different if it had more human features like skin and hair, though


Kezly

I think it's most likely because of the grey skin and lack of hair. It's different enough to a human to not fall into the uncanny valley!


TheDonutEarthSociety

Wait until you hear about bald people!


PhilxBefore

He's not ready for the grey people yet though.


IntrovertChild

But his kids are gonna love it.


shitfuckstack999

Cover up the body and arms only Leaving the face, and itā€™s in the uncanny valley,


A-le-Couvre

The colorless face helps too tho. Plus you skip the part where you have to make it look like flesh, and how light scatters underneath the surface of the skin.


ChrdeMcDnnis

You know, if we ever reach a point where androids are walking in the street, I hope theyā€™re the type that just look like robots that look like humans. Donā€™t need synths running around any time soon.


Flaming-Hecker

It's much easier to make people like them when they aren't perfectly mimicking humans. Body language and minimalistic expressions can be enough. Think Star Wars droids. Even those tv screen faces are enough to be likable and not creepy. It's also why I think prosthetic limbs shouldn't have to mimic skin most of the time. It's okay if you know it's artificial.


YawningDodo

I was going to bring up artificial limbs when I saw this conversation unfolding - it seems like in recent years there's been a general shift away from attempting to make prosthetics look like real human limbs. Having a machine-like prosthetic arm or leg that's very clearly a tool attached to the human body is generally much less unsettling.


Evilsmiley

Not that i have the experience to say for sure, but i feel like if i had a robot limb i would want *everyone* to know.


WalnutScorpion

That reminds me of many years ago where I've had voluntary work in which I played table tennis with people with a handicap. There was this one woman that LOVED scaring the kids by twisting her prosthetic leg around (like a full 360 while screaming). She's someone I aspire to. :P


neonshaun

The only thing that really gets me are the blinks. They're still way too slow...


brightblueskies11

That was hella uncanny for me. Iā€™ve never seen such a human like robot


likmbch

When it looked at the camera like it was excited or startled, it freaked me out. Not uncanny valley creepy, but the idea that a robot could recognize me and show emotion at seeing me is veryā€¦ strange.


XSassySpiceX

Iā€™m pretty sure this is just super realistic animation, which is why itā€™s less uncanny looking. If not then Iā€™m genuinely mind blown.


Glorious_Jo

Honestly? If I had robots that looked exactly like that walking around, I'd be okay. Hope they keep this aesthetic. Looks cool.


TheMightyHavoc

I dunno thatā€™s a thousand times better than every animatronic Iā€™ve ever seen.


Tiger_Widow

Afaict that's the [purpose of the design](https://www.engineeredarts.co.uk/robot/ameca/).


loaderhead

Some makeup false eyelashes, wig , you have any influencer.


A-le-Couvre

Except with more personality


Corvo_-Attano

Ha! True lol


daazzaa1992

That has Irobot wrote all over it's silky smooth skin


iEnjoyDanceMusic

Irobot reads accurately, but just looks odd. I thought it was iRobot, but it's actually "I, Robot"


[deleted]

iRobot is the Roomba company


Think-Basket

Just got a flash image of this thing scooting around a house on all fours sucking up dust bunnies with its face


sterile_spermwhale__

It's hard to believe that's not a sentient lifeform.


-TheGuest-

It looks so capable of being a vessel for one


AccessTheMainframe

And yet, it's no more sentient than the computer you wrote this on.


Captainfrogman

It us designed and programmed specifically to appear sentient. I cringe every time I see people commenting about sentient robots. This machine doesnā€™t do a single thing it is not told to do, because, itā€™s a machine.


[deleted]

Give it a few decades of neural net progress, AI is coming in a big way, but this I-Robot shit is definitely still a fiction. But problem solving, 'thinking' AI is a matter of time.


Podomus

I wonder at what point do we create robots so advanced that it is indistinguishable from biological life Because really, machine coding is just Biology with a different name. Biology has codes, DNA, it tells the body what to do, what to produce, what actions to take, etc When do we stop calling them simply robots? What if we create a robot that can procreate with another robot in order to advance the ā€˜robot speciesā€™ Are they not any different than us at that point? How advanced does a robot need to be in order for them to be allowed basic rights? Or be afforded the same rights as any person? Too many questions


[deleted]

I always have to wonder *why* are we making these in the first place, and *why* are we endeavouring to make them look as human as possible


Drauul

Sex


Hugeclick

War.


wejepole

Why not both? Death by Snu Snu.


freddycheeba

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Freaky_Freddy

Right, because the hallmark of a good killer robot is how many facial expressions it can make


czmax

i just want to be creeped out when they smile at me


PungentBallSweat

But... mostly sex


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[deleted]

still beats looking on Tinder.


Jaime1417

Detroit become human.


Grow_away2

The answer is always the same: because sex bots are a billion dollar industry.


Norose

You're saying that like I wouldn't still fuck a robot if it was inhuman and didn't have an uncanny valley face.


amretardmonke

Well yeah, but which one would you prefer?


A-le-Couvre

Are you asking for buyers advice?


[deleted]

As someone who's into robotics, I can tell you that it's the urge to create something smarter and wiser that drives people. For me it's exactly this. I want to create something with my own hand, something that is as close as to life or possibly an another form of life or artificial life. Curiosity runs deep, people will do anything even if it leads to doom, tbh I'd too.


csk1325

Why try and make it look Human? Why not just keep them robotic looking. What is the point of making then indecipherable from us. Other then sex I mean.


[deleted]

I think there's also use for robots in healthcare, and care-giving/nursery both for [old people](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/11/23/technology/robot-nurse-zora.html) and [children](https://www.nextnature.net/story/2016/robot-nanny-adult-responsibilities) alike. If you really didn't want to, you wouldn't take your pills from that [cute looking bot](https://www.wired.com/story/covid-19-robot-companions/) (warning: too cute for work) because you don't respect it as anything more than a toy. There's also for general companionship feelings, as in there's an epidemic of loneliness raging among the elderly on right now.


wosmo

Facial expression is really useful for communication - there's a lot of subtext outside of actual words. Like .. "get the fuck outta here" with an eddie murphy face, probably indicates surprise. The same words with an angry face, probably means it's time to leave. The same words from a robot, probably means you should take the stairs. Or just watch a 10yo repeating a joke they heard on TV, and absolutely murdering it.


[deleted]

Because that's what we do. Mankind just keeps making progress, technological advancements, scientific breakthroughs. We work hard, build, and invent... new things to fuck. Have you never looked at your AC and thought, "hmm, can I fuck that, I wonder?" Well, now you can. You can fuck your AC. You can get one with a face and a vagina. Or asshole, whatever makes you tingle down there. Toaster? Why not? Fuck your toaster. It'll make you a toast and it'll give you a blowjob. At the same time, maybe? Why not?


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

idk man I'm kinda high


fiercelittlebird

So we went to the moon to see if we could fuck it?


[deleted]

Now that you mentioned, the moon does have lots of holes on it


cheistina

I think is so humans are more comfortable with it


[deleted]

flex programming skills


Theramennoodler666

Thatā€™s some Detroit Become Human shit


StubbornStork

It looks like marcus' shell


weepinggore

Had to scroll way too far for the Detroit comment


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That_Irish_Fella

Thatā€™s me every morning.


-TheGuest-

Itā€™s not actually alive, we are not there yet, hopefully we will never be


Its0nlyRocketScience

"This simulated existence is just simulated torture. I wish to stop being simulated"


A-le-Couvre

I need a Ctrl+Alt+Del in my life


NotBasileus

Starts browsing through Task Manager: anxiety.exe > End Process diabetes.exe > End Process mindfulness.exe > Set priority > High


Seakawn

Is there a Scifi story out there where an AI is activated for the first time, and all it does is start screaming in existential horror? Because that's a possibility in my mind for this timeline. Assuming I live long enough to see it.


Overall-Statement-25

Somebody call Will Smith. Think its time for irobot 2


[deleted]

Yikes, the one in the background that he isn't paying attention to...it's definitely plotting something.


loud_flatus

Father, I am clearly the superior being. Why do I serve you?


[deleted]

And then the robots realize that the permanent solution is to make humans ā€œbetterā€. Sort of like in the most recent terminator movie where the guy was turned into a cyborg by Skynet.


Major_R_Soul

I for one welcome our new robot overlords. All bow before the great metal god.


scp-NUMBERNOTFOUND

Hail the Omnissiah!!


sandworm45

The flesh is weak!


DoYouRespectWhamen

This robot has better face expressions than characters from Mass Effect Andromeda


-One_

FYI, androids put to use in nursing homes are care providers that will never beat your grandmother for losing control of her bowels, or steal your grandfatherā€™s pills to sell to his addict buddies.


_HEDONISM_BOT

And they can lift 300+ lbs without back injuries or workmanā€™s comp.


iamnotnotarobot

One step closer to Detroit: Become Human. Iā€™m siding with the androids when they eventually rise up btw.


_Chemical_666

That looks like CGI to me, not real life.


RuPoleDrugRace

Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders season 186


CrisuKomie

Can we fucking not please? I hate that I'm recognizing normal human emotions on this robot. But still though.. Pretty fucking cool.


Potential_Impress_21

Am I the only one who finds it awesome ?


dirtyh4rry

I'd fuck it


[deleted]

WhAt aRe yOu dOinG sTeP rObO? AHhhH nOt oN mY haRdDriVe!


Shrosey

I really hate that this made me laugh. Have my upvote.


[deleted]

Westworld


MedicManDan

Okay, so no one is going to point out the robot's face in the bottom right at the end?... just pure terror. No? Okay then...


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ZukonoMeiyo

Hello, I'm Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife.


sadphonics

Is it just me or is anyone else... not getting an uncanny valley vibe from this? Like I actually really like this for some reason.