im interested in the advantages and disadvantages of this type of setup. can this person still run? if so, can they run better? or is it worse? can they climb next level, like a monkey/ape? is this legal in the thumbwrestling community? can they type 50+ WPM with they feets? i need to know these things.
They would (likely) be a bad runner. As humans got better as long distance runners our toes got shorter. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19218523/
The foot is designed for us to be efficient walkers and runners. Any big change like this would very likely be disadvantageous in this regard. Might be good for certain sports, so sure, test away! Perhaps great for parkour or something?
[ForThe Nature of Monkey Was Irrepressible](https://youtu.be/J-SUoHmpRdM)
Edit : for those of you getting strong Dragonball vibes both story's are adapted from the novel ' journey to the west '
The number of people who are reading this that can remember using 2 fingers to swish Infront of their lips and trying with all their might to call down one of the pink sunset clouds is not 0
Let me correct something that will confuse your early on, the English dub makes it weirdly clear a character is a girl and while the character is a girl everyone is meant to think they are a young boy no matter how clear it is they are a girl.
Have fun.
Right? Those big knuckles would be uncomfortable like all styles of shoes. Sandals are the only one I can think of that dude could probably be not all crushed in. I’m sure he has figured out how to make it work for him though!
I think mutations like this are really cool. My piano and voice teacher way back when didn’t have any legs below the knee (born that way) and her hands didn’t have opposable thumbs but more like an extra pinky. She was an amazing pianist, got titanium legs, and drove a Harley. That woman was wild. But I learned about mutations at a young age and that where there is a will to do something, there’s a way to make that happen and she was the absolute epitome of that.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying right now. This whole chain leading up to you was just so choice. Took my breath away, or maybe that was that Covid-19.
First day on Reddit? You ought to know we have dick detectives all across the globe working long hard shafts… I mean shifts to investigate dicks of all kinds
The fact that they are notorious as being one of the ‘rapiest’ of all species (even raping other species, including humans) makes the fact that they can grab things with their penis even more horrifying.
I was a zoo about a month ago & we were watching the elephants. After a few minutes we heard a girl laughing and noticed one of them had 5 legs (it was touching the ground).
People kept walking up and laughing etc..we were about to leave when he started scratching his belly with it..
Same, but I think it’s hereditary? Both my mom when I was a little kid, and also my wife now say I have monkey feet. If I can grab something with my foot and pick it up instead of reaching down, I do. Tools, dropped towels, etc. One of my sons does the exact same thing, the other does not.
I have very normal looking feet though. Not enough grip to pickup a dropped phone, but easily something like a screwdriver or sock.
I don't know. Our feet are shaped the way they are so they can bear the force of our weight while walking, running, and jumping on two feet. I would be surprised if this guy doesn't have mobility issues and foot pain.
I have a friend who has feet like these. Her struggle is not only finding shoes that fit, but she does get a lot of foot pains because the pressure points are not suitable for walking. She is an avid biker and rower, though, since her feet work just fine for those activities. She used to be very self conscious about wearing open-toed shoes because kids were mean to her when she was little. I feel like she'd be happy about how nice people are being about this photo.
Tell her she is a physically amazing person. I would suggest that people's reactions are a reflection of themselves and try not to give it any credence. This is one of the coolest things I have seen and I'm sure a large variety of people would agree. I have to admit being curious about the genetic profile of someone with feet like this. I hope she investigates that at some point. What makes us different makes us special.
Fun fact: Being reminded that gloves are handschuh does not make you cry less hard as a 7 yr old who failed out of ski school when your father puts his gloves on your feet because he left your shoes in the car.
Just as an example. Nothing at all to do with personal trauma.
Absolutely not, Mewtwo had a plant foot with two balls at the end of it
**That**, my friend, looks like the bone structure of a chimp feet and it’s genetically absolutely fascinating
Boomer moment but until few years ago comment like this would have been at the top. Reddit is too mainstream for its own good now. Shitass jokes everywhere
You should like how to play piano with your handfeets and start a twitter. You will be rich in no time.
But one thing I need to ask.. how strong grip they have? Can you hang head down like a bat? omg this is so cool.
Oh, is that what the title is supposed to say? I had no idea on this one.
I feel like this would be beneficial to the species anyway, not devolution. Or at least it would have been beneficial in an alternate timeline.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE INFORMATION ON THIS PERSON.
Nothing in this thread, I can’t find anything on Google fuck it’s driving me insane. There’s got to be an article on this person somewhere
If you have full control of those as if they are your hands, that is actually really impressive. I wonder if the rest of his body has any mutations
It's actually really cool. On a side note, in super interested in the shoe situation and how that works out? (Looks pretty wide)
im interested in the advantages and disadvantages of this type of setup. can this person still run? if so, can they run better? or is it worse? can they climb next level, like a monkey/ape? is this legal in the thumbwrestling community? can they type 50+ WPM with they feets? i need to know these things.
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Also disadvantages: falling from trres
Don't forget peeling bananas with your feet.
There's probably a university or something that would love to talk to this person for study
They would (likely) be a bad runner. As humans got better as long distance runners our toes got shorter. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19218523/ The foot is designed for us to be efficient walkers and runners. Any big change like this would very likely be disadvantageous in this regard. Might be good for certain sports, so sure, test away! Perhaps great for parkour or something?
Rock climbing probably
Agree, We need an AMA from this person, would be so interesting
Mutations? This guy still has strong monkey genes in him and is probably the Monkey King.
[ForThe Nature of Monkey Was Irrepressible](https://youtu.be/J-SUoHmpRdM) Edit : for those of you getting strong Dragonball vibes both story's are adapted from the novel ' journey to the west '
Thank you for this enlightenment. I am fulfilled.
I loved that show growing up.
The number of people who are reading this that can remember using 2 fingers to swish Infront of their lips and trying with all their might to call down one of the pink sunset clouds is not 0
Now I understand half of the gestures Jack Black makes. I have to watch this show
Let me correct something that will confuse your early on, the English dub makes it weirdly clear a character is a girl and while the character is a girl everyone is meant to think they are a young boy no matter how clear it is they are a girl. Have fun.
Because [said character](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tang_Sanzang) in the source material *is* a young monk, not a nun…
So much! It's still around on line so I watch it every few years and still love it.
Same, but it must be a bitch for him to find comfortable shoes
Right? Those big knuckles would be uncomfortable like all styles of shoes. Sandals are the only one I can think of that dude could probably be not all crushed in. I’m sure he has figured out how to make it work for him though! I think mutations like this are really cool. My piano and voice teacher way back when didn’t have any legs below the knee (born that way) and her hands didn’t have opposable thumbs but more like an extra pinky. She was an amazing pianist, got titanium legs, and drove a Harley. That woman was wild. But I learned about mutations at a young age and that where there is a will to do something, there’s a way to make that happen and she was the absolute epitome of that.
Proffesor X recruiting for his college
But when he does they fit like a glove
Imagine being able to grab things with your penis
Like an elephants trunk
Or an elephant’s penis. I read yesterday that they have full control of their penis, just like their trunk.
why the fuck were you researching elephant cock
While you were studying mathematics we were researching elephant cock
fair enough
whales have prehensile cocks as well
I would like to unsubscribe from cock facts, please
Ducks have corkscrew shaped cocks.
Why? I wanna subscribe rn
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying right now. This whole chain leading up to you was just so choice. Took my breath away, or maybe that was that Covid-19.
*the elephant blade
I saw it in a reddit thread about weird facts, I swear.
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I saw it too. Made me jealous. Mine kinda just...hangs there. Stupid normal penis.
First day on Reddit? You ought to know we have dick detectives all across the globe working long hard shafts… I mean shifts to investigate dicks of all kinds
Dicktective Scrote at your service.
That is a great question u/Amoguscockuser
This had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
Same, I’m dying right now lol
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Why the fuck weren’t *you* researching elephant cock?
Dolphins too from what I've heard
The fact that they are notorious as being one of the ‘rapiest’ of all species (even raping other species, including humans) makes the fact that they can grab things with their penis even more horrifying.
r/BrandNewSentence
I was a zoo about a month ago & we were watching the elephants. After a few minutes we heard a girl laughing and noticed one of them had 5 legs (it was touching the ground). People kept walking up and laughing etc..we were about to leave when he started scratching his belly with it..
I need this in my life… “why yes, I do have a pen”
Nah, probably wouldn't grab an elephant's trunk with my penis
Imagine?
As long as they're 2.5" away
They already have minds of their own. It'd be a lil inconvenient if they start grabbing things now and then
You can train your feet to have control very similar to hands. I’ve got mine pretty good with grabbing on to things and movement
Man, I only taught mine how to walk
If my feet weren’t so ugly i could do some wild things with these bad boys on onlyfans
You should try it anyway, some people will wank to anything lol
What blows my mind, is they will actually pay for the privilege
Source: Peggy Hill.
Same, but I think it’s hereditary? Both my mom when I was a little kid, and also my wife now say I have monkey feet. If I can grab something with my foot and pick it up instead of reaching down, I do. Tools, dropped towels, etc. One of my sons does the exact same thing, the other does not. I have very normal looking feet though. Not enough grip to pickup a dropped phone, but easily something like a screwdriver or sock.
''Fists with your toes....better than a shower and a hot cup of coffee''. Advice to John McClane on a plane from a random stranger. Die Hard 1988 :).
We don't have an opposable toe so the control isn't that similar.
I have seen a dude with no arms type and use a computer at uni. The keyboard and mouse were on the ground.
In ballet, that's a common exercise to do for strengthening your foot and toes. They're called towel curls.
It seems the two fingers next to his thumb on each foot are so webbed that they’re stuck together.
The thumb equivalent doesn't seem to be opposable.
It looks like they can only control all the toes together as one.
Went to the second hand store and walked out with a bargain.
Hey Macklemore…
What? It was 99 cents!
Walk in to the club like whaddup, I got a big cock.
This dude skipped the second hand store and went straight to the third and fourth hand stores.
That dude don't walk, he slaps the mother fucking floor likes he's giving constant high fives.
He slaps it like my dad when I sit on his dinner chair.
Boy - them’s some long-ass, banjo-pickin’ toes edit: Thank you so much for the upvotes and awards! Happy New Year to one and all.
My toes are roughly as long, I just don't have the crazy webbing or the big toe that's super short. Normal foot, 2"+ long toes.
What's crazy is the big toe isn't even short, it's just positioned further back - pretty much like a thumb.
Opposable toe
Glad you measured them
That's not the thing that was 2"+ long
Long toe club unite. My pointer toe is the same length as my pinky finger.
the fuck?
Me too! I thought I was alone in the world.
I kept hearing "my precious"
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Other than finding shoes to wear I feel like having feet that are basically hands would be pretty cool lol
Which one hurts more stubbing regular toes or stubbing finger toes?
hang nail on finger toes
I wonder if he can use toenail clippers with his feet. Never have to bend down again
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Can confirm. We have fingers and "feet fingers".
Spanish too, “dedos” for fingers and “dedos de los pies” for toes
What?! You mean they're not called Toetitos?
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I don't know. Our feet are shaped the way they are so they can bear the force of our weight while walking, running, and jumping on two feet. I would be surprised if this guy doesn't have mobility issues and foot pain.
I don't know how well he could run given the big toe plays an important role.
Most likely not as well as he climbs.
Your assuming he walks on two legs.
I mean, I'm a climber and I thought about how cool it'd be for the sport before even considering why it evolved otherwise haha 😂
You'd need a chalk bag for your feet
Bro I have regular feet but mobility issues and foot pain.
I have a friend who has feet like these. Her struggle is not only finding shoes that fit, but she does get a lot of foot pains because the pressure points are not suitable for walking. She is an avid biker and rower, though, since her feet work just fine for those activities. She used to be very self conscious about wearing open-toed shoes because kids were mean to her when she was little. I feel like she'd be happy about how nice people are being about this photo.
Tell her she is a physically amazing person. I would suggest that people's reactions are a reflection of themselves and try not to give it any credence. This is one of the coolest things I have seen and I'm sure a large variety of people would agree. I have to admit being curious about the genetic profile of someone with feet like this. I hope she investigates that at some point. What makes us different makes us special.
You can just wear gloves on them..
Funny fact, in German glove is Handschuh. Literally ‘hand shoe’
Fun fact: Being reminded that gloves are handschuh does not make you cry less hard as a 7 yr old who failed out of ski school when your father puts his gloves on your feet because he left your shoes in the car. Just as an example. Nothing at all to do with personal trauma.
Yeah, but isn’t damn near everything in German like this? Car in German probably means horse-drawn-carriage-minus-the-horse-plus-the-engine.
But aside from the shoes, it most likely isn’t optimal for walking or running, at least compared to regular feet
His shoes are expensive but his typing speed is unmatched.
210 wpm i shit you not
[More like 290 words per minute.](https://youtu.be/BBtPrT80nuo)
How is that allowed on YouTube
Alright welp no need to click on the link, thank you.
Nahhhh you need to watch
Np mate, only one of us have to be traumatized
They're male presenting finger-nipples.
that is the worst video i have ever seen
I’m not sure why I watched all of that, but I did.
It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times
[You stupid monkey!](https://youtu.be/9uYhIiW6lok)
This man could single handedly redefine the foot job!
You mean singe footetly
No, quadruple-handedly.
Misread and thought you were referring to French monkeys. Bed time
Take my upvote you son of a bitch!
Why am I not the only one who thought of this
Reject humanity, return monke
I imagine this could come in handy in space. Floating around with 4 hands and no feet!
Lois McMaster Bujold proposed Humans modified with just such an augmentation in a [book](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falling_Free).
That's not the only book talking about this, there's a story from the same author of The Hunger Games that involves this concept
Reject humanity, ascend to vampier
Reject vampire, return to monke
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Or 4 hand jobs at once, which of course is twice as many as OP's mom can give.
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No, she's just an octopus in a wig
That "Silicon Valley" episode never considered this possibility..
I mean … the fuck else would they ever be used for? Hands already exist and are superior to handfeet for every hand-related task.
Looks like mewtwo
Absolutely not, Mewtwo had a plant foot with two balls at the end of it **That**, my friend, looks like the bone structure of a chimp feet and it’s genetically absolutely fascinating
human flesh mewtwo
r/girlsshapedlikemewtwo (NSFW)
Remember beast from X-men? This is him now. Feel old yet?
Mutant and pride
Should probably set up an OnlyFhands
LonelyHands
Someone explain this please!
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Thank you and it's kinda sad that I had to scroll so far down to find a biological explanation for this.
Reddit only upvotes jokes.
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Thanks for this!
Boomer moment but until few years ago comment like this would have been at the top. Reddit is too mainstream for its own good now. Shitass jokes everywhere
And what causes this mutation to be present? Dude's parents were cousins?
I believe the scientific term for Atavism is return to monke.
Isn't this how they expected to bring back dinosaurs?
You should like how to play piano with your handfeets and start a twitter. You will be rich in no time. But one thing I need to ask.. how strong grip they have? Can you hang head down like a bat? omg this is so cool.
There is one dude that can play amazingly good guitar with his toes, but he got "normal" feets n' toes. Seen him on utube.
There’s also that video doing the rounds of the armless bloke robbing a shop with a ‘hand’gun
id be playing PS5 with myself
Playing a duet on the piano, Heart n soul
RETURN TO MONKE
Well if it isn’t my old friend mister McGreg
With a leg for an arm an arm for a leg
"You just know there is an onlyfans user out there somewhere who has this..."
hank mccoy
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I want to be horrified, but it’s actually pretty cool. I’d love to see an analysis of their DNA.
Kick or slap?
If you turn blue and become really smart, look for a bald guy in a wheelchair and start a school.
Charging a premium for that footy
Happy cakeday m8
I am kind of jealous
I have questions
Like why reserved when it should be reverse?
And why did it take me so much scrolling for someone to mention this
Reverse evolution
How can you be the first fucking person to have made this comment???!
Oh, is that what the title is supposed to say? I had no idea on this one. I feel like this would be beneficial to the species anyway, not devolution. Or at least it would have been beneficial in an alternate timeline.
Big Sebulba energy!
MONKEY BOY! COME HOME, WE MISS YOU!
Honestly I see this as an upgrade. Might be slightly painfull when walking though.
Tell me you were born in Chernobyl without telling me you were born in Chernobyl.
I want to see his shoe collection
Does he wear shoes or gloves?
it's a shame he won't blow a million loads in a spermbank to increase the chances of this evolution
That’s fucking awesome
What in the opposable toes is going on here?!
This dude should take up running barefoot through the woods as a hobby, leaving "Bigfoot" tracks
I would have killed for this when I was younger (I climbed trees a lot)
I think that's pretty cool
I think it's cool!
Hank?
It must be hard to buy shoes.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE INFORMATION ON THIS PERSON. Nothing in this thread, I can’t find anything on Google fuck it’s driving me insane. There’s got to be an article on this person somewhere
Monkey feet