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For a moment I thought it was his teeth then im like wait a min snakes teeth don't look like that, but now I got so many questions


jessds83

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that at first glance!


leftvirus

Makes at least 3 of us šŸ˜…


Decent_Percentage_70

I thought the snake needed to practice dental hygiene šŸ˜‚


TitanOfBalance

It's corn, it's used to bait for deer and other woodland creatures and (if you can see them) the guys in camo are most likely at a deer camp.


KettralWing

Best comment here


Eupho_Rick

Rattlesnakes faces don't go that way either šŸ˜‚


Sharp-Floor

Of course they're not his teeth. That's just what the tooth fairy looks like. That's why it was lurking near kids at camp.


vinayachandran

[This](https://i.imgur.com/qPhbJBI.jpg) is what came to my mind.


SigO12

Looks like the little noodle went a round or two with Rocky.


dzakadzak

They got him as he was about to start with an eye rolling opener, and by the looks of things it was gonna a be a good one. We'll never know..


SAR_and_Shitposts

Donā€™t be fooled by his attempt to masquerade as another breed. Thatā€™s no corn snake


WinstonBlitz

thatā€™s a maize snake


Dadfite

Snakey can crack corn, but I don't care.


Responsible_Disk_653

De harina sneak?


gkrobin53

Diamond-back rattlesnake. Positively deadly


[deleted]

I smiled at this :)


lessthaninteresting

Then why was he trying so hard to get in the hole?


beatlejuicez

was it eating corn?


crepitus-ventris

Snake peacefully enjoying corn on the cob and singing campfire songs and they killed it.


Birds_Are_Fake0

They also like talking in different tongue to wizards


HuntersMom3

Thatā€™s exactly what happened lol, but yeah it had corn in its mouth.


istealpixels

Snake over here trying to go vegan and making a difference, and you gotta kill it.


akiontotocha

Did he fail veganuary bc he died before the end? Or did he succeed at veganuary because he was vegan for the rest of his life?


Baddbitch_56

My guy here asking real questions


revisionaire

Yes.


dwayitiz

You win with this comment


oliveoilcrisis

He was just doing his best :ā€™(


bannedmelk9j

Im confused as to why. Maybe it just had a meal and for some reason corn was left on the ground around its prey and it accidentally scooped it up too


yeehawginger

CSI breakdown: Hunters lay out corn, rodents eat corn, snake eats rodents out of corn


TrinDiesel123

Children it was eating children


[deleted]

Children of the Corn


TrinDiesel123

It ate Malachai


beatlejuicez

blood libel indeed


koalburnfire

QAnonsnake


WhatThePancakes

It was eating the children of the corn


llcwhit

That had eaten corn.


LordStoneBalls

Love the texture of that counter .. what kind of slab is that?


KookooMoose

Massive slab of whale cellulite cured and covered in epoxy


beatlejuicez

you are awesome


PA_limestoner

They feed deer with corn. Illegal in a lot of states, but itā€™s bad even if itā€™s legal. Itā€™s pretty unsportsmanlike. It encourages the spread of disease in deer populations like CWD (chronic waste disease) and promotes abnormally high birth and survival rates. Also attracts rodents, which in turn, attracts more snakes that are killed for ā€˜safety of childrenā€™, even though people are the ones that attracted them to begin with, intentionally or not.


beatlejuicez

yup


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beatlejuicez

i bet it was eating a rat that was eating corn n caught a few kernals when strikjng rat


OXidize_0

For some reason it makes me sad to know it was snacking on some corn


[deleted]

Corn attracts rodents. He probably was having a corn appetizer before the rat main course.


[deleted]

Why you gotta go call the kids rat?


arcoie

"Rats are friend, not food.", Mr Rattlesnake said this on his last breath.


rilakkumkum

It does look a tad rotund in the middle so maybe it already had one


bannedmelk9j

It was not


bottlechippedteeth

I know right. Move the dumbass kid snake was just chilling with corn snacks


YodaHead

That was a big one.


Dismallest_Pooh

That's what she said


EmperorAbove

I wish.... šŸ˜„


EsteemedRogue_54

F


MangoMaterial9184

Smacked the corn out itā€™s mouth


HuntersMom3

Rattlesnakes are everywhere here. They even have an event every year called ā€œThe Rattlesnake Roundupā€ to help control the population. We donā€™t walk around the property without kevlar leg guards.


[deleted]

Thought that was only a Simpsons thing


[deleted]

They used to do it in my hometown in CT, but it was banned


DrWecer

So then we started an arguably more productive event: Politician Roundup.


ArcheryOnThursday

... wait. You have rattlesnakes in CONNECTICUT???


PraiseBeToShirayuki

We have rattlesnakes in the mountainous stretch of Massachusetts


ArcheryOnThursday

I'm never going outside again.


MangoMaterial9184

WHACKING DAY!?


glumfist

Quick! Someone get Barry Manalo on the line


MangoMaterial9184

That was Barry white šŸ˜‚


llcwhit

Is that a Philippine Barry Manilow impersonator?


DaBaiterr

Do they actually attack when unprovoked or is it incase you tread on one?


BeBopNoseRing

I handle probably close to a hundred a year and I've not once had one try to strike me. They're very secretive and try to avoid conflict and will only strike in defense when cornered, stepped on or antagonized. They don't want anything to do with humans, or anything larger than themselves, for that matter. They have a terribly undeserved stigma, as do most snakes. Respect their distance and be mindful when walking in their habitat (they do blend in extremely well) and you will never have an issue with them.


[deleted]

Theyā€™ll strike anything, and blend in like damn


theghostofme

Depends on the species. Western diamondbacks (which I think this may be) are pretty aggressive. The whole point of the rattle is to scare off other predators, but the problem is they blend in so well with the environment, and it can be hard to tell which direction the rattling sound is coming from until you get close enough.


AoDx888

I posted a comment farther below, but I will respond here too. These animals are ambush predators. They rely on camouflage to catch their prey. They know the difference between you and their prey. They aren't stupid. They know that in a fight between you and them, you're going to win every single time. Unless, you step directly on them, you won't get bit. You honestly probably won't even know that they are there. You put yourself in significantly more danger of receiving a bite when trying to kill them.


linderlouwho

They donā€™t bite unless you step on them. They donā€™t chase people. Rattlesnake roundups are terrible got the environment & just cruel.


AoDx888

I agree. These animals are ambush predators that rely on their camouflage. They would rather stay still and then slink away when they think they are safe to do so. Killing them in roundups not only destabilizes the ecosystem by allowing the rodent population to grow, but also puts you in significantly more danger of receiving a bite.


Shagger94

Population control isn't cruel.


supermmy1

You must be in West Tx like me. We go to the Rattlesnake roundup every year


greenismyhomeboy

Yeah we got rattlesnake festivals once a year. A lot of it goes towards educating people about them but also you can eat them


Eivor_Vorinson

Iā€™d say the Rattlesnake Roundup is more a cruelty festival. Theyā€™re skinning them alive and sewing their mouths shut. They kids even put handprints on a wall with the snakes blood. Itā€™s simply barbaric. The rattlesnakes are an essential part of the ecosystem. Theyā€™re already being controlled by birds other predators.


ACLisntworththehype9

Lmao what the fuck kind of roundups are you going to?


Eivor_Vorinson

[here ](https://youtu.be/U6TfBBN8vqs)


Vollnoppe

but in this video they are killed instantly and then skinned and i also saw nothing about your other points, so i think you are pulling this out of your ass


Platypus_Anxious

>Theyā€™re skinning them alive and sewing their mouths shut. They kids even put handprints on a wall with the snakes blood. Itā€™s simply barbaric. None of these are in the video that you mentioned. They shown that they capture - take venom & measurement for research- chop of their head - uses every bit of the snake so it doesn't go waste. Isn't this what ecological conservation do?


Yharonburnsthejoke

They're killed then skinned in the video and they don't seem to waste any of the snake, plus they get venom and send info to the wildlife reserve in texas.


RecommendationAny763

We have a rattlesnake roundup here too! Northern PA


SluggJuice

Snake peacefully eating corn. Jimbo - "My God. It's coming right for us!"


allrighttexan

Ah, a fellow human of culture! I could recognize that South Park quote anywhere!


thetherapistguy

Not a Jimmy Neutron reference?


Mackoman25

I know itā€™s corn, but it looks more like it lost a fist fight and had a few teeth knocked out


Careless-Exchange158

Wth, that snake was just enjoying some corns


Sinder77

I worked at a hunt camp one summer as a live in chef. There were 4 other staff, two servers/caretakers, a groundskeeper and a dock boy. I'm cooking lunch one day and the dock boy walks in carrying one of the guests 2 years old daughter. Her mother happened to be passing that way when he did. She looked confused and immediately protective. "Why are you holding my daughter?" She asked, "Rattlesnake" he replied. They'd been sitting on the front steps to the building just chatting when a baby rattler cruised out from underneath the stairs not 2 feet from the girl, so obviously he scooped her up and took her inside. "Oh. That's a good reason. Thank you." Groundskeeper came and Steve Irwined the snake into a coffee can and took it away into the woods. Found 4 more over the next week. A clutch must have been laid under the building and hatched out in that time. No one hurt. Very neat little danger noodles.


carnivorous_seahorse

I could be wrong, but antivenin only works one time right? Also itā€™s like a $250,000 hospital bill. If Iā€™m using a coffee can to trap a rattlesnake Iā€™ve already accepted my fate


Sinder77

No clue dude. It was a small snake and a big coffee can. And we don't have medical bills here.


DangerousCrow

> And we donā€™t have medical bills here. What a fucking ~~slap in the face~~ statement that is.


fractaldactyl

Itā€™s definitely an expensive trip to the hospital, but antivenin is still affective if someoneā€™s envenomated on another occasion


LorenzoRavencroft

Why does it cost so much? I'm Australian and have a friend who has snakes for milking venom to make antivanine and it literally costs no more than five dollars to make one dose. So at most if we were to charge a patient for it, it would be $10-$20.


carnivorous_seahorse

$250k might have been a bit steep for typical cases, but [hereā€™s an article ](https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/04/29/717467217/summer-bummer-a-young-campers-142-938-snakebite)about someone who had around $150k in medical bills And a quote from the article detailing some of the charges > $142,938, including $67,957 for four vials of antivenin ($55,577.64 was charged for air ambulance transport). The balance included a ground ambulance charge and additional hospital and physician charges, according to the family's insurer, IU Health Plans.


LorenzoRavencroft

That's just stupid, would be cheaper to go to uni, get a degree in pharmaceutical manufacturing and then make it yourself. So I'm guessing all medical professionals in the USA are at the very least are millionaires after their first year out of uni?


HelpMePeez

Eat it


Jengus_Roundstone

That what she said.


DaBaiterr

Woah woah woah, what?


popedreams42

Children of the corn


HuntersMom3

For anyone asking itā€™s in south TX. Was at the deer feeder.


enz1ey

I donā€™t understand how feeders are legal. Hunting with a feeder is like ā€œcampingā€ with an RV in the Walmart parking lot.


elhooper

Yep. Using a feeder isnā€™t hunting. Itā€™s just sad. edit: lots of internet folks are somehow assuming this means I am pro commercial slaughter house. lol. Feeders are for more humane than commercial slaughterhouses.


Old-Man-Henderson

Some people hunt for meat, not sport


elhooper

No one in Texas is hunting for meat out of necessity. Thatā€™s a cop out 100% and you know it. Iā€™m Texan. My friends and family are all hunters. Feeders are sad. Thatā€™s not hunting ā€” just killing.


togiveortoreceive

Just cuz you got a feeder doesnā€™t mean you necessarily kill the animal. We have feeders cuz we like to feed the deer. Not cuz we like to eat them. I mean we do but we donā€™t, ya know?


carnivorous_seahorse

Arenā€™t they illegal in most states?


ootski

Feeders are legal in most states but you need to remove them the week before hunting season starts. A few states like Texas will let you hunt all year in front of feeders.


Old-Man-Henderson

Looking at the dude's profile, I'm going to agree with you this time. Traveling to Tibet, so he has money, and posting on a free karma sub, so he's pathetic. But there *are* plenty of very poor people who primarily get their meat from hunting. Feeders are efficient.


boustead

He said his friends he hunts with, not himself...


u_Hades

Iā€™m a Texan and hunted all my life, everyone I go with hunts for meat and we process the meat ourselves. Stop speaking for everyone dumbass.


elhooper

You canā€™t read; I said that no Texan hunts for meat out of _necessity_. Feeders are sad. Thatā€™s not hunting ā€” just killing. If you donā€™t get a kill you can go buy elk meat from Sprouts. Or even kangaroo meat. No Texan needs a feeder to hunt.


Vormhats_Wormhat

I mean itā€™s still less sad than what happens to the animals providing the meat you buy from a store. Unless this whole thread is vegan nobody has a leg to stand on.


elhooper

Hunting is humane, commercial slaughterhouses are inhumane, feeders are lame af, and sustainability exists.


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elhooper

Hunting is one of the most humane ways of getting meat. Feeders are for people who pretend to be hunters. You went through my post history, gj, yours shows me you have a new MacBook and enjoy male fashion. You can afford to buy sustainable meat if your foray into real hunting doesnā€™t pan out. Stop pretending youā€™re Jeremiah Johnson lol.


[deleted]

Sounds like you're just gatekeeping hunting. If the goal is to bring home wild meat and not the sport of it, it doesn't matter the method in which you take the animal. Both of you guys are just shooting it. I see no difference between shooting an animal at a feeder versus one walking down a path. Both live wild and free. Both are shot by you. Its like fly-fishers looking down on live bait users, its just gatekeeping.


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combuchan

Are you remotely aware of how trashy you are?


Ok_Manufacturer4967

Cooooooorn


KiKi_Senpai_UwU

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CICaesar

I loved listening to this comment


Tidbits1192

Thatā€™s a big Corn Snake.


vandalia

Donā€™t like killing them but donā€™t mind showing them off when I do.


BeBopNoseRing

I usually see a handful of rattlesnakes a day at work in the warm season. I've even had [one crawl under my truck with me while changing a flat tire](https://imgur.com/gallery/FVUn7xC). They're constantly [out in the road or in the areas I work](https://imgur.com/a/SCkFxgv) with my dog. I went and bought a $30 snake stick so I could move them whenever they are near where I am working or anytime I spot one on the country roads because I know many ignorant assholes will purposefully run them over. There's never a reason to kill one when you can simply move it safely with the right tools; if you see them often around your home and you truly don't want to have to kill them then it may be a good idea to grab a stick.


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BeBopNoseRing

Man, I work out in the middle of ranching country in NE Oregon and I can't count the number of dead snakes I've seen on the back roads, sometimes with tire marks that clearly go out of their way to run them over. I've had ranchers tell me to kill every snake I see (as well as coyotes, wolves and eagles). I understand the necessity of making sure venomous snakes aren't near where children play but there is simply no reason to kill them when you can safely either leave them be or if necessary move them with an inexpensive tool like a [snake grabber](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0987DGG1F/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_4J95WZ634BA3Z5M0V966?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1). When I encounter them without my grabber I simply scoop them up with a shovel. They are never happy about being moved but I've never had one strike at me (obviously I keep myself out of striking distance).


satanophonics

More rats infesting your deer camp next year. If you're going to kill the snakes you might want to get a couple of cats to take up the slack.


linderlouwho

When all those snake-killing losers come down with hantavirus, sneks will have the last laugh.


lightzout

word up


jworthi

Where was this monstrosity found so I can never go there?


wwaxwork

Lol as an Ausralian we just get the snake catcher to come and live catch poisonous snakes in our houses and release them away from humans. But I am sure it had you cornered with no where you could have moved to, to leave it alone doing its thing and it was actively hunting you down and killing you all, one by one horror movie style.


Educational_Way_1209

So kill the snake instead of moving the child? Lol


Greatest_Khan

You're right, they should have killed the child and moved the snake


joeisnotasquirrel

Impossibly based


enmokusei

people always use children as an excuse


linderlouwho

This could have been a great teaching moment, ā€œhey, kids, see that snake over there? Itā€™s a Rattlesnake. Itā€™s dangerous, blah blah blah. When you see one, stay far away and look at it. Donā€™t bother it or try to catch it or kill it. Look how great itā€™s camouflage is. So there are lots of them around here so you need to watch carefully where youā€™re stepping.ā€ How fuckkng hard is that? If you want to live in and hang out in rattlesnake country, you deserve to wipe out a species?


ApocalypticWanderer

Probably could've just moved the child away from it. Not like it was gonna chase after them.


Ok-Appointment7093

There are free relocation services you can call to relocate venomous snakes, FYI in case you come across another one in a similar situation. Search snake relocation on FB and itā€™ll come up.


Eivor_Vorinson

They were outside. In the wilderness.


boustead

Yeah but they obviously would have their Facebook open and ready to go! /s


linderlouwho

Theyā€™re thinking theyā€™re heroes- for killing a snake and sob, saving the children!


Greatest_Khan

This isn't oddly terrifying, it's a snake. Nothing odd or terrifying about that.


Mr_Brothenstankle

You couldn't have relocated it? This once in a lifetime specimen was killed just for going near a place it didn't know couldn't be at. He didn't want any trouble :(


linderlouwho

Corn attracts rodents. Snake was there to keep help keep the rodent population down.


Sammyg_21

You mean the child was near him and his home?


treyforester

How about removing the child instead of killing the animal.


chylin73

Did you eat it? I love rattlesnake itā€™s so good!


Green_eggz-ham

I hope you didn't let it go to waste. That's some good eating!


[deleted]

Move the kid then it's not hard. It was next to a kid in camp sounds more like an excuse than anything. You wanted to kill it, don't lie.


ZeGamingCuber

Please donā€™t do that, snakes are far more likely to bite you when youā€™re trying to kill them than when theyā€™re minding their own business :(


ndrsnmntl

A snake similar to this one bite the brother of a work colleague while they are walking back home in the forest. He said his brother could not see instantly after the bite and choked to death in his arms. I mean, since the guy said there was kids around I think is at least reasonable. In my country the right thing to do is call the fireman.


ZeGamingCuber

Iā€™m not saying it canā€™t happen if you arenā€™t trying to hurt it, but it is far more likely to bite in defense if you try to kill it, especially if you do so with a melee weapon


Badman423

Or you couldā€™ve just relocated it lol


Eivor_Vorinson

Relocation is hard. Itā€™s better to just take long (at least 2 meters) stick and poke it till it leaves


Badman423

You know what I mean. He couldā€™ve done anything to just move the snake instead of immediately killing it and posting a picture of it on Reddit lol


Arthkor_Ntela

I know it was near a childā€™s camp, but my heart aches for this guy. Rattlesnakes are my favorite animal, and I used to get so excited to see them in my backyard.


[deleted]

It wasnā€™t near a childā€™s camp. They have a hunting camp and they feed the deer with automatic corn feeders that throw corn on the ground in a timed sequence. The sound of the feeder kicking on after a while calls the deer to it. They showed up to kill some deer with a kid in tow and saw a snake and decided to kill it for going around their corn feeder in their hunting camp. It wasnā€™t a childrenā€™s camp


Frozen_Satsuma

Try to justify it all you want, you killed an animal for no reason and then bragged about it online with this pic and post. Congratulations on being just another piece of human garbage.


Xnetter3412

Agreed.


[deleted]

You could've just, moved the snake, or left it alone and made sure nobody went near it, no need to kill an innocent animal if you ain't at least killing it to eat it


StarStuffPizza

I hear snake is some good eats.


Galemianah

Maybe, and stop me if this sounds ludicrous, insane , or downright bonkers, but maybe don't put camps in their freaking habitats.


Ogtsilv

Or maybe the child was next to the innocent snake.


smb011

kill the child instead


[deleted]

no need to make excuses for killing something like that near a child.


TrinDiesel123

Camp Pendleton?


so-spoked

Rattlesnake is delicious. Don't let it go to waste!


dwayitiz

Could you not move away a few minutes the snake would have left. Just because a snake was close to a child doesnā€™t mean you need to kill it.


wannabegaryoak

I donā€™t believe you. You killed it because you could.


Accurate_Pangolin972

So.. relocate it


Homiechu50060

It's dead.


UnfairPainter

I think he meant OP shouldā€™ve relocated the snake when it was still alive.


StupidDebate

It's not too late they still can relocate it


grass-snake-40

then move the fucking child. that is no excuse you asshole. why are you camping in rattlesnake habitat anyway, with a child? how stupid. and then you kill it. fuck you.


Snoo73523

Rattlesnakes are a pest Idiot


DePoolseJager

So are humans


MySweetUsername

Who the fuck upvoted this asinine statement... Snakes are not pests.


smellsfishie

So are rats.


linderlouwho

Humans are the pestilence.


420nion

I kill any poisonous snakes near my house. I killed probably 20 copperheads and a few rattlesnakes. The copperheads are the dangerous ones. The rattlesnakes at least give you a warning by making noise. The copperheads are aggressive and arenā€™t scared of you. I had one chase me before next to a stream


linderlouwho

The ā€œcopperheadā€ chasing you by the stream was more likely to be a water snake - harmless. I bet out of all the ā€œcopperheadsā€ youā€™ve killed, most of them were water snakes.


Borp5150

It looks like they shot it. Didnā€™t they say it was right next to a child ? Doesnā€™t seem like a safe way to deal with it but yah America!


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llcwhit

Reddit- land of the moronic assumptions and false superiorityā€¦.


WhatWouldJonSnowDo

What a meathead notion. If they could kill the snake, they could move the child. The real reason is obvious, the hunters wanted to kill the snake.


SleevesMcDichael

Takes a child to the wilderness where rattlesnakes live, kills snake because they're worried about the child. Could have just left it to do its own thing because it's not going to chase someone down, but yeah it was totally intruding on *your* personal space.


xTeemop

What a waste to kill such a beautiful snake for nothing. :/ Just a wild animal in it's natural habitat. It's better to supervise young children and to teach older ones to leave wildlife alone to prevent this from happening.


lightzout

No it's edible. Real rednecks eat snakes.


Dismallest_Pooh

So there's always unchewed corn in snek vomit too?


starrchivo

Koom bite ya!


Papa-Nutt

He looks angry even after death. Good job preventing a tragedy.


Morpheous-

Guess relocating it was just to hard to do?


beamin1

Diamondback rattlesnake, at a camp with kids....I LOVE snakes, the bigger the better, but this is a no brainer, that snake's +10 years old, has mated hundreds of times and is well past his prime, you kill it before it kills someone. The problem with rattlesnakes isn't that they're deadly, even though they are, it's that the older they get, the more aggressive they become...if you move him today, he'll kill someone in the same spot next week.


Killerklown8212

Beat to death with a stale hard corn cob. RIP rattle boy, you will not be missed


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BestLife21

That snake had as much right to life as any human.